This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, November 15

Treasures — A Mansion Inhabited by 9s and 10s

treasures vegas stripper  Treasures has darkness down to an art form.  It’s the darkest gentlemen’s club in Las Vegas, an elegant mansion lit by twinkling chandeliers where the beautiful dancers sparkle like jewels against black velvet. It’s the perfect setting for some of the hottest and sexiest lap dances and VIP shows in Las Vegas.

I’ve routinely had dancers here nuzzle into my neck and nibble on my ear and encourage me to touch them all over.  And if you’re in the mood for a girlfriend for the night, the dancers here are warm and flirty and relaxed, always willing to spend time with you.

You can even invite a dancer here to dine with you in the club’s all-night, gourmet steakhouse before you let her lead you up the winding staircase to the VIP to undress her.

You can enjoy this high-end club for the price of a lesser club if you take advantage of one of the package deals on the club website. Their $50 “club package” includes three drinks (including imports and call drinks) for less than the price of three domestics without a package.  If you prefer premium liquor, I recommend Treasures’ $120 “VIP Open Bar package,” which includes a two-hour open bar for everything but super-premiums and champagne, one of the best strip club deals in town.

There are also packages for bottle service, groups and couples.  All include free round-trip limo service to the club, free admission, a line pass and a VIP table for the night.

Or just call Treasures at 702-257-3030 for their free round-trip limo service, and you’ll get free admission even without a package, no strings attached.  Topless, full bar, 100+ dancers, age 21+

Palomino Club — All Nude, Full Bar, Hottest Stage Show in Town

Las Vegas stripper at Palomino Club

Renee Dances at Palomino Club

  Palomino Club has been one of my favorite Vegas strip clubs for years now.  First, they have fully naked girls and a full bar. Because of a quirk in the law, you won’t find this combination at any other strip club in Vegas.

Second, they got the wildest, teasiest stage show in town, and not just because the dancers aren’t wearing any panties.  Early on, Palomino put together a core group of beautiful dancers who could actually dance and now they’ve got the most high-flying pole dancers, sexy acrobats, and girls who smile and tease and sing while they strut and twerk to the music.  It’s terrific.

Plus, oh yes, they also offer the best VIP room deals you’ll find in Vegas, including fully-nude, high-mileage private shows in a curtained booth or private bedroom starting at just $100 with no extra bar tab — the best private VIP dance deals in town.

And drink prices start at just $7 for a beer. So, what are you waiting for?

There are 130+ girls here at peak hours, all knockouts. For a preview of the dancer quality here, take a quick peek at our galleries of Renee, Lily and some of Palomino’s newest dancers.

Groups of two or more can get free round-trip transportation from your hotel by calling 702-642-2984 (solo guys call for limo availability, as you can usually catch a free ride if you’re flexible on pick-up time and location).

Or get one of Palomino’s VIP packages for bottle service, couples, groups and solo guys.  I recommend a package here not only for the royalty treatment but for the reserved VIP table, as this popular club gets to standing room only most nights by 10 pm. Nude, full bar, 21+

XXX Kleio Valentien Defends Her Bad Girl Reputation at Sapphire

Kleio Valentien at Sapphire Las Vegas

Kleio Valentien at Sapphire

  Kleio Valentien, star of the XXX flick Good Girls Gone Bad, wants to demonstrate just how bad a good girl can be at Sapphire Vegas tonight. Her first topless stage set is at 11:30 and her first trip to a VIP room with some lucky guy will depend on how quickly you can get her in there after she comes down from the stage. (See Porn Babes Want to Get Physical with You at Sapphire for more on Kleio Valentien.

Your best bet for first dibs on Kleio is to reserve a seat at her private tables, where she hangs out and flirts with her fans between stage sets.  You can reserve that package for only $135 online (or call 702-869-0003). You get a two-hour open bar for everything but champagne and super-premiums with that seat, plus free limo transport from your hotel, free admission, a line pass, and the royalty treatment at one of Vegas’ premiere clubs.

If, on the other hand, you’re more of a quantity guy who’s looking forward to tits, tits and more tits, a seat in the heart of Sapphire’s world-class hands-on lap dance orgy is just what the doctor ordered. Sapphire’s lap dance bacchanal features 400+ stacked 9s and 10s and the club’s $65 package provides a reserved table right in the middle of all these beautiful breasts. That package includes a $50 drink voucher plus a free shot, free limo transport to the club, free admission, a line pass and Sapphire’s royalty treatment.

Packages for bottle service, groups and couples are also available through that link. Sapphire gets to standing room only at peak hours, so I recommend a package here not only for the drink discount but for the seat. You can’t take part in a lap dance orgy if you don’t have a lap.

See our calendar of Sapphire’s upcoming XXX babes for future Vegas trips. Topless, full bar, 21+

Charity Canned Food Drive at Crazy Horse 3

Crazy Horse 3 is having a canned food drive to collect food for Four Square, a local charity that distributes food to needy families. Donate three cans prior to November 20 and get a free cocktail. Topless, full bar, 21+

Saturday, November 16

Stacked Stephanie West Wants to Get Kinky with You at Sapphire

Stephanie West at Sapphire

  Sapphire is featuring one of porn’s kinkier babes tonight, the voluptuous Stephanie West, with stage sets starting at 11:30 pm. This girl has a body that won’t quit and it’s all natural. Many guys today have never seen (or felt) big boobs that aren’t silicone-enhanced. Well, Stephanie’s got ’em and she likes to share. (See Porn Babes Want to Get Physical with You at Sapphire for more on Stephanie West.)

