This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Thursday, March 17 (St Patrick’s Day)

Palomino Club–Full Bar, Fully Naked Colleens

Dancer at Palomino Club Las Vegas

Riley Dances at Palomino Club
Photo by Miles Long®

Yes, you can get green beer in the Vegas strip clubs tonight, as well as lovelies like Riley at left, a redheaded Irish lass who dances at Palomino Club (club review / club website). She’s reason enough to go to Palomino tonight, and there are 80 more like her at the club.

Palomino’s also the only club in Vegas with a full bar and totally nude dancers. It also has the wildest, most erotic naked stage show in town.  See Lilith and Fiona’s girl-on-girl show, and TVO’s Dancer of the Month, Scarlett of Palomino Club for some pics taken inside the club.

Fully-nude VIP shows start at three songs for $100 in curtained private booths. There’s no extra bar tab or bottle fee in the VIP.  $6 drafts, $8 bottles (for locals and out-of-towners alike) make the club an outstanding value.

You can also get green beer in half the casino bars and night clubs in town–St. Patrick’s Day is always a big party night in Vegas, a night devoted to serious drinking and revelry.  That means it’s not a great night to be driving around town.

Palomino’s $60 “Flying Solo” package gets you free round-trip transportation by the club limo, free admission, a line pass and two drinks–or roughly $90 in value. Don’t waste your money on cab fare and cover charge. You can get a lap dance or two with what you save.

Groups of two or more can get free admission to Palomino (a $30 savings for each member of your party) by calling 1.702.327.7258 for the club’s free limo. Locals who arrive in their own cars are free, but if you arrive late on a busy night, you may be hit with a tab to cover two drinks up front.

Note: Palomino is a popular club that gets packed at peak hours, so arrange for limo pick-up by 9:30-10:00 pm–or buy a package at the club website–to make sure both a limo and a good table will be available.  You must be 21+.

Sapphire – Where There’s Always More than a Handful of Fun

Sapphire Las Vegas Dancer

Brittnay Is a Sapphire Gem

Some guys go to Sapphire (club review / club website) on Saint Paddy’s for the $30 Guinness buckets (of 5). Some guys go for the special prices on Jameson whiskey. Some guys go for the camaraderie with their Irish friends.

But most guys go for the tits. That’s the one thing Sapphire has more of than any other strip club in Vegas. 400 gorgeous topless dancers. Do the math.

The $30 buckets of Guinness are an online special only, and include transportation to the club, front of line admission, no cover charge, and your first round of shots free (in addition to the bucket). Other packages are available for solo guests and groups (order on Sapphire’s website here), or call the club at 702-869-0003 to reserve the club limo and the VIP package of your choice.

This makes Sapphire one of the least expensive places in Vegas to hang out tonight, especially if you’re looking to drink and have fun with a lot of topless babes who specialize in up-close-and-personal lap dancing.

Sapphire is a great club for couples and tonight would be a good date night at Sapphire. Women are invited to wear their sexiest green outfits to compete in a “Sexy Shamrock” contest. There will also be raffles where prizes like VIP dances and bottle service packages can be won.

Crazy Horse III

Crazy Horse III (club review) will be serving $5 Jameson shots tonight.

Hustler Club

Hustler Club (club review) is advertising $5 green drafts and $10 Irish Car Bombs.

Dr Sketchy’s Anti-Art School at Artifice

Dr. Sketchy’s Anti-Art School is a life/figure drawing session where burlesque dancers pose while you draw and paint pictures of them. Since this is in a bar, you can drink while you’re struggling for inspiration.

This event happens on the third Thursday of every month at the Artifice Bar downtown. The featured model tonight is Maria the Snake Babe, whose pic (at left) I stole from her Facebook page. Looks like a kinky St. Patrick’s at the Artifice.

The drawing session runs from 8 – 11 pm. The Artifice is located at 1025 First Street, Las Vegas. Bring your art supplies. No talent required. Must be 21+. No cover charge but tipping the models is encouraged.

Go check out the cool art by Dr. Sketchy’s artists from around the world on Dr. Sketchy’s Tumblr page.

