Friday, May 13
Palomino Club – Full Bar, Fair Prices – No G-Strings Attached
Kimmy Dances at Palomino Club
Photo by Miles Long
@MilesLong4Real
Bottom line – if you think dancers look best naked, Palomino Club (club review / club website) is the place to be. And this is especially true if you like to enjoy an adult beverage as you appreciate the most erotic stage show in Vegas (or anywhere else). These woman are gorgeous and they push the limits. All stage dancers are available for topless lap dances and fully-nude private VIP shows.
The stage show makes Palomino an excellent club to take your wife or girlfriend to. The dancers are couples friendly. Check out Lilith and Fiona’s girl-on-girl show for an idea of what you’re in for.
With $6 drafts and $8 domestics and wells, you won’t find better drink prices in a major Vegas strip club, especially for Vegas visitors who are often charged more than locals for drinks in the other strip clubs.
The upstairs VIP room has all private curtained booths, so you’re alone with the dancer for your private show. Plus, there’s no extra bar tab in the VIP. If you get a $100 VIP dance, you don’t get hit with an extra fee for drinks.
On a Friday night, you’ll find 70 – 80 dancers who look so good naked you’ll never want to leave the club, which, fortunately stays open till 7 am on the weekends.
Palomino’s $60 “Flying Solo” package gets you free round-trip transportation by the club limo, free admission, a line pass and two drinks–or roughly $90 in value. Don’t waste your money on cab fare and cover charge. You can get a lap dance with what you save.
Groups of two or more can get free admission to Palomino (a $30 savings for each member of your party) by calling 1.702.327.7258 for the club’s free limo. Locals who arrive in their own cars are free, but if you arrive late on a busy night, you may be hit with a tab to cover two drinks up front. The club also offers packages that are a good deal for couples and groups. Do not take a cab here, or you will pay a $30 cover charge.
Note: Palomino is a popular club that gets packed at peak hours, so arrange for limo pick-up by 9:30-10:00 pm–or buy a package at the club website–to make sure both a limo and a good table will be available. Although dancers only have to be 18+, you must be 21+.
Sapphire – Porn Queen Veronica Vain Heats Up Dennis Rodman’s Birthday Bash
Brittnay Is a Sapphire Gem
Dennis Rodman is back at Sapphire (club review / club website) tonight to celebrate his 55th birthday. And adult film star Veronica Vain – famous for leaving her Wall Street job to get into porn – will be partying at Sapphire tonight as well. Veronica’s first film, Screwing Wall Street (2015), caused the markets to hit all time highs when it was released.
According to the Wall Street Journal, Veronica was once a highly-paid consultant to some of the biggest hedge fund managers in the biz. So you can party with Veronica for investment advice, or you can party with her for her bodacious body.
Veronica will both be performing on stage and available for private VIP dances. VIP dances start at $140 and include a $40 bar tab. Packages start at $135 to join Veronica at her private VIP table (open bar included) and go to $1600 for a full steak-and-lobster dinner date and Skybox private show with her (reserve packages online here). Packages include free limo transport to the club, a line pass, free admission and the royalty treatment at the most elegant club in town. For more information and a schedule of porn stars to come, see Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire.
But what Sapphire is most famous for is the wildest lap dance scene in town, with 400+ gorgeous dancers walking through the crowd in skimpy lingerie, looking for a lap to get snuggly in. Bring twenties, and don’t hesitate to ask a club host to send over dancers of the type you most prefer.
The VIP65 package for solo guys and packages for couples/groups (available online) get you not only free limo transport, a line pass, extra value on drinks and the royalty treatment, but a reserved table – very important at this club, where at peak hours it can be hard to find a place to sit down. Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo or you will be charged the $35 entry fee.
You can also get free admission by driving yourself or calling for the free club limo at 702-869-0003. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle–a no-brainer.)
At the Sapphire Pool and Day Club
The Sapphire topless pool (pool review /pool website) is now open every Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, noon to 6 pm. This is the pool where the Sapphire dancers party and work on their tans. This is also the pool where you can take a break from the sun and get a private topless dance in the club VIP–just ask any girl who is wearing a pink wristband. Sapphire Pool and Dayclub is like a strip club in the sunshine.
For more information, see How to Do the Sapphire Pool in Style.
Call for the free club limo at 702-869-0003. Packages are available here that include limo transport to the pool, a line pass, free admission, a reserved lounge chair, and $50 in food and beverages, all for $70.
Saturday, May 14
Porn Star Christiana Cinn and Lap Dance Heaven
On Saturday night, a different porn star, Christiana Cinn, will be performing on stage at Sapphire (club review / club website) and looking for guys to have fun with in the VIP or Skyboxes. Christiana is best known for her performance in the mainstream comedy, All American Bikini Car Wash, though most serious film critics acknowledge that her talents as an actress were much better displayed in Let’s Bang the Babysitter 3.
