Friday, May 31
Treasures — The Ultimate in Luxury
♦ Treasures is the Vegas gentlemen’s club where you go to be pampered by 9s and 10s in the most luxurious setting in town. The high-mileage lap dances and private dances at this club are as close as you can legally get to sex in a Vegas strip club.
Plus, Treasures features a gourmet steakhouse where you can treat yourself or a friend or client to a first-class meal with all the trimmings. Or better yet, spend an hour in the club before dinner choosing a dinner companion from one of the finest selections of beautiful women in Vegas. You can sample them with high-mileage lap dances before making your choice, let her dress up for you, then take her for an only-in-Vegas girlfriend experience. After cocktails and dinner, let your date lead you to the VIP rooms upstairs where you can undress her for more physical fun.
Out-of-staters should call Treasures at 702-257-3030 to arrange for free round-trip limo transportation. They’ll pick you up at your hotel, limo you to the club, then chauffeur you back to your hotel when you’re ready to leave.
For the full royalty treatment, you’ll find generous VIP packages on the Treasures website, including package deals for bottle service, groups, couples and even dinner packages. Topless, full bar, 21+
Palomino Club — Full Bar Plus Fully Bare
♦ Palomino Club is the only strip club in Las Vegas with fully nude dancers that serves alcohol. Couple nude+booze with some of the finest dancers in town, the wildest stage show, and friendly drink prices (starting at $7 draft beers) and you’ll know why Palomino gets packed every Friday and Saturday night.
Like the stage show, VIP dances are fully nude, with complete privacy in the club’s one-on-one private booths and bedrooms starting at 3 songs for $100, with no extra bar tab.
Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transport to the club by calling 702-642-2984 (solo guys call for limo availability). For the full royalty treatment, check out Palomino’s online package deals for bottle service, couples, groups and solo guys (recommended at peak hours, when the club gets to standing room only). Nude, full bar, 21+
XXX Cutie Pie Samantha Rone at Sapphire
♦ Sapphire Vegas is featuring one of porn’s cutest nymphettes tonight, Samantha Rone, beloved star of She’s So Small 2. Her stage sets start at 11:30 pm, and when she’s not on stage she’ll be working the crowd, luring men into sin with her in Sapphire’s VIP rooms. Here’s your chance to have something juicy to tell the priest the next time you go to confession. (See Blonde Porn Nymphettes at Sapphire This Weekend for more on Samantha Rone.)
If you tend to favor girls who look young and innocent but have dirty minds, you can reserve a seat at Samantha’s private tables (with a 2-hour open bar) for just $135. That gives you first crack at getting some Samantha private time. You’ll find this package and other porn star deals available online (or call 702-869-0003).
On the other hand, if what you’re looking for is as many boobs as you can get your hands on in one night of titty debauchery, reserve Sapphire’s $65 solo package deal, which includes a $50 drink voucher plus a free shot. That will get you a reserved VIP seat right in the middle of titty heaven.
Other packages for bottle service and group and couples’ deals are available through that link as well. All include drink discounts, free limo transport, free admission, a line pass, a reserved VIP table and first-class host service. A package is worth it for the reserved seat alone, as Sapphire gets to standing room only at peak hours.
For future Vegas trips, check out Sapphire’s upcoming porn star features. We keep that page up-to-date, so bookmark it. Topless, full bar, 21+
Madison Morgan’s Birthday Party at Hustler Club
♦ The Vegas Hustler Club is helping Madison Morgan celebrate her birthday tonight. $50 cover, locals free with Vu Card. Topless, full bar, 21+
Club Lacy’s Will Be Open This Weekend!
We posted a few days ago that Club Lacy’s is closing permanently. That’s true, but we just learned it will be open per usual this weekend. If you’re a big booty fan, go check out this wild nude hip-hop party while you can. Nude, full bar, 21+
Nevada Burlypicks at Artifice Bar
♦ Burlypicks is an annual competition among burlesque dancers, so expect to see the best of the best. It’s being held at the Artifice Bar this year, hosted by Miranda Glamour. Stars at 8 pm. No info on cover charge. The Artifice Bar is located downtown at 1025 First Street, Las Vegas. Full bar, 21+
Saturday, June 1
Get Lexi Belle in Your Lap at Sapphire Las Vegas
♦ Sapphire Vegas is featuring Lexi Belle, the adorably cute star of Young and Juicy and Stuffin’ Young Muffins, on stage throughout the night starting at 11:30 pm. (For more on Lexi Belle, see Blonde Porn Nymphettes at Sapphire This Weekend.)
When she’s not on stage, Lexi will be out in the crowd looking for guys who like young and juicy girls to get one-on-one with in the VIP.
You can get to the front of the line for Lexi’s attention by reserving a seat (with a 2-hour open bar) at her private tables here for only $135. Other porn star packages including a private dinner date with Lexi are available online here, or just call 702-869-0003 to make reservations or book the free club limo.
To get yourself into the middle of Sapphire’s famous all-night lap dance orgy, get the club’s $65 solo deal. That package includes a $50 drink voucher plus a free shot and VIP seating in the heart of the action. (You’ll find bottle, group and couple’s packages through that same link). All packages include free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass and a reserved VIP table for the night. We recommend a package at this club because, without one, you will likely not find a place to sit down.
