This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, May 10

Treasures — Your Fantasy Girlfriend of the Night Is Waiting

♦  A lot of gentlemen’s clubs in Vegas may claim to be luxurious, but when you step into Treasures you’ll know what real opulence looks like. This is a place you come to celebrate the successes of your life with women most men only dream about.

Treasures features one of the highest-mileage lap dance scenes in Las Vegas.  But if you’re looking for a fantasy girlfriend experience, something more intimate and personal than a lap dance, Treasures is the place.

This is the only gentlemen’s club in Las Vegas with an attached gourmet steakhouse. It’s a perfect venue for making a girl in the club feel generous. Invite her to have dinner with you and share a few cocktails or a bottle of wine. She’ll dress up for you. After a fine meal, when it’s time for the flirting to get more intimate, she’ll take you up the winding staircase to the VIP rooms. Now you can undress her for dessert.

Treasures is also the only gentlemen’s club in Las Vegas with a “premium happy hour.” From 4 – 7 pm, domestic beers are only $2, wells and imports are $3, call drinks are $4 and premium liquors are $5 (the best premium liquor happy hour deal in Las Vegas). From 7 – 8 pm, all drinks are half-price.  Good deals attract good crowds and good crowds attract great dancers.  This is a special place to relax in a roomful of beautiful women in the early evening. The up-close-and-physical lap dances are soothing for your soul.

Out-of-staters should call Treasures at 702-257-3030 to arrange free round-trip limo transportation, no strings attached. They’ll pick you up at your hotel, take you to the club, then chauffeur you back to your hotel when you’re ready to leave. You’ll also find some generous VIP packages on the club website, including deals for bottle service, groups, couples and even dinner packages. Topless, full bar, 21+

Palomino Club — All Bare and All Booze

Palomino Club Vegas Dancer

Renee Dances at Palomino Club

♦  Palomino Club is the place to be if you like to drink adult beverages while watching gorgeous strippers who take off everything, including their g-strings. If that’s you, don’t waste your time trying to find another Vegas club that offers this. There isn’t one.

Palomino’s dancers lose their g-strings not only on stage, but also in the club’s VIP rooms and private bedroom dances. You’re going to have a blast sitting on the rail and tipping the stage dancers because the girls like to get up close and reward you when you’re tipping well. It’s like watching a Victoria’s Secret catalog come to life just for you.

But wait until you get into a VIP room with your favorite. Palomino doesn’t have a group VIP room like Vegas’ topless clubs. The VIP rooms here are all one-on-one curtained booths or bigger private bedrooms furnished with a plush sofa or a full-size bed. Did I mention Vegas doesn’t have a no-touching-the-strippers law? A Palomino VIP room is about as close to heaven as you’ll ever be on earth. If you’re ready to start fantasizing, check out Renee and Mandi, just two of the girls on Palomino’s 130+ night crew.

The fully-private dances start at only 3 songs for $100 (with no extra bar tab), one of the best dance deals in Vegas.

Free round-trip limo transportation is available for groups of two or more by calling 702-642-2984. See our club review for more info on the best way to do this club or, for the full royalty treatment, check out Palomino’s online packages for bottle service, couples, groups and single guys. Nude, full bar, 21+

Get Penthouse Pet Christiana Cinn in Your Lap at Sapphire

Christiana Cinn at Sapphire

Christiana Cinn, the famous Penthouse model and XXX star of Let’s Bang the Babysitter, is going to be available for getting frisky with her fans this weekend at Sapphire Las Vegas, and she is especially looking for fans who’d like one-on-one private encounters. (See The Vegas Strip Clubs Honor Mom with XXX Stars for Mothers’ Day Weekend for more on Christiana Cinn.)

Christiana will be performing on Sapphire’s main stage starting at 11:30 pm, and hanging out in the club in between stage sets, partying and leading guys off to the VIP.  If you’d like to get a Penthouse babe all to yourself for some hands-on fun, here is your chance. Just reserve a seat at Christiana’s private tables (includes a 2-hour open bar) for $135. This is where Christiana looks first for guys who like dirty fun with dirty girls. You’ll find all of Sapphire’s porn star package deals online (or call 702-869-0003 for more info).

On the other hand, while you’re at Sapphire, don’t ignore the 400+ stacked 9s and 10s in the club’s infamous lap dance orgy. If high-mileage fun with more titties than any man can handle in a single night appeals to you, just get the club’s $65 package deal that includes a $50 drink voucher plus a free shot. Most important: it includes a reserved VIP seat right in gazongas central. That same link takes you to packages for bottle service, plus group and couples’ deals, all of which include drink discounts, free limo transport, free admission, a line pass, a reserved VIP table and first-class host service.

