Friday, July 26
Treasures — An Opulent Mansion Filled with Luscious Women
♦ When you first walk into Treasures in Las Vegas you will be dazzled by the sheer beauty of the place. This is Las Vegas’ most plush gentlemen’s club, and it’s filled with stunning women.
Can you really afford this place? Yes, you can. If you like drinking the good stuff, they have an open bar package for only $120. It includes two hours of everything but champagne and super-premiums. If you’re not into fine liquors, the $50 VIP package includes three drinks — a deal at this club where beers start at $18 (and you’re not limited to beers).
Both package deals include free admission, a line pass, free round-trip limo transport, and a reserved VIP table for the night. Again, note that the club’s limo transport is round-trip. They’ll pick you up at your hotel and chauffeur you back when you want to leave. You’ll find more deals for bottle service, groups and couples on the club website.
This is also the only strip club in Vegas with a gourmet steakhouse — a real restaurant, with a real chef and an elegant ambiance. Want to make the night really special? After sampling the girls with a few high-mileage lap dances, ask your favorite for a dinner date. She’ll dress up for dinner and, after an elegant meal and flirting over cocktails, she’ll let you undress her in the VIP rooms upstairs.
If you’re from out-of-town, you can also get free admission by calling Treasures at 702-257-3030 to arrange for their free round-trip limo transportation. Topless, full bar, 21+
Palomino Club — Full Bar and Fully Bare, the Perfect Vegas Combo
Renee Dances at Palomino Club
♦ If you want to watch fully-nude dancers and you want to drink liquor while you enjoy the show, Palomino Club is the only place in town.
And the dancers here drop their g-strings not only on stage but in the club’s private VIP booths and bedrooms, where you can get a private, nude, one-on-one high-mileage dance starting at 3 songs for $100, with no extra bar tab. In the club’s bigger private bedrooms, you have your choice of a comfy sofa or a full-size bed (if you think your heart can take a horizontal dance with a beautiful naked girl).
If you want to get an idea of the dancer quality here, check out our photo galleries of Renee, Lily and Mandi, just of the few of the 130+ dancers you’ll find here at peak hours. And these girls make Palomino famous for its stage show. Think naked angels flying around the stripper poles and doing in-your-face floor work.
Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transportation to the club by calling 702-642-2984 (solo guys call for limo availability). Or, for the club’s full royalty treatment, purchase one of Palomino’s online packages for bottle service, couples, groups and solo guys. These are especially valuable for the reserved VIP table at peak hours, when the club gets to standing room only. Nude, full bar, 21+
Cute Little Penny Pax Wants to Fulfill Your Dirty Dreams at Sapphire
Penny Pax at Sapphire
♦ Sapphire is featuring Penny Pax, one of the wildest redheads in porn, on stage and in the VIP rooms tonight. If you’ve seen Penny in Anal Candy Disco Chicks, enough said. If you haven’t seen that flick, just think what kind of a girl would say yes when asked to star in a film with that title. (See Wild Porn Babes Hope to See You at Sapphire This Weekend for more on Penny Pax.)
If you want to reserve a seat at Penny’s private party (with a 2-hour open bar), you can do that online here for just $135. This is where Penny hangs out with her fans when she comes off stage, and it gets you first crack at her for the VIP. Other porn star packages, including a private dinner date with Penny, are also available through that link (or by calling 702-869-0003).
Or, if you’re a die-hard titty man, you may prefer Sapphire’s $65 solo package deal. It includes a $50 drink ticket plus a free shot and a VIP table right in the heart of the best lap dance orgy since fire and brimstone destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah. With 400+ stacked 9s and 10s looking for friendly laps to land in, this is a boob man’s paradise. Other package deals for bottle service, groups and couples are available through that same link. All packages include drink discounts, free limo transport, free admission, a line pass, a reserved VIP table and the full royalty treatment at one of Las Vegas’ best strip clubs. It’s standing room only at peak hours here, so get a package for both the reserved seat and the booze discounts.
