Friday, February 21
Palomino Club — Fully Nude, Full Bar & a Barely Legal Stage Show
♦ If you like to indulge in an adult beverage while watching dancers who get totally naked, Palomino Club is the Vegas strip club for you. And the selection of dancers here is as good as it gets. Check out our photo spreads of Renee, Lily and Octavia to get an idea of the beauty of the girls who perform here on stage and in the club’s fully-nude VIP shows.
Nude private-booth shows start at three songs for $100 (with no extra bar tab) — one of the best VIP dance deals in the Vegas strip clubs. If you’re feeling more adventurous, try one of Palomino’s luxurious private-bedroom dances on a full-sized bed. It’s as close as you can get to cheating on your wife with your pants on.
Plus the stage show here is the most erotic in town, with the most stunning pole dancing in Las Vegas and even girl-on-girl fantasy acts. And drink prices start at just $7 for a draft beer.
Groups of two or more can get free round-trip limo transport to the club by calling 702-642-2984 (solo guys call for limo availability — you can usually catch a ride if you’re a bit flexible on pick-up time and location). Or get one of the club’s online package deals for bottle service, couples, groups and solo guys. A package is a good deal here not only for the drink discounts and royalty treatment, but for the reserved VIP table for the night, as this popular club gets to standing room only at peak hours. Nude, full bar, 21+
Treasures — The Ultimate in High Luxury and Mileage
♦ To say Treasures Las Vegas is an upscale gentlemen’s club is an understatement. Think crystal chandeliers, a winding staircase and balconies, art on the walls, deep easy chairs in the VIP, and a gourmet steakhouse on premises.
Treasures is also one of the darkest strip clubs in Vegas and for a good reason. Unsurpassed high mileage. The dancers here are flirty, friendly and (especially) famously uninhibited. Check out this trip report from a TVO reader about his recent experiences with Treasures’ dancers.
This is a premium Las Vegas gentlemen’s club and it charges like one, but you can get the full VIP experience for the price of a lesser club by reserving one of the package deals on the club website. The $50 “club package” includes three drinks (including imports and call drinks) for less than the price of three domestics without a package.
If you’re more interested in top shelf liquor and you think three drinks is for amateurs, Treasures offers a $120 “VIP Open Bar package” that includes a two-hour open bar for everything but super premiums and champagne and is one of the best strip club package deals in Las Vegas. You can also find packages for dinner or bottle service, couples and groups through those links. All packages include free admission, free round-trip limo service, a line pass, and a reserved VIP table for the night.
Or call the club at 702-257-3030 for free round-trip limo transportation from your hotel, and get free admission as well, no strings attached.
Note to Vegas Golden Knights fans: Your first drink at Treasures is on the house if you go to the game today. Just show your ticket stub to the bartender or your waitress. Topless, full bar, 21+
Sapphire Features Girl Gone Wild Jillian Janson
♦ Friday night is always XXX babe night at Sapphire Las Vegas. That means one of the hottest women in porn will be driving the crowd crazy on stage before going down into the audience to tempt fans into getting dirty with her in Sapphire’s VIP or a luxury Skybox.
Tonight Jillian Janson, of Girls Gone Wild fame, will be the naughty nympho of the night. Check out Porn Stars Go Wild in the Vegas Strip Clubs for more on Jillian Janson.
To get first crack at private playtime with Jillian, I suggest you reserve Sapphire’s $135 porn star package deal (available at the club website or by calling 702-869-0003). That deal gets you a reserved VIP seat at Jillian’s private tables, where she flirts shamelessly with her fans in between stage sets, plus a two-hour open bar that includes the good stuff.
Then again, if you’re a hopeless titty addict and all you really want in life is never-ending fun with beautiful, bountiful breasts, I recommend you reserve a VIP table in the middle of the wildest lap dance orgy in town, where 400+ stacked 9s and 10s are ready and waiting for guys like you to play with. Sapphire’s $65 solo deal here is what you’re looking for. It includes a $50 drink voucher plus a free shot. Other deals for bottle service, groups and couples can also be found through that link.
