Friday, October 15 / Saturday, Oct 16 / Sunday, Oct 17
Palomino Club Hosts Sunday Night Football Bash
Lexus Gets Naked at Palomino Club
♦ Palomino Club continues to be the only strip club in Vegas hosting Sunday Night Football parties. This Sunday, October 17, it’s the Seahawks vs the Steelers. Doors open at 4:30 pm on Sunday, with the kickoff at 5:20 pm.
Radio KOMP 92.3, the Rock Station, will be remote-broadcasting from the club during the game, and sponsoring some of the prizes and giveaways. Look for $150 bottles all game long, $30 domestic beer buckets, BOGO shots at half time, and a free taco bar.
Palomino is the only Vegas strip club with a full bar and fully nude dancers, both on stage and in the private VIP shows. You must be 21+, but dancers only have to be 18+.
You’ll find Palomino’s package deals here, or call the club at 702-642-2984 for reservations, transportation, or more info. Nude, full bar, 21+
Sapphire — Las Vegas’ Biggest Strip Joint!
Sapphire Las Vegas is the largest gentlemen’s club in the USA. Doors open at 8 pm and they don’t boot you out until 4 am. They have no special events scheduled for this weekend (unless you consider the club’s crew of busty hotties getting topless and naughty in the VIP rooms to be special events, in which case, Sapphire has hundreds of special events every night of the week!). Call 702-869-0003 for reservations, complimetary limo pickup, more info, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+
Crazy Horse 3 Now Taking Bitcoin for Everything
♦ Crazy Horse III is now accepting Bitcoin for all goods and services. If you’ve been looking for a place to blow your cryptocurrency, this is the place. See CH3’s package deals here, or call 702-673-1700 for the free club limo or more info. Topless, full bar, 21+
Jennifer Romas’ Sexxy After Dark at Hustler
♦ Hustler Club has a new “Porn Star Brunch” every day from 9 am to noon, featuring Topless Tapas and Bottomless Mimosas. On Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights, starting at 9 pm, Sexxy After Dark, Jennifer Romas’ sizzling strip club version of burlesque is featured on Hustler’s main stage. Hustler is now open 24/7. Check out the party package deals here, or call the club for reservations or free transport at (702) 795-3131. Topless, full bar, 21+
Thursday Night Football Party at Minks
♦ Minks is the only Vegas strip club with an advertised Thursday Night Football viewing party. That’s tonight, with the Buccaneers vs the Eagles. Look for bottles of Bud Light and Ultra for just $4. Also, on Monday nights, while everyone else is watching the MNF games, Minks features 20-minute VIP room dances for $100. Great deal! Call (702) 435-7545 for more info. Free limo available if you purchase bottle service. Topless, full bar, 21+
Centerfolds Cabaret Features Vegas’ Top Showgirls in A Touch of Burlesque
♦ Centerfolds Cabaret presents “A Touch of Burlesque” five nights a week, every Wednesday through Sunday night at 11 pm. The naughty cast includes Jessica Ward from Cirque du Soleil, Katie Matthews from Zombie Burlesque, Abilene Burics from Fantasy at Luxor, Mariah Ware from Cherry Boom Boom, Shayla from Spiegelworld’s ‘Atomic Saloon’ and Nikola Weiterova from 53X at Paris.
The lockdown of Vegas has resulted in some of the sexiest showgirls in town now performing topless at Centerfolds. See packages here, or call (702) 767-8757 for free limo, reservations, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+
Deja Vu Showgirls — for Schoolgirl Fetishists
♦ Every Sunday night, Deja Vu Showgirls presents “Sunday School at the Vu.” If you like girls in pleated plaid microskirts that like to show off their white cotton undies when they bend over, you’ll like Deja Vu on Sunday nights.
Select bottles are just $99 on Sundays, and if you dress like a schoolgirl yourself, you get free admission. Please, guys, that means your girlfriend, your wife, your mistress, but not you! Deja Vu is open from 6 pm till 4 am. Call (702) 894-4167 for the club’s free limo. Topless, full bar, 21+
Sapphire’s Topless Pool Party Ends
♦ Sapphire’s Topless Pool has officially closed for the season. Now, if you want to see Sapphire’s dancers topless in the sunshine, you’ll have to wait until next summer. However, these same babes look pretty damn good topless under the stage lights every night starting at 8 pm. Call for the limo, more info or anything else at 702-869-0003. Topless, full bar, 21+
Treasures Offers Rare Steak with a Side of Boobs
♦ Treasures is the only strip joint in Vegas with an attached gourmet steakhouse (and it’s open all night). Take one of the dancers for dinner and finish by having her for dessert in the upstairs VIP. The club opens at 9 pm every night, and stays open till 5 am, except Friday and Saturday nights when they stay open till 8 am. Check out their package deals here. Or call: (702) 257-3030. Topless, full bar, 21+
Other Vegas Strip Clubs
♦ Little Darlings features fully nude dancers and you only have to be 18+ to gain entry (plus the entry fee, natch). Because there’s no alcohol served at Little D’s, the dancers also have to be 18+. The club is open every day from 11 am till 6 am, except Sunday from 6 pm till 4 am. Call the club at 702-366-1141 for reservations, limo, or more info. Nude, no alcohol, 18+
A TVO reader reports that Girl Collection has reopened on weekends. Valet parking was $40 with a $50 admission charge. Call for reservations and more info at 702-410-9999 or 1- (844) 447-5758. Topless, full bar, 21+
♦ Sophia’s has reopened. The club has not updated its website or Facebook page since the shutdown last year, but they are slowly coming to life and getting back to biz. Topless, full bar, 21+
♦ The dancers are back at Talk of the Town. The club is open every day from 4 pm till 2 am. Call the club at (702) 385-1800 for more info. Don’t bother asking for a free limo ride, as this place has no limos. Nude, no alcohol, 18+
♦ Scores is undergoing some major construction but remains open from 8 pm – 7 am daily. For free limo ride and free admission, call: (702) 916-1499. Topless, full bar, 21+
♦ Spearmint Rhino is open seven nights a week — Mon-Thur 9 pm to 5 am, Fri-Sun 9 pm to 8 am. Call 702-796-3600 for reservations, limo transport, etc. Topless, full bar, 21+
♦ The Library (formerly Cheetah’s) is now open 7 days a week from “7 pm till close.” The Library has a webite here. You can call the club at 1-702-384-0074. I don’t see anything on the club website regarding limo service. Topless, full bar, 21+
♦ Play It Again Sam, Chicas Bonitas and Club Platinum are all open again. Still waiting on any signs of life from Honey’s (formerly Legends Room).
Hey Arnold. Big fan. I’m nonalcoholic and wanted to know if I should just go to a nonalcoholic club or just take the loss on the bottle? Thanks.
James: Go to Little Darlings. You might try Talk of the Town if you’re feeling adventurous. Otherwise, overpriced bottles you don’t want but must pay for might be the way to go. Don’t know what else to tell you.