Check out Sapphire’s upcoming porn star schedule if you’re coming to Vegas later this summer. We keep that page updated, so bookmark it. Topless, full bar, 21+
Saturday, July 27
Asian Sweetheart Mia Lelani Busts Out at Sapphire
Mia Lelani at Sapphire
♦ Sapphire Las Vegas is featuring Mia Lelani, star of Asian Party Sluts and Oral Overload, live on stage and in the VIP starting at 11:30 pm tonight. (See Wild Porn Babes Hope to See You at Sapphire This Weekend for more on Mia Lelani.)
Mia will start looking for guys to have private fun with as soon as she comes down from the stage. If she’s your kind of girl — gorgeous, busty and dirty-minded — you can reserve a seat at her private party tables for $135. You get a 2-hour open bar with that package, including everything but super-premiums and champagne. If you want to have a private dinner date with Mia in a Sapphire Skybox, you’ll find that package and other packages available through that link as well. Or, just call 702-869-0003 for reservations or more info.
Sapphire also offers a $65 solo package for guys who prefer to dive into the heart of the club’s famous lap dance orgy. You get a $50 drink voucher plus a free shot with that package, plus reserved VIP seating right where 400+ lap dancers are looking for snuggling fun with guys who appreciate that Vegas doesn’t have a sit-on-your-hands law.
You’ll also find package deals for bottle service, groups and couples through that link. All packages include free admission, free limo transport to the club, a line-pass and a reserved VIP table for the night. We recommend a package here to guarantee yourself a place to sit down as this club gets to standing room only at peak hours.
Coming to Vegas later this summer? See Sapphire’s upcoming porn star schedule. We update that page regularly. Topless, full bar, 21+
Tip: Do not take a cab, Uber, or a casino limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $50 entry fee. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo to get in free. Topless, full bar, 21+
Will Penny Pax Get Acrobatic at Sapphire’s Topless Pool Party?
Sapphire Topless Pool is Where the Club’s Dancers Come to Party
♦ It’s a good day for a pool party at the Sapphire topless pool, especially since it’s being hosted by Penny Pax, star of the XXX flick Pussy Acrobats. (See Wild Porn Babes Hope to See You at Sapphire This Weekend for more on Penny Pax.)
What sets the Sapphire pool apart from the Vegas casino topless pools is both the quantity and quality of the nipples on display. Sapphire has a supply source for top quality nipples the casinos don’t have — the largest strip club in the country.
The casino pools just hope and pray that a few cute girls will show up who are willing to doff their tops. Meanwhile, Sapphire just tells their topless dancers, plus every showgirl in town, “Hey, girls, there’s a pool out back where you can work on your allover tans, with a DJ supplying the beats and a bunch of guys with money who will buy you drinks and snacks and maybe even spring for a dance or two.”
Even the waitresses, bartenders and go-go dancers are topless here. But the girls wearing pink wristbands are the Sapphire dancers, who are open to having one-on-one fun in the club’s air-conditioned VIP. Penny Pax will be available for VIP fun too.
The Sapphire Pool & Day Club is open from noon to 6 pm every Friday, Saturday and Sunday through September. Call 702-869-0003 for Sapphire’s free limo. Admission is free if arrive by the free club limo or your own wheels, but $20 if you arrive by cab or Uber, so call.
Pro Tip: The pool’s lounge chair packages include free admission, a food and beverage credit, a reserved lounge chair for the day, free limo transport, a line pass and free luggage storage if you need it. We recommend a package as the only free seating is at the bar, and early arrivals tend to camp out on those stools. You’ll also find daybed and cabana packages for couples and groups, VIP deck packages (more shade), and a private topless pool party package for groups of up to 16 guests — perfect for bachelor parties. All package deals are available here.
For a list of upcoming porn babes hosting Sapphire’s topless pool parties, see Sapphire’s summer porn star schedule. Topless, full bar, 21+
Sapphire Comedy Hour
♦ Sapphire’s Saturday night Comedy Hour is the smooth way to get your wife or girlfriend into a top Las Vegas gentlemen’s club. When the 75-minute standup comedy show ends, you exit the 300-seat showroom into Sapphire’s main room where the topless dancers are, at no extra charge.
Tonight’s show features comics Donny Johnson and Bruce Purcell, plus magician MonDre, guest magician Seth Grabel, and burlesque sweetheart Buttercup Delight, hosted by comic Diaz Mackie.
