Friday, June 17
Sapphire – World Class Lap Dance Orgy with Uncountable 100s of Dancers
If your idea of a good night is one where an endless series of gorgeous women remove their tops to undulate all over you, wearing nothing but a g-string and heels, then Sapphire (club review / club website) would be a good choice on this hot Friday night. You can expect to find 400+ lap dancers wandering through the crowd at peak hours. Bring twenties and have a ball.
And Sapphire’s hosts are there to work for you. If there’s a specific type of girl that really turns you on, just talk to one of the hosts and he’ll do his best to steer your type to your table. Sapphire has a club policy of treating all guests like VIPs. You’re not required to tip hosts for taking care of you, but a tip is always appreciated.
Tonight Sapphire is featuring porn star Maddy O’Reilly – who wowed the critics with her riveting performance in the futuristic thriller, Elastic Assholes 12 – both on stage and available for private shows. Yes, you can get the acrobatic Maddy alone, undressed, and in your lap tonight.
Packages start at $135 to join Maddy at her reserved table (open bar included) and go up to $1600 for a full steak-and-lobster dinner date and Skybox private show with her (reserve packages online here). Packages include free limo transport to the club, a line pass, free admission and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in town. For more information and a schedule of porn stars to come, see Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire.
If you’re going mainly for the lap dances, the VIP65 package for solo guys and packages for couples/groups (available online) get you not only free limo transport, a line pass, extra value on drinks and the royalty treatment, but a reserved table – very important at this club, where it can be hard to find a place to sit down on the weekends.
You can also get free admission by driving yourself or calling for the free club limo at 702-869-0003. Do not take a cab or commercial limo or you will be charged the $35 entry fee. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle–a no-brainer.)
The Sapphire Pool and Day Club – Like a Strip Club in the Sunshine
The Sapphire topless pool (pool review /pool website) is now open every Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, from noon to 6 pm. This is the pool where the Sapphire dancers come to party and work on their tans. This is also the pool where you can take a break from the sun and get a private high-mileage topless dance in the club VIP – just ask any girl who’s wearing a pink wristband. The Sapphire Pool and Day Club is like a strip club in the sunshine.
For more information, see How to Do the Sapphire Pool in Style.
Call for the free club limo at 702-869-0003. Packages are available here that include limo transport to the pool, a line pass, free admission, a reserved lounge chair, and $50 in food and beverages, all for $70.
Saturday, June 18
Palomino Club – Fully Nude, Full Bar, Most Erotic Stage Show in Town
Many tourists don’t know the most erotic stage show in Vegas is not in a casino showroom, nor is it in any of this town’s topless gentlemen’s clubs. The wildest, most erotic stage show – fully nude all night long – is on the main stage at Palomino Club (club review / club website).
Palomino’s show isn’t just a little bit wilder than the competition. It’s on a whole other level of wild–like a naked Cirque show. You’ll see the best pole dancing in Vegas, girl on girl shows, the hottest striptease, and more fine pussy than you’ve ever seen in one place – see Lilith and Fiona’s girl-on-girl show and TVO’s Dancer of the Month, Scarlett to get an idea. It’s a great place to bring your wife or girlfriend for an erotic date.
These are some of the hottest, most talented dancers ever assembled in one room – and they all dance naked.
Palomino is also the only club in Vegas with a full bar and fully nude dancers–not only on stage, but in the private curtained booths of the VIP (great for concentrating on the naked girl who’s teasing you).
Reagan Reilly on Stage Tonight
On weekend nights, you’ll find 80+ dancers who look so good naked you’ll never want to leave the club, which, fortunately stays open till 7 am on the weekends.
Tonight (Saturday), Reagan Reilly will be performing on stage and available for private shows. Reagan is a TVO Dancer of the Month and a regular TVO contributor. She was Miss Nude Wisconsin 2014 and has won exotic dancer awards nationwide. Palomino is her home club and it’s a special treat on nights when she’s here. I saw Reagan dance at Palomino a few nights ago. A more perfect female body does not exist and she’s charming if you can get her alone.
Palomino features $6 drafts and $8 domestics all night long for locals and out-of-towners alike.
Palomino’s $60 “Flying Solo” package gets you free round-trip transportation by the club limo, free admission, a line pass and two drinks–or roughly $90 in value. Don’t waste your money on cab fare and cover charge. You can get a lap dance with what you save.
Groups of two or more can get free admission to Palomino (a $30 savings for each member of your party) by calling 1.702.327.7258 for the club’s free limo. Locals who arrive in their own cars are free, but if you arrive late on a busy night, you may be hit with a tab to cover two drinks up front. The club also offers packages that are a good deal for couples and groups. Do not take a cab here, or you will pay a $30 cover charge.
