Friday, May 6
Palomino Club – Full Bar and Full Nude – A Match Made in Vegas
Reagan Reilly Dances Regularly at Palomino Club
Harvard University did a study to find out what goes with what. Psychologists drew up a list 100 things people enjoy, ranging from Barbie dolls to bar-b-que, hot rods to hot dogs, sunsets to sundaes, and the two things paired together by most men as items that are so much better when they’re together than when they’re apart were beer and pussy.
“Actually, everything goes better with pussy,” said Dr. Cyril Obsolvado, who conducted the study. “We found some differences by nationality. The Irish liked Guinness and pussy. Russians chose vodka and pussy. The French, by and large, chose a fine Chardonnay and pussy.”
Palomino Club (club review / club website), with its full bar and fully nude dancers, is the only strip club in Vegas where you can get any of these alcoholic beverages with pussy.
With $6 drafts and $8 domestics and wells, you won’t find better drink prices in a major Vegas strip club, especially for Vegas visitors who are often charged more than locals for drinks in the other strip clubs.
Palomino has the hottest stage show in Vegas, with dancers that are pushing the limits of what’s allowed. No other Vegas club even tries to compete on this level. Check out Lilith and Fiona’s girl-on-girl show and Scarlett of Palomino Club for an idea of what you’re in for.
The dancers are couples friendly. Bring your wife or girlfriend. You’re in Vegas. That’s why you’re here.
The upstairs VIP room has all private curtained booths, so you’re alone with the dancer for the club’s fully-nude private VIP dances. Many of the dancers like entertaining couples in private also. Plus, there’s no extra bar tab in the VIP. If you get a $100 VIP dance, you don’t get hit with an extra fee for drinks. Go to this club once and you’ll know why it’s a locals’ favorite.
On a Friday night, you’ll find 70 – 80 dancers who look so good naked you’ll never want to leave the club, which, fortunately stays open till 7 am on the weekends.
Palomino’s $60 “Flying Solo” package gets you free round-trip transportation by the club limo, free admission, a line pass and two drinks–or roughly $90 in value. Don’t waste your money on cab fare and cover charge. You can get a lap dance with what you save.
Groups of two or more can get free admission to Palomino (a $30 savings for each member of your party) by calling 1.702.327.7258 for the club’s free limo. Locals who arrive in their own cars are free, but if you arrive late on a busy night, you may be hit with a tab to cover two drinks up front. The club also offers packages that are a good deal for couples and groups. Do not take a cab here, or you will pay a $30 cover charge.
Note: Palomino is a popular club that gets packed at peak hours, so arrange for limo pick-up by 9:30-10:00 pm–or buy a package at the club website–to make sure both a limo and a good table will be available. Although dancers only have to be 18+, you must be 21+.
Sapphire – 400 Lap Dancers Make for the Wildest Scene in Town
KJC is a Sapphire Gem
Sapphire (club review / club website) has 400+ dancers at peak hours, a few performing on the club’s three stages but most walking through the crowd in skimpy lingerie, looking for an opportunity to doff their tops. These girls have tits and their tits need attention. Do something about it. If you’re a guy with a pocket full of twenties, all you need is a seat and you become the opportunity these dancers are looking for. They get to take their tops off, and you’ve got your hands full.
Sapphire is the world’s largest gentlemen’s club and a world-class lap dance orgy.
As icing on the cake, tonight (Friday, May 6), Sapphire will be featuring porn star Tasha Reign–both on stage and available for private VIP dances. Tasha was cute as a kitten with a ball of yarn in the heartwarming story of young girls coming of age in Slumber Party Cupcake Sluts.
Packages start at $135 to join Tasha at her private VIP table (open bar included) and go to $1600 for a full steak-and-lobster dinner date and Skybox private show with her (reserve Tasha packages online here). Packages include free limo transport to the club, a line pass, free admission and the royalty treatment at the most elegant club in town. For more information and a schedule of porn stars to come, see Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire.
A Skybox package with Tasha includes not only the free limo transport to Sapphire, the line pass, and free admission, but also a private steak and lobster dinner date with the star, which includes a $500 champagne credit, strawberries and whipped cream, and an hour alone with Bridgette in the Skybox for $1600.00. For more information, see Tasha Reign and Tori Black Get Down and Dirty at Sapphire.
If you’re coming mainly for the lap dance scene, the VIP65 package or packages for couples/groups (available online) get you a reserved table, the royalty treatment, and extra bang for your buck (see my $ analysis in the club review–link above), all expenses considered. Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo or you will be charged the $35 entry fee.
You can also get free admission by driving yourself or calling for the free club limo at 702-869-0003. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle–a no-brainer.)
At the Sapphire Pool
The Sapphire pool (pool review /pool website) is now open every Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, noon to 6 pm. This is the topless pool where the Sapphire dancers party, work on their tans and are available for private dances. Best pool party in Vegas. The girls with pink wristbands (see photo at right) are Sapphire dancers and they can lead you through the secret back door of the club to a VIP room. It’s like a strip club in the sunshine.
