Friday, February 7
Palomino Club — Full Bar, Full Nude & the Wildest Stage Show in Vegas!
Renee Dances at Palomino Club
♦ Palomino Club is the only strip club in Vegas with both a full bar and dancers that drop their g-strings. If you enjoy both an adult beverage and pussy, why would you go anywhere else?
The dancers here look like a Victoria’s Secret catalog come to life. Check out our photo galleries of Renee, Lily and Octavia, all Palomino dancers, to see what you’re in store for. And the stage show here is the hottest in town, with naked angels flying around the stripper poles, in-your-face leg spreads and barely legal girl-on-girl fantasy acts.
Plus drink and private dance prices are among the friendliest in Vegas, with draft beers starting at only $7 and high-mileage, totally-nude VIP dances, in one-on-one private booths or private bedrooms, starting at only $100 with no extra bar tab.
Groups of two or more can get free round-trip transportation to the club by calling 702-642-2984. If you’re by yourself, call for limo availability, as you can often catch a ride to the club if you’re flexible on pick-up time and location.
Or check out Palomino’s VIP packages for bottle service, couples, groups and even solo guys. A package is a always a good deal here not only for the drink deals, but for the reserved table, as this club gets to standing room only at peak hours. Nude, full bar, 21+
Treasures — High Mileage in Luxury
♦ Treasures Las Vegas is one of the most elegant strip clubs you’ll ever set foot in, with crystal chandeliers, balconies, a winding staircase, oil paintings, and plush easy chairs in the VIP.
It’s also the only strip club in Vegas with a gourmet steakhouse, open all night, where you can dine in style with a buddy or business client. If you’re in the mood for romance, you can even invite one of the club’s stunning dancers for a flirty dinner date before you undress her for dessert.
Treasures is also the darkest strip club in Vegas and that’s for a reason. Privacy. Treasures features dancers who are flirty, friendly and (especially) uninhibited. Check out this trip report from a TVO reader about his recent experiences with the dancers there. This club is all about mileage.
Treasures is a premium Las Vegas gentlemen’s club and it charges like one, but you can enjoy it for the price of a lesser club by getting one of the package deals on the club’s website. The $50 “club package,” for example, includes three drinks (including imports and call drinks) for less than the price of three domestics without a package, in addition to free round-trip limo service, free admission, a line pass and a reserved VIP table for the night.
If you prefer top shelf liquor and you think three drinks is for amateurs, Treasures offers a $120 “VIP Open Bar package” that is one of the best strip club package deals in Vegas. In addition to free admission, round-trip limo service, a line pass, and a reserved VIP table, that package includes a two-hour open bar for everything but super premiums and champagne.
If you don’t want to commit to a package but you want to save on cab fare and the club’s cover charge, just call Treasures at 702-257-3030 for their free round-trip limo service and you’ll get free admission even without a package, no strings attached. Topless, full bar, age 21+
Sapphire Brings Us XXX Angel Val Dodds
Val Dodds at Sapphire
♦ Sapphire Vegas is featuring XXX blonde beauty Val Dodds tonight. This girl has one of those Playboy-centerfold bodies that’s so perfectly proportioned that if God ever sees her naked he’ll pull her back up to heaven where she belongs.
Except that she’s a bit too naughty for heaven. If God ever sees what she does in Twisted Passions, he might be forced to send her the opposite direction. My advice: See Val Dodds before God does. Check out Get a Porn Star in Your Lap at Sapphire for more on Val Dodds.
You can watch Val teasing the crowd on stage starting at 11:30 pm. Then, between stage sets, she’ll be flirting with fans at her private party tables, trying to lure them into getting up close and physical with her in Sapphire’s VIP. To get first dibs on private time with Val, I recommend you spring for Sapphire’s $135 package deal that gets you a reserved seat at her private tables plus a two-hour open bar (that includes the good stuff). Get that package at the club’s website here or call 702-869-0003.
Or, if you’d prefer a reserved VIP table in the heart of the wildest lap dance orgy in town, where 400+ stacked 9s and 10s are looking for laps where they can take their tops off, just get the $65 solo deal here. It includes a $50 drink credit plus a free shot. You can also get packages for bottle service, groups and couples through that link.
All Sapphire packages include free limo transport to the club, free admission, a line pass and the full royalty treatment at one of Las Vegas’ best strip clubs.
Note: Sapphire gets to standing room only at peak hours so a package is worth it not only for the drink discount but for the reserved table. There’s nothing sadder than being at a lap dance orgy without a lap! Topless, full bar, 21+
ValenTEASE Burlesque at Ron DeCar’s Event Center
♦ Tonight at Ron DeCar’s Event Center there’s a special “It’s Almost Valentine’s Day” show, featuring “The Cuban Missile Crisis” Tito Bonito, Aya Fontaine, ‘The Buxom Beauty of Burlesque” La Rosa Muerta, Miss All Tease No Sleaze 2009 Bettina May, Charlie Quinn Starling, Pony Poison and Veronica Paige, hosted by Cora Vette and Las Vegas burlesque legend, Marinka the Amazon.
