This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, July 15

Palomino Club – Naked Dancers, Full Bar, and the Hottest Stage Show in Town

Palomino Club Las Vegas Dancer

Riley Dances at Palomino Club

G-strings exist for one purpose: to cover up the most beautiful area of a strip club dancer’s body. Yet, there’s a law in Vegas that prohibits dancers from removing their g-strings in any club that serves alcohol.

Except one. Palomino Club (club review / club website) is the only strip club in Vegas with a full bar and fully-nude dancers, both on stage and in the private VIP shows. If you like to drink and you love pussy, Palomino is the strip club for you.

If you haven’t seen Palomino’s wild, fully-nude stage show, get it on your bucket list. There is real carnal talent at this club, with the best erotic pole dancing, girl on girl shows, and up-close naked floor work.  It’s like a naked Cirque show.  To get an idea of the turn-ons in store for you, see Lilith and Fiona’s girl-on-girl show and TVO’s Dancer of the Month, Scarlett for pix of Palomino’s dancers on stage and in the club’s private rooms.

And don’t hesitate to bring your wife or girlfriend. The dancers at Palomino are couples-friendly and they love their female fans.

On weekend nights at peak hours, you’ll find 100+ dancers who look so good naked you’ll never want to leave the club, which, fortunately stays open till 7 am on the weekends.

Palomino features $6 drafts and $8 domestics all night long for locals and out-of-towners alike.

Palomino’s $60 “Flying Solo” package gets you free round-trip transportation by the club limo, free admission, a line pass and two drinks–or roughly $90 in value. Don’t waste your money on cab fare and cover charge. You can get a lap dance with what you save.

Groups of two or more can get free admission to Palomino (a $30 savings for each member of your party) by calling 1.702.327.7258 for the club’s free limo. Locals who arrive in their own cars are free, but if you arrive late on a busy night, you may be hit with a tab to cover two drinks up front.  The club also offers packages that are a good deal for couples and groups. Do not take a cab here, or you will pay a $30 cover charge.

Note: Palomino is a popular club that gets packed at peak hours, so arrange for limo pick-up by 9:30-10:00 pm–or buy a package at the club website–to make sure both a limo and a good table will be available.  Although dancers only have to be 18+, you must be 21+.


Sapphire – World’s Largest Gentlemen’s Club and Wildest Lap Dance Orgy

sapphire las vegas is famous for high mileage lap dances

Jessica Ann Is a Sapphire Gem

Picture a gentlemen’s club where uncountable hundreds of heavenly creatures wearing next to nothing are draped over smiling guys oblivious to everything but the lovely tits in their faces.

Welcome to Sapphire (club review / club website), the World’s Largest Gentlemen’s Club, in the World’s Loosest City, where touching is allowed and being a gentleman goes a long way to getting smothered with affection. With 400+ lap dancers working the crowd at peak hours, this is lap dance paradise. Bring twenties and have a ball. (However many you bring, you’ll wish you had more.)

If there’s a specific type of girl you prefer – blonde, tiny, busty, nerdy (hey, some guys like girls in glasses), whatever – just talk to one of the hosts and he’ll do his best to steer your type to your table. Sapphire has a club policy of treating all guests like VIPs.  (You’re not required to tip hosts for taking care of you, but a tip is always appreciated.)

Porn star Eva Angelina will be the featured performer at Sapphire tonight, dancing on stage and available for private shows. Eva’s videos are recognized by art film critics as being among the most important films in the history of cinema, especially her sensitive performances in Anal Car Wash Angels and We Suck: POV Tag Team Suck-Off. If you ever wanted to get an utterly uninhibited porn star alone, topless, and in your lap, you can do it with Eva Angelina tonight.

Packages start at $135 to join Eva at her private table (open bar included) and go up to $1600 for a full steak-and-lobster dinner date and Skybox private show with her (reserve packages online here). Packages include free limo transport to the club, a line pass, free admission and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in town. For more information and a schedule of porn stars to come, see Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire.

If you’re going mainly for the lap dances, the VIP65 package for solo guys and packages for couples/groups (available online) get you not only free limo transport, a line pass, extra value on drinks and the royalty treatment, but a reserved table – very important at this club, where it can be hard to find a place to sit down on the weekends.

You can also get free admission by driving yourself or calling for the free club limo at 702-869-0003. Do not take a cab or commercial limo or you will be charged the $35 entry fee. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle–a no-brainer.)


The Sapphire Pool and Day Club – Like a Strip Club in the Sunshine

SapphirePool B-smIt’s going to be 108°F in Vegas today – ah, July! – so get to a pool. The Sapphire Pool (pool review /pool website) is open every Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, from noon to 6 pm. This is the pool where the Sapphire dancers come to party and work on their tans.

This is also the pool where you can take a break from the sun and get a private high-mileage topless dance in the club VIP – just ask any girl who’s wearing a pink wristband (see pic). It’s like a strip club in the sunshine.

