Friday, August 28
Sapphire Pool and Day Club Hosts the Ultimate Fantasy Draft Party Weekend
All weekend Sapphire’s topless pool (pool review / pool website) is hosting fantasy draft parties, they provide bikinied draft hostesses, wi-fi, plus all the amenities of their pool–notably booze, food, and babes. If you’re getting ready for the season with a draft for your fantasy league, Sapphire is the place to do it.
Adult film stars, Heather Howell and Hope Howell, will be hosting the party today. On Champagne Friday the bartenders pour free champagne for female guests from 4-6 pm. The sponsors for the party today Fireball Whiskey and Bud Light–so watch for specials throughout the afternoon.
The weatherman’s predicting 106°F on both Friday and Saturday–nice days to be taking a cool dip with Sapphire’s topless girls.
You can get a VIP dance from one of Sapphire’s babes in between your pomegranate daiquiri and your mango-peach sangria. (There’s a secret back entrance from the pool to Sapphire’s VIP room. )
The cover charge varies, generally from $20 to $30, depending on who’s hosting, who’s performing, and crowd conditions. (Locals are always free.)
Call Sapphire for their free limo at 1.702.869.0003. The $10 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle (a good deal).
Deja Vu Showgirls – Hot Dancers and Free Food, Drink, and Prizes in the Love Boutique
Deja Vu’s Love Boutique, the retail store connected to Deja Vu Showgirls gentlemen’s club (club review / club website) is having a Grand Re-Opening on Friday night starting at 9 pm, with complimentary food, drinks, and prizes. So, check out the store and get some free munchies and cocktails before you head into the club tonight.
Even without the freebies in the store, Deja Vu has the best drink deals going among the major Vegas topless clubs (or any of Vegas’ popular nightclubs), with all drinks (including all beer–domestics and imports, all well drinks, and all call drinks–excluding champagnes, wines, and super premiums) priced at $3 all night. And this $3 deal is good for both locals and out-of-towners. If you’re from out-of-state, you can’t drink cheaper than that in any Vegas strip club or night club I know of.
Deja Vu’s $50 VIP drink & dance package (available online here) includes free limo transport from your hotel, free admission (a $35 savings), a reserved VIP table, $50 in booze, and a 2-for-1 (normally $20 each) couch dance voucher. (Ask in advance if they’ll be able to provide return transportation to your hotel. Sometimes they can. Remember to tip the limo drivers.)
Deja Vu’s private rooms (with a door you can close) start at $150 for 15 minutes, with no extra bar tab or bottle fee. That’s only $10 more than the other major Vegas topless clubs charge for 10 minutes in the group VIP (after you add their $40 bottle fee). Or get 30 minutes for $250 (and that includes a mini-champagne) or 60 minutes for $450 (and that includes a bottle of champagne).
Out-of-staters can get free admission to Deja Vu (a $35 savings) plus your first drink on the house by showing the coupon on the lower right sidebar of our homepage. To use the coupon you must arrive by the club limo or your own car. The coupon isn’t valid if you arrive by cab or anyone else’s limo. Call 1.702.366.1633 for the free club limo.
One of the reasons I rate this club so highly is TVO’s August Dancer of the Month, Shelby Sparks (above). Check out her gallery and see if she doesn’t convince you to call for Deja Vu’s limo.
Saturday, August 29
Palomino Club – Full Bar, No G-strings
Palomino Club (club review / club website) is the only strip club in Vegas with totally nude dancers and a full bar. So if you like watching dancers who ditch their g-strings while you’re enjoying something stronger than Sprite on the rocks, this is the place.
The dancers come out two and three at a time on the main stage for a stage show way beyond the shimmy-shimmy-twerk-twerk you’ll find in the topless clubs.
But don’t take my word for it. Look at the pictures. Start with Lilith and Fiona, our April Dancers of the Month. I’m not kidding, guys, if you like looking at pussy the way I like looking at pussy, get a fistful of dollars and a seat on the rail and you will have a ball.
With domestic beers priced at $8 and drafts at $6, Palomino’s drink prices also beat most of the competition. Most major Vegas strip clubs start at $10+ for a domestic beer.
Palomino’s VIP room is divided into small curtained private rooms for fully nude one-on-one private shows at 3 songs/100, 30 min/250, 60 min/450, and there’s no extra bar tab or bottle fee in the VIP. Nude private shows can also be arranged in the club’s lavish theme rooms located upstairs.
You can get free admission to Palomino (a $30 savings) by calling 1.702.327.7258 for the club’s free limo.
Note: This club gets packed, even on week nights, so arrange for limo pick-up by 10-10:30 pm to make sure both a limo and a good table will be available.
Little Darlings – Where a $20 Nude Lap Dance is in a Private Room
Little Darlings (club review / club website) has an enlightened policy on privacy: they believe in it. All lap dances at Little Darlings are performed in private rooms, where you are alone with the dancer. Prices start at the standard $20/song. There’s no lap dancing out on the main floor.
Private shows are $125 for 15 minutes, $250 for 30 minutes, and $400 for 60 minutes.There’s never an extra bar tab or bottle fee because there’s no liquor. A soft drink is $4. The popcorn is free. This club is easy on your wallet.
Little Darlings has some of the newest, youngest girls on the Vegas strip club scene. Dancers must be 18+. This club recruits from the local high schools.
