This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, May 27

Sapphire – a Lap Dance Fantasyland (with Porn Star Nina Elle Tonight!)

Felicia is a Sapphire Gem

Felicia is a Sapphire Gem

Most men would agree that if you don’t snuggle up to a topless girl at least once a week, once a day, or for some guys, multiple times per hour, your life isn’t really worth living. All men have a minimum daily requirement for breasts. Only you know what your personal requirement is, but one thing’s for certain, you can fulfill that requirement at Sapphire (club review / club website) where uncountable hundreds of topless lap dancers are looking for guys with twenties.

Bring twenties. You’ll have a ball. Be prepared for a night of getting turned on by girls you’ll never meet in your normal life. This is titty fantasyland.

Any of the club’s  hosts will be helpful in steering dancers to your table if you tell them the type you’re looking for – big tits, little tits, short, black, blond, Asian – whatever. You’re not required to tip hosts for this service, but if a host is particularly good at meeting your needs, a tip is appreciated.

Tonight, porn queen Nina Elle, a former dental hygienist who quit polishing teeth to start polishing other areas of the human anatomy, will be dancing on stage and available for private shows, including a dinner date (reserve early). Voluptuous Nina was at her best in Overworked Titties, though most film critics would argue her starring role in Finger Lickin Girlfriends 3 was her most accomplished performance.

Packages start at $135 to join Nina at her reserved table (open bar included) and go up to $1600 for a full steak-and-lobster dinner date and Skybox private show with her (reserve packages online here). Packages include free limo transport to the club, a line pass, free admission and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in town. For more information and a schedule of porn stars to come, see Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire.

If you’re going mainly for the lap dances, the VIP65 package for solo guys and packages for couples/groups (available online) get you not only free limo transport, a line pass, extra value on drinks and the royalty treatment, but a reserved table – very important at this club, where it can be hard to find a place to sit down on the weekends.

You can also get free admission by driving yourself or calling for the free club limo at 702-869-0003. Do not take a cab or commercial limo or you will be charged the $35 entry fee. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle–a no-brainer.)

The Sapphire Pool and Day Club

The Sapphire topless pool (pool review /pool website) is now open every Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, from noon to 6 pm. This is the pool where the Sapphire dancers work on their tans.  This is also the pool where you can take a break from the sun and get a private topless dance in the club VIP – just ask any girl who’s wearing a pink wristband. The Sapphire Pool and Day Club is like a strip club in the sunshine.

For more information, see How to Do the Sapphire Pool in Style.

Call for the free club limo at 702-869-0003.  Packages are available here that include limo transport to the pool, a line pass, free admission, a reserved lounge chair, and $50 in food and beverages, all for $70.

Babes

Babes (club review), a small locals’ topless club way out on on the east side is celebrating Memorial Day Weekend by featuring $25 Bud Light buckets and $5 Jell-O shots all weekend long.

Saturday, May 28

Reagan Reilly at Palomino Club – Full Bar, Full Nude

Reagan Reilly

Reagan Reilly  will be
at Palomino Club Saturday

See Reagan Reilly before she takes off on tour again. She will be dancing at Palomino Club (club review / club website) tonight. This is the best place to see Reagan dance because the stage dancing at Palomino is completely nude, and Reagan’s also available for nude private shows. Here’s your chance to see one of God’s finest creations in all her natural splendor.

Reagan Reilly will be competing in the Exotic Dance Invitationals in Florida next week, then hitting clubs in half a dozen other states until the Gentlemen’s Club Expo in New Orleans in August. (You can see her full schedule here. If she comes anywhere near your town, go out of your way to see her.)

Palomino is the only strip club in Vegas that has both a full bar and fully nude stage dancing and private shows. The stage show is the best in Vegas because the dancers compete with each other to be the wildest and sexiest and most unpredictable. You will see things on stage here that you won’t see in the topless clubs. See Lilith and Fiona’s girl-on-girl show for an idea.

Palomino is couples-friendly. My wife loves this club. The dancers are fun to party with.

The bar sells $6 drafts and $8 domestics and wells for locals and out-of-towners alike.

In the upstairs Lipstick Lounge (the club’s VIP), you’ll find all private curtained booths–great for concentrating on the naked girl you’re with.  And there’s no extra bar tab required. Bring your drink with you. If you get a $100 nude VIP dance, the total cost is $100.

On Friday nights, you’ll find 70 – 80 dancers who look so good naked you’ll never want to leave the club, which, fortunately stays open till 7 am on the weekends.

Palomino’s $60 “Flying Solo” package gets you free round-trip transportation by the club limo, free admission, a line pass and two drinks–or roughly $90 in value. Don’t waste your money on cab fare and cover charge. You can get a lap dance with what you save.

Groups of two or more can get free admission to Palomino (a $30 savings for each member of your party) by calling 1.702.327.7258 for the club’s free limo. Locals who arrive in their own cars are free, but if you arrive late on a busy night, you may be hit with a tab to cover two drinks up front.  The club also offers packages that are a good deal for couples and groups. Do not take a cab here, or you will pay a $30 cover charge.

