Friday, March 6
Treasures — Stacked 9s and 10s in Vegas’ Most Luxurious Setting
♦ Treasures is the most elegant strip club in Vegas, with crystal chandeliers, balconies, a winding staircase, plush easy chairs in the VIP and oil paintings on the walls.
It’s also the only strip club in Vegas with a gourmet steakhouse, open till 5 am on weekends, where you can entertain a buddy or client or even invite one of the club’s dancers for a romantic meal before you undress her for dessert.
This is also the darkest strip club in Vegas, meaning you won’t be irritated by flashing lights out on the main floor. And it’s dark for a reason. Privacy. Treasures dancers are flirty, friendly and uninhibited. To get an idea of how far they go, check out this unsolicited comment from a TVO reader about his recent experience at the club.
Treasures is a premium Vegas gentlemen’s club and charges like it but you can have a lot of fun here for the price of a lesser club if you hook yourself up with one of the packages on the club website. Their $50 “club package,” for example, includes three drinks (including imports and call drinks), in addition to free round-trip limo service, free admission, a line pass and a reserved VIP table for the night.
If you prefer top shelf liquor and think three drinks is for amateurs, Treasures’ offers a $120 “VIP Open Bar package,” which is one of the best strip club package deals in Las Vegas. In addition to free admission, round-trip limo service, a line pass, and a VIP table, that package includes a two-hour open bar for everything but super-premiums and champagne.
If you don’t want to commit to a package but you want to save on cab fare and the club’s admission charge, just call Treasures at 702-257-3030 for their free round-trip limo service and you’ll get free admission even without a package, no strings attached. Topless, full bar, age 21+
Palomino Club — The Only Fully-Nude Vegas Strip Club with a Full Bar
♦ Palomino Club is the only strip club in Vegas with both a full bar and dancers that drop their g-strings. If you enjoy both an adult beverage and pussy, why would you go anywhere else?
The dancers here look like a Victoria’s Secret catalog come to life. Check out our photo galleries of Renee, Lily and Octavia, all Palomino dancers, to see what’s in store for you. And the stage show here is the hottest in town, with naked angels flying around the stripper poles, in-your-face leg spreads and barely legal girl-on-girl fantasy acts.
Plus drink and private dance prices are among the friendliest in Vegas, with draft beers starting at only $7 and high-mileage, totally-nude VIP dances, in one-on-one private booths or private bedrooms, starting at only $100 with no extra bar tab.
Groups of two or more can get free round-trip transportation to the club by calling 702-642-2984. If you’re by yourself, call for limo availability, as you can often catch a ride to the club if you’re flexible on pick-up time and location.
Or check out Palomino’s VIP packages for bottle service, couples, groups and even solo guys. A package is a always a good deal here not only for the drink deals, but for the reserved table, as this club gets to standing room only at peak hours. Nude, full bar, 21+
Mouthwatering Porn Honey Lana Rhoades Unleashes Her Big Guns at Sapphire
♦ Sapphire Las Vegas is going to be packed tonight for Peruvian beauty and XXX star Lana Rhoades. Why? Because Lana has 100% natural titties and they are spectacular — soft, yet firm, perky, yet weighty, and not just large, extra large, or even giant size. No, these titties are family size. Pro Tip: Don’t bring your family to this show. You want these beauties all to yourself.
Perhaps you first saw Lana in the XXX TV series Big Naturals and got hooked. Perhaps you found more Lana in the TV series Playboy Cyber Girls and Playboy Plus and went from hooked to downright obsessed. Then there was Lana’s own feature film, Lana Rhoades Filthy Fantasies. Oh my god, this girl has a deliciously dirty mind! See Remarkable Racks on Display in the Vegas Strip Clubs for more on Lana Rhoades.
Lana will begin her stage sets at 11:30 pm. In between stage sets, she’ll be looking for guys who’d like to get up close and physical with her in Sapphire’s VIP. If you’d like to experience a filthy fantasy or two of your own with Lana, just reserve Sapphire’s $135 porn star package at the club website (or by calling 702-869-0003). You’ll get a two-hour open bar (that includes the good stuff) with that deal, plus a reserved seat at Lana’s private party tables, where she hooks up with guys like you.
If, on the other hand, you’re suffering from TDA (titty deficiency anemia), and your doctor has told you it’s sheer quantity of breasts that you need, I advise you to reserve a table in the middle of Sapphire’s lap dance orgy, where 400+ stacked 9s and 10s are looking for guys who need to be smothered in boobies. Sapphire’s $65 solo package available here is exactly what the doctor ordered. It comes with a $50 drink voucher plus a free shot and a VIP table in the midst of more breasts than any one man can handle. Other deals for bottle service, groups and couples can also be found through that same link.