If you want to get up close and physical with an uninhibited XXX star with one of the most gorgeous bodies in the biz, just reserve a seat at Stephanie’s private tables for $135. A two-hour open bar comes with that package that seats you where Stephanie looks for guys to play with when she comes down from the stage.

Sapphire also offers a $65 solo package that gets you a reserved VIP table in the middle of the wildest lap dance orgy in the country. This is not an exaggeration. If you like tits, you will be in heaven with 400+ stacked and gorgeous babes looking for any excuse to get topless. That package comes with a $50 drink voucher and a free shot, in addition to a prime seat for titty fun.  Other packages for bottle service, groups and couples are available through that same link.  All packages include a free limo ride to the club, free admission, a line pass, and Sapphire’s full VIP treatment.

A package deal is always worth it at Sapphire because the club gets packed at peak hours and you need that seat to get in on the fun.

If you’re coming to Vegas some other weekend, check out Sapphire’s upcoming porn babe calendar. We update that page continually so bookmark it. Topless, full bar, 21+

Tip: Do not take a cab, Lyft, or a casino house limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $50 entry fee. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo to get in free.

Sapphire’s Comedy Hour

   The Sapphire Comedy Hour is a cool way to get your wife or girlfriend into a major Vegas strip club. It’s a great show at a great price and when the show’s over, you exit into Sapphire’s main room where the strippers are for no extra charge.

Tonight’s show features comics Traci Skene and Bruce Purcell, plus extreme comic The Shocker, suave magician Mon Dre and burlesque cutie Kalani Kokonuts. Watch working standup comics trying out their riskier material. This is a fun, crazy show with a cover charge of only $40. Vegas locals vote the Sapphire Comedy Hour the best comedy deal in town year after year.

The Showroom doors open at 7 pm. The comedy starts at 8 pm. Call 702-869-0003 for the free club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon. Full bar, 21+

Showgirl of the Year Finals at Little Darlings

  Little Darlings Vegas is hosting the Deja Vu clubs’ Showgirl of the Year Finals tonight, with six finalists competing for the boob job first prize. Cover $40, locals $20. Nude, no alcohol, 18+

Saturday Cabaret Burlesque at Phoenix Bar & Lounge

Miss Miranda Glamour emcees the burlesque naughtiness tonight at the Phoenix, with DeMarcus Montrese, Sweetie Bird, Marina Mars, Mr. Big Stuart, Elyse Elaine, Miss La Tida and D.D. Darlin’. Think cute local amateurs reviving the art of traditional striptease.

The show starts at 11 pm. The Phoenix Bar is a gay bar located at 4213 W Sahara Ave, Las Vegas. No cover. Full bar, 21+

Sunday, November 10

The Sunday Night Football Bash at Palomino Club

  Watch the Los Angeles Rams take on the Chicago Bears tonight at Palomino Club, the only fully-nude strip club in Vegas screening NFL games this season.

Palomino’s football parties feature free taco-truck tacos, grilled fresh and hot on the spot, plus drink deals and the club’s beautiful naked dancers.  For more information, see our post on NFL football in the Vegas strip clubs 2019.

Call Palomino at 702-642-2984 to reserve your free round-trip limo ride or book a package at the club’s website. They offer a Game Day package with two 375 ml bottles for only $169, plus an additional 10% off if you pre-pay.  There is nothing like the endless free mixers that come with a bottle package here to serve as a magnet for thirsty dancers.

If you arrive via your own vehicle (not a cab or rideshare) admission is free before 8 pm. Nude, full bar, 21+

Treasures Screens Sunday Night Football with Premium Drink Deal

  Treasures’ features happy hour drink prices during all Sunday, Monday and Thursday night football games — the best deal for premium liquor you’ll find at any Vegas strip club. From 4 pm to 7 pm, domestic beers are $2; wells and imports are $3; call drinks are $4; and premium liquors are $5. Then, from 7 to 8 pm, all drinks are sold at half their regular price.

If you prefer the good stuff while you watch football, this is the place. See our post on football in the Las Vegas strip clubs for complete info.

If you’re planning to stay after the game for the high-mileage lap dance scene, check out the drink deals in Treasures’ packages online here.  Topless, full bar, 21+

Other Vegas Strip Clubs Screening Sunday Night Football

  Cheetahs, Crazy Horse 3, Hustler Club, Spearmint Rhino and Minks are all screening the Sunday night games. See our post on Vegas strip club football screening parties for full details. All of these clubs are topless, full bar, 21+

Burlesque Madness at Artisan

  It’s Burlesque Madness night at the Artisan Hotel with local peelers Dahl Suicide, D.D. Darlin’, Marina Mars, The Hypnotizing Hippie, Mitzy Mayhem and Saint Anique. Miss Miranda Glamour will emcee the show with help from stage kitten Miss Georgia Peach.

The Artisan is located at 1501 West Sahara Ave, Las Vegas.  Showtime: 8:30 pm. No cover, full bar, 21+

Bikini Bull-Riding Contest at Gilley’s

  If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island).  Gilley’s offers Vegas’ only amateur bikini bull-riding contest. It’s actually pretty sexy—local girls and tourists, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win real money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.

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