Friday, September 27
The Pleasures of Treasures
♦ Treasures is Las Vegas’ most luxurious gentlemen’s club, a mansion filled with chandeliers, balconies, art, a winding staircase, deep easy chairs and lots of privacy in the VIP, and beautiful women who sparkle in the opulent setting. It’s also home to some of Vegas’ highest-mileage lap dances and private shows.
You can while away an evening enjoying the up-close-and-physical lap dances here. But it’s particularly fun to take a dancer or two to the VIP for a truly private show in more luxury than you can get at any other club in Vegas for 15 or 30 minutes.
A domestic beer here starts at $18 but you can do this premium club for the price of much lesser clubs if you play it right. First, do not take a cab or rideshare to this club or you’ll pay $20 to the cabby, then a $50 admission fee. Instead, call Treasures at 702-257-3030 for their free round-trip limo service and get free admission, no strings attached. That alone gives you an extra $90 to spend on the girls.
Second, this is a club where a package gives you a serious discount on booze. The $50 “club package,” for example, gives you three drinks, including imports or call drinks, for less than the price of three domestics without a package. And that package, like all packages here, includes not only your round trip limo service and free admission, but a reserved VIP table for the night.
If you like the good stuff, Treasures’ $120 VIP Open Bar package includes a two-hour open bar for everything but super-premiums and champagne (and they’ll pause your open bar time if you take a dancer to the VIP). This is one of the best drink deals in the Vegas strip clubs. You’ll find these package deals (and others for bottle service, groups and couples) on Treasures’ website.
Treasures is also home to a gourmet steakhouse that’s open all night, where you can not only enjoy a fine meal with friends or clients in elegant surroundings, but you can invite any of the club’s dancers to dine with you as a romantic prelude to fun in the VIP. Topless, full bar, 21+
Palomino Club — Where the Babes Are Bare & the Booze Is Flowing
Renee Dances at Palomino Club
♦ Palomino Club is one of a kind in Las Vegas because it’s the only Vegas strip club in which you can watch fully-nude dancers while enjoying booze.
It’s also unique in its outstanding and wild nude stage show. Think naked angels flying around the stripper poles, doing girl-on-girl shows, and teasing you up close with heart-stopping, leg-spreading floorwork.
And wait till you see the scrumptious dancer selection here. Check out our galleries of Renee, Lily or Palomino’s new September crop of dancers. This club is like a Victoria’s Secret catalog come to life.
At Palomino, there is no group VIP room where you’ll be bumping elbows with the guy next to you. Instead, all of the VIP dances at Palomino take place in private curtained booths or private bedrooms (furnished with a sofa or a full-sized bed — your choice) where you’re completely alone with the dancer. And high-mileage fully-nude VIP dances start at only 3 songs for $100, with no extra bar tab. This is the best strip club private dance price in Las Vegas.
Drink prices are friendly here too, starting with draft beers for $7.
Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transport to the club by calling 702-642-2984 (solo guys call for limo availability — you can usually catch a ride if you’re a bit flexible on pick-up time and location). Or get one of Palomino’s online package deals for bottle service, couples, groups and solo guys. A package is a good deal here not only for the royalty treatment and drink discounts, but for the reserved VIP table for the night, as this club gets to standing room only at peak hours. Nude, full bar, 21+
Famous Naughty Coed Kendra Sunderland Can’t Wait to Get Out of Her Clothes Tonight at Sapphire
Kendra Sunderland in the OSU Library
♦ Kendra Sunderland, the adorably cute babe who launched her career in porn by getting busted for doing live nude cam shows from the Oregon State University library, will be flaunting her luscious bod on stage at Sapphire Las Vegas tonight, starting at 11:30 pm. (See Kendra Sunderland and August Taylor Bring XXXtra Fun to Sapphire for more on Kendra Sunderland.)
When Kendra’s not on stage, she’ll be available for shameless flirting, selfies, autographs and uninhibited hands-on topless fun in Sapphire’s VIP rooms. You can reserve a seat at Kendra’s private party tables for just $135 online here (or by calling 702-869-0003). That package deal includes a two-hour open bar for everything but champagne and super-premiums, limo transport to Sapphire from your hotel, free admission, a line pass, and first crack at sexy time with Kendra when she comes off stage.
