This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, June 24

Palomino Club – Las Vegas Only Full Nude, Full Bar Gentlemen’s Club

Palomino Club Las Vegas Dancer KayMarie

KayMarie Dances at Palomino Club
Photo by Hew Burney

Palomino Club (club review / club website) has it all. The dancers are gorgeous. Talented. Flirty. Acrobatic. And naked. This is Las Vegas’ most erotic stage show. It’s a great place to bring your wife or girlfriend for an erotic date. The show is crazy sexy and the dancers are couples-friendly.

See Lilith and Fiona’s girl-on-girl show and TVO’s Dancer of the Month, Scarlett for pix of Palomino’s dancers.

Palomino is the only club in Vegas with a full bar and fully nude dancers–not only on stage, but in the private curtained booths of the VIP. The private booths are great for concentrating on the naked girl who’s entertaining you.

On weekend nights, you’ll find 80+ dancers who look so good naked you’ll never want to leave the club, which, fortunately stays open till 7 am on the weekends.

Palomino features $6 drafts and $8 domestics all night long for locals and out-of-towners alike.

Palomino’s $60 “Flying Solo” package gets you free round-trip transportation by the club limo, free admission, a line pass and two drinks–or roughly $90 in value. Don’t waste your money on cab fare and cover charge. You can get a lap dance with what you save.

Groups of two or more can get free admission to Palomino (a $30 savings for each member of your party) by calling 1.702.327.7258 for the club’s free limo. Locals who arrive in their own cars are free, but if you arrive late on a busy night, you may be hit with a tab to cover two drinks up front.  The club also offers packages that are a good deal for couples and groups. Do not take a cab here, or you will pay a $30 cover charge.

Note: Palomino is a popular club that gets packed at peak hours, so arrange for limo pick-up by 9:30-10:00 pm–or buy a package at the club website–to make sure both a limo and a good table will be available.  Although dancers only have to be 18+, you must be 21+.

 

Sapphire – 400 Lap Dancers Looking for Laps – and Porn Star Tia Cyrus

Sapphire (club review / club website) is the lap dance aficionado’s Mecca, on the basis of quantity (400+ dancers), quality (sexiest women on the planet in skimpy lingerie), and comfort (relax, have a drink and start sampling the entertainment). The tops come off. The mileage is high. Bring twenties and have a ball.

Sapphire’s hosts can be helpful if there’s a specific type of girl that turns you on – blonde, Asian, busty, whatever – just talk to one of the hosts and he’ll do his best to steer your type to your table. Sapphire has a club policy of treating all guests like VIPs.  You’re not required to tip hosts for taking care of you, but a tip is always appreciated.

Porn star Tia Cyrus will be the featured performer at Sapphire tonight, dancing on stage and available for private shows. Tia’s a petite little thing who’s often typecast as a petite little thing in such films as Boffing the Babysitter and Worship My Schoolgirl Ass. You can get little Tia alone, topless, and in your lap tonight.

Packages start at $135 to join Tia at her reserved table (open bar included) and go up to $1600 for a full steak-and-lobster dinner date and Skybox private show with her (reserve packages online here). Packages include free limo transport to the club, a line pass, free admission and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in town. For more information and a schedule of porn stars to come, see Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire.

If you’re going mainly for the lap dances, the VIP65 package for solo guys and packages for couples/groups (available online) get you not only free limo transport, a line pass, extra value on drinks and the royalty treatment, but a reserved table – very important at this club, where it can be hard to find a place to sit down on the weekends.

You can also get free admission by driving yourself or calling for the free club limo at 702-869-0003. Do not take a cab or commercial limo or you will be charged the $35 entry fee. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle–a no-brainer.)

 

The Sapphire Pool and Day Club – Like a Strip Club in the Sunshine

SapphirePool-19The Sapphire topless pool (pool review /pool website) is now open every Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, from noon to 6 pm. This is the pool where the Sapphire dancers come to party and work on their tans.  This is also the pool where you can take a break from the sun and get a private high-mileage topless dance in the club VIP – just ask any girl who’s wearing a pink wristband (see pic). The Sapphire Pool and Day Club is like a strip club in the sunshine.

For more information, see How to Do the Sapphire Pool in Style.

Call for the free club limo at 702-869-0003.  Packages are available here that include limo transport to the pool, a line pass, free admission, a reserved lounge chair, and $50 in food and beverages, all for $70.

 

Sophia’s – New Vegas Topless Club Opens Tonight

Sophia’s is having a soft opening tonight – with a Grand Opening date yet to be announced. This is the property that used to be Badda Bing, and years before that the Leopard Lounge. I will check it out this weekend and post the info soon on a club review page. Sophia’s is located at 3500 W Naples Dr, Las Vegas. Hours 1 pm – 7 am daily.

 

Saturday, June 25

Sapphire Features Adult Film Star Kendall Karson

On Saturday night at Sapphire (club review / club website), the lap dance orgy continues with featured porn star Kendall Karson, who starred in the highly-acclaimed courtroom drama, Innocent Until Proven Filthy. In addition to performing on stage, Kendall will be available for private shows if you’re looking for more personal contact.

You can reserve a seat at Kendall’s table with a two-hour open bar for $135, a nice way to hang out and flirt with her before getting a VIP dance – or you can set up a private steak and lobster dinner date with her in advance online here.

With Sapphire’s other package deals (available online) you get a discount on drink prices, plus free limo transport and admission, a line pass and a reserved VIP table – a real value because seats are hard to come by at peak hours and it’s hard to get a lap dance if you don’t have an available lap.

