Friday, September 6
Treasures — A Mansion Teeming with Fine Women
♦ Treasures gentlemen’s club is a villa furnished with crystal chandeliers, winding staircases, balconies, fine art, deep, comfy easy chairs in the VIP and even a gourmet steakhouse with a chef who knows what he’s doing.
Even better, it’s filled with stone foxes with bodies to die for.
This is one of my favorite clubs for a first-rate VIP experience. The luxurious VIP is divided into multiple rooms, all divided into multiple booths, and the VIP host seats you so that you always have complete privacy with a dancer even for 15-minute and 30-minute dances. Plus, the mileage in the VIP is just barely this side of legal, surpassing even the hands-on lap dance scene in this high-mileage club.
If you want creature comforts and a highly-physical encounter with a beautiful woman, Treasures is a great club for you.
Beers start at $18 here, but you don’t have to be a high roller to enjoy this premium club if you get a package deal on the Treasures website. The $50 club package, for example, includes three drinks (including imports and call drinks), and is perfect for a guy who doesn’t drink a lot and prefers to spend a his money on the girls.
And Treasures’ 2-hour premium open bar package is one of the best strip club deals in Vegas. For $120 you get two hours of everything but super-premiums and champagne, and they’ll pause your open bar time if you take a dancer to the VIP. Other deals for bottle service, groups and couples can also be found through the link. All package deals include free round-trip limo service, free admission, a line pass and a reserved VIP table for the night.
Or you can simply get free transportation and admission by calling Treasures at 702-257-3030 for their free round-trip limo service, no strings attached. Topless, full bar, 21+
Palomino Club — A Well-Stocked Bar and Well-Stacked Naked Babes
♦ Palomino Club has both a loyal local following and a worldwide following of gentlemen’s club aficionados who come to this club every time they come to Las Vegas. Partly that’s because it’s the only strip club in Vegas with a full bar that features totally nude dancers.
But in the end it’s always about the quality of the dancers. Take a peek at our photo galleries of Renee and Lily, just two of the 130+ girls you’ll find here at peak hours. And Palomino’s dancers put on the wildest stage show in town. You’ll see nothing in a casino showroom or topless club that compares with Palomino’s high-flying pole tricks, naked in-your-face floor work, and barely-legal girl-on-girl shows.
Drinks here are also among the friendliest in town. Draft beers are just $7, and there’s no two-tier drink pricing to screw tourists.
Fully-nude VIP dances start at three songs for $100 (with no extra bar tab) and take place in private VIP booths with opaque curtains across the doors. That’s one of the best strip club VIP dance deals in Vegas. You can also take a naked dancer into one of the club’s private bedrooms (with a full-sized bed) for a heart-stopping horizontal body dance.
Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transport to the club by calling 702-642-2984 (solo guys call for limo availability — you can usually catch a ride if you’re a bit flexible on pick-up time and location). Or get one of Palomino’s online package deals for bottle service, couples, groups and solo guys. A package is a good deal here not only for the royalty treatment and drink discounts, but for the reserved VIP table, as this club gets to standing room only at peak hours. Nude, full bar, 21+
Sapphire Puts Penthouse Pet Addie Andrews On Stage and In Your Lap!
♦ If it’s been a while since you’ve had a California blonde Penthouse Pet wearing nothing but a g-string squirming around in your lap, the fastest cure for your deprivation is a visit to Sapphire Las Vegas tonight, where Addie Andrews, the June 2019 Penthouse centerfold and brand new porn star, takes the stage at 11:30 pm. In between stage sets, she’ll be looking for guys exactly like you for alone time in the VIP. (See Straight from the Centerfold to Your Lap for more on Addie Andrews.)
If you’d like to allow Addie to try out her new porn moves on you, I recommend reserving a seat at her private party tables, where she flirts with her fans between stage sets. This gives you first crack at a hands-on Addie experience. This package is online here for only $135 or just call 702-869-0003. This deal includes a two-hour open bar that includes everything but champagne and super-premiums.
On the other hand, if what you’ve set your heart on is a swim in an infinite sea of some of the world’s finest titties, Sapphire’s $65 solo deal gets you a $50 drink voucher, a free shot and a reserved seat right in the middle of the wildest lap dance orgy in Vegas. Let 400+ stacked 9s and 10s eliminate all the worries and stresses from your life, as they eliminate all the twenties from your wallet.
You’ll also find package deals for bottle service, groups and couples through that link, all with drink discounts, free limo transport, free admission, a line pass, a reserved VIP table and Sapphire’s royalty treatment.
I strongly recommend a package at Sapphire at peak hours, not only for the drink discounts, but for the reserved seat. This club gets to standing room only and there is nothing sadder than being at a lap dance orgy without a lap.
