This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, May 20

Palomino Club  – Nude Dancers, Full Bar, Wildest Stage Show, and Real Privacy in the VIP

Palomino Club Las Vegas Dancer

Scarlett Dances at Palomino Club

Palomino Club (club review / club website) is the only strip club in Vegas that has a full bar and totally nude dancers both on stage and in the VIP rooms.

The dancers who perform at Palomino make this club something special. A few years ago a group of exceptionally talented dancers arrived and started egging each other on to ever better pole dancing, strip tease, girl on girl shows, and the like, and they attracted other talented dancers who brought some tricks of their own, and the whole thing just keeps on going so the stage show is constantly getting more and more wild and sexy.

If you’re thinking of bringing your wife or girlfriend to a strip club for the first time, Palomino would be an excellent choice. The dancers are couples friendly and great fun to party with. Check out Lilith and Fiona’s girl-on-girl show for a preview of the entertainment that awaits you.

The bar sells $6 drafts and $8 domestics and wells for locals and out-of-towners alike. You won’t find better drink prices in any major Vegas strip club, especially for Vegas visitors who often must pay more than locals for drinks in other Vegas strip clubs.

You’ll find all private curtained booths in the upstairs VIP room – good for focusing on the naked girl you’re with –  and there’s no extra bar tab required. If you get a $100 nude VIP dance, the total cost is $100.

On Friday nights, you’ll find 70 – 80 dancers who look so good naked you’ll never want to leave the club, which, fortunately stays open till 7 am on the weekends.

Palomino’s $60 “Flying Solo” package gets you free round-trip transportation by the club limo, free admission, a line pass and two drinks–or roughly $90 in value. Don’t waste your money on cab fare and cover charge. You can get a lap dance with what you save.

Groups of two or more can get free admission to Palomino (a $30 savings for each member of your party) by calling 1.702.327.7258 for the club’s free limo. Locals who arrive in their own cars are free, but if you arrive late on a busy night, you may be hit with a tab to cover two drinks up front.  The club also offers packages that are a good deal for couples and groups. Do not take a cab here, or you will pay a $30 cover charge.

Note: Palomino is a popular club that gets packed at peak hours, so arrange for limo pick-up by 9:30-10:00 pm–or buy a package at the club website–to make sure both a limo and a good table will be available.  Although dancers only have to be 18+, you must be 21+.

Sapphire – The World’s Largest Gentlemen’s Club and Wildest Lap Dance Scene

Sapphire Las Vegas Dancer

Mika is a Sapphire Gem

Sapphire (club review / club website) is where you go when you want to cozy up with a topless girl or two (or three, or a dozen). This is lap dance central in Las Vegas for guys who like high mileage. Really gorgeous women with tits to die for are everywhere you look at peak hours–literally uncountable hundreds of them walking the floor in skimpy lingerie. Bring twenties. If there’s a specific type of dancer you’re most interested in – big tits, little tits, short, black, blond, whatever – just tell any of the club’s helpful hosts and they’ll be happy to steer your preferred type to your table as long as you’re at the club.

Porn queen Eva Lovia – star of Tasty Tootsies, Knockout Knockers, and Massive Curves – will also be performing at Sapphire Friday night, both on stage and available for private VIP dances. Packages start at $135 to join Eva at her reserved table (open bar included) and go up to $1600 for a full steak-and-lobster dinner date and Skybox private show with her (reserve packages online here). Packages include free limo transport to the club, a line pass, free admission and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in town. For more information and a schedule of porn stars to come, see Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire.

The VIP65 package for solo guys and packages for couples/groups (available online) get you not only free limo transport, a line pass, extra value on drinks and the royalty treatment, but a reserved table – very important at this club, where it can be hard to find a place to sit down on the weekends. 

You can also get free admission by driving yourself or calling for the free club limo at 702-869-0003. Do not take a cab or commercial limo or you will be charged the $35 entry fee. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle–a no-brainer.)

The Sapphire Pool and Day Club

Sapphire Las Vegas Pool and Dayclub Dancer

At Sapphire Pool, the Girls with the Pink Wristbands are Dancers at the Club

The Sapphire topless pool (pool review /pool website) is now open every Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, from noon to 6 pm. This is the pool where the Sapphire dancers work on their tans.  This is also the pool where you can take a break from the sun and get a private topless dance in the club VIP – just ask any girl who’s wearing a pink wristband. The Sapphire Pool and Day Club is like a strip club in the sunshine.

For more information, see How to Do the Sapphire Pool in Style.

Call for the free club limo at 702-869-0003.  Packages are available here that include limo transport to the pool, a line pass, free admission, a reserved lounge chair, and $50 in food and beverages, all for $70.

Saturday, May 21

Porn Star Kleio Valentien Heats Up Sapphire on Saturday Night

Kleio Valentien

Kleio Valentien at Sapphire Saturday Night

On Saturday night, Kleio Valentien – – star of BBQ Titmasters, Drill Her Ass, and No Panties Allowed – will be performing on stage at Sapphire (club review / club website) and looking for guys to have fun with in the VIP or Skyboxes. You can reserve a seat at Kleio’s table with a two-hour open bar for $135 or set up a private steak and lobster dinner date with her online here.

