This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, June 10

Palomino Club – Full Bar, Fully Nude

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Dlseena at Palomino Club

Let’s say you’re a serious connoisseur of pussy, and by that I mean that when it comes to judging pussy, you’re not a rank amateur. You’ve spent years looking at pussy, you’ve really studied pussy both domesticated and in the wild, and you know what you like.

Then you go to a Vegas strip club and all the pussy is hidden by g-strings. WTF? This is Vegas dammit! Where’s the pussy?

Thank heavens for Palomino Club (club review / club website), the only strip club in Vegas with a full bar where the dancers perform nude – both on stage and in the VIP rooms.

Palomino’s stage show is the best in Vegas not only because the dancers get naked, but because they compete with each other to see who can put on the sexiest show. You’ll see the best pole dancing in town, girl on girl shows, and the hottest striptease, and more pussy in the wild than you’ve ever seen in one place — see Lilith and Fiona’s girl-on-girl show and TVO’s Dancer of the Month, Scarlett to get an idea.

As for what you’ll see in the nude private shows, well – that’s between you and the dancer. Be polite and generous and you’ll have a real good time.

Palomino is also couples-friendly. It’s a great place to bring your wife or girlfriend for an erotic date. The stage show is so good women are comfortable here, and many dancers go out of their way to connect with women in the audience.

$6 drafts and $8 domestics are available all night long for locals and out-of-towners alike.

In the Lipstick Lounge (the club’s VIP), you’ll find all private curtained booths–great for concentrating on the naked girl who’s teasing you.  And there’s no extra bar tab required–if you get a $100 nude VIP dance, the total cost is $100.

On weekend nights, you’ll find 80+ dancers who look so good naked you’ll never want to leave the club, which, fortunately stays open till 7 am on the weekends.

Palomino’s $60 “Flying Solo” package gets you free round-trip transportation by the club limo, free admission, a line pass and two drinks–or roughly $90 in value. Don’t waste your money on cab fare and cover charge. You can get a lap dance with what you save.

Groups of two or more can get free admission to Palomino (a $30 savings for each member of your party) by calling 1.702.327.7258 for the club’s free limo. Locals who arrive in their own cars are free, but if you arrive late on a busy night, you may be hit with a tab to cover two drinks up front.  The club also offers packages that are a good deal for couples and groups. Do not take a cab here, or you will pay a $30 cover charge.

Note: Palomino is a popular club that gets packed at peak hours, so arrange for limo pick-up by 9:30-10:00 pm–or buy a package at the club website–to make sure both a limo and a good table will be available.  Although dancers only have to be 18+, you must be 21+.

Sapphire – World’s Largest Gentlemen’s Club and Lap Dance Orgy

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Jessica Ann Is a Sapphire Gem

Sapphire (club review / club website) is all about the wildest lap dance scene in town. At peak hours on a Friday night you’ll see uncountable hundreds of beautiful women in skimpy lingerie all looking to get topless, up close and personal with any guy who has a seat and looks ready for fun.

Let’s say you’re a guy who thinks tits are not only attractive, but something you’d like to have a lot more of in your life. At Sapphire, you can have more tits in one night than you ever dreamed possible, and you will have them in your face, up against your body, and in your hands.  Sapphire is a high-mileage man’s paradise. (YMMV – It’s always up to the dancer. Be polite.)

Plus, let’s say there’s a specific type of girl that really turns you on – Asians, blonds, redheads, big tits, little tits–whatever your preference, just talk to one of the Sapphire hosts and he will be more than helpful in steering your type to your table. Don’t hesitate to ask–the club wants you to be happy.  You’re not required to tip hosts for this, but a tip is always appreciated–if you’re looking to be entertained for a couple hours or more, just slip the host a twenty and think of it as an investment in a perfect evening.

Tonight Only, Get Porn Star Jynx Maze in Your Lap!

Jynx Maze – whose performance in Anal Acrobats 9 has the International Olympics Committee considering a new event for the next summer games – will be dancing on stage and available for private shows. Yes, you can get the acrobatic Jynx in your lap tonight.

Packages start at $135 to join Jynx at her reserved table (open bar included) and go up to $1600 for a full steak-and-lobster dinner date and Skybox private show with her (reserve packages online here). Packages include free limo transport to the club, a line pass, free admission and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in town. For more information and a schedule of porn stars to come, see Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire.

If you’re going mainly for the lap dances, the VIP65 package for solo guys and packages for couples/groups (available online) get you not only free limo transport, a line pass, extra value on drinks and the royalty treatment, but a reserved table – very important at this club, where it can be hard to find a place to sit down on the weekends.  It is a genuine tragedy not to have a place to sit down at the best lap dance club on earth.

You can also get free admission by driving yourself or calling for the free club limo at 702-869-0003. Do not take a cab or commercial limo or you will be charged the $35 entry fee. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle–a no-brainer.)


The Sapphire Pool and Day Club

SapphirePool VThe Sapphire topless pool (pool review /pool website) is now open every Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, from noon to 6 pm. This is the pool where the Sapphire dancers come to party and work on their tans.  This is also the pool where you can take a break from the sun and get a private high-mileage topless dance in the club VIP – just ask any girl who’s wearing a pink wristband (see pic). The Sapphire Pool and Day Club is like a strip club in the sunshine.

