Friday, January 3
Palomino Club — Fully Nude, Full Bar & Naked Bed Dances
♦ Palomino Club is still the only strip club in Vegas with a full bar where the dancers drop their g-strings. If you think strippers should get totally naked, and you prefer to enjoy a cold one while you watch them, you just found your Vegas hangout. And these knockout babes get naked in all VIP shows as well as on stage, with fully-private VIP shows starting at only $100, with no extra bar tab.
Plus, you won’t find a stage show as sexy and anything-goes anywhere else in town. Wait till you see these delicious beauties flying around the stripper poles and doing scandalous girl-on-girl fantasy acts. Take a look at our photo galleries of Renee, Lily and TVO’s current Dancer of the Month, Octavia, to get an idea of the beautiful dancers who make Palomino one of Vegas’ all-time best strip clubs.
Palomino also features the friendliest drink prices of the major Vegas strip clubs, starting with draft beer at just $7.
Groups of two or more can get free round-trip transportation to the club by calling 702-642-2984 (solo guys call for limo availability, as you can usually catch a free ride if you’re flexible on pick-up time and location).
Or check out Palomino’s VIP packages for bottle service, couples, groups and solo guys. I recommend a package not only for the drink discounts and royalty treatment but for the reserved VIP table, as this popular club gets to standing room only by 10 pm. Nude, full bar, 21+
Treasures — Beautiful Women, Beautiful Club, Unsurpassed Mileage
♦ Treasures Las Vegas is the most luxurious strip club in Vegas, with crystal chandeliers, a winding staircase, balconies, paintings on the walls, and deep easy chairs in the VIP rooms.
There’s also a gourmet steakhouse that features aged prime steaks, a real chef who knows how to cook them, and first-rate service. It’s open all night and the perfect place to take a buddy or client or even one of the club’s dancers. She’ll dress up for your date, flirt with you over your meal, then lead you upstairs to the VIP where you can undress her for dessert.
But perhaps the main reason Treasures is a favorite among strip club aficionados is the mileage. To get an idea of how up-close-and-physical the dances are at this club, see this unsolicited comment from a TVO reader about his recent experience there. He spent seven hours at the club and can’t wait to come back to Vegas so he can visit Treasures again.
Treasures is a premium club, but you can enjoy it for the price of a lesser club by taking advantage of one of the package deals at the club’s website (or call Treasures at 702-257-3030 to reserve). The $50 “club package” comes with three drinks (including imports and call drinks) for less than the price of three domestics without a package, plus you get free round-trip limo service from your hotel, free admission, a line pass and a reserved VIP table for the night.
If three drinks is just getting started for you, and especially if you like the good stuff, Treasures’ $120 “VIP Open Bar package” is one of the best strip club drink deals you’ll find in Vegas. It includes a two-hour open bar for everything but super-premiums and champagne, and your host will suspend your open bar time whenever you go to the VIP with a dancer.
Treasures also offers package deals for bottle service, groups and couples, and all packages include free round-trip limo transport, free admission, a line pass and a reserved VIP table.
Whatever you do, don’t pay a cabbie or Uber driver $20 each way, then pay the club’s $50 cover charge to get in. Save that $90 to have hands-on fun with the club’s beautiful women. Call Treasures at 702-257-3030 to reserve any package or the club’s free round-trip limo service. If you arrive by the club limo, you’ll get free admission even without a package, no strings attached. Topless, full bar, age 21+
XXX Babe Ember Snow Brings Fifty Shades of Asian Play to Sapphire
♦ Filipina firecracker Ember Snow is just 4’11”, but if you saw her performance in the immortal Fifty Shades of Asian Play you know this girl is as XXX as they come. Now here’s your chance to sample some of those fifty shades yourself, as Ember will be the feature porn babe at Sapphire Vegas tonight, appearing both on their main stage and privately for fans in one-on-one VIP shows. (See Let a Porn Cutie Practice Her Moves on You in a Vegas Strip Club for more on Ember Snow.)