Christiana will be available for private dances and even a dinner date when not on stage. (Reserve Christiana’s packages online here). The EPA has targeted Christiana for her effect on global warming. Climate scientists advise getting her into your lap before the Earth melts.
You can reserve a seat at Christiana’s VIP table with a two-hour open bar for $135 or set up a private steak and lobster dinner date with her online here.
With Sapphire’s other package deals (available online) you get a discount on drink prices, plus free limo transport and admission, a line pass and a reserved VIP table–a real value because seats are hard to come by at peak hours and it’s hard to get a lap dance if you can’t find a place to sit down.
If you’re alone, the VIP65 ($65) package gets you a reserved table and provides extra bang for your buck, all expenses considered. Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo or you will be charged the $35 entry fee.
You can also get free admission by driving yourself or calling for the free club limo at 702-869-0003. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle–a no-brainer.)
Sapphire Comedy Hour
The Sapphire Comedy Hour showcases up-and-coming stand-up comics in the club Showroom every Saturday night at 8 pm. Your $20 entry fee not only gets you into the comedy show, but also into Sapphire’s main room for no extra charge when the comedy show is over. You can also get a $65 VIP ticket to the Comedy Hour, which includes limo transport and admission, plus an open bar from 8 – 9:30 pm.
Top working comics (tonight Jeremy Flores and Jimmie Lee) plus a classy burlesque dancer (Buttercup Delight) and a fine magician (Mon Dre, who is suave and reminiscent of the young Lance Burton) make this a great way to get your wife or girlfriend into a strip club. Hosted by Donnie Johnson, expect a lot of risqué humor and off-the-wall banter from the comics as they often use this venue to try out new material, especially over-the-edge stuff.
There’s also a dinner option in the Showroom (gourmet Mexican from the El Dorado Cantina–great food) before or during the show. Showroom doors open at 7 pm.
Call 1.702.869.0003 for the club limo–the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon.
At the Sapphire Pool – Dennis Rodman’s Birthday Party Continues – Gettin’ Wet with Veronica Vain
On Saturday (noon to 6 pm), Veronica Vain (the feature performer in the club on Friday night) continues partying at the Sapphire Pool (pool review /pool website), along with Dennis Rodman and a whole lot of Sapphire dancers wearing teeny bikinis and little to nothing else. Same deal as before – hot topless babes in the sunshine, playing tittie ball in the water, getting into spur-of-the-moment squirt gun fights, and if a girl is wearing a pink wristband, she’s available for private dances in the VIP. An only-in-Vegas pool party. Sapphire provides an abundance of go-go dancers, beach balls, sunglasses, and squirt guns at no extra charge.
Packages are available here that include limo transport to the pool, a line pass, free admission, a reserved lounge chair, and $50 in food and beverages, all for $70.
UFC 198 Viewing Party at Crazy Horse III – plus DJ Skratchy After Hours
Crazy Horse III (club review) is another club that will be screening UFC 198. They have a $50 package that includes limo transport, admission, and a $60 drink voucher. The pizza is free and there will be beer bucket specials throughout the fight (in the past, 5 bottles, mix-and-match, $20).
Also, starting at 3 am tonight (Saturday), it’s DJ Skratchy for After Hours. The $50 package deal gets you transportation to the club, free entry, and a $60 beverage voucher.
UFC 198 Viewing Party at Hustler Club
Hustler Club (club review) is advertising the fight though no details are provided on their website or Facebook page. In the past they’ve had beer and well specials and free pizza.
Sunday, May 15
Sapphire Pool & Day Club
Christiana Cinn, who was the featured porn star in the club Saturday night, will be partying some more at the Sapphire Pool & Day Club (pool review /pool website) today, Sunday. See Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire and How to Do the Sapphire Pool in Style. This is the pool where the Sapphire dancers party and the ones wearing the pink wristbands are available for VIP dances through a secret back entrance to the club.
On Sundays, the Sapphire Pool has a special deal for Vegas visitors who are flying out on Sunday evening. Sapphire will pick you up at your hotel in their limo, transport you and your luggage to the pool, store your luggage while you party at the pool, then give you a ride to the airport later that afternoon in time for your flight.
No charge for this service (but be a sport and tip the limo drivers). Call for the free club limo at 702-869-0003. Packages are available here that include limo transport to the pool, a line pass, free admission, a reserved lounge chair, and $50 in food and beverages, all for $70.
Bikini Bull-Riding at Gilley’s
If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). The 11 pm Bikini Bull-Riding contest is actually pretty sexy–amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.