I recommend a package deal at Sapphire on weekends especially, not only for the discounts but for the reserved seat. The club often gets to standing room only at peak hours. Call for the free club limo at 702-869-0003.

For future Vegas trips, check out Sapphire’s upcoming porn star calendar. We update that page regularly, so bookmark it. Topless, full bar, 21+

Major GILF Lotta Topp — 58FF and 76 Years Old — at Little Darlings

Lotta Topp at Little Darlings Las Vegas

Lotta Topp at Little Darlings

Are you ready for a stripper who’s got a 58FF bust and might have gone to school with your grandmother?  Little Darlings Vegas is featuring 76-year-old Lotta Topp on both Friday and Saturday night (May 10-11), doing two fully-nude stage sets each night.  (See The Vegas Strip Clubs Honor Mom with XXX Stars for Mothers’ Day Weekend for more on Lotta Topp.)

Little Darlings is the only one of the major Vegas strip clubs where guests only have to be 18+. No alcohol is served here, so dancers also only have to be 18+ and all dancers get fully nude both on stage and in the club’s private dances.

At Little Darlings, even $20 lap dances are private dances that take place in one-on-one booths off the main floor. Prices for nude bedroom dances start at just $125 for 15 minutes (and there’s no extra bar tab) — the best private VIP dance price of any Vegas strip club.

Check out Little Darlings’ online package deals to get a 2-for-1 lap dance coupon. Little Darlings is always couples- and female-friendly.  No alcohol, nude, 18+

Deja Vu Vegas — Hot Women & FREE Drinks!

Deja Vu Showgirls Las Vegas dancer

Tiffany at Deja Vu Showgirls

Deja Vu Showgirls is the only strip club in Vegas that features an open bar for domestics and wells from 6-9 pm every night of the week. This is a perfect time to relax and flirt with the dancers and indulge in a few high-mileage lap dances.

Deja Vu is known for its comfy one-on-one VIP rooms that have a real door you can close behind you for maximum privacy. These rooms are furnished with either a large plush sofa or a full-sized bed — your choice. Private VIP room prices start at only $150 for 15 minutes plus two drinks, about what the other Vegas topless clubs charge for the group VIP.

During the three-hour open bar period, the cover charge is $20, including for locals.  After 9 pm, there’s no cover charge as long as you arrive by the free club limo, which also gets you a free drink ticket. If you arrive via cab or rideshare, the cover charge is $45, so do yourself a favor and call 702-308-4605 (or text SGLV to 702-767-8118) to reserve the limo. You’ll also find some good package deals on the club’s website for VIP bottle service, groups, and couples. Topless, full bar, 21+

Saturday, May 11

XXX Nymphette Joseline Kelly Goes into Heat at Sapphire Vegas

Joseline Kelly at Sapphire Las Vegas

Joseline Kelly at Sapphire

One of the cutest 21-year-old porn babes on the XXX scene, Joseline Kelly, star of the immortal Pretty Little Bitches, will be the feature entertainer at Sapphire Las Vegas tonight. (See The Vegas Strip Clubs Honor Mom with XXX Stars for Mothers’ Day Weekend for more on Joseline Kelly.)

The scrumptious Joseline will begin her stage performances at 11:30 pm, and when she’s not on stage she’ll be looking for guys who’d like to fool around in private with an innocent-looking bad girl.

To reserve a seat at Joseline’s private tables (where she flirts with her fans when she’s not on stage) it’s just $135 online here, and includes a 2-hour open bar. Other porn star packages for bottle service, groups, and couples are available here, or just call 702-869-0003 to make reservations, get more details and/or to book the free club limo.

For guys who are most interested in Sapphire’s all-night lap dance orgy, I recommend the $65 solo package that comes with a $50 drink voucher plus a free shot . (You can find bottle, group and couple’s packages through that same link.)  All of Sapphire’s packages include free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass and a reserved VIP table right in the middle of the babe bacchanal.

I recommend springing for a package at Sapphire at peak hours because without one you may not find a seat.  There’s nothing more frustrating than to be at a lap dance orgy without a lap.

Every Friday and Saturday night, Sapphire features porn stars who then host the club’s topless pool party on Saturday and Sunday afternoon. Check out Sapphire’s porn star calendar here. Topless, full bar, 21+

Note: Do not take a cab, Uber, or a casino limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $50 entry fee to the club. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo (or Tesla!). Topless, full bar, 21+

Little Darlings Brings Back Lotta Topp, Plus a Bikini Car Wash in the Afternoon

Tonight is your last chance to see the world’s oldest stripper, 76-year-old Lotta Topp, at Little Darlings Vegas. She’ll be doing two stage sets after 11 pm.  (See The Vegas Strip Clubs Honor Mom with XXX Stars for Mothers’ Day Weekend for more on Lotta Topp.)