Ember begins her stage sets at 11:30 pm. In between those performances, she’ll be partying with her fans, looking for guys bold enough to play with her in private. If this could be you, I recommend reserving a seat at Ember’s private tables for only $135 online here (or call 702-869-0003). That seat will get you first crack at Ember’s undivided attention, along with a 2-hour open bar for everything but champagne and super-premiums.
Sapphire’s $65 solo guy package, on the other hand, gets you a reserved VIP table in the heart of the best lap dance orgy in Vegas. You get a $50 drink voucher plus a free shot with that package, plus a seat in the middle of 400+ stacked 9s and 10s just looking for a lap to get comfy in. It’s a breast man’s paradise.
You can also find package deals for bottle service, groups and couples through that link, and all of Sapphire’s packages include free limo transport to the club, free admission, a line pass and the club’s royalty treatment.
Note: Sapphire gets to standing room only at peak hours, so a package deal is worth it not only for the drink discounts but for the reserved seat. There’s nothing more depressing than a man at a lap dance orgy without a lap.
If you’re planning a future Vegas trip, our schedule of Sapphire’s upcoming porn stars lists all feature performers through March and is updated weekly. Topless, full bar, 21+
Saturday, January 4
XXX Sex Kitten Riley Steele Brings the “Best Body in Porn” to Sapphire
♦ Sapphire is featuring the scrumptious Riley Steele tonight, both on stage and doing private shows for her fans in the club’s VIP rooms. NightMoves named Riley the 2019 Best Body in Porn and she won two AVN awards, including Wildest Sex Scene, for her unforgettable performance as “Riley” in the immortal Body Heat. Guys, what are you waiting for? (See Let a Porn Cutie Practice Her Moves on You in a Vegas Strip Club for more on Riley Steele.)
Riley’s first stage set starts at 11:30 pm, and when she’s not topless on stage whipping the crowd into a frenzy, she’ll be flirting with the guys seated at her private party tables. You can be one of those guys by reserving a seat in Riley’s fan zone for only $135 online here. That package includes a two-hour open bar (that includes the good stuff) along with first dibs on getting to know Riley the way you can only get to know a girl when she’s down to a g-string in your lap in the VIP.
If one dynamite body isn’t enough for you, Sapphire’s world-famous lap dance orgy features 400 of the best bodies in Vegas. You can dive headfirst into this babe bacchanal by getting the club’s $65 solo package. You get a $50 drink voucher plus a free shot with that deal as well as a reserved VIP table in the heart of the titty tsunami.
Or check out the packages for bottle service, groups and couples available through that same link. All package deals include free limo transport from your hotel, free admission, a line pass, and the full VIP treatment at one of Las Vegas’ wildest strip club parties.
Because this club gets to standing room only at peak hours, I always recommend a package here at peak hours, not only for the drink discount but for the reserved seat. If you’re planning a future Vegas trip, see Sapphire’s upcoming porn star schedule. We update that page weekly. Topless, full bar, 21+
Tip: Do not take a cab, Lyft, or a casino house limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $50 entry fee. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo to get in free.
Burly-Q Revue at Double Down Saloon
♦ Johnny Zig and The Force provide the beats for this monthly burlesque revue, with cute local amateurs bumping and grinding their way into your heart. Tonight’s show features D.D. Darlin’, Dahl Suicide, Marina Mars and Mitzy Mayhem, emceed by Miss Miranda Glamour. The Double Down Saloon is a popular locals hangout, the only dive in town serving bacon martinis.
The Double Down Saloon is located at 4640 Paradise Rd, Las Vegas. The show starts at 9 pm. No cover, full bar, 21+
Sunday, January 5
Bikini Bull-Riding Contest at Gilley’s
♦ If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). Gilley’s offers Vegas’ only amateur bikini bull-riding contest. It’s actually pretty sexy—local girls and tourists, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win real money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.