Friday, September 20
A Mansion Inhabited by Seductive Women
♦ Treasures Las Vegas has a lot of loyal customers who swear by this club as the ultimate of what premiere Vegas gentlemen’s clubs should be. Think beautiful women, stacked, with an extra touch of grace. Think lap dances and private shows renowned for their high-mileage. And think a luxurious club filled with creature comforts like deep easy chairs in the VIP, crystal chandeliers instead of flashing red and blue lights, a winding staircase, balconies and fine art, plus a gourmet steakhouse with impeccable service and a chef who could cook anywhere on the Strip.
It’s the perfect place to entertain a client, a buddy, or a bachelor party. Or invite a dancer to dinner. She’ll dress up for you and flirt with you over cocktails, then lead you up that winding staircase to undress her for dessert. The club’s steakhouse is open all night.
Drinks start at $18 for a domestic beer at this high-end club, but you don’t have to be rich to have a great time here if you get a package deal on the Treasures website. They’ve got a $50 “club package” that includes three drinks (including imports and call drinks). Or the club’s $120 VIP Open Bar package includes a two-hour open bar for everything but super-premiums and champagne (and they’ll pause your open bar time if you take a dancer to the VIP). That’s one of the best open bar deals in town.
You can also find package deals through that link for bottle service, groups and couples. All include free round-trip limo service from your hotel, free admission, a line pass and a reserved VIP table for the night. Why blow money on cab fare when you can blow it on topless girls?
Or call Treasures at 702-257-3030 for their free round-trip limo service and get free admission (a $50 savings), no strings attached. Topless, full bar, 21+
Palomino Club — Full Bar, Fully Bare, Wildest Stage Show in Vegas
♦ Palomino Club is the only strip club in Vegas that features fully nude dancers and a full bar. If you’d like to savor an adult beverage while viewing pussy, no other strip club in Vegas will do.
Plus, the dancers at Palomino Club are stunning in both their beauty and talent. To get an idea of the dancer quality here, just check out our photo galleries of Renee, Lily or Palomino’s new September crop of dancers, all of whom are available on a typical weekend night. This club started with a core group of Las Vegas’ most sexy pole dancers and now the stage show has grown into a full-blown erotic circus.
Palomino dancers take it all off not only on stage but in the club’s private booth and bedroom shows starting at three songs for $100 (with no extra bar tab). This is the best VIP dance deal in Vegas. Palomino’s private bedrooms are furnished with a sofa or a full-sized bed (your choice) if you like the idea of a nude dancer horizontal on top of you.
Drink prices are friendly here too, starting with draft beers at just $7 for locals and out-of-staters alike.
Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transport to the club by calling 702-642-2984 (solo guys call for limo availability — you can usually catch a ride if you’re a bit flexible on pick-up time and location). Or get one of Palomino’s online package deals for bottle service, couples, groups and solo guys. A package is a good deal here not only for the royalty treatment and drink discounts, but for the reserved VIP table for the night, as this club gets to standing room only at peak hours. Nude, full bar, 21+
Alexis Amore’s Big Rack Attack at Sapphire
♦ One of porn’s bustiest beauties, Penthouse and Hustler model Alexis Amore, star of Big Rack Attack, Big Tits at School, Big Tit Nurses, Slim and Stacked, Hustler’s Greatest Tits, and the critically-acclaimed Neverending Tits, will be unveiling her massive mammaries live on stage at Sapphire Las Vegas tonight. (See Snuggle Up with Porn Superstars at Sapphire for more on Alexis Amore.)
Alexis starts her stage sets at 11:30 pm and will be available for flirtation, selfies, autographs and hands-on topless private time in between stage sets. If you’d like to give Alexis a chance to work her charms close-up on you, you can reserve a seat at her private party tables for just $135 online here (or call 702-869-0003 to reserve). That package includes a two-hour open bar for everything but champagne and super-premiums and gets you to the front of the line for Alexis’ undivided attention.
But what if one girl’s tits aren’t enough for you, no matter how stupendous they are? In that case, Sapphire also has a $65 solo deal that comes with a $50 drink voucher, a free shot, and a reserved VIP seat right in the middle of their all-night lap dance orgy. Bring a stack of twenties and spend the night playing musical breasts with 400+ 9s and 10s, as one angel after another doffs her top to put you in titty heaven. Packages for bottle service, groups and couples are also available through that link, and all come with drink discounts, free limo transport, free admission, a line pass, a reserved VIP table and Sapphire’s full VIP treatment.
For future Vegas trips, see our guide to Sapphire’s upcoming porn stars. We update that page regularly, so bookmark it. Topless, full bar, 21+
Hustler Club vs Aliens from Outer Space
♦ The Vegas Hustler Club is having a “Storm 51” party tonight and tomorrow night (Fri & Sat, Sept 20-21). This is in conjunction with the planned raid on Area 51 by saucer nuts that’s supposed to happen this weekend (the Air Force has reportedly sent in reinforcements). Get free admission by arriving in a tinfoil hat and you can enjoy $5 “alien juice” shots all night. $50 admission for out-of-staters, locals free with Vu Card. Topless, full bar, 21+
Girls of Punk Burlesque at Artifice
♦ Dirty Merkin emcees this amateur burlesque extravaganza as Pistol Holiday, Veronica Manhattan, Saint Anique, Invina Veritas, Dahl Suicide and Lucie May disrobe to romantic memories of Patti Smith and Courtney Love.
