Friday, June 21
Need a Girlfriend for the Night? Treasures Has a Prime Selection . . .
♦ As soon as you step into Treasures, you’ll know this place is different. The paintings on the walls, the chandeliers, the plush furnishings all drip luxury. The winding staircase that leads to the VIP rooms looks like something you’d find in Hef’s mansion, and so do the stacked 9s and 10s that populate the club.
Treasures is one of the highest-mileage lap dance clubs in Las Vegas, and it’s the only gentlemen’s club in Las Vegas with its own gourmet steakhouse. This is an elegant environment where you can entertain a business client or celebrate with friends. It’s also a place for one of the best girlfriend experiences in Las Vegas. Spend an hour out in the main room sampling the night’s selection of beautiful women, invite a dancer you like to dine with you, then flirt over cocktails and dinner before heading upstairs to the VIP rooms for an up-close-and-physical dessert.
Out-of-staters should call the club at 702-257-3030 to arrange for free round-trip limo transportation. They’ll pick you up at your hotel, limo you to the club, then chauffeur you back to your hotel when you’re ready to leave. Let Treasures treat you like a VIP from start to finish.
You’ll find generous package deals on Treasures’ website, including open bar packages, dinner packages, and deals for bottle service, groups, couples and solo guys. It’s a great way to get a deal at this premium club that matches the prices at lesser clubs. Topless, full bar, 21+
Palomino Club — Where the Naked Women Come with a Full Bar
♦ Why go to a strip club where the strippers only strip partway? At Palomino Club, the dancers always finish the job by removing that triangle of cloth that covers the most beautiful feature of a woman’s anatomy. And Palomino is the only strip club in Las Vegas that allows you to drink adult beverages while savoring a naked woman’s full beauty.
Plus, if you haven’t checked this club out, you haven’t seen the wildest stage show in Vegas. Think naked angels flying around the stripper poles, doing girl-on-girl numbers, and teasing the crowd to death with in-your-face leg-spreading floor work. And the girls get naked not only on stage but in the club’s fully-private VIP dances, which all take place in one-on-one private booths and bedrooms starting at three songs for $100 with no extra bottle fee. A high-mileage horizontal nude dance here is the closest you can get to sex with your clothes on.
Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transportation to the club by calling 702-642-2984 (solo guys call for limo availability). For the full royalty treatment, check out Palomino’s online packages for bottle service, couples, groups and solo guys (especially valuable for the reserved VIP table at peak hours, when the club gets to standing room only). Nude, full bar, 21+
Busty Blonde Porn Babe Sarah Jessie at Sapphire Vegas
♦ Sapphire Las Vegas is featuring porn babe Sarah Jessie, star of Big Tit Office Chicks and a bunch of other XXX flicks for serious boob men like you. She starts her stage sets at 11:30 pm and will be available for flirting and hands-on private shows with fans in between. (See Porn Babes Tasting Menu at Sapphire This Weekend for more on Sarah Jessie.)
The best way to assure yourself of getting onto Sarah’s radar is to reserve a seat at her private tables (with a two-hour open bar that includes everything but champagne and super-premiums) for just $135. That amount of good booze should loosen you up sufficiently to say yes when she grabs you by the necktie and starts dragging you to her private lair. Other porn star packages, including a private dinner date, are available online (or by calling 702-869-0003).
If you’re more interested in diving into the middle of the lap dance orgy Sapphire is world famous for, the club’s $65 package for solo guys comes with a $50 drink voucher plus a free shot and a reserved seat right in the heart of the babe bacchanal.
Other packages for bottle service, groups and couples can also be reserved through that link. All include drink discounts, a free limo ride to the club, free admission, a line pass, a reserved VIP table and Sapphire’s royalty treatment. We recommend a package here because Sapphire gets to standing room only at peak hours.
Coming to Vegas in the future? Check out Sapphire’s upcoming porn star features. We keep that page updated, so bookmark it. Topless, full bar, 21+
Burlesque Madness at Artisan Hotel
♦ Burlesque Madness at the Artisan Hotel Bar is a revue of traditional gowns-and-gloves striptease with a few modern Vegas twists. The show starts starts at 8:30 pm (seating at 8:00). Valet parking. No cover. Full bar, 21+
Saturday, June 22
Get XXX Girl Gone Wild Michelle Maylene In Your Lap at Sapphire
♦ Sapphire is featuring yummy Michelle Maylene tonight, XXX star of the unforgettable College Coeds vs Zombie Housewives, getting naughty on stage and even naughtier in the club’s VIP rooms starting at 11:30 pm. (See Porn Babes Tasting Menu at Sapphire This Weekend for more on Michelle Maylene.)
Michelle gets pretty crazy when you get her alone. If you think you might be up for a little one-on-one with a porn star who wants to defend her wild reputation, you can reserve a seat here to join Michelle at her private tables for just $135. That package includes a two-hour open bar (with the good stuff), your limo ride to Sapphire, free admission, a line pass and Sapphire’s VIP treatment. You can also reserve a porn star package or the free club limo by calling 702-869-0003.
