Friday, October 18
Palomino Club — Full Bar, Fully Bare, Like a Victoria’s Secret Catalog Come to Life
♦ Palomino Club is Las Vegas’ only strip club where you can order an adult beverage while being entertained by fully-nude dancers. If the idea of pussy and Victoria’s Secret quality dancers sounds good, Palomino is the club for you. Check out our photo spreads of Renee and Lily to get an idea of the quality of the girls here.
And it’s not only Palomino’s wildly erotic stage show that’s fully nude. These girls also take it all off in the club’s VIP rooms, with nude private-booth and private-bedroom dances starting at three songs for $100 (with no extra bar tab). This is the best strip club VIP dance deal in Las Vegas. Have you ever tried a bed dance with a beautiful naked girl?
Drink prices are a great deal at Palomino as well, starting with draft beers at just $7. Other Vegas strip clubs are charging up to $18.
Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transport to the club by calling 702-642-2984 (solo guys call for limo availability — you can usually catch a ride if you’re a bit flexible on pick-up time and location). Or get one of the club’s online package deals for bottle service, couples, groups and solo guys. A package is a good deal here not only for the drink discounts and royalty treatment, but for the reserved VIP table for the night, as this popular club gets to standing room only at peak hours. Nude, full bar, 21+
Treasures — A Mansion Inhabited by 9s and 10s
♦ From the outside, the Treasures gentlemen’s club looks like an Italian villa. On the inside, it looks like an Italian villa stocked with 9s and 10s in skimpy underthings. These girls are here for one reason: To get up-close-and-physical with you. If you like high-mileage fun with hot bodies, you’ve come to the right place.
Treasures is known among savvy locals and out-of-towners alike for featuring some of Las Vegas’ highest-mileage lap dances and VIP room fun. Out on the main floor, the lap dances are out of this world. In the club’s dark and private VIP rooms, with their deep and comfy easy chairs, the dancers take it to another whole level.
And Treasures’ all-night gourmet steakhouse is an amenity you won’t find at any other Vegas strip club. Entertain a buddy or client or, if you connect with a dancer you really like, invite her to dinner. Spoil her with cocktails and hors d’oeuvres. Then, after dinner and drinks, let her lead you up the club’s elegant winding staircase to the VIP, where you can undress her for dessert.
The cover charge here is $50 and the price of a beer starts at $18, but don’t let that scare you off. Treasures offers a $50 “club package” that includes three drinks (including imports and call drinks), for less than the price of three domestic beers without a package. And like all of Treasures’ package deals, it includes free round-trip limo service (forget the cab fare), free admission (another $50 savings), a line pass and a reserved VIP table for the night.
If you think three drinks aren’t enough and you like the high-end stuff, Treasures’ $120 VIP Open Bar package is one of the best strip club deals in Las Vegas. You get a two-hour open bar for everything but super-premiums and champagne, and when you take a dancer to the VIP room, they pause your open bar time. These packages and others for bottle service, couples and groups can be found at Treasures’ website.
If you don’t want to commit to a package but you want to save on cab fare and the club’s admission charge, call Treasures at 702-257-3030 for their free round-trip limo service, and you’ll get free admission even without a package, no strings attached. Topless, full bar, 21+
Nina Elle Displays her Assets at Sapphire
♦ Sapphire Las Vegas is featuring busty blonde Nina Elle, star of Finger Lickin’ Girlfriends and Overworked Titties. Nina has a body that’s hit the trifecta — worshiped by titty men, butt men and leg men alike — and she’ll be showing it off on Sapphire’s main stage starting at 11:30 pm, then taking men who want a closer look at her assets into Sapphire’s VIP rooms. (See Porn’s Hottest Bodies in the Vegas Strip Clubs for more on Nina Elle.)
One way to make sure you get a shot at getting alone with Nina is to reserve a seat at her private tables for just $135 online here (or call 702-869-0003). That’s where she begins her search for men to get physical with. You get a two-hour open bar with that package (for everything but champagne and super-premiums) to loosen you up for fun with Nina. That package also provides you with free limo transport to the club, free admission, a line pass, and Sapphire’s renowned royalty treatment.
For guys who are more into playing the field and want the maximum quantity of titties available in Vegas, we recommend Sapphire’s $65 solo package deal that includes a $50 drink voucher plus a free shot, free limo transport to the club, free admission, a line pass, and a reserved VIP table in the middle of 400+ stacked lovelies who can’t wait to get their tops off for you. Bring twenties. This is titty heaven.
Package deals for bottle service, groups and couples are also available through that link. I recommend a package here not only for the drink discount but for the reserved VIP seating, as this club gets to standing room only at peak hours. Don’t get caught standing around at the world’s best lap dance orgy. You can’t get a lap dance if you can’t provide the lap.
You may also be interested in our calendar of Sapphire’s upcoming porn stars. We update that page regularly, so bookmark it. Topless, full bar, 21+
Saturday, October 18
Penthouse Pet Emily Addison Wants to Be Your Pet at Sapphire
♦ I don’t know how Sapphire does it, but they’ve booked one of the hottest Penthouse Pets ever to appear in the mag with staples through her belly. Not only that, but Emily went from being nude in Penthouse to a much kinkier career in XXX flicks such as Hot Lesbian Love, Bedroom Bitches and Roped & Groped. (See Porn’s Hottest Bodies in the Vegas Strip Clubs for more on Emily Addison.)
