Friday, March 13
Treasures — Gourmet Steakhouse and Delicious Girls
♦ Treasures Las Vegas looks more like a millionaire’s mansion than a strip joint. It’s a great place to spoil yourself in a plush sofa or easy chair with a stacked girl draped over you for high-mileage fun. To get an idea of how super high-mileage this club is, check out this unsolicited comment from a TVO reader about his recent experiences at the club.
Plus, no other gentlemen’s club in Vegas has its own steakhouse, which makes Treasures the best club for experiencing the ultimate girlfriend experience. Just invite one of the club’s gorgeous dancers to dine with you. She’ll dress up for your date, flirt with you over cocktails and your meal, then lead you upstairs where you can undress her for dessert.
Treasures’ VIP dinner packages (plus other package deals) are available at the club website and are a great way to do this premium strip club for the price of a much lesser club. Treasures $50 “club package” includes three drinks (including imports and call drinks) for less than the price of three domestics without a package.
If you prefer top shelf liquor and think three drinks is for amateurs, Treasures’ offers a $120 “VIP Open Bar package,” which includes a two-hour open bar for everything but super-premiums and champagne and is one of the best strip club package deals in Vegas.
All Treasures packages include free round-trip limo service, free admission, a line pass, and a reserved VIP table for the night.
Or call the club at 702-257-3030 for their free round-trip limo and get free admission even without a package. Topless, full bar, 21+
Palomino Club — Full Bar, Fully-Nude, Best Stage Show in Vegas
♦ Palomino Club is the only strip club in Vegas where you can knock down a drink or two while you’re enjoying dancers that drop their panties.
On weekends you will see 100+ of the hottest young bods in town flying around the stripper poles, getting down and dirty on stage, then trying to seduce you into an up-close-and-physical nude VIP dance. Check out our photo galleries of Renee, Lily and some of Palomino’s newest dancers to get a feel for the Victoria’s Secret quality of the girls here.
Nude private dances in the club’s one-on-one curtained VIP booths and private bedrooms start at only three songs for $100 with no extra bar tab. Drink prices are friendly here as well, with drafts starting at only $7.
Beautiful dancers, a terrific nude stage show and great prices make Palomino one of the best Las Vegas strip clubs.
For free round-trip limo transport for groups of two or more, just call the club at 702-642-2984. (Solo guys call for limo availability, as you can often catch a ride to the club if you’re flexible on pick-up time and location.) Or check out Palomino’s packages for couples, groups and solo guys.
Palomino is one of the most couples-friendly strip clubs in Vegas, so bring your wife or girlfriend here for an erotic date to remember. Nude, full bar, 21+
Porn Babe Nina Elle Lives Up to Her XXX Reputation at Sapphire
♦ Former dental hygienist Nina Elle, who quit her job flossing teeth to make better use of a voluptuous body that was made to be displayed, will be driving men crazy at Sapphire Las Vegas tonight, both topless on stage and in private shows in Sapphire’s VIP and luxury Skyboxes. Nina is the star of Slut Hotel and the unforgettable Deep Delivery, as well as many other XXX flicks. See Bad Girls of Porn in the Vegas Strip Clubs for more on Nina Elle.
Nina will begin her stage sets at 11:30 pm. When she’s not on stage, she’ll be on the hunt for guys who think they can handle getting up-close-and-physical with the star of Seriously Slutty. If you’re that type of guy, then reserve Sapphire’s $135 porn star package at the club website (or by calling 702-869-0003). You’ll get a two-hour open bar (that includes the good stuff) with that deal, plus a reserved seat at Nina’s private party tables, which gives you first dibs on Nina’s undivided attention.
Let’s say you’re afraid of sluts, and you really just want to appreciate women for their minds. In that case, Sapphire’s $65 solo package (available here) will put you in touch (literally) with 400+ of the most brilliant (and stacked) women on the planet and the best lap dance orgy in Las Vegas. This deal comes with a $50 drink voucher plus a free shot and a reserved VIP table in the midst of more breasts than any one man can handle.
Other deals for bottle service, groups and couples can also be found through that link. All Sapphire packages include free limo transport to the club, free admission, a line pass and the club’s royalty treatment.
Note: Sapphire gets to standing room only at peak hours, so a package is worth it not only for the drink deal but for the reserved table. Don’t get caught at the world’s best lap dance orgy without a lap! Topless, full bar, 21+
Midget Wrestling at Little Darlings Vegas
♦ Little Darlings is presenting MicroMania tonight, a midget wrestling troupe (these are male midgets). Although Little Darlings is a nude club, I believe (I hope!) the wrestlers will be topless. The midgets start scrappling after 11 pm. Nude, no alcohol, 18+
Broadlesque at Artifice Bar
♦ Broadlesque is burlesque performed to Broadway show tunes (with singing!) in a popular downtown bar. Performers include Pistol Holiday, Miss La Tida, Sin Sity Pearl, Sweet Siren, Saint Anique, Spiderella, Veronica Manhattan, and Miss Miranda Glamour.