For your future Vegas trips, check out Sapphire’s upcoming porn star appearances. We update that page all the time, so book mark it. Topless, full bar, 21+
Brooke Beretta Does Two Nights at Little Darlings
♦ Little Darlings Vegas will be featuring porn star Brooke Beretta tonight and tomorrow night, doing two shows each night after 11 pm. $40 cover, locals $20. Nude, no alcohol, 18+
Saturday, September 7
Eager-to-Please Danica Dillon Wants to Get Alone with You at Sapphire
♦ Danica Dillon has appeared in some 150 XXX flicks, including Mouth Open & Eager to Please and Real Slut Party, and won the NightMoves award for Miss Congeniality (seriously!). Tonight she’ll be the featured porn babe at Sapphire Vegas. That means she’ll be doing stage sets starting at 11:30 pm and defending her wild porn rep in Sapphire’s VIP when she’s not on stage. (See Straight from the Centerfold to Your Lap for more on Danica Dillon.)
If you want to spend some quality time with one of the world’s nicest sluts, you can reserve a seat at Danica’s private tables for only $135. That comes with a two-hour open bar for everything but super-premiums and champagne, plus it gets you to the front of the line for Danica’s attention and VIP room time.
Sapphire’s $65 solo package is for guys who want to lose all sense of time and space in the best all-night lap dance orgy in Las Vegas. Sapphire has 400+ stacked knockouts looking for guys who like feeling up girls and have too many twenties in their wallets. That package includes a $50 drink credit, a free shot, and reserved VIP seating right in the middle of booby central.
There are other packages for bottle service, groups and couples available through that link, or you can call 702-869-0003 for reservations and more details. All packages include free admission, free limo transport to the club, a line-pass and a reserved VIP table for the night. A package is worth it for the reserved seat alone, as this beloved club gets to standing room only at peak hours.
If you’re coming to Vegas sometime in the future, check out Sapphire’s porn babe calendar. We update it regularly, so bookmark it. Topless, full bar, 21+
Tip: Do not take a cab, Uber, or a casino limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $50 entry fee. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo to get in free. Topless, full bar, 21+
Penthouse Pet Addie Andrews Gets Wet at Sapphire’s Topless Pool Party
♦ Where but in Vegas can you go to a topless pool party hosted by a Penthouse Pet? Addie Andrews, fresh from Penthouse mag’s June 2019 centerfold, will be showing off her luscious body at the Sapphire topless pool today from noon to 6 pm. Addie will also be available for one-on-one private shows in Sapphire’s VIP room. (See Straight from the Centerfold to Your Lap for more on Addie Andrews.)
The Sapphire pool is the most topless of the Vegas topless pool parties. Not only do the bartenders, cocktail servers and go-go dancers go topless, but Sapphire’s strippers party here all weekend. They, like Addie Andrews, are available for private fun in the VIP and they all wear pink wristbands so you know who they are.
Vegas showgirls and dancers from other strip clubs around town also come here to party, flirt and work on their all-over tans. You won’t find yourself one of 30 guys for each girl. This pool is a babe bacchanal and it’s only open through the end of September.
The Sapphire topless pool is free, provided you don’t arrive in a cab or rideshare. If you don’t have wheels, call 702-869-0003 to reserve Sapphire’s free limo and avoid both cab fare and the $20 cover charge that applies to anyone who comes via cab.
A nice way to do the pool is to go to the Sapphire pool website and purchase the $92 lounge chair package (includes all taxes and fees). That package includes free limo transport, free admission, a $75 food and beverage credit, and a reserved lounge chair for the day. It’s nice to be comfortable while you kick back and watch all those titties in the sunshine. Other package deals for couples and groups, VIP deck (more shade), daybeds, cabanas, and even a private topless pool for groups of up to 16 guests are available through that link, or just call 702-869-0003.
For the schedule of upcoming porn stars at Sapphire’s topless pool parties, see Sapphire’s upcoming porn star calendar. Topless, full bar, 21+
The Sapphire Comedy Hour
♦ The Sapphire Comedy Hour is a smooth way to get your significant other into one of Vegas’ best gentlemen’s clubs. When the comedy show ends, you exit right into Sapphire’s main room (where the topless dancers are) at no extra charge.
And the $40 entry fee makes this one of the best comedy show deals in Vegas (very popular with locals). This is the club where working pros come to try out new material, especially their edgier, more risque stuff. The comics tonight are Jon Carden, Bruce Purcell and extreme comic The Shocker, interspersed with suave magician MonDre and sexpot Kalani Kokonuts, a classic burlesque dancer.
For an additional $65, you can get a 90-minute open bar for the comedy show (this deal includes imports and premium liquors). There’s even a dinner option for gourmet Mexican food from El Dorado Cantina.