If you’re the kind of guy who’d like to let Emily try out her best moves on you, you can advance-order a reserved seat at Emily’s private tables for just $135. That package includes a two-hour open bar (with the good stuff) for just $135 and will put you right in the middle of Emily’s flirting zone when she comes off stage.
Sapphire also offers a $65 solo guy package if you’d prefer a reserved seat in the middle of the club’s famous lap dance orgy. Think 400+ stacked 9s and 10s who will be trying to jump your bones all night and remember that Vegas does’t have a no-touching law. That package comes with a $50 drink voucher, a free shot, and more bare titties than any man can handle in one night.
Sapphire also has package deals for bottle service, groups and couples through that link, or call 702-869-0003 for more info, a free limo to the club, and/or reservations. All of Sapphire’s packages include a free limo ride from your hotel, free admission, a line pass, a reserved VIP seat for the night, and Sapphire’s VIP pampering. Because this club gets to standing room only at peak hours, a package is worth it at peak hours for the reserved seat alone.
For future Vegas vacations, check out Sapphire’s upcoming porn stars calendar. We update that page weekly. Topless, full bar, 21+
Tip: Do not take a cab, Lyft, or a casino house limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $50 entry fee. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo to get in free. Topless, full bar, 21+
The Sapphire Comedy Hour with Geechy Guy and Bruce Purcell
♦ The Sapphire Comedy Hour is one of the best Saturday night dates for couples in Las Vegas. Whatever working pros are in town come here to try out their edgier and more risque jokes. It’s been voted the best comedy deal in Vegas, and it’s a howl. Tonight’s performers include comedian Geechy Guy, Bruce Purcell, magician Mon Dre and guest magician Seth Grabel, plus burlesque cutie Kalani Kokonuts.
The $40 cover charge is a steal and a suave way to get your wife or girlfriend into one of Vegas’ best strip clubs. When the comedy show ends, you exit into Sapphire’s main room where the strippers are for no extra charge.
If you want a 90-minute open bar (that includes imports and premium liquors), it’s just $65 more. There’s also a dinner option for gourmet Mexican from El Dorado Cantina (the best Mexican food in Vegas!) on premises.
The Showroom doors open at 7 pm. The comedy starts at 8 pm. Call 702-869-0003 for the free club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase the open bar or a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon. Full bar, 21+
Saturday Cabaret Burlesque at Phoenix Bar & Lounge
♦ Miss Miranda Glamour emcees this classic burlesque striptease show with local girls teasing the mostly locals crowd. The show starts at 11 pm. The Phoenix Bar is a gay bar located at 4213 W Sahara Ave, Las Vegas. No cover. Full bar, 21+
Sunday, October 20
The Sunday Night Football Bash at Palomino Club
♦ Watch the Philadelphia Eagles take on the Dallas Cowboys tonight at Palomino Club, the only fully-nude strip club in Vegas screening NFL games this season.
Palomino’s football parties feature free taco-truck tacos, grilled fresh on the spot, plus drink deals and the club’s beautiful naked dancers. For more information, see our post on NFL football in the Vegas strip clubs 2019.
Call Palomino at 702-642-2984 to reserve your free round-trip limo ride or book a package at the club’s website. They offer a Game Day package with two 375 ml bottles for only $169, plus an additional 10% off if you pre-pay. There is nothing like the endless free mixers that come with a bottle package here to serve as a magnet for thirsty dancers.
If you arrive via your own vehicle (not a cab or rideshare) admission is free before 8 pm. Nude, full bar, 21+
Treasures Screens Sunday Night Football with Premium Drink Deal
♦ Treasures’ features happy hour drink prices during all Sunday, Monday and Thursday night football games — the best deal for premium liquor you’ll find at any Vegas strip club. From 4 pm to 7 pm, domestic beers are $2; wells and imports are $3; call drinks are $4; and premium liquors are $5. Then, from 7 to 8 pm, all drinks are sold at half their regular price.
If you prefer the good stuff while you watch football, this is the place. See our post on football in the Las Vegas strip clubs for complete info.
If you’re planning to stay after the game for the hands-on lap dance scene, check out the drink deals in Treasures’ packages online here. Topless, full bar, 21+
Other Vegas Strip Clubs Screening Sunday Night Football
♦ Cheetahs, Crazy Horse 3, Hustler Club, Spearmint Rhino and Minks are all screening the Sunday night games. See our post on Vegas strip club football screening parties for full details. All of these clubs are topless, full bar, 21+
Halloween Madness Burlesque at Artisan
♦ It’s a Halloween-themed burlesque show at the Artisan Hotel, with Dahl Suicide , D.D. Darlin’, Bazoo the Kloun, Betty Love, Boobzilla and Monsterdoll, emceed by Miss Miranda Glamour. Showtime: 8:30 pm. There will be a costume contest. No cover, full bar, 21+
Bikini Bull-Riding Contest at Gilley’s
♦ If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). Gilley’s offers Vegas’ only weekly amateur bikini bull-riding contest. It’s actually pretty sexy—local girls and tourists, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win real money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.