The Artifice Bar is located downtown at 1025 First Street, Las Vegas. Doors 7:30 pm. Showtime 8:00 pm. Cover: $15. Full bar, 21+
Artisan’s Topless Pool Reopens Today
♦ The Artisan Hotel is reopening its top-optional pool today. This is a pretty cool pool during the summer, but the weatherman says the high in Vegas today will be 59ºF, so I wouldn’t count on seeing too many bared breasts. Tomorrow it goes up to 67º and on Sunday 70º, but mostly cloudy, if the weatherman knows what he’s talking about. Topless, full bar, 21+
Saturday, March 14
Fetish Porn Princess Sarah Jessie Brings the Kink to Sapphire
♦ Sapphire Vegas is bringing back fan favorite Sarah Jessie as their Saturday night XXX feature, with her first stage set at 11:30 pm. Sarah is on the wild side as porn actresses go, with the type of body you’ve only seen on your laptop. If you caught her performance in either Cindy Queen of Hell or Maneaters, you know she’s not the shy, girl-next-door type. No, she’s the type of girl you wished lived next door. (See Bad Girls of Porn in the Vegas Strip Clubs for more on Sarah Jessie.)
If the idea of being alone with Sarah to help her peel off whatever kinky leather outfit she’s wearing appeals to you, you should consider reserving a seat at her private tables online here (or call 702-869-0003). These are the tables where Sarah hangs out with her lust-crazed fans when she comes off the stage.
You can get that seat for only $135, and it not only gets you first crack at up-close-and-physical time with Sarah, but also a two-hour open bar (for everything but champagne and super premiums) because Sarah likes her men with their inhibitions squelched. Other porn star packages (including a private dinner date with Sarah) can be found through that same link.
If you’re just not the super freaky type, but you love tits, Sapphire’s $65 solo package deal is for guys who want to dive headfirst into an ocean of the finest titties in town. Think 400+ stacked 9s and 10s and the wildest lap dance orgy in Vegas. You get a $50 drink credit plus a free shot with that package. Why else are you in Vegas this weekend?
Package deals for bottle service, groups and couples are also available through that link. All packages include free limo transport to the club, free admission, a line pass and Sapphire’s royalty treatment.
Note: Sapphire gets to standing room only at peak hours so a package is worth it not only for the drink discount but for the reserved table! Don’t be the guy at the lap dance orgy without a lap! Topless, full bar, 21+
Geechy Guy Headlines Sapphire’s Comedy Hour
♦ The Sapphire Comedy Hour is a perfect start for a Saturday night in Vegas, and the coolest way I know for getting your wife or significant other into one of the best gentlemen’s clubs in Vegas. Watch professional standup comics experiment with their new (and dirtier) jokes in a comedy show that locals rate as the best comedy show deal in town.
Tonight, Geechy Guy, Bruce Purcell and “extreme comic” The Shocker (who seriously should be locked up) will try their damnedest to make you laugh. In between the comics, you’ll be entertained by Mon Dre, an astonishing magician, and Buttercup Delight, who performs classy old-fashioned gown-and-gloves striptease. At the end of the show, you exit right into Sapphire’s main room, where you can enjoy the club’s strippers at no extra charge.
Your Entry Fee Now Includes a One-Hour Open Bar!
The $40 cover charge includes a one-hour open bar, so this show is worth going to just for the drinks! There’s also a dinner option for gourmet Mexican from the El Dorado Cantina (organic, non-GMO and the best Mexican food in town).
The Showroom doors open at 7 pm. The comedy starts at 8 pm. Call 702-869-0003 for the free club limo – the $15 limo reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or any package deal. Full bar, 21+
Midget Wrestling at Hustler Club
♦ Hustler Club is presenting the MicroMania midget wrestlers that performed last night at Little Darlings. These are male midgets. Will the wrestlers be available for lap dances? I hope not! But anything is possible in Vegas for enough money.
Admission is $50, or free for locals with a membership card. Topless, full bar, 21+
Sunday, March 15
March Madness Selection Day at Hustler Club
♦ Hustler Club is having March Madness “Selection Day” today, where customers can fill out a bracket to predict the winners and win prizes. Admission is $50, or free for locals with a membership card. Topless, full bar, 21+
Bikini Bull-Riding Contest at Gilley’s
♦ If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). Gilley’s offers Vegas’ only weekly bikini bull-riding contest. It’s actually pretty sexy—local girls and tourists, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win real money. No cover charge. Full bar, 21+