Friday, March 18

Sapphire – Mia Malkova Featured on Stage and Available for Private VIP Dances

Dancer at Sapphire Las Vegas

Jessica Ann is a Sapphire Gem
Won’t You Help Her Untie Her Top?

Sapphire (club review / club website) is a lap dance aficionado’s Mecca. With 400+ gorgeous dancers in g-strings and tiny tops, this is where you come for an erotic hands-on experience.

Tonight (Friday), in addition to the lap dance scene, Sapphire is featuring adult film star Mia Malkova, who has appeared in such widely acclaimed films as Double Trouble for Tied Up Girlfriends and Halloween Bondage Treats.  She’ll performing live on stage and looking for guys who’d like to get up close and personal with her, partying at her private table or getting her into a Skybox for a private show. Mia won the AVN Award for Best New Starlet in 2014.

You can reserve a seat at Mia’s VIP table with a two-hour open bar for $135, or set up a private steak and lobster dinner date with Mia online here. For more information, see Sapphire Offers a Girlfriend Experience with Adult Film Stars.

With Sapphire’s other package deals (available online) you get a discount on drink prices, plus free limo transport and admission, a line pass and a reserved VIP table–a real value because seats are hard to come by at peak hours and it’s hard to get a lap dance if you can’t find a place to sit down.

If you’re alone, the VIP65 package gets you a reserved table and provides extra bang for your buck (see my $ analysis in the club review–link above), all expenses considered.  Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo or you will be charged the $35 entry fee. 

You can also get free admission by driving yourself or calling for the free club limo at 702-869-0003. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle–a no-brainer.)

Hustler Club Features Kota Sky

Porn star Kota Sky (aka Dakota Skye) will be the feature performer at Hustler Club (club review) Friday and Saturday night.

Saturday, March 19

Sapphire – Heather Vahn

Tonight at Sapphire (club review / club website) it’s adult film star Heather Vahn, star of the bondage classics, Cuties in Captivity and Natural Beauties Plastic Wrapped.  Heather will be performing on stage and available for private shows when she’s not on stage.

Packages start at $135 to join the featured star at her private VIP table (open bar included) and run to $1600 for a full steak-and-lobster dinner date and Skybox private show with the star of your choice.  Get all the details and book your package at Sapphire’s website online here.

For more information, see Sapphire Offers a Girlfriend Experience with Adult Film Stars.

With Sapphire’s other package deals (available online) you get a discount on drink prices, plus free limo transport and admission, a line pass and a reserved VIP table–a real value because seats are hard to come by at peak hours and it’s hard to get a lap dance if you can’t find a place to sit down.

Get free admission by driving yourself or calling for the free club limo at 702-869-0003. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle–a no-brainer.)

Sapphire Comedy Hour

The Sapphire Comedy Hour showcases up-and-coming stand-up comics every Saturday night at 8 pm. Your $20 entry fee gets you into Sapphire’s main room for no extra charge when the comedy show is over. You can also get a $65 VIP ticket to the Comedy Hour, which includes limo transport and admission, plus an open bar from 8 -9:30 pm.

Top working comics that change weekly (tonight Ryan Cole and a guest comic TBA) plus a classy burlesque dancer (Kalani Kokonuts) and a fine magician (Mon Dre, who is suave and reminiscent of the young Lance Burton) make this a great way to get your wife or girlfriend into a strip club. Expect a lot of risqué humor and off-the-wall banter from the comics as they often use this venue to try out new material, especially over-the-edge stuff that might be strip-club appropriate.

There’s also a dinner option in the Showroom (gourmet Mexican from the El Dorado Cantina) before or during the show. Showroom doors open at 7 pm.

Call 1.702.869.0003 for the club limo–the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon.

Nerdlesque at Artifice

Nerdlesque is celebrating its third birthday tonight with Doctor Who and burlesque performances by Dahlia Darkholm, Jack O’Hartz, Loon A Tik, Mae du Luc, Miss Miranda Glamour, Neon, and 
Egypt Blaque Knyle. 
Doors are at 7:30 show starts at 8:00. $10, full bar, 21+

Sunday, March 20

Bikini Bull-Riding at Gilley’s

If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). The 11 pm Bikini Bull-Riding contest is actually pretty sexy–amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.
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