If you’re alone, the VIP65 ($65) package gets you a reserved table and provides extra bang for your buck, all expenses considered. 

You can also get free admission by driving yourself or calling for the free club limo at 702-869-0003.   Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo or you will be charged the $35 entry fee. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle – a no-brainer.)

 

Sapphire Pool and Day Club

On Saturday (noon to 6 pm), porn star Tia Cyrus (see Friday above) will be partying at the Sapphire Pool (pool review /pool website), along with a whole lot of Sapphire dancers wearing thongs and little else.

This is the best pool party in Vegas if your idea of a pool party means lots of topless babes in thongs and flip-flops, catching rays, playing titty ball in the water, and getting into spur-of-the-moment squirt gun fights.  If a girl is wearing a pink wristband, she’s available for private dances in the Sapphire VIP (she can lead you there through a secret back entrance). An only-in-Vegas pool party. Sapphire provides an abundance of hot go-go dancers, beach balls, sunglasses, and squirt guns at no extra charge. Fun for singles, couples, and groups.

Packages are available here that include limo transport to the pool, a line pass, free admission, a reserved lounge chair, and $50 in food and beverages, all for $70.

 

Sapphire Comedy Hour

This comedy show is a great place to bring your wife or girlfriend. The Sapphire Showroom is a 300-seat theater with table seating and the crowd is mostly couples. There’s a full bar and cocktail service throughout the show.

The $20 tickets are a bargain – most of the casino showroom comedy show tix are in the $50 – 100 range. The entry fee gets you into Sapphire’s main room for no extra charge when the comedy show is over.

Watch some of today’s top standup comics try out new material and experiment with edgier humor. The Sapphire Comedy Hour is the Vegas hot spot for up-and-coming comics to get crazy and let loose.

The show starts at 8 pm.

You can also get a $65 VIP ticket to the Comedy Hour, which includes limo transport and admission, plus an open bar from 8 – 9:30 pm.

Top working comics (tonight Lenny Windsor and Carolynn Mincin) plus a classy burlesque dancer (Kalani Kokonuts returns tonight) and a unique magician (the Shocker – think stage magic being performed by a pro wrestler) make this a great way to get your wife or girlfriend into a strip club. As always, hosted by “Dat Dude” Donnie Johnson.

There’s also a dinner option in the Showroom (gourmet Mexican from the El Dorado Cantina–great food) before or during the show. Showroom doors open at 7 pm.

Call 1.702.869.0003 for the club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon.

 

Brunchlesque After Dark at Boomer’s

Tonight’s burlesque in the Boom Boom Room is a benefit for Safe Nest, a local shelter for domestic crisis victims. Here’s your chance to help women by watching women take their clothes off. Guilt-free opportunities like this rarely present themselves in Vegas.

There’s no set cover charge – donations only. And you need not donate cash if you can donate one or more of the items on the Safe Nest “Wish List.”

This should be a fun show, hosted by Vegas’ own Blanche Debris. Performers include:  Lolita Haze, the Nymphet of Burlesque, Sweetie Bird (Brazil), Blanche Bourgeois (L.A.), Oh Olive (L.A.), May Blush, Zosa Pistola, Jack O’Hartz, and Tralena Sable. Plus: special sideshow performances by:  Anastasia Synn and Little Miss Sideshow. Sound by Mr. Dirty Ears. Ice cream will be provided.

One show only at 9:00 pm in the Boom Boom Room at Boomer’s Bar, 3200 W. Sirius Av, Las Vegas. All money collected at the door goes to Safe Nest. Full bar. 21+ only.

 

Hustler Features Mama June and Bubba Sparks plus Porn Star Jesse Jane and Little Sassee Cassee

Mama June will be doing something on stage at Hustler (club review). I’m not a TV person so I don’t know who Mama June is – but from her picture on Hustler’s flier for this show, I suspect she’s a comic and not a stripper. At midnight, rapper Bubba Sparxxx will perform on stage. Also on stage tonight and tomorrow night (Sunday), porn star Jesse Jane and Little Sassee Cassee (she’s 2’10” tall).

 

Sunday, June 26

Sapphire Pool & Day Club with Kendall Karson

Kendall Karson, who was the featured porn star in the club Saturday night, will be partying some more at the Sapphire Pool & Day Club (pool review /pool website) today, Sunday. See Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire and How to Do the Sapphire Pool in Style. This is the pool where the Sapphire dancers party – the ones wearing the pink wristbands are available for VIP dances (they will take you into the VIP through a secret back entrance to the club).

On Sundays, the Sapphire Pool has a special deal for Vegas visitors who are flying out on Sunday evening. Sapphire will pick you up at your hotel in their limo, transport you and your luggage to the pool, store your luggage while you party at the pool, then give you a ride to the airport later that afternoon in time for your flight.

No charge for this service (but be a sport and tip the limo drivers). Call for the free club limo at 702-869-0003. Packages are available here that include limo transport to the pool, a line pass, free admission, a reserved lounge chair, and $50 in food and beverages, all for $70.

 

Jesse Jane and Sassee Cassee At Hustler

Hustler (club review) features porn star Jesse Jane and Little Sassee Cassee (she’s 2’10” tall) on stage tonight.

 

Bikini Bull-Riding at Gilley’s

If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). The 11 pm Bikini Bull-Riding contest is actually pretty sexy–amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.
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