Sapphire also has a $65 solo guy package if you’re primarily interested in the club’s famous all-night lap dance orgy. That package comes with a $50 drink voucher, a free shot, free limo transport, free admission, a line pass, and a reserved VIP seat right in the middle of titty heaven. Bring a bunch of twenties and immerse yourself in an ocean of breasts, as 400+ stacked 9s and 10s take turns snuggling in your lap for hands-on fun. You’ll also find package deals for bottle service, groups and couples through that link, and all come with drink discounts, free limo transport, free admission, a line pass, a reserved VIP table and Sapphire’s royalty treatment.
Note: We recommend a package here not only for the drink discount but for the reserved VIP seating, as this club gets to standing room only at peak hours. There is nothing sadder than being at the world’s best lap dance orgy without a lap.
For future Vegas trips, see our guide to Sapphire’s upcoming porn stars. We update that page regularly, so bookmark it. Topless, full bar, 21+
Roxi D’Lite Does Two Nights at Little Darlings
♦ Burlesque star Roxi D’Lite will be doing two nights (Friday and Saturday, Sept 27 & 28) at Little Darlings Las Vegas. She’ll be doing two stage performances each night after 11 pm. Cover: $40, locals $20. Nude, no alcohol, 18+
Saturday, September 28
Get XXX Bra Buster August Taylor in Your Lap at Sapphire Tonight
August Taylor
♦ Sapphire’s porn babe feature dancer tonight is the very definition of tits and ass. As star of such immortal XXX flicks as Bra Busters and Gazongas, as well as Big Wet Butts and Big Butts Like It Big, August Taylor has a body made for porn. Why not take her into the Sapphire VIP and let her try out her favorite XXX moves on you? (See Kendra Sunderland and August Taylor Bring XXXtra Fun to Sapphire for more on August Taylor.)
August will start whipping the Sapphire crowd into a frenzy with her first stage set at 11:30 pm. After that, between stage sets, she’ll be unleashing her charms in one-on-one fun time with fans. You can get a reserved seat at August’s private tables for just $135, and that includes a two-hour open bar for everything but super-premiums and champagne. It also gets you to the head of the line for August’s undivided attention.
Then again, consider Sapphire’s $65 solo package deal — ideal for guys who need quantity as well as quality in their titty fun tonight. If you want a reserved VIP seat in the middle of a 400-dancer babe bacchanal, that’s the deal for you. You’ll get a $50 drink ticket plus a free shot in addition to free limo transport and free entry. Just bring twenties — as many as you can get — and experience, for the first time in your life, more boobs than you can actually handle.
There are other packages for bottle service, groups and couples through that link, or just call 702-869-0003 for reservations and more details. All packages include free limo transport to the club, free admission, a line pass, a reserved VIP seat for the night, and Sapphire’s royalty treatment. Sapphire gets to standing room only at peak hours, so a package is worth it for the reserved seat alone.
If you’re planning a future Las Vegas trip, you may want to check out Sapphire’s porn star appearance calendar. We update that page weekly. Topless, full bar, 21+
Tip: Do not take a cab, Uber, or a casino limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $50 entry fee. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo to get in free. Topless, full bar, 21+
Sapphire’s Saturday Night Comedy Hour
♦ The Sapphire Comedy Hour is one of the best standup comedy show deals in Vegas (only $40) plus a suave way to get your wife or girlfriend into one of Las Vegas’ best strip clubs. When the comedy’s over, you exit into Sapphire’s main room where the topless babes are for no extra charge.
This show is where the working pros in town come to try out their edgier and more risque jokes. It’s always a howl. Tonight’s performers include comedian Thai Rivera and Extreme Comic “The Shocker,” with magician Seth Gabriel and burlesque cutie Kalani Kokonuts doing their thing between comics.
For $65 more, you can get a 90-minute open bar for the show (that includes imports and premium liquors). Plus there’s a dinner option for gourmet Mexican from El Dorado Cantina (the best Mexican food in Vegas!).
