Friday, June 28
Lust Meets Luxury at Treasures Las Vegas
♦ Treasures is the Las Vegas gentlemen’s club preferred by locals who appreciate a superior selection of stacked dancers and the kind of high-mileage lap dances and private dances that have become Treasures’ trademark.
Treasures is also the only Vegas strip club with its own gourmet steakhouse, a terrific place to take a client or celebrate with buddies or even relax with one of the club’s dancers if you’re in the market for a Vegas-style girlfriend experience. The steakhouse is open all night, so you get to the club a bit early to scout out your date for the evening. She will dress up for you, flirt with you over cocktails and dinner, then lead you upstairs to a dark private nook in one of the club’s VIPs where you can undress her for dessert. Delicious!
If you’re visiting from out-of-town, call the club at 702-257-3030 to arrange for free round-trip limo transportation. You’ll be picked up at your hotel, transported to the club, then chauffeured back to your hotel when you’re ready to leave. Treasures treats all guests like VIPs from start to finish.
You’ll find generous package deals on Treasures’ website, including a deal on an open bar package that includes the good stuff, dinner packages, and deals for bottle service, groups, couples and solo guys. It’s a great way to get a premium strip club experience for the prices at lesser clubs. Topless, full bar, 21+
Palomino Club — Full Bar, Fully Bare
♦ Palomino Club is the Vegas strip club you’ve heard about that features a full bar, fully-nude dancers and the wildest stage show in town. Think naked angels in mid-air flying around the stripper poles, doing in-your-face splits, and teasing with girl-on-girl shows.
Playboy Channel chose this club for its reality series The King of Clubs because the women here are Playboy quality. Take a peek at our galleries of Renee and Mandi, two of the 130+ girls available here at peak hours, and you’ll understand what I’m talking about. Plus, the girls here get naked both on stage and in the club’s all-private VIP shows, starting at three songs for $100 with no extra bottle fee. Whether you’re with a dancer in one of the club’s one-on-one curtained booths or private bedrooms, you’re truly alone with a dancer instead of staring at some guy sitting across from you.
Drink prices here are friendly as well, starting at $7 for a draft beer (other Vegas strip clubs charge $12 to $18 for a beer).
Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transportation to the club by calling 702-642-2984 (solo guys call for limo availability). For the full royalty treatment, check out Palomino’s online packages for bottle service, couples, groups and solo guys (especially valuable for the reserved VIP table at peak hours, when the club gets to standing room only). Nude, full bar, 21+
Orgasmic Oralist Vicki Chase Brings the Summer Heat to Sapphire Vegas
♦ Vicki Chase, delectable star of Sloppy Head 5, Down Your Throat 7 and Blow Me Sandwich 15, is the featured XXX star at Sapphire Vegas tonight. Vicki starts her flirty dirty stage sets at 11:30 pm then makes herself available for hands-on private shows with fans when not on stage. (See XXX Stars Get Frisky at Sapphire Vegas for more on Vicki Chase.)
To get onto Vicki’s wavelength (so she can’t help but notice you wanting her), just reserve a seat at her private tables (with a 2-hour open bar that includes everything but champagne and super-premiums). That $135 package includes your limo transport to Sapphire, free admission, a line pass, and the club’s famous VIP treatment. Other porn star packages, including a private dinner date with Vicki, are available online (or by calling 702-869-0003).
If you just want a seat in the heart of Sapphire’s world-famous lap dance orgy, get the club’s $65 package that comes with a $50 drink voucher plus a free shot and a reserved VIP table right in the center of the titty action. Sapphire features 400+ stacked 9s and 10s at peak hours.
Packages for bottle service, groups and couples can also be reserved through that link, and all include drink discounts, a free limo ride, free admission, a line pass, a reserved VIP table and Sapphire’s royalty treatment. I recommend a package here on weekends because Sapphire gets to standing room only at peak hours.
Coming to Vegas in the future? Check out Sapphire’s upcoming porn stars. We keep that page updated, so bookmark it. Topless, full bar, 21+
Saturday, June 29
Get Naughty Cutie Dani Jensen in Your Lap at Sapphire
♦ Cute little Dani Jensen, 5’1″ 90-pound XXX star of Teens Like It Big, is the featured babe at Sapphire tonight, starting her stage sets at 11:30 pm. When she’s not on stage, she’ll be out in the crowd looking for guys who can’t stop thinking naughty thoughts about girls like her and who’d like to make their dirty dreams come true in Sapphire’s VIP rooms. (See XXX Stars Get Frisky at Sapphire Vegas for more on Dani Jensen.)
You can reserve a seat online at Dani’s private tables for just $135, which is how you get to the front of the line for Dani’s attention. You get a two-hour open bar (includes the good stuff) with that package, plus your limo ride to Sapphire, free admission, a line pass and Sapphire’s VIP treatment. You can also reserve other porn star packages through that link, or just call for the free club limo at 702-869-0003.
If you’re most interested in having a night of more tits than any man deserves, get Sapphire’s $65 solo package that includes a $50 drink voucher and a free shot, plus VIP seating in the main room where 400+ stacked babes in sexy underwear are looking for guys with twenties. You can get that package or other packages for bottle service, groups and couples through that same link. All include free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass and a reserved VIP table for the night. We recommend a package at Sapphire because, without one, you may not find a place to sit down.
We update Sapphire’s porn star calendar often, so if you’re coming to Vegas in the future, bookmark that link. Topless, full bar, 21+
Tip: Do not take a cab, Uber, or a casino limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $50 entry fee. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo to get in free. Topless, full bar, 21+
Sapphire’s Topless Pool Party Goes Wild with Vicki Chase
♦ Latina firecracker Vicki Chase, known for her amazing gastronomical feats in the XXX flick, Sperm Diet, will be hosting the party at the Sapphire topless pool today from noon to 6 pm. (See XXX Stars Get Frisky at Sapphire Vegas for more on Vicki Chase.)