Also a costume contest! The theme is the 90’s, and you don’t have to be punk, just 90’s in general. The winners gets $20 and a signed poster. The Artifice Bar is located downtown at 1025 First Street, Las Vegas. Doors 7:30 pm. Showtime 8:00 pm. Cover: $15. Full bar, 21+
Saturday, September 21
Jennifer White Brings Her Award-Winning Tits and Ass to Sapphire
♦ The winner of AVN’s “Hottest Ass” and “Best Boobs” fan awards, Jennifer White, will be the delectable dish on Sapphire’s naughty menu tonight. (See Snuggle Up with Porn Superstars at Sapphire for more on Jennifer White.)
With some 150+ XXX flicks under her belt, including Assablanca and the immortal Anal Beauty 9, Jennifer is now performing live so she can connect with her fans one-on-one without double d*cks in every orifice. Yes, you can invite Jennifer into one of Sapphire’s VIP rooms or Skyboxes and yes, she will be topless, and yes, she will do pretty much anything to make a true fan happy. Her first stage set is at 11:30 pm, and after that, she’s available for guys who’d like to check out her latest turn-on moves up close.
You can get a reserved seat at Jennifer’s private tables for just $135, and that includes a two-hour open bar for everything but super-premiums and champagne. This is the package that gets you onto Jennifer’s radar as one of her special fans. Just smile and be polite and say “yes” when she starts whispering dirty ideas in your ear.
Or consider Sapphire’s $65 solo deal, designed for guys who have a special passion for titties and whose idea of entertainment is tits, followed by tits, with more tits for desert. That deal gets you a reserved VIP seat in the heart of the world’s greatest lap dance orgy. It also includes a $50 drink ticket plus a free shot to get you into the mood for more even tits.
Other package deals for bottle service, groups and couples can also be found through that link, or you can call 702-869-0003 for reservations and more details. All packages include free limo transport to the club, free admission, a line pass, a reserved VIP seat for the night, and Sapphire’s royalty treatment. Sapphire gets to standing room only at peak hours, so a package is worth it for the reserved seat alone.
If you’re planning a future Las Vegas trip, check out Sapphire’s porn star calendar. Topless, full bar, 21+
Tip: Do not take a cab, Uber, or a casino limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $50 entry fee. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo to get in free. Topless, full bar, 21+
The Sapphire Comedy Hour
♦ The Sapphire Comedy Hour is the smart dude’s smooth way to get his wife or girlfriend into one of Vegas’ best gentlemen’s clubs. So, be a smart dude. When the comedy show is over, you exit right into Sapphire’s main room (where the topless girls are dancing on stage and in laps) at no extra charge.
Don’t pay $80 for a casino showroom standup comedy show. Sapphire’s $40 entry fee makes this one of the best comedy show bargains in Vegas. Working pros come here to try out new material, especially their edgier, more risque stuff. The comics are interspersed with a magician and a burlesque dancer. It’s a cool show.
For $65 more, you can get a 90-minute open bar for the show (that includes imports and premium liquors). There’s also a dinner option for gourmet Mexican food from El Dorado Cantina (great food!).
The Showroom doors open at 7 pm. The comedy starts at 8 pm. Call 702-869-0003 for the free club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase the open bar or a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon. Full bar, 21+
Saturday Cabaret Burlesque at Phoenix Bar & Lounge
♦ Miss Miranda Glamour emcees tonight’s peelers: Bridget, D.D. Darlin’, DeMarcus Montrese, Pistol Holliday, Sweetie Bird and Teresa Glam. This is old-fashioned burlesque striptease with local girls teasing the mostly locals crowd. Sexy and fun. Show starts at 11 pm. The Phoenix Bar is a gay bar located at 4213 W Sahara Ave, Las Vegas. No cover. Full bar, 21+
Sunday, September 22
The Sunday Night Football Bash at Palomino Club
♦ Watch the Los Angeles Rams take on the Cleveland Browns tonight at Palomino Club, the only all-nude club in Vegas screening NFL games this season. Palomino will be screening all of the Sunday night games with a kickoff time of 5:20 pm. The parties feature free taco-truck tacos, grilled fresh on the spot, plus drink deals. For more information, see our post on football parties in the Vegas strip clubs 2019.
Call Palomino at 702-642-2984 to reserve your ride or book online at the club’s website. If you arrive via your own vehicle (not a cab or rideshare) admission is free before 8 pm. Nude, full bar, 21+
Treasures Screens Sunday Night Football with Premium Drink Deal
♦ Treasures happy hour drink prices during the Sunday, Monday and Thursday night games are the best prices on premium liquor you’ll find at any Las Vegas strip club. If you prefer the good stuff while you watch football, this is the place. See our post on football parties in the Vegas strip clubs 2019 for complete info.
If you’re planning to stay after the game, check out the drink deals in Treasures’ packages online here. Topless, full bar, 21+
Other Vegas Strip Clubs Screening Sunday Night Football
♦ Cheetahs, Crazy Horse 3, Hustler Club and Minks are all screening the Sunday night games. See our post on football parties in the Vegas strip clubs 2019. All these clubs are topless, full bar, 21+
Bikini Bull-Riding Contest at Gilley’s
♦ If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). Gilley’s offers Vegas’ only weekly bikini bull-riding contest. It’s actually pretty sexy—local girls and tourists, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win real money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.