We update Sapphire’s porn star feature calendar continually, so book mark the link. Topless, full bar, 21+
Tip: Do not take a cab, Uber, or a casino limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $50 entry fee. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo (or Tesla!) to get in free. Topless, full bar, 21+
Samantha Rone Hosts Sapphire’s Topless Pool Party
♦ Porn babe Samantha Rone, star of 2 Cute 4 Porn and Schoolgirl Cuties, will be splashing around at Sapphire’s topless pool party this afternoon. (See Blonde Porn Nymphettes at Sapphire This Weekend for more on Samantha Rone.)
The Sapphire Pool & Day Club puts the emphasis on topless. It’s the only topless pool in Vegas where you are virtually guaranteed to see bare titties because the club “chums the waters” with its crew of knockout strippers. Every summer I get comments from readers telling me they went to one of the casino topless pools and it’s not topless anymore. And I call the place to find out it’s still topless, but no girls are actually taking their tops off.
That doesn’t happen at Sapphire’s pool, where the waitresses and bartenders and go-go dancers are topless, in addition to all the strippers that are out there specifically to get sunshine on their titties and meet guys who want to fool around in the VIP.
The Sapphire Pool & Day Club is open every Friday, Saturday and Sunday from noon to 6 pm. There’s a $20 entry fee if you arrive by cab or rideshare, so don’t do that! If you don’t have your own car, call 702-869-0003 for the club’s free limo or take advantage of Sapphire’s $70 VIP package deal, that includes free admission, a $50 beverage credit, a reserved lounge chair for the day, free limo transport, and free luggage storage if you need it. You can also find daybed and cabana packages through that link.
For a list of upcoming porn stars appearing at the Sapphire Pool, see our post on Sapphire’s porn stars to come. Topless, full bar, 21+
The Sapphire Comedy Hour
♦ Get your wife or girlfriend into one of Las Vegas’ best strip clubs by starting off with a date at the Sapphire Comedy Hour. When the comedy show ends, you exit right into Sapphire’s main room (where all the topless babes are) and say “Hey honey, while we’re here, how about a drink?”
This show has been voted Best Comedy Show & Comedy Club by the Las Vegas Review Journal in 2016, 2017 & 2018. Comics tonight include Thai Rivera and Ms Arkansas, plus extreme comic The Shocker, the magic of MonDre and burlesque babe Kalani Kokonuts.
The cover charge for the show is only $40. For $65 more you can get a 90-minute open bar, plus there’s a dinner option with food delivered from Eldorado Cantina next door, one of best Mexican restaurants in Vegas.
Doors open at 7 pm. Show starts at 8 pm. Call 702-869-0003 for the free club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon. Full bar, 21+
Fringe Burlesque at the Mint
♦ This is a new burlesque venue, emceed by (who else!) Miss Miranda Glamour. Think pretty Vegas amateurs reviving the art of gowns-and-gloves striptease.
Tonight’s lineup features D.D. Darlin’, The Sweet Siren, Marina Mars, Neon and comedian Thai Rivera. Seating at 9:30 pm, showtime at 10:00 pm. The Mint is located downtown at 750 Fremont St. Full bar, 21+
Sunday, June 2
Sapphire’s Topless Pool Party Features XXX Lexi Belle
♦ If you missed Lexi Belle’s performance at Sapphire last night, it’s not too late to get her in your lap, because she’ll be hanging out at the Sapphire’s topless pool this afternoon from noon – 6 pm, still looking for trouble. (See Blonde Porn Nymphettes at Sapphire This Weekend for more on Lexi Belle.)
Lexi will be open to invitations from fans to get one-on-one with her in Sapphire’s VIP room. In addition, all of the Sapphire dancers (they’re the topless girls wearing pink wristbands) will be available to get out of the sun and duck into the air-conditioned VIP with you.
There’s no cover charge at the Sapphire Pool (incredible, considering what the casino topless pools charge), but my advice is to get the $70 lounge package that includes a $50 drink credit, free admission, free limo transportation and a reserved lounge chair on the deck (the pool’s only free seating is at the bar). You’ll find this package and other pool packages for singles, couples and groups, including day beds and cabanas, at the pool website.
Hotel Check-out Special
Here’s one of the best free deals in Vegas to help you extend your vacation: If you’re flying out of town later today, Sapphire will provide free limo transport from your hotel to their pool, free luggage storage for the day, and a free ride to the airport when it’s time for you to catch your flight. No charge. Just call Sapphire at 702-869-0003 to set it up. Topless, full bar, 21+
For a list of porn star hostesses to come at the Sapphire Pool & Day Club, see Sapphire’s porn star schedule.
Burly Q Revue at Double Down Saloon
♦ This monthly revue of local amateur peelers is emceed by Miss Miranda Glamour with live music by Johnny Zig and the Force. The Double Down Saloon is a locals’ hangout and the only joint in town serving ass juice and bacon martinis. The saloon is located at 4640 Paradise Rd, Las Vegas. No cover charge. 9 pm. Full bar, 21+
Bikini Bull-Riding Contest at Gilley’s
♦ If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). Gilley’s offers Vegas’ only amateur bikini bull-riding contest every week. It’s actually pretty sexy—local girls and tourists, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win real money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.