This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, September 13

Treasures — Las Vegas’ Most Luxurious Gentlemen’s Club

  Treasures Vegas stands alone when it comes to luxury.  It feels like the kind of mansion you might have gone to in decades past to retire to a bedroom with a beautiful courtesan. Think crystal chandeliers, a winding staircase, balconies, fine art, and most importantly, beautiful women in skimpy lingerie teeming everywhere you look.

This is also the only strip club in Vegas with its own gourmet steakhouse on-premises where you can take a client, a buddy, your wife or a bachelor party, or invite a girl from the club to enjoy a dinner date with you before she leads you upstairs to the deep easy chairs in the club’s luxurious VIP for more intimate fun.

Drinks here start at $18 for a domestic beer, but you do not have to be rich to be treated like royalty here if you get a package deal on the club’s website.  The $50 club package includes three drinks (including imports and call drinks), and is perfect for a guy who doesn’t drink a lot and prefers to spend his money on the girls. Or for $120 you can get a two-hour open bar for everything but super-premiums and champagne, and they’ll pause your open bar time if you take a dancer to the VIP.

Other deals for bottle service, groups and couples can also be found through that link, and all include free round-trip limo service, free admission, a line pass and a reserved VIP table for the night. You can get a few of the club’s super high-mileage lap dances for what you save in cab fare alone!

Or call Treasures at 702-257-3030 for their free round-trip limo service and get free admission (a $50 savings), no strings attached. Topless, full bar, 21+

Palomino Club — Totally Nude, Full Bar, Wild Stage Show, and the Girls of September!

Palomino Club Las Vegas Stripper Octavia

Octavia Dances at Palomino Club

  Palomino Club is the only strip club in Vegas where you can enjoy an alcoholic beverage while watching totally naked dancers.  If you want to look at the most beautiful part of a woman’s body, not only on stage but in the club’s private booth and bedroom shows, Palomino is the club for you.

Have you checked out our photos of the new September crop of dancers at Palomino?  They put on a stage show so hot, you’ll be expecting the sheriff to raid the place at any moment. Sure, it’s Vegas, but how can this be legal? If your heart can take it, get a bunch of ones and sit near the rail. Tip the girls and let them show you up-close and in-your-face the meaning of life.

Drink prices here are friendly as well, with draft beers just $7 for locals and out-of-towners alike.  And fully-private high-mileage nude VIP dances start at three songs for $100 (with no extra bar tab), the best strip club private dance deal in Vegas. Palomino also has private bedrooms with a sofa or a full-size bed (your choice) so you can have your favorite dancer horizontal on top of you.

Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transport to the club by calling 702-642-2984 (solo guys call for limo availability — you can usually catch a ride if you’re a bit flexible on pick-up time and location). Or get one of Palomino’s online package deals for bottle service, couples, groups and solo guys.  A package is a good deal here not only for the royalty treatment and drink discounts, but for the reserved VIP table, as this club gets to standing room only at peak hours. Nude, full bar, 21+

Cali Carter Defends Her Bad-Girl Reputation at Sapphire

Cali Carter at Sapphire Las Vegas

Cali Carter at Sapphire

  Sapphire Las Vegas is featuring Cali Carter, one of the baddest of porn’s bad girls tonight. Having appeared in such XXX classics as Real Slut Party and Slurpy Throat Sluts, Cali has decided she prefers to prove her slut qualifications to her fans one-on-one, live and in-person. (See Hot Porn Blondes in the Vegas Strip Clubs for more on Cali Carter.)

Cali loves performing at Sapphire because Vegas doesn’t have a no-touching-the-dancers law, and Sapphire has big luxurious Skyboxes with real doors you can close behind you for full privacy with a dancer. If Cali sounds like your kind of girl, I advise reserving a seat at her private tables, where she hangs out with her fans between stage sets, basically teasing us up-close until one of us breaks down and pulls out his gambling bankroll and says to hell with blackjack.  You’ll find this package online here for only $135 or by calling 702-869-0003.  This package includes a two-hour open bar for everything but champagne and super-premiums, so you can get smashed on the good stuff as well as boobies.