This is the only topless pool party in Vegas where the waitresses, bartenders and go-go dancers are all topless. Even better, Sapphire chums its topless pool waters with the club’s own uninhibited strippers. Plus, this is the only topless pool in Vegas with an air-conditioned VIP room where you can invite any of the girls wearing pink wristbands to get out of the sun with you for some hands-on fun.
The Sapphire Pool & Day Club is open every Friday, Saturday and Sunday from noon to 6 pm. If you don’t have your own car, call 702-869-0003 for the club’s free limo and admission is free. (If you arrive by cab or rideshare, you’ll be charged a $20 entry fee.)
Or reserve the pool’s $70 lounge chair deal, which includes free admission, a $50 beverage credit, a reserved lounge chair for the day, free limo transport, and free luggage storage if you need it. Daybed and cabana packages for couples and groups are also available through that link, as are VIP deck seating packages with more shade. The only free seating at the pool is at the bar.
For a list of upcoming porn stars at Sapphire’s pool parties, see Sapphire’s summer porn star schedule. Topless, full bar, 21+
The Sapphire Comedy Hour
♦ The Sapphire Comedy Hour is every Saturday night at 8 pm in the club’s 300-seat Showroom. See some of the country’s top standups trying out their more outrageous material here. Performing tonight are Angie Krum and Ryan Reaves, plus magician MonDre, extreme comic The Shocker, and burlesque sweetheart Kalani Kokonuts.
This is a sexy only-in-Vegas date for couples because when the show ends at 9:30 pm, you’ll go right into Sapphire’s main room (no extra charge) where the strippers are. If you always wanted to get your wife or girlfriend into one of the top Las Vegas gentlemen’s clubs, this is a smooth way to accomplish your goal. Stay five minutes or all night long.
There’s a $40 cover charge for the comedy show, or for $65 more you can get a 90-minute open bar that includes the good stuff. There’s also a dinner option with food from Eldorado Cantina, one of best Mexican restaurants in town (all organic, non-GMO).
Doors open at 7 pm. Show starts at 8 pm. Call 702-869-0003 for the free club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon. Full bar, 21+
Ridiculesque at Artifice Bar
♦ It’s “Big Hair Don’t Care” burlesque at Artifice, with performances by Dahl Suicide, Frenchy Mymy, Marina Mars, Miz Charlamay, Monster Doll, Penni Piper, Teresa Glam and Veronica Manhattan. Think local amateurs with weird bouffant hairdos, drinking just enough to lose most of their clothes in a rowdy barroom. Excellent entertainment!
Doors at 7:30 pm, show at 8 pm. Cover $15. The Artifice Bar is located downtown at 1025 First Street, Las Vegas. Cover: $15. Full bar, 21+
Sunday, June 30
Get Wet with Dani Jensen in Sapphire’s Topless Pool
♦ If you missed your opportunity last night to get up-close-and-physical with Dani Jensen, star of the immortal Boffing the Babysitter, you’re in luck this afternoon as Dani hosts Sapphire’s topless pool party from noon to 6 pm. She will still be on the hunt for guys who have babysitter fantasies, but be careful — she may try to lure you into Sapphire’s VIP rooms until Mommy and Daddy come home.
All of Sapphire’s dancers wear pink wristbands out at the pool so you know which topless babes are available for fun in the air-conditioned VIP. (See XXX Stars Get Frisky at Sapphire Vegas for more on Dani Jensen.)
There’s no cover charge if you arrive in your own vehicle, but if you arrive via cab or Uber, you’ll be charged $20 for entry. So, if you don’t have your own wheels, call Sapphire at 702-869-0003 for their free limo and get in free.
If you reserve Sapphire’s $70 lounge chair package (which I recommend), it includes a $50 drink credit, free admission, free limo transport, and a lounge chair for the day. This package plus packages for singles, couples and groups, including day beds, cabanas, and the VIP deck (more shade) can be found at the pool website.
Stretch Your Vegas Vacation!
Just because you checked out of your hotel room doesn’t mean the party’s over. On Sundays, if your flight isn’t leaving until later in the day, Sapphire will send a limo to pick you up from your hotel, chauffeur you in style to their pool, store your luggage for the day, then give you a free ride to the airport when it’s time to catch your flight. No charge. Just call 702-869-0003 to set it up. Topless, full bar, 21+
Got a Vegas trip planned for later this summer? See the schedule of upcoming porn star hosts at the Sapphire Pool in our summer porn babe calendar.
Bikini Car Wash at Hustler Club
♦ Vegas Hustler Club is having a bikini car wash in their parking lot today, starting at 11 am. There will be topless barbecue inside. The car wash is a benefit for the Homespot Animal Rescue. Get your ride spiffed up and help a little doggy find a home. Topless, full bar, 21+
Sinful Sunday at Sand Dollar
♦ Local burlesque cuties prove once more that women look better with fewer clothes. Tonight’s show features Darby Fox, Emma Vauxdevil, Sweetie Bird, Buttercup, Neon B. Carter and Molly Boom Boom.
The Sand Dollar is located at 3355 Spring Mountain Rd, Las Vegas. Show: 11 pm. No cover. Full bar. 21+
Bikini Bull-Riding Contest at Gilley’s
♦ If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). Gilley’s offers Vegas’ only amateur bikini bull-riding contest. It’s actually pretty sexy—local girls and tourists, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win real money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.