Friday, June 3
Palomino Club – Fully Nude, Full Bar, Wildest Stage Show in Town
If you’re over 21 and you’d like to have an adult beverage while you’re watching young beautiful women get naked, Palomino Club (club review / club website) is the only club in town where you can do it. The topless joints are for the guys who’ve already seen enough pussy. Palomino Club’s for those of us who can never get enough.
And Palomino’s stage show is the best in Vegas not only because the dancers get naked, but because they compete with each other to see who can put on the wildest and sexiest show. You’ll see the best pole dancing in town, girl on girl shows, and the hottest striptease–see Lilith and Fiona’s girl-on-girl show and TVO’s Dancer of the Month, Scarlett to get an idea. As for what you’ll see in the nude private shows, well – that’s between you and the dancer.
Palomino is couples-friendly. It’s a great place to bring your wife or girlfriend for an erotic date.
$6 drafts and $8 domestics and wells are available all night long for locals and out-of-towners alike.
In the upstairs Lipstick Lounge (the club’s VIP), you’ll find all private curtained booths–great for concentrating on the naked girl who’s teasing you. And there’s no extra bar tab required–if you get a $100 nude VIP dance, the total cost is $100.
On weekend nights, you’ll find 80+ dancers who look so good naked you’ll never want to leave the club, which, fortunately stays open till 7 am on the weekends.
Palomino’s $60 “Flying Solo” package gets you free round-trip transportation by the club limo, free admission, a line pass and two drinks–or roughly $90 in value. Don’t waste your money on cab fare and cover charge. You can get a lap dance with what you save.
Groups of two or more can get free admission to Palomino (a $30 savings for each member of your party) by calling 1.702.327.7258 for the club’s free limo. Locals who arrive in their own cars are free, but if you arrive late on a busy night, you may be hit with a tab to cover two drinks up front. The club also offers packages that are a good deal for couples and groups. Do not take a cab here, or you will pay a $30 cover charge.
Note: Palomino is a popular club that gets packed at peak hours, so arrange for limo pick-up by 9:30-10:00 pm–or buy a package at the club website–to make sure both a limo and a good table will be available. Although dancers only have to be 18+, you must be 21+.
Porn Star Alexis Texas at Sapphire – the World’s Largest Gentlemen’s Club
If your idea of the perfect lap dance club is a babe bacchanal, with uncountable hundreds of beautiful women walking the floor in skimpy outfits, just aching to take their tops off for any guy who wants to cuddle up and provide a little titty attention, you will find Sapphire (club review / club website) to be perfection.
If you tell one of the friendly hosts the type of girls you’re most interested in – big tits, little tits, short, black, blond, Asian, whatever – they’ll be more than helpful in steering your type to your table. You’re not required to tip hosts for this, but if a host is particularly good at meeting your needs, a tip before you leave is appreciated.
This could also be your night to get a major porn star in your lap. Alexis Texas – who’s appeared in hundreds of hardcore films including Bubble Butt Babysitters and Anal Buffet 5 – will be dancing on stage and available for private shows, including a full-fledged dinner date.
Packages start at $135 to join Alexis at her reserved table (open bar included) and go up to $1600 for a full steak-and-lobster dinner date and Skybox private show with her (reserve packages online here). Packages include free limo transport to the club, a line pass, free admission and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in town. For more information and a schedule of porn stars to come, see Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire.
If you’re going mainly for the lap dances, the VIP65 package for solo guys and packages for couples/groups (available online) get you not only free limo transport, a line pass, extra value on drinks and the royalty treatment, but a reserved table – very important at this club, where it can be hard to find a place to sit down on the weekends. It is a genuine tragedy not to have a place to sit down at the best lap dance club on earth.
You can also get free admission by driving yourself or calling for the free club limo at 702-869-0003. Do not take a cab or commercial limo or you will be charged the $35 entry fee. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle–a no-brainer.)
The Sapphire Pool and Day Club
The Sapphire topless pool (pool review /pool website) is now open every Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, from noon to 6 pm. This is the pool where the Sapphire dancers work on their tans. This is also the pool where you can take a break from the sun and get a private high-mileage topless dance in the club VIP – just ask any girl who’s wearing a pink wristband (see pic at right). The Sapphire Pool and Day Club is like a strip club in the sunshine.
For more information, see How to Do the Sapphire Pool in Style.
Call for the free club limo at 702-869-0003. Packages are available here that include limo transport to the pool, a line pass, free admission, a reserved lounge chair, and $50 in food and beverages, all for $70.
Saturday, June 4
The Party Continues at Sapphire – Las Vegas’ Lap Dance Orgy
On Saturday night, once more, the featured porn star at Sapphire (club review / club website) will be Alexis Texas. You’ll see her on stage and she’ll be available for private shows that feature more personal contact.