Sapphire also offers a $65 solo deal that gets you a $50 drink voucher, a free shot and a reserved seat right in the middle of the wildest titty-fest on the planet, the club’s notorious all-night lap dance orgy. Let 400+ gorgeous babes demonstrate to you with their 800+ breasts that life on this planet is really special. Most men would agree that you can never have enough titties in your life. They’re soft, they’re warm, they’re pretty, they’re fun to play with, and they basically make life worth living no matter what other struggles you’re going through. Bring all the twenties you can gather and say YES to happiness and joy.

Package deals for bottle service, groups and couples are also available through that link, and all include drink discounts, free limo transport, free admission, a line pass, a reserved VIP table and Sapphire’s full royalty treatment.

Plan your future Vegas trips with our guide to Sapphire’s upcoming porn star features. We update that page continually, so bookmark it. Topless, full bar, 21+

National Deja Vu Chain Hosting “Showgirl of the Year” Contests

  The nationwide chain of Deja Vu clubs is having a Showgirl of the Year competition at all of its clubs across the country on Friday, September 13.

Las Vegas has three Deja Vu-affiliated strip clubs, Deja Vu Showgirls, Hustler Club and Little Darlings. All are advertising the event on their respective websites with a bikini contest, a talent contest and a “themed pole set.” No starting time for the competitions is listed, but most strip club events in Vegas start after 11 pm.

Deja Vu cover is $45 for out-of-staters. Topless, full bar, 21+.  Hustler cover is $50 for out-of-staters. Topless, full bar, 21+.  Little Darlings has a $35 cover, locals $15. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Half-Price Bottles at Scores with Auto Show Badge

If you’re in town for the Motor Trend Auto Show, Scores Las Vegas has half-price bottles for you if you show your convention badge. Topless, full bar, 21+

Saturday, September 14

Scrumptious Porn Blonde Val Dodds at Sapphire

Val Dodds at Sapphire Las Vegas

Val Dodds at Sapphire

  Beautiful blonde Val Dodds is the porn babe hosting the party at Sapphire Vegas tonight.  She has appeared many times in the “Hot and Mean” XXX TV series. If you saw the episode titled “Give Me Your Ass or Get Out of My House,” I think you’d have to admit “Hot and Horny” might be a better title for the series. I suggest you get her alone in one of Sapphire’s VIP rooms tonight to decide for yourself. (See Hot Porn Blondes in the Vegas Strip Clubs for more on Val Dodds.)

Val’s first stage set is at 11:30 pm.  After that, she’s available for guys who’d like to try fooling around with an uninhibited porn star one-on-one. You can reserve a seat at Val’s private party tables for $135, a good deal since it comes with a two-hour open bar for everything but super-premiums and champagne and gives you first crack at Val’s undivided attention.

Sapphire also offers a $65 solo guy package for guests who are primarily interested in immersing themselves in the club’s world-famous lap dance orgy. You get a $50 drink voucher with that package plus a free shot and a seat in the heart of titty central, where you can dedicate yourself to sampling the 400+ girls swarming through the aisles with bras begging to be removed.

You’ll find other packages for bottle service, groups and couples through that link, or just call 702-869-0003 for reservations and more details. All packages include free limo transport to the club, free admission, a line pass, a reserved VIP seat for the night, and the club’s royalty treatment.  A package is always worth it at Sapphire for the reserved seat alone, as this popular club gets to standing room only at peak hours.

Planning a trip to Vegas sometime in the future? Check out Sapphire’s porn star calendar. We update it regularly, so bookmark it. Topless, full bar, 21+

Tip: Do not take a cab, Uber, or a casino limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $50 entry fee. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo to get in free. Topless, full bar, 21+

The Sapphire Comedy Hour

 The Sapphire Comedy Hour is the best way I know to get your girl into one of Las Vegas’ best gentlemen’s clubs. When the comedy show is over, you exit right into Sapphire’s main room (where the topless dancers are) at no extra charge.