Note: Palomino is a popular club that gets packed at peak hours, so arrange for limo pick-up by 9:30-10:00 pm–or buy a package at the club website–to make sure both a limo and a good table will be available.  Although dancers only have to be 18+, you must be 21+.

Sapphire – 400 Lap Dancers and Riley Steele

Riley Steele at Sapphire on Saturday

Riley Steele at Sapphire on Saturday

On Saturday night, the featured porn star at Sapphire (club review / club website) will be Riley Steele. You’ll see her on stage and she’ll be available for private shows that feature more personal contact. Riley’s best known for some of her mainstream stuff – do you remember the Cinemax series “The Girl’s Guide to Depravity”? Riley was in every episode. If you’re a porn aficionado, you may also remember her tender portrayal of a young girl facing an existential crisis in Trouble at the Slumber Party.

You can reserve a seat at Riley’s table with a two-hour open bar for $135 or set up a private steak and lobster dinner date with her online here.

With Sapphire’s other package deals (available online) you get a discount on drink prices, plus free limo transport and admission, a line pass and a reserved VIP table – a real value because seats are hard to come by at peak hours and it’s hard to get a lap dance if you don’t have an available lap.

If you’re alone, the VIP65 ($65) package gets you a reserved table and provides extra bang for your buck, all expenses considered. 

You can also get free admission by driving yourself or calling for the free club limo at 702-869-0003.   Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo or you will be charged the $35 entry fee. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle – a no-brainer.)

Sapphire Comedy Hour

This comedy show is a great place to bring your wife or girlfriend. The Sapphire Showroom is a 300-seat theater with table seating and the crowd is mostly couples. There’s a full bar and cocktail service throughout the show.

The $20 tickets are a bargain, where most of the casino showroom comedy show tix are in the $50 – 100 range. The entry fee gets you into Sapphire’s main room for no extra charge when the comedy show is over.

Watch some of today’s top standup comics try out new material and experiment with edgier humor. The Sapphire Comedy Hour is the Vegas hot spot for up-and-coming comics to get crazy and let loose.

The show starts at 8 pm.

You can also get a $65 VIP ticket to the Comedy Hour, which includes limo transport and admission, plus an open bar from 8 – 9:30 pm.

Top working comics (tonight Chris Simpson, Phil Peredo, and Steve Heyl) plus a classy burlesque dancer (Buttercup Delight, who looks like her name – adorably cute) and a fine magician (Mon Dre, who is suave and reminiscent of the young Lance Burton) make this a great way to get your wife or girlfriend into a strip club. Hosted by Donnie Johnson.

There’s also a dinner option in the Showroom (gourmet Mexican from the El Dorado Cantina–great food) before or during the show. Showroom doors open at 7 pm.

Call 1.702.869.0003 for the club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon.

At the Sapphire Pool with Nina Elle

SapphirePool WOn Saturday (noon to 6 pm), Nina Elle (who was the feature performer in the club on Friday night) continues partying at the Sapphire Pool (pool review /pool website), along with a whole lot of Sapphire dancers wearing teeny bikinis and little to nothing else.

This is the best pool party in Vegas if your idea of of pool party means lots of topless babes in thongs and flip-flops, catching rays, playing titty ball in the water, and getting into spur-of-the-moment squirt gun fights.  If a girl is wearing a pink wristband (see pic at left), she’s available for private dances in the Sapphire VIP. An only-in-Vegas pool party. Sapphire provides an abundance of hot go-go dancers, beach balls, sunglasses, and squirt guns at no extra charge.

Packages are available here that include limo transport to the pool, a line pass, free admission, a reserved lounge chair, and $50 in food and beverages, all for $70.

K-Fed at Crazy Horse III

Kevin Federline – Britney Spears’ ex – will be doing a DJ set at Crazy Horse III (club review) on Saturday night. The $50 package deal gets you transportation to the club, free entry, and a $60 beverage voucher.

Sunday, May 29

Sapphire Pool & Day Club – Party Hard with Riley Steele

Riley Steele, who was the featured porn star in the club Saturday night, will be partying some more at the Sapphire Pool & Day Club (pool review /pool website) today, Sunday. See Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire and How to Do the Sapphire Pool in Style. This is the pool where the Sapphire dancers party – the ones wearing the pink wristbands are available for VIP dances (they will take you into the VIP through a secret back entrance to the club).

On Sundays, the Sapphire Pool has a special deal for Vegas visitors who are flying out on Sunday evening. Sapphire will pick you up at your hotel in their limo, transport you and your luggage to the pool, store your luggage while you party at the pool, then give you a ride to the airport later that afternoon in time for your flight.

No charge for this service (but be a sport and tip the limo drivers). Call for the free club limo at 702-869-0003. Packages are available here that include limo transport to the pool, a line pass, free admission, a reserved lounge chair, and $50 in food and beverages, all for $70.

Bikini Bull-Riding at Gilley’s

If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). The 11 pm Bikini Bull-Riding contest is actually pretty sexy–amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.
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