This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, July 12

Treasures — A Mansion Full of Creature Comforts Inhabited by Beautiful Women

  Treasures has a reputation to live up to. The word is mileage, and it’s the reason many locals swear by this club. Vegas locals also like luxury, and Treasures is the most luxurious gentlemen’s club in town — a mansion full of creature comforts, inhabited by beautiful women who sparkle in the opulent setting.

Treasures is also the only strip club in Vegas with a gourmet steakhouse (open all night). A lot of guys like to sample the beautiful women out in the club’s main room, then pick one for a special dinner date.  The girl you choose will dress up for your date, flirt with you over cocktails and dinner, then lead you upstairs to the VIP for an up-close-and-physical dessert.

Out-of-staters should call the club at 702-257-3030 to arrange for free round-trip limo transportation. Don’t hassle with driving in this crazy town. Treasures likes to pick up its special guests and limo them in style to the club. And they’ll chauffeur you back to your hotel when you’re ready to leave. You’re always a VIP here.

Generous package deals are available on Treasures’ website. If you like the good stuff, they offer an open bar package for only $120 that includes everything but champagne and super-premiuns.  If you don’t drink very much, the $50 VIP package includes three drinks, a line pass, free round-trip limo, free admission and a VIP table for the night.  There are also good deals on dinner packages, bottle service, and packages for groups and couples. It’s a great way to get a premium strip club experience for the prices at lesser clubs.  Topless, full bar, 21+

Palomino Club — Full Bar + Naked Girls = Bliss

Palomino Club Vegas Dancer

Renee Dances at Palomino Club

  Palomino Club is the only strip club in Vegas with a full bar and dancers who ditch their g-strings. All dancers. All night. Every night. And not only on stage but in every VIP show, starting at 3 songs for $100 (with no extra bar tab). And there’s no such thing as a group VIP room at Palomino.  The VIP is all fully-private, roomy one-on-one curtained booths (or bigger private bedrooms) where you’re truly alone with a dancer, not bumping elbows with some guy getting a “private show” next to you.

And these are not run-of-the-mill strippers. Palomino features Penthouse Pets and porn stars and models and beautiful young dancers who are athletes and acrobats, flying around the stripper poles and getting down on the floor to tease the boys on the rail, even doing heart-stopping girl-on-girl shows.  Take a peek at our photo galleries of Renee and Mandi to get an idea of the dancer quality here.

Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transportation to the club by calling 702-642-2984 (solo guys call for limo availability). For the full royalty treatment, check out Palomino’s online package deals for bottle service, couples, groups and solo guys (especially valuable for the reserved VIP table at peak hours, when the club gets to standing room only). Nude, full bar, 21+

Tori Black Gets Dirty at Sapphire Vegas

Tori Black at Sapphire Las Vegas

Tori Black at Sapphire

   Sapphire Vegas is featuring Tori Black, one of porn’s most award-winning and downright dirtiest stars, on its stage tonight, starting her performances at 11:30 pm. But it’s when she comes off stage that she really gets to show her stuff, because that’s when she’ll be luring guys into Sapphire’s VIP rooms for one-on-one debauchery. (See Porn Stars Heat Up the Summer Nights at Sapphire Vegas for more on Tori Black.)

If you’re a Tori fan, I recommend you kick this adventure off by reserving a seat at Tori’s private tables (with a two-hour open bar for everything but champagne and super-premiums) for $135. That gets you to the front of the line for Tori’s attention.  It also gets you free limo transport to Sapphire, free admission, a line pass, and the royalty treatment at one of Vegas’ best strip clubs. Other porn star packages, like a private dinner date with Tori, are available online here (or by calling 702-869-0003).

If you’d prefer to focus on the 400+ stacked 9s and 10s in Sapphire’s world-famous lap dance orgy, there’s a $65 solo package that includes a $50 drink voucher plus a free shot and a VIP table right in the heart of titty central.

Package deals for bottle service, groups and couples are also available through that link. All include drink discounts, free limo to the club, free admission, a line pass, a reserved VIP table and Sapphire’s inimitable host service. Sapphire gets to standing room only at peak hours, so I recommend a package not only for the drink discounts but for the reserved seat.

Coming to Vegas on a later date?  See Sapphire’s upcoming porn star appearances. We keep that page updated, so bookmark it. Topless, full bar, 21+

Saturday, July 13

Sapphire Brings Back Porn’s Finest Derriere, Alexis Monroe

Alexis Monroe at Sapphire Las Vegas

Alexis Monroe at Sapphire

  Sapphire Las Vegas is bringing back Alexis Monroe, star of the XXX flick Beyond the Call of Booty, to perform on their main stage and in one-on-one private VIP room performances starting at 11:30 pm. (See Porn Stars Heat Up the Summer Nights at Sapphire Vegas for more on Alexis Monroe.)

You can lock up a reserved seat at Alexis’ private tables if you’d like first dibs on getting that booty all to yourself in one of Sapphire’s VIP rooms. These reserved seats are where Alexis starts her search for guys who want to get up-close-and-physical with a porn star who has a wild reputation to defend. Just get Sapphire’s $135 porn star package, which includes that reserved seat, a two-hour open bar, limo transport to the club, free admission, a line pass and Sapphire’s famous royalty treatment. Other porn star packages are available through that link as well, or just call 702-869-0003 for full info.

On the other hand, many men prefer to play the field when it comes to titty worship. If you’d prefer to dive into unlimited titties that go on for hours and hours, Sapphire’s $65 solo guy package was made to order for you. With 400+ lap dancers in the club at peak hours, that’s a sampling menu that can last you all night long!