The cover charge for the 8 pm show is $40. For $65 more you can get a 90-minute open bar that includes imports and premium liquors. You can even make the date special with the dinner option from Eldorado Cantina, one of best Mexican restaurants in Vegas (all organic, non-GMO).
The Showroom doors open at 7 pm. The comedy starts at 8 pm. Call 702-869-0003 for the free club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase the open bar or a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon. Full bar, 21+
UFC 240 Viewing Parties in the Vegas Strip Clubs
It’s Max Holloway vs. Frankie Edgar for the UFC Featherweight Championship. Here are the Vegas strip clubs screening the match:
♦ Crazy Horse III has a $50 package deal for UFC 240 that includes transportation to the club, free entry, a $60 drink voucher and free pizza. Topless, full bar, 21+
♦ Deja Vu Showgirls will also be screening UFC 240 with an open bar for domestics and wells from 6-9 pm. $20 cover. Topless, full bar, 21+
Ridiculesque at Artifice
♦ It’s Disco Burlesque night at the Artifice Bar with Elyse Elaine, Marina Mars, Sweet Siren, Dani Steel, Cherii the Mouth, D.D.Drlin, Mitzy Mayhem, Amazing Boobzilla, Dirty Merkin and Tricky Tatiana. Think cute local amateurs reviving the art of traditional striptease, but to disco.
Doors at 7:30 pm, show at 8 pm. Cover $15. The Artifice Bar is located downtown at 1025 First Street, Las Vegas. Cover: $15. Full bar, 21+
Sunday, July 28
Mia Lelani Hosts Sapphire’s Topless Pool Party
♦ Mia Lelani, star of the tender romance Don’t Tell My Wife I Buttfucked Her Best Friend, is available to get you in trouble with your wife at Sapphire’s topless pool this afternoon. Mia will be on the prowl for guys who are open to the idea of getting hands-on with an uninhibited porn babe in one of Sapphire’s air-conditioned VIP rooms. (See Wild Porn Babes Hope to See You at Sapphire This Weekend for more on Mia Lelani.)
The Sapphire topless pool is by far the wildest — and most topless — of the topless pool parties in Vegas. It’s where the Sapphire dancers come to catch some rays, flirt, get sloshed, and say yes if you ask them to go to the VIP with you. The girls wearing pink wristbands are the ones available for private fun in the club’s VIP.
If you arrive by cab or rideshare you’ll be charged $20 for entry, so don’t arrive that way. If you don’t have your own car, call 702-869-0003 for Sapphire’s free limo and get in free. Better yet, reserve a lounge chair or cabana package so you have a place to kick back on the deck or host your own party for the topless girls. Package deals include food and beverage credits, free limo transport, a line pass and free admission. You’ll appreciate having the reserved lounge for the day, as the only free seating is at the bar.
All packages can be booked at the Sapphire pool website.
Stretch Your Vacation with Sapphire Pool’s Sunday Checkout Deal
Before you kiss Vegas goodbye, why not have one last crazy fling with a swimming pool full of topless babes? After you check out of your hotel room, Sapphire will pick you up and limo you to their pool, store your luggage for the day, then limo you to the airport in time to catch your flight later that afternoon or evening. It’s a free service for pool guests. Just call 702-869-0003 to reserve. Topless, full bar, 21+
Jessabella Marie Does 5 Nights at Scores
♦ Suicide Siren Jessabella Marie will appearing at Scores for five nights, July 28 – August 1. Topless, full bar, 21+
Sinful Sunday at Sand Dollar
♦ Burlesque cuties in boas, gowns and gloves will be performing at this locals’ bar tonight, with Chelsea La Vone, Charlie Quinn Starling, Darby Fox, Pony Poison and Buttercup. Sand Dollar is located at 3355 Spring Mountain Rd, Las Vegas. No cover, full bar, 21+
Bikini Bull-Riding Contest at Gilley’s
♦ If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). Gilley’s offers Vegas’ only amateur bikini bull-riding contest. It’s actually pretty sexy—local girls and tourists, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win real money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.
