Friday, July 23 / Saturday, July 24 / Sunday, July 25
So, Vegas strippers are masked again. There is no mask mandate for customers. We took two steps forward, and now one step back. Vegas, you’re breaking my heart.
Let me remind new visitors to the Vegas strip clubs that arriving at a club in a cab, Uber, or any other commercial transport will jack up your admission fee. The club must pay a spiff to the driver for delivering you to their door, so they’re going to get at least a portion of that spiff from you. So, be smart and call the clubs for transport if you don’t have your own vehicle.
Here are the magic words: “Is it still free admission if I arrive in your limo?” Some clubs may have free admission; some may not. They’ll discuss your package deal options, especially if you’re with a friend or a group. Then find out how long it will be until their driver arrives and where they want you to wait for him, depending on what hotel you’re staying at.
Here’s what’s going on this weekend:
♦ We’ve got to start with Sapphire’s Topless Pool. This may be the only place in town where you can see the dancers’ faces, since masks are not required to be worn outdoors. Of course, it’s a pool, not a strip club stage. They do usually have a topless go-go dancer and topless servers. Sapphire’s dancers work on their tans here, so you’ll generally see more topless girls here than at a casino or hotel pool that allows topless babes.
The pool is open every Friday, Saturday and Sunday from noon to 6 pm with a different guest DJ each day. On Friday, July 23, DJ Stephi K will be looking good in the booth. On Saturday, July 24, Amanda Nicole will be the Summer Swim Host, while DJ Kittie will be rockin’ the tunes. On Sunday, July 25, IG hottie Jasmine Skye will be hosting the party while DJ Tism keeps the deck shaking. To reserve a lounge chair or other pool package for the VIP deck, daybeds or cabanas, click here, or call for the limo, more info or anything else at 702-869-0003. Topless, full bar, 21+
♦ Palomino Club has both a full bar and totally nude dancers. It’s the only place in town where you can see naked girls and drink booze, an always-popular combo. The stage show is the best in town. You can have a lot of fun sitting on the rail, especially if you stock up on singles to splash around freely. Fair drink prices too, even for out-of-staters. You’ll find Palomino’s package deals here, or call the club at 702-642-2984 for reservations, transportation, or more info. Nude, full bar, 21+
♦ Centerfolds (used to be Paradise) across from the Virgin Hotel/Casino (used to be the Hard Rock) has a “Burlesque After Dark” show on Wednesday through Sunday at 11 pm. Topless babes before and after. If you’re still in town on Sunday and Monday nights, the club features select bottles for $100. Hours: 7 pm till 6 am every night. Call (702) 767-8757 for free limo, reservations, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+
♦ Little Darlings features “Theme Shows” on Friday and Saturday nights starting at 11 pm. Pretty soon on Friday and Saturday nights, they’ll be featuring porn stars. See current porn star schedule here. There’s no booze served at Little D’s, so you only have to be 18+. Hours: Open every day from 11 am till 6 am, except Sunday from 6 pm till 4 am. Call the club at 702-366-1141 for reservations, limo, or more info. Nude, no alcohol, 18+
♦ Treasures is back and their chef is in the kitchen again all night long. This is the best food you’ll find in any Vegas strip club — a real steakhouse! The club opens at 9 pm every night, open till 5 am, except Friday and Saturday nights open till 8 am. Call: (702) 257-3030. Topless, full bar, 21+
♦ Deja Vu Showgirls features “Sunday School at the Vu,” which means some of their girls wear little plaid skirts and if you wear a little plaid skirt (or reasonable facsimile), you get in for free! Select bottles priced at $99. Deja Vu is open from 6 pm till 4 am. Call (702) 894-4167 for the club’s free limo. Topless, full bar, 21+
♦ Hustler Club is rocking Sexxy After Dark, Jennifer Romas’ high-energy burlesque troupe on Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights, starting on time at 9 pm. Snyder says: Cool show! See my review here. Hustler is open from 7:30 pm till 4 am on Thursday, Friday and Saturday night. Call the club for reservations or free transport at (702) 795-3131. Topless, full bar, 21+
♦ Spearmint Rhino is now open seven nights a week — Mon-Thur 9 pm to 5 am, Fri-Sun 9 pm to 8 am. Call 702-796-3600 for reservations, limo transport, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+
♦ Scores is open again. Current hours: 8 pm – 6 am, daily. Call: (702) 916-1499. Topless, full bar, 21+
♦ Minks is a friendly locals club on the edge of Henderson with friendly girls and friendly prices. If you’re in town on Monday night, Minks features 20-minute VIP room dances for $100. Call (702) 435-7545 for more info. Free limo available if you purchase bottle service. Topless, full bar, 21+
♦ The Library (formerly Cheetah’s) is now open 7 days a week from “7 pm till close.” The Library has a webite here. You can call the club at 1-702-384-0074. I don’t see anything on the club website regarding limo service. Topless, full bar, 21+
♦ Play It Again Sam, Chicas Bonitas and Club Platinum are all open again. Still waiting on any signs of life from Sophia’s, Honey’s (formerly Legends Room), and Girl Collection.