Many of the dancers here grew up in Vegas, and they’ll tell you they wanted to be dancers since they were kids. This is a showbiz town, so women who dance in strip clubs have more respect here than they have in other cities. Dancers have told me their mothers were dancers and they thought it looked like a great way to live.
Little Darlings’ nude stage show is second to none. You’ll see phenomenal pole work, and floor work so erotic you’ll be compelled to take up a dancer or two on one of the frequent 2-for-1s.
Customers must be 18+ (with ID). Dancers are also 18+.
Admission for locals who arrive in their own cars is $15.
Out-of-towners’ admission is $35, but you can pay the locals’ price of $15 (a $20 savings) by showing the coupon on our home page below the top blog post. To use the coupon, you must arrive in your own car or Little Darlings’ limo. (The coupon also entitles you to a 2-for-the-price-of-1 nude lap dance). Call 1.702.371.2181 to reserve Little Darlings’ free limo.
Sapphire – 400 Dancers, and You
When you first walk into Sapphire (club review / club website) and you see their 400 dancers writhing around topless in guys’ laps, or wandering the floor in skimpy little outfits–with tops designed to come off fast–you’ll be sorry you only have one lap.
If you’re going to the club at peak hours over the weekend, Sapphire’s package deals (buy online) offer excellent value. You get extra liquor value with their packages, plus free limo and admission, but you also get a line pass and a reserved VIP table. Those have real value at this club on weekend nights, when there may not be any other way to find a place to sit down.
Also, if you don’t get in on a package deal, you may be kicked off a table if your table is needed for someone who purchased a VIP package that comes with a table. Even if you’re alone, the VIP60 package gets you a reserved table and provides twice the bang for your buck (see my $ analysis in my club review –link above).
Call 1.702.869.0003 to reserve the club limo. Sapphire will waive the $15 reservations fee if you purchase a 2-for-1 drink ticket–a no brainer.
Sapphire Comedy Hour
If you’re looking for a Vegas-style stand-up comedy show, and you’d rather not spend a small fortune to get in the door, you may want to check out the Sapphire Comedy Hour (show review) that starts at 8 pm every Saturday night in the club’s 300-seat showroom. There’s a separate $20 admission, but compare that to the casino showrooms’ comedy shows that range from $50-$100.
Top working pros (Spanky Hayes and a “surprise guest comedian” tonight), plus a couple burlesque dancers and a dynamite magician make this show a great way for couples to start the evening. Dinner (gourmet Mexican) is available before or during the show (doors open at 7 pm). Call the number above for the club limo.
Sapphire Pool and Day Club – Ultimate Draft Party Continues
The party is hosted today by adult film star Gianna Michaels. That means she’ll be wandering around the pool area with not much on. A bevy of Sapphire dancers will be working on their tans in g-strings and pasties, sometimes splashing around in the pool. Ah, there’s nothing quite like eye candy in the sunshine.
And don’t get so wrapped up in your fantasy draft decisions that you forget that it’s “Selfie Saturday”–which means that if you take a selfie, and post it to any social media site, then show it to one of the bartenders or waitresses, you’ll get your free shot.
The pool party runs from noon to 6 pm. The cover charge for the pool varies, usually from $20 to $30. (Locals always free.) Call Sapphire for their limo at 1.702.869.0003. The $10 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle (a good deal).
MMA Grudge Match at Hustler Club
Hustler Club (club review) is screening Mosley vs. Mayorga II–an MMA grudge match. 7 pm, no extra admission charge.
Crazy Horse III Fantasy Draft Party
Crazy Horse III (club review) is having a Fantasy Football Draft Party hosted by Britney Spear’s ex, rapper Kevin Federline.
Burlesque at the Boom Boom Room
This month’s show features: Fanny Galore, Layla La’Moon, Darby Fox, Miz Charlamay, Danielle Swan, and from Australia–Lyra LaBelle. The Boom Boom Room is the back room at Boomer’s Bar, a locals’ watering hole. Admission prices start at $15 and tix can be purchased in advance at Brown Paper Tickets. Boomer’s Bar, 3200 W Sirius Ave, Las Vegas, 702-368-1863
Sunday, August 30
Sapphire Pool & Day Club – Last Day of the Ultimate Draft Party Weekend
The sponsor today is Taittinger Champagne. If you’re a local (with NV ID), go early. Locals drink free from noon to 2 pm. The party runs from noon to 6 pm.
Hosting the Sapphire Pool and Day Club (pool review / pool website) festivities today will be adult film star Daizha Morgan. At left is a picture I took of Daizha at the Sapphire Pool last month (yes, she lets you take her picture, just ask).
Here’s a tip for out-of-town visitors. If you plan to depart on Sunday, purchase your return flight ticket for late afternoon or early evening so you can spend an afternoon at the Sapphire Pool–a great way to wind up your Vegas vacation.
If you call Sapphire at 1.702.869.0003 after you check out of your hotel, they’ll transport you to the Sapphire Pool in their free club limo, store your luggage, provide you with a locker where you can change clothes, and when you’re done partying at the pool, they’ll limo you and your luggage to the airport in time for your flight. The cost of this service: zip. (But do tip the limo drivers.)
Bikini Bull-Riding at Gilley’s
If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). The 11 pm Bikini Bull-Riding contest is sexy and fun–all amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.