Note: Palomino is a popular club that gets packed at peak hours, so arrange for limo pick-up by 9:30-10:00 pm–or buy a package at the club website–to make sure both a limo and a good table will be available. Although dancers only have to be 18+, you must be 21+.
Sapphire Features Adult Film Star Yurizan Beltran
On Saturday night at Sapphire (club review / club website), the lap dance orgy continues with featured porn star Yurizan Beltran, who starred in the aptly-named educational film, The Big Bust Theory. Yuri will perform on stage and she’ll be available for private shows if you’re looking for more personal contact. Be careful in the VIP with her. One of her most popular pornos is titled Bet I Can Make You Come.
You can reserve a seat at Yuri’s table with a two-hour open bar for $135, a nice way to hang out and flirt with her before getting a VIP dance – or you can set up a private steak and lobster dinner date with her in advance online here.
With Sapphire’s other package deals (available online) you get a discount on drink prices, plus free limo transport and admission, a line pass and a reserved VIP table – a real value because seats are hard to come by at peak hours and it’s hard to get a lap dance if you don’t have an available lap.
If you’re alone, the VIP65 ($65) package gets you a reserved table and provides extra bang for your buck, all expenses considered.
You can also get free admission by driving yourself or calling for the free club limo at 702-869-0003. Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo or you will be charged the $35 entry fee. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle – a no-brainer.)
Sapphire Pool and Day Club
On Saturday (noon to 6 pm), porn star Maddy O’Reilly (see Friday above) will be partying at the Sapphire Pool (pool review /pool website), along with a whole lot of Sapphire dancers wearing thongs and little else.
This is the best pool party in Vegas if your idea of a pool party means lots of topless babes in thongs and flip-flops, catching rays, playing titty ball in the water, and getting into spur-of-the-moment squirt gun fights. If a girl is wearing a pink wristband (see pic), she’s available for private dances in the Sapphire VIP (she can lead you there through a secret back entrance). An only-in-Vegas pool party. Sapphire provides an abundance of hot go-go dancers, beach balls, sunglasses, and squirt guns at no extra charge. Fun for singles, couples, and groups.
Packages are available here that include limo transport to the pool, a line pass, free admission, a reserved lounge chair, and $50 in food and beverages, all for $70.
Crazy Horse III – Kevin Federline DJ Set
Britney Spears’ ex Kevin Federline will be doing a late night DJ set at Crazy Horse III (club review) on Saturday night. The $50 package deal gets you transportation to the club, free entry, and a $60 beverage voucher.
Babes Hosts Motorcycle Show
Babes (club review), a locals’ topless club on the east side, will be having a motorcycle showcase in their parking lot Saturday afternoon 3 – 5 pm. Trophies for classic, custom, and sport bikes. $5 pints. This is a benefit for Shriners’ Children’s Hospital.
Nerdlesque at Artifice
This is a burlesque show for nerds. The theme for tonight is “As See on TV.” Expect nerdy girls in horn-rimmed glasses to be removing their clothes as popular television characters. Doors open at 7:30, show at 8. Cover $10. Full bar. 21+. The Artifice is located at 1025 First St, Suite #100, in downtown Las Vegas.
Sunday, June 19
Sapphire Pool & Day Club
Yurizan Beltran, who was the featured porn star in the club Saturday night, will be partying some more at the Sapphire Pool & Day Club (pool review /pool website) today, Sunday. See Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire and How to Do the Sapphire Pool in Style. This is the pool where the Sapphire dancers party – the ones wearing the pink wristbands are available for VIP dances (they will take you into the VIP through a secret back entrance to the club).
On Sundays, the Sapphire Pool has a special deal for Vegas visitors who are flying out on Sunday evening. Sapphire will pick you up at your hotel in their limo, transport you and your luggage to the pool, store your luggage while you party at the pool, then give you a ride to the airport later that afternoon in time for your flight.
No charge for this service (but be a sport and tip the limo drivers). Call for the free club limo at 702-869-0003. Packages are available here that include limo transport to the pool, a line pass, free admission, a reserved lounge chair, and $50 in food and beverages, all for $70.
Stand Up & Tease at Inspire Theater
Half burlesque, half stand up comedy. This is a cool show. The burlesque tonight is by Buttercup Delight, Blue Ruin, and Charlamay. Headlining the stand up is Marsha Warfield. I used to watch her doing standup in San Francisco before she got famous as the bad black bailiff on TV’s Night Court. She’s worth going for alone. Cocktails at 7:45, show at 8:30. Tix are $20 at the door, or $15 in advance online here. The Inspire Theater is located on Las Vegas Blvd at Fremont Street. Full bar. 21+
Bikini Bull-Riding at Gilley’s
If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). The 11 pm Bikini Bull-Riding contest is actually pretty sexy–amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.