The $40 entry fee makes this one of the best comedy show deals in Vegas (very popular with locals). This is the club where working pros come to try out new material, especially their edgier, more risque stuff. The comics tonight are Traci Skene, Bruce Purcell and extreme comic The Shocker, interspersed with suave magician MonDre and sexpot Kalani Kokonuts, a classic burlesque dancer.

For an additional $65, you can get a 90-minute open bar for the comedy show (this deal includes imports and premium liquors). There’s even a dinner option for gourmet Mexican food from El Dorado Cantina.

The Showroom doors open at 7 pm. The comedy starts at 8 pm. Call 702-869-0003 for the free club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase the open bar or a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon. Full bar, 21+

Kendra Lust’s Birthday Party at Crazy Horse 3

   Porn MILF Kendra Lust is celebrating her birthday at Crazy Horse 3. The $49 package includes transportation, entry and a $60 drink voucher. Topless, full bar, 21+

Sunday, September 15

The Sunday Night Football Bash at Palomino Club

♦  Watch the Eagles take on the Falcons tonight at Palomino Club, the only all-nude club in Vegas screening NFL games this season.  Palomino will be screening all of the Sunday night games with a kickoff time of 5:20 pm.  For information, see our post on football in the Vegas strip clubs 2019.

Absolut and Jameson will be sponsoring the parties, so watch for 2-for-1 vodka and whiskey shots and other drink specials. The food is FREE tonight — all-you-can-eat taco-truck tacos, grilled fresh on the spot and with all the fixings.

The club offers free round-trip transportation for groups of two or more, with free admission for anyone who arrives by the club transport. Solo guys call for limo availability (you can usually get a free ride if you’re a bit flexible on pick-up time and location).  There’s a pre-game package deal that’s perfect for Sunday Night Football — two 375 ml bottles for $169 (plus 10% off if you book it online).  That package also includes a reserved VIP table for the night, free round-trip limo transport, a line pass, and free mixers (the most powerful dancer magnets of all).

Call 702-642-2984 to reserve your ride or book at the club website. If you arrive via your own vehicle (not a cab or rideshare) admission is free before 8 pm. Nude, full bar, 21+

Treasures Screens Sunday Night Football with Premium Drink Deal

  Treasures happy hour drink prices during the Sunday, Monday and Thursday night games are the best prices on premium liquor drinks you’ll find at any Las Vegas strip club. If you prefer the good stuff, this is the place. From 4 to 7 pm, domestic beers are $2; wells and imports are $3; call drinks are $4; and premium liquors are $5. Then, from 7 to 8 pm, all drinks are sold at half-price.

If you’re planning to stay after the game, check out the drink deals in Treasures’ packages online here.  Note: Treasures limos do not start running until 7 pm.  Topless, full bar, 21+

Other Vegas Strip Clubs Screening Sunday Night Football

Cheetahs NFL game screenings will be in Cheetahs’ sports lounge, not in the main room. Topless, full bar, 21+

Crazy Horse 3 has a $49 package for out-of-staters that includes transportation, entry, main room seating and a hosted open bar until half time. Topless, full bar, 21+

Hustler Club offers $20 buckets of beer and draft pitchers during the game. There is also free food during the game (in the past, pizza). $50 cover, locals free with Vu Card. Topless, full bar, 21+

Minks, a locals’ strip club in the hinterlands of Henderson, features $2 domestics and wells during the game, $1.50 Bud Light pints and a free shot for all after every touchdown. Topless, full bar, 21+

Bikini Bull-Riding Contest at Gilley’s

  If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island).  Gilley’s offers Vegas’ only amateur bikini bull-riding contest. It’s actually pretty sexy—local girls and tourists, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win real money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.

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