With Sapphire’s other package deals (available online) you get a discount on drink prices, plus free limo transport and admission, a line pass and a reserved VIP table – a real value because seats are hard to come by at peak hours and it’s hard to get a lap dance if you don’t have an available lap.

If you’re alone, the VIP65 ($65) package gets you a reserved table and provides extra bang for your buck, all expenses considered. 

You can also get free admission by driving yourself or calling for the free club limo at 702-869-0003.   Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo or you will be charged the $35 entry fee. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle – a no-brainer.)

Sapphire Comedy Hour

If you want to watch some of today’s top standup comics try out new material and experiment with edgier humor than they might try on a typical tourist crowd, the Sapphire Comedy Hour is the Vegas hot spot for comics to get crazy and let loose.

This show only happens once a week – in the Sapphire Showroom every Saturday night at 8 pm. If you’ve been pricing standup comedy shows in Vegas casino showrooms (typically $50-$100 cover charges), you’ll find Sapphire’s $20 entry fee a great bargain for a Vegas comedy show.  Plus, that entry fee gets you into Sapphire’s main room for no extra charge when the comedy show is over.

You can also get a $65 VIP ticket to the Comedy Hour, which includes limo transport and admission, plus an open bar from 8 – 9:30 pm. (Let me know if you ever find a casino comedy show that matches that deal!)

Top working comics (tonight Diaz Mackie and Rachel Lovey) plus a classy burlesque dancer (Buttercup Delight) and a fine magician (Mon Dre, who is suave and reminiscent of the young Lance Burton) make this a great way to get your wife or girlfriend into a strip club. Hosted by Donnie Johnson, expect a lot of risqué humor and over-the-edge stuff.

There’s also a dinner option in the Showroom (gourmet Mexican from the El Dorado Cantina–great food) before or during the show. Showroom doors open at 7 pm.

Call 1.702.869.0003 for the club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon.

At the Sapphire Pool

On Saturday (noon to 6 pm), Eva Lovia (who was the feature performer in the club on Friday night) continues partying at the Sapphire Pool (pool review /pool website), along with a whole lot of Sapphire dancers wearing teeny bikinis and little to nothing else. Same deal as before – hot topless babes in the sunshine, playing titty ball in the water, getting into spur-of-the-moment squirt gun fights, and if a girl is wearing a pink wristband, she’s available for private dances in the VIP. An only-in-Vegas pool party. Sapphire provides an abundance of hot go-go dancers, beach balls, sunglasses, and squirt guns at no extra charge.

Packages are available here that include limo transport to the pool, a line pass, free admission, a reserved lounge chair, and $50 in food and beverages, all for $70.

Crazy Horse III – DJ Crooked After Hours

Starting at 3 am tonight (Saturday) at Crazy Horse III (club review) it’s DJ Crooked for the After Hours party. The $50 package deal gets you transportation to the club, free entry, and a $60 beverage voucher.

Nerdlesque at Artifice

Need I say this is burlesque for nerds? What if I tell you the theme for tonight is “Trek Wars” – an all Star Trek / Star Wars extravaganza with girls removing garments in space? Doors open at 7:30, show at 8. Cover $10. Full bar. 21+.  The Artifice is located at 1025 First St, Suite #100, in downtown Las Vegas.

Sunday, May 22

Sapphire Pool & Day Club

Kleio Valentien, who was the featured porn star in the club Saturday night, will be partying some more at the Sapphire Pool & Day Club (pool review /pool website) today, Sunday. See Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire and How to Do the Sapphire Pool in Style. This is the pool where the Sapphire dancers party – the ones wearing the pink wristbands are available for VIP dances (they will take you into the VIP through a secret back entrance to the club).

On Sundays, the Sapphire Pool has a special deal for Vegas visitors who are flying out on Sunday evening. Sapphire will pick you up at your hotel in their limo, transport you and your luggage to the pool, store your luggage while you party at the pool, then give you a ride to the airport later that afternoon in time for your flight.

No charge for this service (but be a sport and tip the limo drivers). Call for the free club limo at 702-869-0003. Packages are available here that include limo transport to the pool, a line pass, free admission, a reserved lounge chair, and $50 in food and beverages, all for $70.

A Poker Tournament Hosted by Mike “the Mouth” Matusow? At Sapphire?

Yes, there is a  no-limit hold’em poker tournament in the Sapphire Showroom on Sunday night. This annual event is a fund raiser for the Sapphire Foundation for Prostate Cancer. The buy-in/donation is $300 and the tournament is hosted by Mike Matusow. Your buy-in includes a ticket for the cocktail party and dinner at 7 pm, with the tournament starting at 8 pm. RSVP to 702-869-0003, or reserve your seat online here.

Bikini Bull-Riding at Gilley’s

If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). The 11 pm Bikini Bull-Riding contest is actually pretty sexy–amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.


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