Friday, July 8
Palomino Club – All Nude, Full Bar & the Wildest Stage Show in Town
I keep telling guys who have never been to Palomino Club (club review / club website) to check it out, and when they do they invariably tell me that what most surprised them was how damn good-looking all the dancers are. Yes, they’re talented, but they’re all so beautiful, with such knockout gorgeous bodies.
Palomino is the only strip club in Vegas with a full bar and fully nude dancers–not only on stage, but in the private curtained booths of the VIP. I love the new upstairs VIP room for the privacy and comfort (and no extra bar tab).
Palomino is known for its wild fully-nude stage shows – the most erotic stage shows in Vegas. See Lilith and Fiona’s girl-on-girl show and TVO’s Dancer of the Month, Scarlett for more pix of Palomino’s dancers.
Palomino is couples-friendly. This is a great club to bring your wife or girlfriend because the stage show is so good and the dancers love their female fans.
On weekend nights at peak hours, you’ll find 80+ dancers who look so good naked you’ll never want to leave the club, which, fortunately stays open till 7 am on the weekends.
Palomino features $6 drafts and $8 domestics all night long for locals and out-of-towners alike.
Palomino’s $60 “Flying Solo” package gets you free round-trip transportation by the club limo, free admission, a line pass and two drinks–or roughly $90 in value. Don’t waste your money on cab fare and cover charge. You can get a lap dance with what you save.
Groups of two or more can get free admission to Palomino (a $30 savings for each member of your party) by calling 1.702.327.7258 for the club’s free limo. Locals who arrive in their own cars are free, but if you arrive late on a busy night, you may be hit with a tab to cover two drinks up front. The club also offers packages that are a good deal for couples and groups. Do not take a cab here, or you will pay a $30 cover charge.
Note: Palomino is a popular club that gets packed at peak hours, so arrange for limo pick-up by 9:30-10:00 pm–or buy a package at the club website–to make sure both a limo and a good table will be available. Although dancers only have to be 18+, you must be 21+.
Sapphire – Las Vegas’ Wildest Lap Dance Orgy with Porn Star Sophie Dee Tonight
Sapphire (club review / club website) is where you go when you’re suffering from what doctors call TDA – Titty Deficiency Anemia. According to Dr. Rafe Richelou, “Many men will start to get a disoriented feeling, an inability to go on with life. All they really need are breasts. Some nice titties will just perk them up and alter their perspective on what’s important in this world.”
With 400+ lap dancers working the crowd at peak hours, you will invariably find your type, so you can get her into your lap to help you through that difficult bout of TDA.
If there’s a specific type of girl you prefer – blonde, tiny, busty, whatever – just talk to one of the hosts and he’ll do his best to steer your type to your table. Sapphire has a club policy of treating all guests like VIPs. You’re not required to tip hosts for taking care of you, but a tip is always appreciated.
Porn star Sophie Dee will be the featured performer at Sapphire tonight, dancing on stage and available for private shows. If it’s TDA you’re suffering from, Sophie – star of Big Bodacious Knockers 9 – may be the remedy. If you ever wanted to get a porn star alone, topless, and in your lap, you can do it with Sophie Dee tonight.
Packages start at $135 to join Sophie at her reserved table (open bar included) and go up to $1600 for a full steak-and-lobster dinner date and Skybox private show with her (reserve packages online here). Packages include free limo transport to the club, a line pass, free admission and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in town. For more information and a schedule of porn stars to come, see Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire.
If you’re going mainly for the lap dances, the VIP65 package for solo guys and packages for couples/groups (available online) get you not only free limo transport, a line pass, extra value on drinks and the royalty treatment, but a reserved table – very important at this club, where it can be hard to find a place to sit down on the weekends.
You can also get free admission by driving yourself or calling for the free club limo at 702-869-0003. Do not take a cab or commercial limo or you will be charged the $35 entry fee. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle–a no-brainer.)
The Sapphire Pool and Day Club – Like a Strip Club in the Sunshine
The Sapphire Pool is open every Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, from noon to 6 pm. This is the pool where the Sapphire dancers come to party and work on their tans. This is also the pool where you can take a break from the sun and get a private high-mileage topless dance in the club VIP – just ask any girl who’s wearing a pink wristband (see pic). It’s like a strip club in the sunshine.
For more information, see How to Do the Sapphire Pool in Style.
Call for the free club limo at 702-869-0003. Packages are available here that include limo transport to the pool, a line pass, free admission, a reserved lounge chair, and $50 in food and beverages, all for $70.
Onyx Theatre Presents Debbie Does Dallas
Debbie Does Dallas was one of the early porn films that made it big in the 70s when porn was still shot on film (not video) and had actual stories. It made Bambi Woods a huge porn star overnight. It’s a comedy about Debbie and her high school cheerleader friends who are willing to do anything to become Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders.
In 2002, Debbie Does Dallas: The Musical opened in New York. The posters I saw for the Onyx Theater production (on their Facebook page, such as the one at left) do not specify that this is The Musical, but I’m pretty damn sure it is.
I never saw the musical but it was based on the film, replacing the hardcore sex scenes with song and dance numbers. Since its run in NYC, a lot of other cities have staged performances of the musical, some raunchier than others and some with nudity. If you’re looking for something really different tonight, Debbie might be what you’re looking for.
Debbie Does Dallas will be playing Thursdays – Sundays through July 24. Show time: 8 pm Thur/Fri/Sat; 5 pm Sun. Tickets are $24.80 online. Get tickets here.