For more information, see How to Do the Sapphire Pool in Style.)
Call for the free club limo at 702-869-0003. Packages are available here that include limo transport to the pool, a line pass, free admission, a reserved lounge chair, and $50 in food and beverages, all for $70.
Saturday, May 7
Sapphire – Tori Black Heats Up the House on Stage, then Comes Down for Private Shows
On Saturday night, a different porn star, Tori Black, will be performing on stage at Sapphire (club review / club website) and looking for guys to have fun with in the VIP or Skyboxes. You may recall Tori as the star of the tender love story Big Night Sticks, Little White Chicks.
You can reserve a seat at Tori’s VIP table with a two-hour open bar for $135 or set up a private steak and lobster dinner date with her online here. For more information, see Tasha Reign and Tori Black Get Down and Dirty at Sapphire.
With Sapphire’s other package deals (available online) you get a discount on drink prices, plus free limo transport and admission, a line pass and a reserved VIP table–a real value because seats are hard to come by at peak hours and it’s hard to get a lap dance if you can’t find a place to sit down.
If you’re alone, the VIP65 package gets you a reserved table and provides extra bang for your buck, all expenses considered. Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo or you will be charged the $35 entry fee.
You can also get free admission by driving yourself or calling for the free club limo at 702-869-0003. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle–a no-brainer.)
Sapphire Comedy Hour
The Sapphire Comedy Hour showcases up-and-coming stand-up comics in the club Showroom every Saturday night at 8 pm. Your $20 entry fee not only gets you into the comedy show, but also into Sapphire’s main room for no extra charge when the comedy show is over. You can also get a $65 VIP ticket to the Comedy Hour, which includes limo transport and admission, plus an open bar from 8 -9:30 pm.
Top working comics (tonight Tommy Tallarino) plus a classy burlesque dancer (Buttercup Delight tonight!) and a fine magician (Mon Dre, who is suave and reminiscent of the young Lance Burton) make this a great way to get your wife or girlfriend into a strip club. Hosted by Donnie Johnson, expect a lot of risqué humor and off-the-wall banter from the comics as they often use this venue to try out new material, especially over-the-edge stuff.
There’s also a dinner option in the Showroom (gourmet Mexican from the El Dorado Cantina–great food) before or during the show. Showroom doors open at 7 pm.
Call 1.702.869.0003 for the club limo–the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon.
At the Sapphire Pool
On Saturday (noon to 6 pm), Tasha Reign (who was the feature performer in the club on Friday night) will continue partying at the Sapphire Pool (pool review /pool website). Same deal as before – hot topless babes in the sunshine, playing tittie ball in the water, getting into spur-of-the-moment squirt gun fights, and if a girl is wearing a pink wristband, she’s available for private dances in the VIP. An only-in-Vegas pool party. Sapphire provides an abundance of go-go dancers, beach balls, sunglasses, and squirt guns at no extra charge.
Packages are available here that include limo transport to the pool, a line pass, free admission, a reserved lounge chair, and $50 in food and beverages, all for $70.
Live Burlesque in Las Vegas at Boomer’s
Blanche DeBris will be emceeing “Saturday Nude Live” with Molly Boom Boom as her stage kitten. Featured performers include SinSity Pearl, Neon, Kitschy Koo, Buttercup Delight, Suzil Von, LaRosa Muerta, Sugar Shagmore and Loon-A-Tik. You can find my review of the show here.
Doors at 8:45 pm, show at 9:00 pm. $15 pre-sale tickets available here. $20 cash at the door. Boomer’s Bar is located at 3200 W Sirius, Las Vegas.
After Hours at Crazy Horse III
Starting at 3 am tonight (Saturday), it’s DJ Karma at Crazy Horse III. The $50 package deal gets you transportation to the club, free entry, and a $60 beverage voucher.
Sunday, May 8
Sapphire Pool & Day Club
Tori Black, the featured porn star in the club Saturday night, will be partying some more at the Sapphire Pool & Day Club (pool review /pool website) today, Sunday. See Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire and How to Do the Sapphire Pool in Style. This is the pool where the Sapphire dancers sunbathe and the ones wearing the pink wristbands are available for VIP dances through a secret back entrance to the club.
On Sundays, the Sapphire Pool has a special deal for Vegas visitors who are flying out on Sunday evening. Sapphire will pick you up at your hotel in their limo, transport you and your luggage to the pool, store your luggage while you party at the pool, then give you a ride to the airport later that afternoon in time for your flight.
No charge for this service (but be a sport and tip the limo drivers). Call for the free club limo at 702-869-0003. Packages are available here that include limo transport to the pool, a line pass, free admission, a reserved lounge chair, and $50 in food and beverages, all for $70.
Bikini Bull-Riding at Gilley’s
If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). The 11 pm Bikini Bull-Riding contest is actually pretty sexy–amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.