For more information, see How to Do the Sapphire Pool in Style.

Call for the free club limo at 702-869-0003.  Packages are available here that include limo transport to the pool, a line pass, free admission, a reserved lounge chair, and $50 in food and beverages, all for $70.


Burlesque at the Baobab Stage

Lou Lou Roxy emcees a burlesque show featuring both old-style striptease and the more modern (and crazy) neo-burlesque. The Baobab Stage is located in Town Square (on the south end of the Strip). The show is at  9 pm. $25


Saturday, June 11

Sapphire Features Adult Film Star Reena Sky

On Saturday night at Sapphire (club review / club website), the lap dance orgy continues with featured porn star Reena Sky, who did a wonderful portrayal of a modern girl’s career-choice dilemma in Cum-Stained Casting Couch 9. Reena will perform on stage and she’ll be available for private shows if you’re looking for more personal contact.

You can reserve a seat at Reena’s table with a two-hour open bar for $135, a nice way to hang out and flirt with her before getting a VIP dance – or you can set up a private steak and lobster dinner date with her in advance online here.

With Sapphire’s other package deals (available online) you get a discount on drink prices, plus free limo transport and admission, a line pass and a reserved VIP table – a real value because seats are hard to come by at peak hours and it’s hard to get a lap dance if you don’t have an available lap.

If you’re alone, the VIP65 ($65) package gets you a reserved table and provides extra bang for your buck, all expenses considered. 

You can also get free admission by driving yourself or calling for the free club limo at 702-869-0003.   Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo or you will be charged the $35 entry fee. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle – a no-brainer.)


Sapphire Pool and Day Club – Like a Strip Club in the Sunshine

On Saturday (noon to 6 pm), porn star Jynx Maze (see Friday Night above) will be partying at the Sapphire Pool (pool review /pool website), along with a whole lot of Sapphire dancers wearing thongs and little else.

This is the best pool party in Vegas if your idea of of pool party means lots of topless babes in thongs and flip-flops, catching rays, playing titty ball in the water, and getting into spur-of-the-moment squirt gun fights.  If a girl is wearing a pink wristband, she’s available for private dances in the Sapphire VIP (she can lead you there through a secret back entrance). An only-in-Vegas pool party. Sapphire provides an abundance of hot go-go dancers, beach balls, sunglasses, and squirt guns at no extra charge.

Packages are available here that include limo transport to the pool, a line pass, free admission, a reserved lounge chair, and $50 in food and beverages, all for $70.


Babes’ Black Light Party

Babes (club review), a topless joint way out on the east side of town, is advertising a Black Light Party (with glow-in-the-dark body painting) on Saturday night. Will customers be allowed to paint the dancers? I’ll have to check into this. Babes is one of the better out-of-way locals’ clubs. $25 buckets of Bud Light.


World Naked Bike Ride

Okay all you brave two-wheeled souls, the pre-party in the parking lot of the Erotic Heritage Museum starts at 6 pm. There will be free food, free beverages (non-alcoholic), vendors, bike mechanics, and a live DJ.

This is a FREE event. You can get more details about it here. Just bring your bike and your bod, wearing as little as you can. EHM recommends at least pasties and g-strings as Vegas does have indecent exposure laws.

There is no published route. According to EHM, “Cyclists will decide what the best route is for them on the ride, there is no predetermined route.”

This is guerrilla theater guys. This is the people taking to the streets. This is not an authorized parade. This is crazy Fun with a capital F and a lot of other crazy fun people. Body paint and creative props are encouraged. I love these EHM people.


Burlesque Roulette at Artifice

Burlesque Roulette is a burlesque show based on a crazy idea … What if the performers had to spin a wheel to randomly determine which song they had to strip to? And what if the person picking the songs had a weird sense of humor? That’s the way it works in Burlesque Roulette for each performer’s second number. The performer picks the music for her first act. The wheel picks the music for her second.

The performers taking their clothes off to unusual music tonight will be Molly Boom Boom, Tina Cione, Tommy Lazer, and Suzil Von. Stage kitten JP Nomi Malone. Emcee Miranda Glamour. The Artifice is located at 1025 First Street, Las Vegas. 9 pm. $10. Full bar. Must be 21+.


Sunday, June 12

Sapphire Pool & Day Club

Reena Sky, who was the featured porn star in the club Saturday night, will be partying some more at the Sapphire Pool & Day Club (pool review /pool website) today, Sunday. See Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire and How to Do the Sapphire Pool in Style. This is the pool where the Sapphire dancers party – the ones wearing the pink wristbands are available for VIP dances (they will take you into the VIP through a secret back entrance to the club).

On Sundays, the Sapphire Pool has a special deal for Vegas visitors who are flying out on Sunday evening. Sapphire will pick you up at your hotel in their limo, transport you and your luggage to the pool, store your luggage while you party at the pool, then give you a ride to the airport later that afternoon in time for your flight.

No charge for this service (but be a sport and tip the limo drivers). Call for the free club limo at 702-869-0003. Packages are available here that include limo transport to the pool, a line pass, free admission, a reserved lounge chair, and $50 in food and beverages, all for $70.


Bikini Bull-Riding at Gilley’s

If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). The 11 pm Bikini Bull-Riding contest is actually pretty sexy–amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.


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