The Onyx Theatre is located at 953 East Sahara Ave, Suite 16B, Las Vegas.
Saturday, July 9
UFC 200 Screening Party at Sapphire – and After Fight Party with Miesha “Cupcake” Tate
On Saturday night at Sapphire (club review / club website), the lap dance orgy continues. Sapphire will also be screening UFC 200 on three giant HD monitors in the club’s 300-seat Showroom tonight. And, after the fights, UFC champ Miesha Tate will be hosting her post fight celebration in Sapphire’s Showroom.
Tickets to Sapphire’s Showroom for UFC 200 are $20 for locals or $35 for out-of-towners (assuming you drive yourself or arrive in Sapphire’s limo). An all-you-can-eat buffet is $15 extra.
My advice would be to call the club at 702-869-0003 to arrange for free limo transport or buy a package deal online. If you’re alone, they have a $100 UFC package that covers admission plus $60 in drinks, the all-you-can-eat buffet, free limo transport, a reserved VIP table and a line pass. Other packages include group rates, open bar, stage access for the party with Miesha, etc. Sapphire’s Showroom doors open at 6 pm for the preliminary bouts.
The UFC 200 main event is no longer Cormier vs Jones. Jones flunked his drug test. Now the main event is Lesnar vs. Hunt, though I think for most Sapphire patrons, Tate vs Nunes is the main event because we get to party with Miesha right after she kicks butt.
After the fights and the party with Miesha, you exit into Sapphire’s main room for Vegas’ wildest lap dance orgy. 400+ dancers.
With Sapphire’s other package deals (available online) you get a discount on drink prices, plus free limo transport and admission, a line pass and a reserved VIP table – a real value because seats are hard to come by at peak hours and it’s hard to get a lap dance if you don’t have an available lap.
If you’re alone, the VIP65 ($65) package gets you a reserved table and provides extra bang for your buck, all expenses considered.
You can also get free admission by driving yourself or calling for the free club limo at 702-869-0003. Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo or you will be charged the $35 entry fee. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle – a no-brainer.)
Sapphire Pool and Day Club – Like a Strip Club in the Sunshine
On Saturday (noon to 6 pm), porn star Sophie Dee (see Friday above) will be partying at the Sapphire Pool (pool review /pool website), with a whole lot of Sapphire dancers wearing thongs and little else.
This is the best pool party in Vegas if your idea of a pool party means lots of topless babes in thongs and flip-flops, catching rays, playing titty ball in the water, and getting into spur-of-the-moment squirt gun fights. If a girl is wearing a pink wristband, she’s available for private dances in the Sapphire VIP (she can lead you there through a secret back entrance). An only-in-Vegas pool party. Sapphire provides an abundance of hot go-go dancers, beach balls, sunglasses, and squirt guns at no extra charge. Fun for singles, couples, and groups.
Packages are available here that include limo transport to the pool, a line pass, free admission, a reserved lounge chair, and $50 in food and beverages, all for $70.
Sophia’s – New Vegas Topless Club Grand Opening
Sophia’s is celebrating its Grand Opening on Saturday night, starting at 4 pm. The club will also be screening the UFC 200 fights.
The email I got from Sophia’s says: $20 Buckets of Heineken, Open UFC Bar 4 pm – 7 pm, Sophia’s Open Bar 10 pm – midnight, and Locals Free from 4 pm – 7 pm and after 10 pm.
From this it appears that everyone (including locals) will pay for admission and drinks from 7 pm – 10 pm. Otherwise, free booze before 7 pm and from 10 pm to 12 am.
Sophia’s is located at 3500 W Naples Dr, Las Vegas.
UFC 200 Viewing Party at Crazy Horse III
Crazy Horse III (club review) will be screening UFC 200. They have a $50 package that includes limo transport, admission, and a $60 drink voucher. The pizza is free and there will be beer bucket specials throughout the fight (in the past, 5 bottles, mix-and-match, $20).
UFC 200 Viewing Party at Hustler Club
Hustler Club (club review) is advertising the fight, though no details are provided on their website or Facebook page. In the past they’ve had beer and well specials and free pizza.
Sunday, July 10
Sapphire Pool & Day Club with Porn’s Naughty Duo, the Kayden Sisters
This is the pool where the Sapphire dancers party – the ones wearing the pink wristbands are available for VIP dances (they will take you into the VIP through a secret back entrance to the club).
On Sundays, the Sapphire Pool has a special deal for Vegas visitors who are flying out on Sunday evening. Sapphire will pick you up at your hotel in their limo, transport you and your luggage to the pool, store your luggage while you party at the pool, then give you a ride to the airport later that afternoon in time for your flight.
No charge for this service (but be a sport and tip the limo drivers). Call for the free club limo at 702-869-0003. Packages are available here that include limo transport to the pool, a line pass, free admission, a reserved lounge chair, and $50 in food and beverages, all for $70.
Burlesque Roulette at Artifice
This is the burlesque show that gets surreal in the second half, when the strippers have to disrobe to music they choose randomly by spinning a wheel.
Miranda Glamour will emcee tonight, with performances by Allie Sparks, Ilissa Mayrose, Miss Michelle Bell, Spiderella, and Sweetie Bird.
The Artifice is located at 1025 First Street, Las Vegas. 9 pm. $10. Full bar. Must be 21+.
Bikini Bull-Riding at Gilley’s
If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). The 11 pm Bikini Bull-Riding contest is actually pretty sexy–amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.