All Sapphire packages include free limo transport to the club, free admission, a line pass and the club’s royalty treatment.
Note: Sapphire gets to standing room only at peak hours, so a package is worth it not only for the drink deal but for the reserved table. Don’t get caught at the world’s best lap dance orgy without a lap! Topless, full bar, 21+
Saturday, March 7
Big Rack Attack at Sapphire with Buxom XXX Babe Alexis Amore
♦ Sapphire Vegas is catering to the boob men in town this Saturday night, by bringing back the star of Big Rack Attack, Alexis Amore. Alexis has also modeled for Playboy, Penthouse and Hustler, and has starred in many other XXX flicks for addicted breast worshipers, like Slim and Stacked and the critically-acclaimed Neverending Tits. See Remarkable Racks on Display in the Vegas Strip Clubs for more on Alexis Amore.
If you’re the type of man that really needs some quality time alone with a girl to fully appreciate all the subtle nuances of her bountiful bosom, you should immediately reserve a seat at Alexis’ private party tables for just $135 online here (or by calling 702-869-0003). This is where Alexis hangs out to tease her special fans when she comes off the stage and begins her search for men to try out her latest porn moves on.
You get a two-hour open bar (for everything but champagne and super premiums) with that seat. Other porn star packages (including a private steak & lobster dinner with Alexis in a Sapphire Skybox) can be found through that same link.
Sapphire also offers a $65 solo package for guys who just want to experience what it’s like to dive headfirst into the middle of a lap dance orgy with 400+ stacked 9s and 10s. You get a $50 drink credit plus a free shot with that package, plus you get to play musical breasts until you either OD on titties or your twenties run out.
Other package deals for bottle service, groups and couples are also available through that link. All packages include free limo transport to the club, free admission, a line pass and Sapphire’s royalty treatment.
Note: Sapphire gets to standing room only at peak hours so a package is worth it not only for the drink discount but for the reserved table! Topless, full bar, 21+
Sapphire’s Comedy Hour
♦ If you’re looking for a fun start to your Saturday night date, bring your wife or girlfriend to the Sapphire Comedy Hour. This is the smoothest method I know for getting your significant other into one of the best strip clubs in Vegas. Professional standup comics try out their new (and riskier) jokes in a comedy show that is consistently rated by locals as the best comedy show deal in town.
In between the comics, you’ll be entertained by a magicians and a burlesque beauty who does classy gown-and-gloves striptease. When the show’s over, you exit into Sapphire’s main room, where you can watch the club’s strippers at no extra charge.
Your Entry Fee Now Includes a One-Hour Open Bar!
The cover charge for the Comedy Hour is just $40. That’s a steal, especially considering that your $40 entry fee includes a one-hour open bar for the show! There’s also a dinner option for gourmet Mexican from the El Dorado Cantina (organic, non-GMO and the best Mexican food in town).
The Showroom doors open at 7 pm. The comedy starts at 8 pm. Call 702-869-0003 for the free club limo – the $15 limo reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or a package. Full bar, 21+
Watch UFC 248 at a Vegas Strip Club
♦ Crazy Horse 3 is will be screening UFC 248 tonight. The $50 package includes transport, entry, free pizza and a $60 drink voucher. Topless, full bar, 21+
♦ Hustler Club will also be screening UFC 248. Admission is $50, or free for locals with a membership card. Topless, full bar, 21+
B Movie Burlesque at Sci Fi Center
♦ It’s Mad Science Night at the Sci Fi Center and the mad scientists will be disrobing. The diabolical doctors who will be losing their lab coats and garter belts include Sweetiebird, Lady Lilith, Cynder Sparxx, CoCo Flowerchild, Maximus Twist, Gina Geronimo and Rex Monday.
The Sci Fi Center is a comic book store located at 900 Karen Ave, Las Vegas. $10 cover. Showtime 10 pm. No alcohol, 18+
Sunday, March 8
Revusical Burlesque at Sand Dollar
♦ Revusical is cool jazz & hot burlesque, backed by David Vincola’s live band. Tonight’s peelers include Kalani Kokonuts, Buttercup & Aya Fontaine. Classiest burlesque show in Vegas.
Showtime 10 pm. The Sand Dollar Lounge is located at 3355 Spring Mountain Rd, Las Vegas (a couple blocks west of the Strip in Chinatown). No cover. Full bar, 21+
Bikini Bull-Riding Contest at Gilley’s
♦ If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). Gilley’s offers Vegas’ only weekly amateur bikini bull-riding contest. It’s actually pretty sexy—local girls and tourists, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win real money. No cover charge. Full bar, 21+