The Showroom doors open at 7 pm. The comedy starts at 8 pm. Call 702-869-0003 for the free club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase the open bar or a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon. Full bar, 21+
Crazy Horse 3 Screens Spencer vs Porter (Boxing)
♦ Crazy Horse 3 is screening the Welterweight Unification Championship bout between IBF Champion Errol “The Truth” Spence Jr. and WBC Champ “Showtime” Shawn Porter. Prelim bouts start at 5 pm. The $50 package deal includes transport, entry, free pizza and a $60 drink voucher. Topless, full bar, 21+
Hustler Club Also Screening Spencer vs Porter
Hustler Club will be screening the Spencer vs Porter Welterweight Championship fight tonight. Cover $50, locals free with Vu Card. Topless, full bar, 21+
Roxy D’Lite’s Final Night at Little Darlings
♦ Roxi D’Lite will be performing on stage again tonight at Little Darlings, with two stage sets after 11 pm. Cover: $40, locals $20. Nude, no alcohol, 18+
Ridiculesque at Artifice
♦ Ridiculesque at the Artifice Bar presents Blockbuster Burlesque tonight, featuring Lucie May, Sweetie Bird, D.D. Darlin, Bridget, Salem Embers and Theresa Glam. Think cute local amateurs reviving the art of traditional striptease.
The Artifice Bar is located downtown at 1025 First Street, Las Vegas. Doors 7:30 pm. Showtime 8:00 pm. Cover: $15. Full bar, 21+
Burlesque at the Las Vegas Eagle (a Gay Bar)
♦ The Las Vegas Eagle is featuring a show tonight titled “Burlesque, Past, Present and Future.” No performers are listed, but this is a gay bar famous for its “underwear nights” and tranny shows, so there’s no telling what you may be walking into here. 3430 E Tropicana Ave, Ste 47, Las Vegas, Showtime: 11 pm. No cover, full bar, 21+
Sunday, September 29
The Sunday Night Football Bash at Palomino Club
♦ Watch the Dallas Cowboys take on the New Orleans Saints tonight at Palomino Club, the only all-nude club in Vegas screening NFL games this season. Palomino will be screening all of the Sunday night games with a kickoff time of 5:20 pm. The parties feature free taco-truck tacos, grilled fresh on the spot, plus drink deals. For more information, see our post on football parties in the Vegas strip clubs 2019.
Call Palomino at 702-642-2984 to reserve your ride or book online at the club’s website. If you arrive via your own vehicle (not a cab or rideshare) admission is free before 8 pm. Nude, full bar, 21+
Treasures Screens Sunday Night Football with Premium Drink Deal
♦ Treasures happy hour drink prices during the Sunday, Monday and Thursday night games are the best prices on premium liquor you’ll find at any Las Vegas strip club. If you prefer the good stuff while you watch football, this is the place. See our post on football in the Las Vegas strip clubs for complete info.
If you’re planning to stay after the game, check out the drink deals in Treasures’ packages online here. Topless, full bar, 21+
Other Vegas Strip Clubs Screening Sunday Night Football
♦ Cheetahs, Crazy Horse 3, Hustler Club, Spearmint Rhino and Minks are all screening the Sunday night games. See our post on Vegas strip club football screening parties. All these clubs are topless, full bar, 21+
Sinful Sunday at Sand Dollar Lounge
♦ The last Sunday of each month is “Sinful Sunday” at the Sand Dollar Lounge, which means local burlesque cuties finding new and ridiculous ways to take their clothes off. Tonight’s performers include: Bettina May, Darby Fox, Pony Poison, Isabelle Marie and Buttercup. Plus Cha Cha Velour returns!
The show starts at 11 pm. Sand Dollar is located at 3355 Spring Mountain Rd, Las Vegas. No cover, full bar, 21+
Bikini Bull-Riding Contest at Gilley’s
♦ If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). Gilley’s offers Vegas’ only regularly-scheduled bikini bull-riding contest. It’s actually pretty sexy—local girls and tourists, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win real money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.
