Friday, August 23
Palomino Club — Full Bar, Fully Bare and a Stage Show Like an Erotic Circus
♦ Palomino Club is only strip club in Las Vegas where you can enjoy an adult beverage while watching fully-bare dancers. Think of a Victoria’s Secret catalog shoot with the girls dropping the lacy underthings and you’ll have a good idea of Palomino Club. Check out our photogalleries of Renee and Lily, just two of the 130+ girls you’ll find here at peak hours.
And the stage show at Palomino is the hottest in town. The club has cultivated a group of beautiful girls who can really dance and who put on a better show than you’ll find at any other strip club in the country, with high-flying pole routines, sensual floorwork, and barely-legal girl-on-girl shows.
Palomino’s private VIP booths have opaque curtains across the doors and fully-nude dances start at three songs for $100 (with no extra bar tab or bottle fees). That’s one of the best strip club deals in Vegas. Or think about what you can do with a dancer in one of the club’s private bedrooms (with a full-sized bed). It’s the closest you can get to sex with your pants on.
Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transport to the club by calling 702-642-2984 (solo guys call for limo availability — you can almost always catch a ride if you’re a bit flexible on pick-up time and location). Or get one of Palomino’s online packages for bottle service, couples, groups and solo guys. We recommend them not only for the drink discounts, but for the reserved VIP table, as this club gets to standing room only at peak hours. Nude, full bar, 21+
Treasures — A Fantasy Land of Beautiful Women
♦ Treasures Gentlemen’s Club is an Italian villa style mansion filled with chandeliers, a winding staircase, balconies, draperies, easy chairs, and fine art on the walls. It’s also the only gentlemen’s club in town with a gourmet steakhouse — think prime steaks prepared by a real chef, a first-class wine list, and waiters that understand good service.
But best of all at Treasures are the beautiful women who spoil you here. It may be the opulent setting that inspires dancers here to maintain a high standard of glamour — whatever it is, they sparkle. And the lap dances are among the highest-mileage in town. You can while away a memorable evening just enjoying a few drinks and playing the field, but my favorite thing here is to find a girl for a private snuggle in one of the sofas in the dark and luxurious VIP. Even at 15 or 30 minutes, you can get a level of privacy that most Vegas topless clubs only offer at an hour plus.
Treasures is a high-end club (beers start at $18 here), but you don’t have to be a high roller to enjoy it. To get the most value for your money, I recommend the package deals on the Treasures website. The $50 club package, which includes three drinks (including imports and call drinks), is perfect for someone who doesn’t drink a lot or who plans to spend a good part of the evening in the VIP.
There’s also a 2-hour premium open bar package through that link that I recommend as one of the best deals in town. For just $120 you get everything but super-premiums and champagne. Other deals for bottle service, groups and couples can also be found through the link. All packages include round-trip limo service, free admission, and a reserved VIP table for the night.
Or you can simply get free admission by calling Treasures at 702-257-3030 to arrange for their free round-trip limo transportation, no strings attached. Topless, full bar, 21+
Sapphire Showcases Naughty XXX Newcomer Megan Hughes
♦ Little Megan Hughes has been posting very naughty videos of herself on Twitter and just made her first Casting Couch video for Pornhub a few months ago. Now that she’s turned 21, Megan will be taking her career to the next level tonight on stage and in laps at Sapphire Las Vegas. (See XXX Fun in the Vegas Strip Clubs for more on Megan Hughes.)
If you would like to help Megan practice her porn moves up close, I recommend reserving a seat at her private tables. This is where Megan parties with her fans between stage sets and looks for guys who would like a hands-on experience with her in the VIP. You can get this package online here for only $135 or by calling 702-869-0003. It comes with a two-hour open bar that includes everything but champagne and super-premiums.
If you’re more into diving headfirst into Sapphire’s infamous ocean of babes, the club’s $65 solo deal gets you a $50 drink voucher, a free shot and a reserved seat right in the middle of the wildest lap dance orgy in Las Vegas. Think 400+ stacked 9s and 10s who allow things that shock visitors from more sedate locales.
Package deals for bottle service, groups and couples are also available through that link, and all include drink discounts, free limo transport, free admission, a line pass, a reserved VIP table and Sapphire’s royalty treatment.
Note: A package is a smart move here not only for the drink discounts, but for the reserved seat. This club gets to standing room only at peak hours and there is nothing sadder than being at a lap dance orgy without a lap.
