Friday, November 6
Reasons to Go to Palomino Club on Friday Night
Scarlett
Photo by Hew Burney
Palomino Club (club review / club website) is the place you go to when you want to:
1. drink alcoholic beverages at a reasonable price, and
2. watch totally nude stage dancers all night long, and,
3. have those gorgeous dancers available for private 1-on-1 nude shows, and
4. get free admission (for out-of-towners) and free transportation (for groups of 2 or more) by calling for the club’s free limo (number below).
The drink prices (drafts $6, domestics $8) are among the best you’ll find in Vegas strip clubs and those prices are good all night every night for both locals and out-of-towners.
The new upstairs VIP room–the Lipstick Lounge–has clean comfortable booths, each one curtained for privacy. High mileage nude private shows in the Lipstick Lounge start at 3 songs/100. (And the VIP room has no extra bar tab or bottle fee–a rare feature for a Vegas strip club.)
On weekends, you’ll usually find Scarlett, who was our September Dancer of the Month, dancing on stage and available for more intimate private shows. Click the link to view her photo gallery.
Groups of two or more can get free admission to Palomino (a $30 savings for each member of your party) by calling 1.702.327.7258 for the club’s free limo. Locals who arrive in their own cars are always free, but if you arrive late on a busy night, you may be hit with a tab to cover two drinks up front.
| Pro Tip: If you’re a solo guy going to the club, save $20 on the admission charge either by driving yourself or taking a cab to Jerry’s Nugget casino and then walking across the street to Palomino.
If you take a cab directly to Palomino, the cabbie will hit the club with a high head fee and you’ll have to pay the full $30 cover. If you drive yourself or walk over from Jerry’s Nugget, you’ll only pay $10. The cabbies know this trick and might complain, but what the hell, when you need an éclair you need an éclair–the specialty of Jerry’s coffee shop. Or call the club at 1.702.327.7258 to see if they’re picking up a group near you soon. If you’re willing to walk to the casino next door, you may be able to hop aboard the club’s free shuttle with that group. |
Note: Palomino gets packed on the weekends, so arrange for limo pick-up by 10-10:30 pm–or buy a package at the club website–to make sure both a limo and a good table will be available.
Dine with Sal “Ubatz” Polisi at Hustler Club
The “Ubatz” dinner party takes place in the new Fuso Lounge at Hustler Club (club review) every Friday, 5-8 pm. Sal Polisi, one-time mobster, tells personal stories about his life inside the 1970s New York mob, with characters such as John Gotti and Tommy DeSimone. A buffet-style pasta dinner is included.
Tickets are $63.24 for general admission,” and $84.34 for “VIP.” A VIP ticket gets you private access to Sal, a personal QA session, cigar time and green room access before and after the show. For full details and to purchase tickets, go to EventBrite.com.
Saturday, November 7
Sapphire – 400 Lap Dancers Looking for Laps
Ana Is a Sapphire Gem
At Sapphire (club review / club website), 400+ sexy topless dancers wander the floor looking for vacant laps. Find a chair, have a seat, and let the booty come to you. This is what America is all about. Freedom. Fun. Tits.
With Sapphire’s package deals (buy online) you get a discount on the drink prices, plus free limo transport and admission, a line pass and a reserved VIP table. On Saturday nights, if you don’t have a reserved table, you may not get a table–or any other seat (and it’s hard to get a lap dance if you can’t park your ass). Go take a look at their VIP package deals and decide.
If you’re alone, the VIP65 package gets you a reserved table and provides twice the bang for your buck (see my $ analysis in the club review –link above), all expenses considered.
Call 1.702.869.0003 to reserve the club limo. Sapphire will waive the $15 reservations fee if you purchase a 2-for-1 drink ticket–a no brainer.
Sapphire Comedy Hour
The Sapphire Comedy Hour is a showcase of stand-up comics that takes place every Saturday night at 8 pm. There’s a separate $20 admission for the show, but your entry fee gets you into Sapphire (the gentlemen’s club) for no extra charge when the comedy show is over. Compared to most of the comedy shows in casino showrooms–where prices range from $50-$100–this is also a cheap date (a rarity in Vegas). (You can also get a $65 VIP ticket to the Comedy Hour, which includes an open bar from 8 -9:30 pm.)
Top working comics (Kirk McHenry tonight) plus a classy burlesque dancer (Kalani Kokonuts) and a very slick magician (Mon Dre) who does the kind of elegant, graceful miracles that women go gaga for, make this show a pretty sneaky way to get your significant other into a strip club. Expect a lot of risqué humor and off-the-wall banter from the comics as they often use this venue to try out new material, especially stuff that might be strip-club appropriate.
There’s also a dinner option in the Showroom (gourmet Mexican–organic, non-GMO–from the El Dorado Cantina) before or during the show (Showroom doors open 7 pm). Call 1.702.869.0003 for the club limo–the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon.
Live Burlesque in Las Vegas Presents: “Fall Follies”
Live Burlesque in Las Vegas performs at 9 pm (doors at 8:45) the first Saturday of every month in the Boom Boom Room of Boomer’s Bar and Grill . Many of the shows become standing-room only, so get there early to get a good seat.
There are different performers every month. Here’s a review of Live Burlesque in Las Vegas’ January Show.
The Fall Follies features the Accidental Showgirls, Sweetie Bird (Brazil), LaRosa Muerta, Buttercup Delight, Sherri La Shear, Tas DeVille (LA) & Aya Fontaine. Miss Karla Joy emcees, assisted by Chastity Badcock.
Boomer’s is located at 3200 Sirius, in Las Vegas. You can get tickets here. Admission $20; 21+
Little Sassee Cassee at Hustler Club
If you like your women short (like 2’10”), Little Sassy Cassie will be performing multiple times tonight and tomorrow night at Larry Flynt’s Hustler Club (club review). 21+
Sunday, November 8
Sunday Night Football at Crazy Horse III
If you’re looking for a Sunday Night Football viewing party, check out Crazy Horse III (club review). The pizza’s on the house and mix-and-match buckets of beer (5 beers) are $20. It’s a good party.
Bikini Bull-Riding at Gilley’s
If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). The 11 pm Bikini Bull-Riding contest is actually pretty sexy–amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.