You can reserve a seat at Alexis’ table with a two-hour open bar for $135 or set up a private steak and lobster dinner date with her online here.
With Sapphire’s other package deals (available online) you get a discount on drink prices, plus free limo transport and admission, a line pass and a reserved VIP table – a real value because seats are hard to come by at peak hours and it’s hard to get a lap dance if you don’t have an available lap.
If you’re alone, the VIP65 ($65) package gets you a reserved table and provides extra bang for your buck, all expenses considered.
You can also get free admission by driving yourself or calling for the free club limo at 702-869-0003. Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo or you will be charged the $35 entry fee. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle – a no-brainer.)
UFC 199 Viewing Party at Sapphire
It’s Rockhold vs. Bisping for the Middleweight title tonight. Sapphire (club review / club website) screens the fights on three giant 100″ HD monitors in the club’s 300-seat Showroom. There’s an all-you-can-eat buffet ($15 extra) serving up chow that’s more than a cut above the pizza available at most other strip clubs that screen sporting events. In the past these buffets have included barbecue, gourmet Mexican food, something Alfredo, and various hors d’oeuvres, salads and desserts–all served at the proper temperature by a professional catering staff.
Tickets to Sapphire’s Showroom for UFC 199 are $20 for locals or $35 for out-of-towners (assuming you drive yourself or arrive in Sapphire’s limo). My advice would be to call the club at 702-869-0003 to arrange for free limo transport or buy a package deal online. If you’re alone, they have an $80 UFC package that covers admission plus $50 in drinks, the all-you-can-eat buffet, free limo transport, a reserved VIP table and a line pass. Sapphire’s Showroom doors open at 6 pm for the preliminary bouts.
After the fights, you exit into Sapphire’s main room where 400+ lap dancers (and Alexis Texas) are waiting to entertain you.
At the Sapphire Pool and Day Club – Playboy Model Lindsey Pelas
This is the best pool party in Vegas if your idea of of pool party means lots of topless babes in thongs and flip-flops, catching rays, playing titty ball in the water, and getting into spur-of-the-moment squirt gun fights. If a girl is wearing a pink wristband, she’s available for private dances in the Sapphire VIP (she can lead you there through a secret back entrance). An only-in-Vegas pool party. Sapphire provides an abundance of hot go-go dancers, beach balls, sunglasses, and squirt guns at no extra charge.
Packages are available here that include limo transport to the pool, a line pass, free admission, a reserved lounge chair, and $50 in food and beverages, all for $70.
Crazy Horse III
Crazy Horse III (club review) will be screening UFC 199 on Saturday night. The $50 package deal gets you transportation to the club, free entry, and a $60 beverage voucher. Expect free pizza and beer bucket specials (typically five mix-n-match bottles for $20) throughout the fights.
Hempfest After Party at Hustler Club
Hustler Club (club review) will be the scene of a “Hempfest After Party,” with hip-hopper Afroman and hosted by MTV’s Spanky, plus a “Dangerous” tribute to Michael Jackson at Midnight.
Sunday, June 5
Sapphire Pool & Day Club – Alexis Texas in the Sunshine
Alexis Texas, who was the featured porn star in the club Friday and Saturday night, will be partying some more at the Sapphire Pool & Day Club (pool review /pool website) today, Sunday. See Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire and How to Do the Sapphire Pool in Style. This is the pool where the Sapphire dancers party – the ones wearing the pink wristbands are available for VIP dances (they will take you into the VIP through a secret back entrance to the club).
On Sundays, the Sapphire Pool has a special deal for Vegas visitors who are flying out on Sunday evening. Sapphire will pick you up at your hotel in their limo, transport you and your luggage to the pool, store your luggage while you party at the pool, then give you a ride to the airport later that afternoon in time for your flight.
No charge for this service (but be a sport and tip the limo drivers). Call for the free club limo at 702-869-0003. Packages are available here that include limo transport to the pool, a line pass, free admission, a reserved lounge chair, and $50 in food and beverages, all for $70.
Burly-Q-Revue at Double Down Saloon
The Burly-Q-Revue will be featured tonight (Sunday, June 5) at the Double Down Saloon. Nomi Malone will be emceeing the show, with Sin City Sunshine, Suzil Von, Tia Cione, and the Balloon Master. Live music by Dr. Harpo and the Ace-Tones.
The Double Down Saloon is a popular locals’ hangout known for burlesque, comedy, novelty acts, weird indescribable shows and strange drink concoctions. Don’t forget to try the Bacon Martini, or, if you’re feeling especially brave, the Ass Juice–both house specialties.
If you want to get out of the tourist hot spots and see where the locals party, the Double Down Saloon is located at 4640 S Paradise Rd, Las Vegas. No cover. Starts 9 pm. Full bar. 21+
Bikini Bull-Riding at Gilley’s
If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). The 11 pm Bikini Bull-Riding contest is actually pretty sexy–amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.