If you’re planning a future trip, check out Sapphire’s upcoming porn star calendar. We update that page weekly. Topless, full bar, 21+
Darcie Dolce Does 2 Nights at Little Darlings
♦ Little Darlings Vegas will be featuring porn star Darcie Dolce tonight and tomorrow night, doing two shows each night after 11 pm. $40 cover, locals $20. Nude, no alcohol, 18+
Former Raider Reggie Kinlaw Hosts Daytime Party at Cheetahs
♦ Cheetahs is having a rare daytime event from 3 pm to 6 pm today with former Raider (and 2X Superbowl champ) Reggie Kinlaw. Las Vegas radio station KOMP 92.3 will be broadcasting remotely from the club. Topless, full bar, 21+
Burlesque Benefit for Gypsy Louise at Artifice
♦ Tonight’s burlesque show is a benefit for burlesque legend Gypsy Louise. Think local amateurs reviving the art of gowns, gloves and boas striptease. The Artifice Bar is located downtown at 1025 First Street, Las Vegas. Bazaar opens 7 pm. Showtime: 8 pm. Cover: $15. Full bar, 21+
Saturday, August 24
Penthouse Pet Christiana Cinn Wants to Be Your Pet at Sapphire Tonight
♦ Isn’t it time you saw a Penthouse Pet in the flesh, teasing you in a g-string? Go to Sapphire tonight and Christiana Cinn will fulfill all your foldout fantasies. Even better, you can get her into the VIP for a private, hands-on performance. (See XXX Fun in the Vegas Strip Clubs for more on Christiana Cinn.)
If you’re partial to petite girls with hot bods, you can reserve a seat at Christiana’s private tables for only $135. That gets you a two-hour open bar that includes everything but super-premiums and champagne, plus gets you to the front of the line for Christiana’s attention and VIP time.
Sapphire also offers a $65 solo guest package that’s perfect for guys who really just want to be part of the best all-night lap dance orgy in Las Vegas. With 400+ stacked babes looking for guys who like tits and have twenties to burn, this is an only-in-Vegas thrill every serious boob man should experience. That package includes a $50 drink credit, a free shot, and reserved VIP seating right in the middle of the babe bacchanal.
You’ll find other packages for bottle service, groups and couples through that link, or call 702-869-0003 for reservations and more details. All package deals include free admission, free limo transport to the club, a line-pass and a reserved VIP table for the night. Get a package to assure yourself a place to sit down, as this club gets to standing room only at peak hours.
If you’re coming to Vegas on a future weekend, check out Sapphire’s porn star calendar. We update it regularly, so bookmark it. Topless, full bar, 21+
Tip: Do not take a cab, Uber, or a casino limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $50 entry fee. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo to get in free. Topless, full bar, 21+
Busty Instagram Dish Ava Fiore and Porn Newbie Megan Hughes Aim to Tease at Sapphire’s Topless Pool Party
♦ Last night, porn newcomer Megan Hughes appeared for the first time on Sapphire’s stage and learned what it’s like to entertain guys one-on-one when there’s not a film crew standing around to preserve the activity for posterity. Today, Megan will be lounging around the Sapphire topless pool from noon to 6 pm, hoping to find more guys to fool around with in Sapphire’s VIP rooms. (See XXX Fun in the Vegas Strip Clubs for more on Megan Hughes.)
But Megan won’t be the only one available for fooling around in Sapphire’s VIP rooms today, since Sapphire allows their own dancers to enjoy the pool party. They are the knockouts wearing pink wristbands so you can tell at a glance which babes are available for hands-on titty fun.
Ava Fiore will be at the pool party as well, testing the limits of her bikini top fabric and advising guys on their fantasy football draft picks. The Sapphire pool also attracts Vegas showgirls and strippers from other clubs around town. And Sapphire tops off their topless pool scenery with topless bartenders, cocktail servers and go-go dancers.
There’s no entry fee for the pool area if you arrive in your own car or Sapphire’s free limo. If you want to get in free, just call 702-869-0003 to reserve the free limo and avoid both cab fare and the $20 cover charge that applies if you arrive by cab or rideshare.
Pro tip: Go to Sapphire’s pool website and purchase the $92 lounge chair package (that includes all taxes and fees). It includes free limo transport, free admission, a $75 food and beverage credit, and a reserved lounge chair for the day. (The only free seating is at the bar.) You’ll also find other packages for couples and groups, VIP deck (more shade), daybeds, cabanas, and even a private topless pool for groups of up to 16 guests. You can also order any package over the phone at 702-869-0003.