All Sapphire packages include free limo transport to the club, free admission, a line pass and the club’s full royalty treatment.
Note: Sapphire gets to standing room only at peak hours so a package is worth it not only for the drink discount but for the reserved table. There’s nothing sadder than being at the world’s best lap dance orgy without a lap! Topless, full bar, 21+
Saturday, February 22
Penthouse Pet Emily Addison Wants to Be Your Pet at Sapphire
♦ Sapphire Vegas is bringing back one of the most luscious babes ever to appear with staples through her stomach, Penthouse centerfold Emily Addison. Why are you even in Vegas if not to get up-close-and-physical with a Penthouse Pet who’s wearing naught but a g-string and f*ck-me heels? See Porn Stars Go Wild in the Vegas Strip Clubs for more on Emily Addison.
To get first crack at quality time with Emily, I recommend reserving a seat at her private party tables for just $135 online here (or by calling 702-869-0003). That seat gets you onto Emily’s radar when she comes off the stage and starts hunting for man meat. Plus, with that package you get a two-hour open bar for everything but champagne and super premiums. Other Sapphire porn star packages can be found through that same link.
But let’s say you’ve already had your fill of Penthouse Pets this week (it happens). Sapphire also has a $65 package here for guys who just want to get lost in a sea of titties all night long. You get a $50 drink credit plus a free shot with this package, plus a VIP table in the heart of 400+ stacked 9s and 10s just looking for a lap to get topless in.
Other package deals for bottle service, groups and couples are also available through that link. All packages include free limo transport to the club, free admission, a line pass and the royalty treatment at one of the greatest strip clubs in Las Vegas.
Note: Sapphire gets to standing room only at peak hours so a package is worth it not only for the drink discount but for the reserved table! Topless, full bar, 21+
Sapphire Comedy Hour
♦ The Sapphire Comedy Hour is the perfect way to get your significant other into a top Las Vegas gentlemen’s club. Professional standup comics try out their new and edgier material in the comedy show that locals consistently rate the best comedy deal in Vegas.
In between the comics, a close-up magician performs miracles and an elegant burlesque dancer provides old-fashioned gowns and gloves striptease. When the show’s over, you exit into Sapphire’s main room, where you can enjoy the club’s strippers at no extra charge.
The cover charge for the Comedy Hour is just $40 (a steal compared to the casino comedy shows’ cover charges). For just $65 more, you can get a 90-minute open bar for the show. There’s also a dinner option for gourmet Mexican from the El Dorado Cantina (organic, non-GMO and rated the top Mexican restaurant in Vegas).
The Showroom doors open at 7 pm. The comedy starts at 8 pm. Call 702-869-0003 for the free club limo – the $15 limo reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or a package. Full bar, 21+
Final Night for Sybil Stallone at Little Darlings
♦ Last chance to see Sybil Stallone at Little Darlings. She’ll be doing two stage sets tonight after 11 pm. Nude, no alcohol, 18+
Sunday, February 23
Tease & Tails Burlesque at Velveteen Rabbit
♦ Tease & Tails presents “Love Bites,” a night of vampire burlesque, featuring Pony Poison, Mr. Big Stuart, Strawberry Tallcake, Luna La Vie, Tricky Tatiana, Sasha Vanderose, Juju Bea and Naughty Lee Wood. They undress, then sink their fangs into your neck. Now that’s entertainment! Showtime: 7 pm.
The Velveteen Rabbit is located at 1218 S Main St, Las Vegas. $15 cover. Full bar, 21+
Sinful Sunday Burlesque at Sand Dollar
♦ It’s “Sinful Sunday” at the Sand Dollar Lounge. Think local burlesque cuties stripping & teasing. Tonight’s show features Betina May, Darby Fox, Pony Poison and Buttercup.
The show starts at 11 pm. Sand Dollar is located at 3355 Spring Mountain Rd. No cover, full bar, 21+
Bikini Bull-Riding Contest at Gilley’s
♦ If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). Gilley’s offers Vegas’ only regularly-scheduled bikini bull-riding contest. It’s actually pretty sexy—local girls and tourists, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win real money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.