The solo package comes with a $50 drink voucher plus a free shot and VIP seating in the heart of the action. Other package deals for bottle service, groups and couples can be found through that same link, and all include free admission, free limo from your hotel, a line-pass and a reserved VIP table for the night.  This club gets to standing room only at peak hours, so I recommend a package so you’ll have a place to sit down.

If you’re planning a future Vegas trip, check out Sapphire’s upcoming porn star line-up. We update that page regularly, so bookmark it. Topless, full bar, 21+

Tip: Do not take a cab, Uber, or a casino limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $50 entry fee. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo to get in free. Topless, full bar, 21+

Tori Black Hosts Sapphire’s Topless Pool Party

  Tori Black, XXX star of There Will Be Cum, will be hosting the party at the Sapphire topless pool today from noon to 6 pm, still on the hunt for any of her fans who want to fool around with her in private in one of the club’s VIP rooms. (See Porn Stars Heat Up the Summer Nights at Sapphire Vegas for more on Tori Black.)

This is the Vegas topless pool party where toplessness is taken most seriously, with all waitresses, bartenders and go-go dancers topless, in addition to local girls, guests, and the Sapphire strippers who hang out at the pool on weekends to party, flirt, catch a buzz and work on their allover tans.  You can always tell the Sapphire dancers by the pink wristbands they wear to let you know that if you feel a sudden urge to go into a VIP and snuggle, they’re there to help.

The Sapphire Pool & Day Club is open every Friday, Saturday and Sunday from noon to 6 pm. Call 702-869-0003 for the club’s free limo and the admission is free. (If you arrive by cab or rideshare, you’ll be charged a $20 entry fee.)

Couples and groups should check out the daybed and cabana packages. If you’re on your own, the $70 lounge chair package includes free admission, a $50 beverage credit, a reserved lounge chair for the day, free limo transport, and free luggage storage if you need it. All package deals are available through that link, including VIP deck seating packages with more shade. (The only free seating at the pool is at the bar and bar stools are limited.)

For a list of upcoming XXX stars at Sapphire’s pool parties, see Sapphire’s summer feature calendar. Topless, full bar, 21+

Sapphire Comedy Hour

   The Sapphire Comedy Hour is one of the best standup comedy revues in Vegas and the only one that includes a magician and burlesque dancer between comics. It’s a great show for couples and an excellent way to get your significant other into a top Las Vegas strip club, because when the comedy show’s over, you exit right into Sapphire’s main room, where the strippers are, at no extra charge.

Tonight’s lineup includes Chris Simpson, Jeff Urrea and Bruce Purcell, plus magician MonDre, extreme comic The Shocker, and burlesque sweetheart Kalani Kokonuts.

The show starts at 8 pm in the club’s 300-seat Showroom. The comedy show has a $40 cover charge. For $65 more you can get a 90-minute open bar that includes everything but super premiums and champagne. There’s also a dinner option with food from Eldorado Cantina, one of highest-rated Mexican restaurants in Vegas (all organic, non-GMO).

Doors open at 7 pm. Show starts at 8 pm. Call 702-869-0003 for the free club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon. Full bar, 21+

Hustler Celebrates “Geekness”

  Hustler Club tells us that today is “Embrace Your Geekness Day.” Exactly what that means, I’m not sure, but their flyer says that “geeked out guests” will get $100 bottles of Hustler vodka and $250 premium bottles. Cover $50, locals free with Vu Card. Topless, full bar, 21+

Sunday, July 7

Sapphire’s Topless Pool Party Gets Wet & Wild with Alexis Monroe

  Alexis Monroe, star of Angelic Asses and Buns of Anarchy, will be splashing up a storm at Sapphire’s topless pool bash from noon to 6 pm.  If you want to get Alexis’ cute butt into your lap in one of Sapphire’s VIP rooms, that’s what she’s there for.  (See Porn Blondes Go Wild in the Vegas Strip Clubs for more on Sarah Vandella.)

All of the Sapphire dancers who hang out at the pool on weekends to work on their allover tans will be available for cooling off in the VIP as well. (They’re the ones wearing pink wristbands.)

If you come in a cab, you’ll be charged a $20 entry fee, so don’t come in a cab (or rideshare). If you don’t have your own wheels, call the club at 702-869-0003 for their free limo transport and get in free.

Even better, reserve a lounge chair package for $70 (that includes a $50 drink credit). That will get you the free limo transport, free admission, and your own reserved lounge chair on the deck for the day, from which you can kick back and ogle the girls.

Other pool packages for singles, couples and groups, including day beds, cabanas, and the VIP deck (more shade) can be found at the topless pool website.

Sapphire’s Cool Sunday Checkout Deal!

Here’s a deal for anyone who’s flying home on Sunday. Let Sapphire have their limo pick you up from your hotel (after checkout), bring you to their pool, store your luggage for the day, then chauffeur you to the airport in time to catch your flight. No charge. Call 702-869-0003 to set it up. Topless, full bar, 21+

If you have a Vegas trip scheduled later this summer, see the Sapphire Pool in our upcoming porn babe calendar.

Burlesque Roulette at Artifice

 Burlesque Roulette is high-risk striptease. Each of the strippers has to spin a wheel to find out what song will play while she disrobes. Some kind of sadist picks the musical numbers, because these are never normal stripper songs. If striptease to This Land is Your Land is your idea of fun, check out Burlesque Roulette.

Show starts at 8 pm. The Artifice Bar is located downtown at 1025 First Street, Las Vegas. Cover: $15. Full bar, 21+

Bikini Bull-Riding Contest at Gilley’s

  If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island).  Gilley’s offers Vegas’ only amateur bikini bull-riding contest. It’s actually pretty sexy—local girls and tourists, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win real money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.

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