For more information, see How to Do the Sapphire Pool in Style.

Call for the free club limo at 702-869-0003.  Packages are available here that include limo transport to the pool, a line pass, free admission, a reserved lounge chair, and $50 in food and beverages, all for $70. Best pool package at the best pool party in town.


Debbie Does Dallas at the Onyx Theatre

Debbie Does Dallas is a comedy about a high school cheerleader trying to raise money to go to Dallas to become a Cowboys cheerleader. The story was taken from a classic 70s porno film.

Expect this to be a funny song and dance version with cheap effective sets, cool props, and some nudity.

Debbie Does Dallas will be playing Thursdays – Sundays through July 24 (that’s basically this weekend and next). Show time: 8 pm Thur/Fri/Sat; 5 pm Sun. Tickets are $24.80 online. Get tickets here.

The Onyx Theatre is located at 953 East Sahara Ave, Suite 16B, (in the same mall as Lotus of Siam, on the northeast corner).


Saturday, July 16

Sapphire – 400 Lap Dancers and Porn Star Vicki Chase

Vicki Chase

Vicki Chase at Sapphire This Weekend

On Saturday night at Sapphire (club review / club website), the lap dance orgy continues. Bring twenties, get a seat, and have fun.

The featured performer tonight is Vicki Chase, a world-renowned culinary expert, star of such gastronomic masterpieces as Sperm Diet, Sloppy Head 5, Ass Cream Sandwich, Blow Me Sandwich 15, and Down Your Throat 7.

With Sapphire’s other package deals (available online) you get a discount on drink prices, plus free limo transport and admission, a line pass and a reserved VIP table – a real value because seats are hard to come by at peak hours and it’s hard to get a lap dance if you don’t have an available lap.

If you’re alone, the VIP65 ($65) package gets you a reserved table and provides extra bang for your buck, all expenses considered. 

You can also get free admission by driving yourself or calling for the free club limo at 702-869-0003.   Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo or you will be charged the $35 entry fee. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle – a no-brainer.)


Sapphire Pool and Day Club – with Porn Star Eva Angelina

On Saturday (noon to 6 pm), porn star Eva Angelina (see Friday above) will be partying at the Sapphire Pool (pool review /pool website), with a whole lot of Sapphire dancers wearing thongs and little else.

This is the best pool party in Vegas if your idea of a pool party means lots of topless babes in thongs and flip-flops, catching rays, playing titty ball in the water, and getting into spur-of-the-moment squirt gun fights.  If a girl is wearing a pink wristband, she’s available for private dances in the Sapphire VIP (she can lead you there through a secret back entrance). An only-in-Vegas pool party. Sapphire provides an abundance of hot go-go dancers, beach balls, sunglasses, and squirt guns at no extra charge. Fun for singles, couples, and groups.

Packages are available here that include limo transport to the pool, a line pass, free admission, a reserved lounge chair, and $50 in food and beverages, all for $70.


Babes’ Hosts “Best Beach Booty” Contest

On Saturday night, Babes (club review), an east side topless club, will be having a “Best Beach Booty” contest with their dancers competing for cash prizes. No time is specified, but as a general rule in Vegas strip clubs, events rarely start before midnight.


Nerdlesque at Artifice

The nerdy chicks who like taking their clothes off in public are at it again, tonight with a Tribute to Prince. Featuring performances by Bella Luna and Caramel Knowledge from L.A., plus local lovelies: Gina Geronimo, Jeffery Xerxes Brice, Lily Starr, Miss Michelle Belle, and Penni Piper, with emcee JP Nomi Malone.

The Artifice is located at 1025 First Street, Las Vegas. 8 pm. $10 at the door or 0nline here. Full bar. Must be 21+.


Sunday, July 17

Vicki Chase Splashing Around at Sapphire Pool & Day Club

Porn star Vicky Chase, who was the featured performer at Sapphire on Saturday night (see above), will be partying at the Sapphire Pool & Day Club (pool review /pool website) today, Sunday, from noon – 6 pm.

See Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire and How to Do the Sapphire Pool in Style.

This is the pool where the Sapphire dancers party – the ones wearing the pink wristbands are available for VIP dances (they will take you into the VIP through a secret back entrance to the club).

On Sundays, the Sapphire Pool has a special deal for Vegas visitors who are flying out on Sunday evening. Sapphire will pick you up at your hotel in their limo, transport you and your luggage to the pool, store your luggage while you party at the pool, then give you a ride to the airport later that afternoon in time for your flight.

No charge for this service (but be a sport and tip the limo drivers). Call for the free club limo at 702-869-0003. Packages are available here that include limo transport to the pool, a line pass, free admission, a reserved lounge chair, and $50 in food and beverages, all for $70.


Bikini Bull-Riding at Gilley’s

If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). The 11 pm Bikini Bull-Riding contest is actually pretty sexy–amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.


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