The Showroom doors open at 7 pm. The comedy starts at 8 pm. Call 702-869-0003 for the free club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase the open bar or a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon. Full bar, 21+
Hustler Club Screens UFC 242
♦ Hustler Club Las Vegas is the only Vegas strip club advertising a screening party for UFC 242. The main event is a Lightweight Championship fight between Poirier and Khabib. Expect the main event to start after 8 pm, but the preliminary events start around 5:00 pm. $50 cover charge, locals free with Vu Card. Topless, full bar, 21+
Brooke Beretta’s Last Night at Little Darlings
♦ Little Darlings Las Vegas will be featuring XXX babe Brooke Beretta once more tonight, doing two stage sets after 11 pm. $40 cover, locals $20. Nude, no alcohol, 18+
B Movie Burlesque at Sci Fi Center
♦ Tonight’s theme is “video games,” so be prepared to watch Grand Theft G-String, World of Bra Craft, and who knows what else, performed by Mae du Luc, Cynder Sparxx, Lady Lilith,
Jack O’Hartz, Cherri The Mouth and Rex Monday. Think cute Vegas locals reviving the art of traditional striptease with a twist.
The SciFi Center is a comic book store located at 900 Karen Ave, Las Vegas. $10 cover. Doors open at 8:45 pm, show at 9:00.
Fringe Burlesque at the Mint
♦ This is a monthly burlesque revue emceed by Miss Miranda Glamour. Doors: 9:30 pm; Show: 10:00 pm. No cover. The Mint is located at 332 W Sahara Ave, Las Vegas. Full bar, 21+
Sunday, September 8
The Sunday Night Football Bash at Palomino Club
♦ Watch the Steelers take on the Patriots tonight at Palomino Club, the only all-nude club in Vegas screening NFL games this season. Palomino will be screening all of the Sunday night games with a kickoff time of 5:20 pm.
Absolut and Jameson will be sponsoring the parties, so watch for 2-for-1 vodka and whiskey shots and other drink specials. The food is FREE tonight — all-you-can-eat taco-truck tacos, grilled on the spot and with all the fixings.
KOMP ROCK Radio 92.3 will be doing a live remote broadcast & sponsoring giveaways. Among the prizes provided by Palomino will be pairs of Golden Knights tickets and a “King of Clubs” package (a 15-guest party package).
Palomino is the only nude club in Las Vegas with a full bar and the only naked halftime show in town. The club offers free round-trip transportation by the club’s shuttles for groups of two or more, with free admission for anyone who arrives by the club transport. There’s a pre-game package deal that’s perfect for Sunday Night Football — two 375 ml bottles for $169 (plus 10% off if you book it online). That package also includes a reserved VIP table for the night, free round-trip limo transport, a line pass, and free mixers (powerful of dancer magnets, as the girls get thirsty!).
Call 702-642-2984 to reserve your ride or book at the club website. If you arrive via your own vehicle (not a cab or rideshare) admission is free before 8 pm. Nude, full bar, 21+
Danica Dillon Gets the Sunday Party Started at Sapphire’s Topless Pool
♦ XXX cutie Danica Dillon, star of Tits in Charge, will be hanging out this afternoon at Sapphire’s topless pool from noon to 6 pm as she scouts the decks for guys who prefer one-on-one VIP fun. (See Straight from the Centerfold to Your Lap for more on Danica Dillon.)
This is the topless pool where Sapphire’s strippers wear pink wristbands to indicate they’ll say yes if you invite them to entertain you privately in Sapphire’s VIP. Even the bartenders, cocktail waitresses and go-go dancers are topless here, so if you like titties in the sunshine, this is the place.
Don’t arrive by cab or rideshare or you’ll be hit with a $20 entry fee. Instead, drive yourself or call for Sapphire’s free limo and get in for free. Call 702-869-0003 to reserve your limo ride.
If you intend to stay for a while, I’d recommend reserving a pool package so you have a place to get off your feet (the only free seating is at the bar or on floaties). The lounge chair package deal is just $92 (that includes all tax and fees) and comes with $75 in food and beverage credit in addition to a reserved lounge chair for the day, free entry, a line pass and limo transport. Other packages for cabanas, daybeds, bottle service, VIP deck, etc., can all be booked online at the topless pool website.
The Special Sunday Pool Checkout Deal
If you’re checking out of your hotel room today, here’s how to stretch your Vegas vacation: Call Sapphire at 702-869-0003 and ask to have their limo pick you up at your hotel and bring you to the pool party. They’ll store your luggage for the day and then limo you to the airport in time to catch your flight later. FREE! Just call 702-869-0003 to reserve or book through the pool website. Topless, full bar, 21+
Burlesque Roulette at Artifice
♦ The girls spin a wheel to discover which song they have to strip to and the person who chooses the music selections is either a joker or a sadist. I’ve seen striptease to “This Land Is Your Land,” and it was hilarious.
Tonight’s victims are Mitzy Mayhem, Marina Mars, Pistol Holliday and Theresa Glam. Showtime: 8 pm. Cover: $15. Full bar, 21+
Bikini Bull-Riding Contest at Gilley’s
♦ If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). Gilley’s offers Vegas’ only amateur bikini bull-riding contest. It’s actually pretty sexy—local girls and tourists, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win real money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.