For the schedule of upcoming porn stars at Sapphire’s topless pool parties, see Sapphire’s upcoming porn star schedule. Topless, full bar, 21+
Sapphire’s Saturday Night Comedy Hour
♦ Sapphire’s Comedy Hour is one of the best standup comedy revues in Vegas and the $40 cover price makes it one of the best deals if you compare the rates in the casino showrooms. Working pros come here to try out new material, especially their edgier, more risque stuff. The comics are interspersed with a cool magician and Kalani Kokonuts, a honey of a burlesque dancer.
This show is a great way to start a Saturday night date with your wife or girlfriend, especially if you’ve been wanting to get your sweetheart into one of Las Vegas’ premiere strip clubs. When the comedy show ends, you exit the show right into Sapphire’s main room (where the strippers are) at no extra charge.
For $65 more, you can get a 90-minute open bar for the comedy show that includes imports and premium liquors. There’s also a dinner option for gourmet Mexican food from El Dorado Cantina.
The Showroom doors open at 7 pm. The comedy starts at 8 pm. Call 702-869-0003 for the free club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase the open bar or a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon. Full bar, 21+
Darcie Dolce’s Last Night at Little Darlings
♦ Little Darlings Vegas will be featuring porn star Darcie Dolce once more tonight, doing two stage sets after 11 pm. $40 cover, locals $20. Nude, no alcohol, 18+
Schoolgirl Night at Crazy Horse 3
♦ If you like strippers in micro-mini plaid skirts, tonight’s the night at Crazy Horse 3. The club’s $50 package includes transport, entry, and a $60 drink credit. Topless, full bar, 21+
Burlesque at the Bowl Returns!
♦ Burlesque at the Bowl returns tonight after a long hiatus. Think professional dancers with great bodies getting down to pasties and g-strings using wild props. Always a great show. Featured tonight will be fetish model Masuimi Max and an all-star cast of peelers, including Chelsea La Vone, delicious Angel Beau, Jesabelle Thunder, Charlie Starling, Audrey DeLuxe and Viva La Muerte, emceed by Miss Karla Joy with Miz Hyjak, and a musical performance by Thee Swank Bastards. Showtime: 8:30 pm. Cover: $10.
The Brooklyn Bowl is located at the Linq at 3545 Las Vegas Blvd S, Las Vegas. Full bar, 21+
Sunday, August 25
Sin with Christiana Cinn at Sapphire’s Topless Pool Party
♦ If you failed to get up-close and physical with Penthouse Pet Christiana Cinn last night, you’ll be pleased to know she’ll be hanging out this afternoon at Sapphire’s topless pool (noon to 6 pm), still looking for guys to have fun with in private. (See XXX Fun in the Vegas Strip Clubs for more on Christiana Cinn.)
The weatherman says the temp will be hitting 106ºF this afternoon, perfect weather for driving topless girls off their lounge chairs and into the pool for a game of titty ball. It’s also perfect weather for you to invite any of the babes wearing pink wristbands into Sapphire’s air-conditioned VIP room for some one-on-one fun. Of the dozen Vegas topless pools that are open to the public, only Sapphire’s pool has porn stars and strippers wearing pink wristbands to let you know they’d like to get out of the sunshine.
Bartenders, cocktail servers and go-go dancers are also topless here. Sapphire Pool is the place to go if you’re serious about the “topless” in topless pool party.
There’s a $20 entry fee if you arrive by cab or Uber. So don’t. Admission is free if you drive yourself or arrive in Sapphire’s free limo. Call 702-869-0003 to reserve your free ride.
Even better, reserve a pool package so you have a place to kick back. The lounge chair package is just $92 (that includes tax and fees) and comes with $75 in food and drinks in addition to a reserved lounge chair for the day, free entry, a line pass and limo transport. Other package deals for cabanas, daybeds, etc., can also be booked online at the Sapphire topless pool website.
Take Advantage of the Sunday Pool Checkout Deal
Checking out of your hotel room today? Here’s the deal: Call Sapphire at 702-869-0003 to have their limo pick you up at your hotel and bring you to their pool, store your luggage for the day, and then limo you to the airport in time to catch your flight later. No charge! Just call 702-869-0003 to reserve or book through the pool website. Topless, full bar, 21+
Sinful Sunday at Sand Dollar Lounge
♦ The Sand Dollar Lounge is a locals bar in the middle of Chinatown. The last Sunday of each month, “Sinful Sunday,” features local burlesque cuties and nontraditional strippers finding new ways to take their clothes off. The show starts at 11 pm. Sand Dollar is located at 3355 Spring Mountain Rd, Las Vegas. No cover, full bar, 21+
Bikini Bull-Riding Contest at Gilley’s
♦ If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). Gilley’s offers Vegas’ only weekly bikini bull-riding contest. It’s actually pretty sexy—local girls and tourists, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win real money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.