Ron DeCar’s Event Center is located at 1201 Las Vegas Blvd between the Stratosphere and Fremont St. General admission $29, VIP with buffet $39. Doors 5:30, showtime 7 pm. Under 21 must be accompanied by parent or guardian.
Saturday, February 8
Jon Jones vs Dominick Reyes Fight Screening Party plus Porn Babe August Taylor at Sapphire
♦ Sapphire Vegas is having a UFC 247 fight screening party in their Showroom, one of the best sports-viewing venues in Las Vegas. It features three monster HD screens and dozens more monitors wrapping around the room plus Dolby surround sound that lets you hear the squelch of every blow.
The party will also feature a superior buffet, plus Sapphire dancers always ready, willing and able to distract you from the violence. Note: Sapphire throws the best fight parties in Vegas and this one will sell out.
The club’s basic UFC party package is just $35 and includes free limo transport to the club, free admission, a line pass, Showroom seating, and the club’s top-of-the-line free buffet, with drink specials throughout the fights. Groups of six or more should check out all of the package deals on Sapphire’s website, including generous bottle package deals. You’ll find all of the UFC 247 packages here.
Following the fights, for no extra charge, you exit straight into Sapphire’s main room where the strippers are doing their thing and the all-night lap dance babe bacchanal will be just getting underway.
Attention Boob Men: August Taylor will Bring Out Her Big Guns!
August Taylor at Sapphire
Sapphire is bringing back one of the most bodaciously voluptuous bodies in porn, August Taylor, star of such critically-acclaimed flicks as Gazongas and the immortal Bra Busters. August will be busting out of her bra on stage all night long, starting at 11:30 pm. See Get a Porn Star in Your Lap at Sapphire for more on August Taylor.
If you are dead serious about your passion for big titties, I suggest you reserve a seat at August’s private party tables for $135. That gets you to the front of the line for private playtime with August in Sapphire’s VIP along with a two-hour open bar for everything but champagne and super premium liquors. Call 702-869-0003 to reserve your place, or reserve this or other porn star packages online here.
Let’s say you love boobs, but no one girl can ever satisfy your titty addiction. What you’re really looking for is massive quantities of boobs. You’re in luck, because Sapphire also offers a $65 package deal here for guys who want to be lost in a virtual sea of breasts. This package comes with a $50 drink credit plus a free shot and a VIP table in the heart of the wildest lap dance orgy in town. Other package deals for bottle service, groups and couples are also available through that link.
All packages include a drink discount, free limo transport to the club from your hotel, free admission, a line pass and, most importantly, reserved VIP seating. Sapphire gets to standing room only at peak hours and you do not want to find yourself without a lap at a lap dance orgy! Topless, full bar, 21+
Other Vegas Strip Clubs Screening UFC 247
♦ Crazy Horse 3 will be screening UFC 247 with free pizza, $20 beer buckets and 50% off on premium bottles. The standard $50 package includes transportation, admission, and a $60 drink voucher. Topless, full bar, 21+
♦ Hustler Club says they’ll be screening UFC 247 as well. $50 cover, locals free with Vu Card. Topless, full bar, 21+
A Vintage Valentine Burlesque Night at the Mint
♦ This month, the Fringe Burlesque show at the Mint has a vintage valentine theme, with Dahl Suicide, Charlie Starling, Ily Royal, Sweetie Bird and Bazoo the Clown, emceed by Miss Miranda Glamour. Think cute local amateurs having fun ditching their duds in public. Showtime: 9:30 pm.
The Mint is located at 332 W Sahara Ave, Las Vegas. No cover, full bar, 21+
Sunday, February 9
KWINK: A Pre-Valentines Day Burlesque Show at Artisan
♦ The Artisan Hotel is featuring a kinky Valentine’s Day themed burlesque show with Dahl Suicide, Miss La Tida, Mr Big Stuart, Marina Mars, Bazoo the Clown and Veronica Paige, emceed by Miss Miranda Glamour. Seating at 8:00 pm; Show at 8:30 pm.
The Artisan is located at 1501 W Sahara Ave, Las Vegas. No cover, valet parking only, full bar, 21+
Bikini Bull-Riding Contest at Gilley’s
♦ If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). Gilley’s offers Vegas’ only weekly bikini bull-riding contest. It’s actually pretty sexy—local girls and tourists, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win real money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.