Plus, from 11 am till 2 pm today (May 11) Little Darlings is having a Bikini Car Wash. Come get your ride spruced up by the cutest car washers in town!

You’ll find Little Darlings’ online packages here, with some including a 2-for-1 lap dance coupon. No alcohol, nude, 18+

Penthouse Pet Christiana Cinn at Sapphire’s Topless Pool

Penthouse Pet and XXX star Christiana Cinn will be hosting the party at Sapphire’s topless pool today from noon to 6 pm. (See The Vegas Strip Clubs Honor Mom with XXX Stars for Mothers’ Day Weekend for more on Christiana Cinn.)

It’s pool party season in Vegas and the party to beat all parties is every Friday, Saturday and Sunday at the Sapphire Pool and Day Club. If you like watching topless girls dancing and playing titty ball, this is where Sapphire’s knockout dancers do it every weekend. They also like to flirt, get buzzed, and lure guys into the Club’s VIP rooms through a back entrance.

You can tell which girls are Sapphire’s dancers because they wear pink bracelets. That bracelet means, “I’m available. Let’s go have some private indoor fun.” Christiana Cinn is also available for one-on-one fun. Isn’t it about time you petted a Penthouse Pet?

There’s no cover charge for the pool unless you arrive by cab or rideshare, so if you don’t have your own wheels, take advantage of Sapphire’s $70 VIP package deal. It includes a $50 beverage credit, a reserved lounge chair, limo transport, and free luggage storage if you need it.

For a list of upcoming porn stars appearing at the Sapphire Pool, see our Sapphire porn star schedule. Topless, full bar, 21+

The Sapphire Comedy Hour

If you want to ease your wife or girlfriend into a strip club, why not start with Sapphire’s Saturday night Comedy Hour? It’s a fun date for couples with great comics, magic and burlesque. The comedy show’s $40 cover charge also gets you into Sapphire’s main room where the strippers are (reg. $50 admission) when the comedy show is over. There’s also an open bar option during the comedy show for $65 more. You can even get a dinner package that includes gourmet Mexican.

Comics tonight include Tracy Skene and Brian McKim, plus extreme comic The Shocker, the magic of Mon Dre and burlesque babe Kalani Kokonuts.

Doors open at 7 pm. Show starts at 8 pm. Call 702-869-0003 for the free club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon. Full bar, 21+

UFC 237 Screening Party at Crazy Horse III

  Crazy Horse 3 is screening UFC 237. The $50 package includes transportation to the club, free entry, a $60 drink voucher and free pizza. Preliminary events start at 5 pm, the main event around 7 pm. Topless, full bar, 21+

Sunday, May 12, Mother’s Day!

Joseline Kelly Hosts Sapphire’s Topless Pool Party

Porn cutie Joseline Kelly will be splashing up a storm at Sapphire’s topless pool today from noon to 6 pm. (See Vegas Strip Clubs Honor Mom with XXX Stars for Mothers’ Day Weekend for more on Joseline Kelly.) Joseline will be available for private VIP fun as well, as will any of the Sapphire babes wearing pink wristbands.

There’s no cover charge, but I recommend solo guys get the $70 lounge package that includes a $50 beverage credit, limo transport and (important!) a reserved lounge chair poolside. Find all of Sapphire’s pool packages for singles, couples and groups, including cabana deals, at the pool website.

If you have to catch a flight home later in the afternoon or evening, Sapphire has a special Sunday extend-your-vacation deal. They’ll provide free limo transport from your hotel to the pool, free luggage storage for the day, and a free ride to the airport when it’s time for you to catch your flight.

No cover. Topless, full bar, 21+

For a list of upcoming porn star hostesses at the Sapphire Pool & Day Club, see our Sapphire porn star appearance schedule.

Something for Mom: MILF & GILF Appreciation Day at Hustler Club

Hustler Club is celebrating Mother’s Day with MILF & GILF Appreciation Day. All MILFs and GILFs will receive a free cocktail and a $20 pass to the club’s male review. Topless, full bar, 21+

Burlesque Roulette at Artifice

♦   Burlesque Roulette is Vegas-Style traditional striptease where the strippers spin a wheel to find out the music they’re stripping to. The nuttiness is emceed by Miss Miranda Glamour.

Show starts at 8 pm. The Artifice Bar is located downtown at 1025 First Street, Las Vegas. Cover: $15. Full bar, 21+

Bikini Bull-Riding Contest at Gilley’s

  If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island).  Gilley’s offers Vegas’ only weekly bikini bull-riding contest. It’s actually pretty sexy—local girls and tourists, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win real money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.

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