If instead it’s titty quantity you’re looking for, just reserve the club’s $65 solo guy package. That comes with a $50 drink voucher and a free shot, plus VIP seating in the main room where 400+ stacked girls wearing nothing but lingerie are looking for dudes with vacant laps and wandering hands. That deal and other bottle service, group and couple’s packages, all available through that link, include free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass and a reserved VIP table for the night. Always get a package here if you plan to be in the club at peak hours or you may find yourself at a lap dance orgy without a lap.
We update Sapphire’s porn star appearance schedule often, so if you’re planning a Vegas trip in the future, bookmark that link. Topless, full bar, 21+
Tip: Do not take a cab, Uber, or a casino limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $50 entry fee. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo to get in free. Topless, full bar, 21+
Sapphire’s Topless Pool Party with XXX Babe Sarah Jessie
♦ XXX film star Sarah Jessie of Cindy Queen of Hell fame will be getting wet and wicked in Sapphire’s topless pool today from noon to 6 pm. (See Porn Babes Tasting Menu at Sapphire This Weekend for more on Sarah Jessie.)
There are half a dozen topless pool parties in Vegas in the summer, but you’re not going to find one that compares to Sapphire’s weekend pool blowout. This is the pool party where Sapphire’s uninhibited strippers spend their weekend afternoons working on their allover tans, partying, cooling off under the fountain, and meeting guys who like hanging out with strippers in the sunshine.
All of the topless girls wearing pink wristbands are Sapphire’s dancers. If you want to cool off with one of them in an air-conditioned VIP room inside the club, just ask.
Sapphire’s Pool & Day Club is open every Friday, Saturday and Sunday from noon to 6 pm. Admission is free unless you arrive by cab or rideshare, in which case you’ll be charged a $20 entry fee. So, if you don’t have your own car, call 702-869-0003 for the club’s free limo.
Or reserve the pool’s $70 lounge package, which includes free admission, a $50 beverage credit, a reserved lounge chair for the day, free limo transport, and free luggage storage if you need it. You’ll also find daybed and cabana package deals through that link. Get a package deal so you have someplace to kick back and enjoy all the titties in the sunshine. The only free seating at the pool is at the bar.
For a list of upcoming porn stars hosting the Sapphire Pool parties, see our post on Sapphire’s summer porn star calendar. Topless, full bar, 21+
The Sapphire Comedy Hour
♦ The Sapphire Comedy Hour is every Saturday night at 8 pm in the club’s 300-seat Showroom. Some of the country’s top standup comedians perform here, with a magician and a classy burlesque dancer in between the comics. This is a great date for couples and, when the show ends at 9-9:30 pm, you’ll exit right into Sapphire’s main room (at no extra charge) where the strippers and lap dancers are. If your wife or girlfriend is curious about what it’s like in the top Las Vegas strip clubs, you can stay for ten minutes or ten hours and indulge a lot of fantasies.
The cover charge for the comedy hour is $40 (compare that to the casino showrooms). For $65 more you can get a 90-minute open bar that includes the good stuff. If you’re hungry, there’s a dinner option with food from Eldorado Cantina, one of best Mexican eateries in Vegas.
Doors open at 7 pm. Show starts at 8 pm. Call 702-869-0003 for the free club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon. Full bar, 21+
Little Darlings Offers Bikini Car Wash Today
♦ Little Darlings Vegas is having a Bikini Car Wash in their parking lot today (Sat, June 22) from 11 am to 2 pm. Inside, the dancing is nude, no alcohol, 18+
Sunday, June 23
Michelle Maylene Hosts Sapphire’s Topless Pool Party
♦ If you missed the star of Hot Body Naked Bowling Battle, Michelle Maylene, on Sapphire’s stage last night, or if you missed your chance to get one of the top naked bowlers in the country all to yourself in the Sapphire VIP, you’ve got another shot at Michelle this afternoon as she hosts Sapphire’s topless pool bash from noon – 6 pm.
Like all of Sapphire’s dancers (who wear pink wristbands out at the pool), Michelle will be available for fun trysts with her bowling fans in Sapphire’s dark comfy VIP room indoors. (See Porn Babes Tasting Menu at Sapphire This Weekend for more on Michelle Maylene.)
If you don’t have your own personal transportation, call Sapphire at 702-869-0003 for their free limo and get in free. Otherwise, if you arrive via cab or rideshare, you’ll be charged $20 for admission.
Or consider reserving Sapphire’s $70 lounge chair package, which includes a $50 drink credit, free admission, free limo transport, and a lounge chair for the day. Otherwise you’ll have to hope you can get a seat on a bar stool or you’ll be standing around when you’re not in the water. This package deal and other pool packages for singles, couples and groups, including day beds and cabanas, can be found at the pool website.
The FREE Hotel Check-out Deal!
Most casino hotels have a checkout time before noon. That’s perfect, because that’s what time the Sapphire pool opens. If your flight isn’t leaving until later in the day, Sapphire’s club limo will chauffeur you from your hotel to their pool, store your luggage for the day, then give you a free ride to the airport when it’s time to catch your flight. No charge. Just call 702-869-0003 to set it up. Topless, full bar, 21+
Coming later this summer? See the list of upcoming porn stars at the Sapphire Pool in our summer porn star calendar.
Bikini Bull-Riding Contest at Gilley’s
♦ If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). Gilley’s offers Vegas’ only amateur bikini bull-riding contest. It’s actually pretty sexy—local girls and tourists, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win real money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.