This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, July 22

Palomino Club – Full Bar, Fully Nude, and the Wildest Stage Show in Vegas

Palomino Club Dancer

LaDonna Dances at Palomino Club

Palomino (club review / club website) is the only strip club in Vegas with a full bar and 100+ completely naked girls, both on stage and in the VIP.

And Palomino’s famous stage show, with dancers who actually know how to dance and turn men on, draws men to Las Vegas from all over the world. There is real carnal talent at this club, with the best erotic pole dancing, girl on girl shows, and up-close naked floor work.  And the dancers know how to deliver a high-contact tease in the VIP as well.  To get an idea of what you’ll see in the club, see Lilith and Fiona’s girl-on-girl show and TVO’s Dancer of the Month, Scarlett for pix of Palomino’s dancers on stage and in the club’s private rooms.

Bring your wife or girlfriend. The dancers at Palomino are couples-friendly and they love their female fans. This club on a Friday night is one of the best parties you’ll ever go to.

Palomino features $6 drafts and $8 domestics all night long for locals and out-of-towners alike.

Palomino’s $60 “Flying Solo” package gets you free round-trip transportation by the club limo, free admission, a line pass and two drinks–or roughly $90 in value. Don’t waste your money on cab fare and cover charge. You can get a lap dance with what you save.

Groups of two or more can get free admission to Palomino (a $30 savings for each member of your party) by calling 1.702.327.7258 for the club’s free limo. Locals who arrive in their own cars are free, but if you arrive late on a busy night, you may be hit with a tab to cover two drinks up front.  The club also offers packages that are a good deal for couples and groups. Do not take a cab here, or you will pay a $30 cover charge.

Note: Palomino is a popular club that gets packed at peak hours, so arrange for limo pick-up by 9:30-10:00 pm–or buy a package at the club website–to make sure both a limo and a good table will be available.  Although dancers only have to be 18+, you must be 21+.


Sapphire – Las Vegas’ Famous All-Night Lap Dance Orgy

Sapphire (club review / club website) is the World’s Largest Gentlemen’s Club and wildest lap dance orgy, with 400+ heavenly creatures wearing almost nothing  and working the crowd at peak hours. If you haven’t been getting your fill of breasts in this lifetime, and you really haven’t had enough babes in g-strings writhing around in your lap, face, and hands, bring twenties and have a ball. Sapphire is lap dance paradise.

If you have a preference for a specific type of girl – blonde, busty, thick or thin – just talk to one of the hosts and he’ll do his best to steer your type to your table. Sapphire has a club policy of treating all guests like VIPs.  (You’re not required to tip hosts for taking care of you, but a tip is always appreciated.)

Diamond Kitty

Diamond Kitty at Sapphire Friday 7/22

Get Adult Star Diamond Kitty in Your Lap Tonight

One of porn’s most adorable sweethearts, the busty Diamond Kitty will be the featured performer at Sapphire tonight, dancing on stage and available for private shows. She has a face like an angel and a body that even angels lust after.  Here is your chance to get a charming – and uninhibited – porn star in your lap.

You can reserve your place at Diamond Kitty’s private table (with a two-hour open bar) for $135, or – when she’s not on stage – take her into Sapphire’s VIP room and get some personal attention lavished on you. And if you’d like to treat yourself to an only-in-Vegas experience, you can reserve a one-hour dinner date and private show with her in a Sapphire Skybox for $1600, online here.

Other package deals are available as well, all of which include free limo transport to the club, a line pass, free admission and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in town.  For more information and a schedule of porn stars to come, see Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire.

If you’re going mainly for the lap dances, the VIP65 package for solo guys and packages for couples/groups (available here) get you not only the amenities above, but also extra value on drinks and a reserved table – very important at this club, where it can be hard to find a place to sit down on the weekends.

You can also get free admission by driving yourself or calling for the free club limo at 702-869-0003. Do not take a cab or commercial limo or you will be charged the $35 entry fee. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle–a no-brainer.)


The Sapphire Pool and Day Club – Like a Strip Club in the Sunshine

SapphirePool-21There is no other pool in Vegas (or anywhere else) like the Sapphire topless pool. That’s because the Sapphire Pool (pool review /pool website) is where the Sapphire dancers come to party and flirt and work on their tans.  It’s also the only pool in Vegas where you can take a break from catching rays and get a private high-mileage topless dance in the Sapphire VIP. All of the girls wearing a pink wristband (see pic) are Sapphire dancers. They’re there to party with you, so don’t be shy.

The pool is open every Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, from noon to 6 pm. For more information, see How to Do the Sapphire Pool in Style.

Call for the free club limo at 702-869-0003.  Packages are available here that include limo transport to the pool, a line pass, free admission, a reserved lounge chair, and $50 in food and beverages, all for $70.


Debbie Does Dallas at the Onyx Theatre – Final Shows This Weekend

debbie does dallas 2This is the last weekend to catch Debbie Does Dallas, a comedy about a high school cheerleader trying to raise money to go to Dallas to become a Cowboys cheerleader. The story comes from a classic 70s porno film.

This is a funny song and dance version with cheap sets, cool props, and some nudity.

Debbie Does Dallas has been playing Thursdays – Sundays this month, but this Sunday (July 24) will be the final performance. Show time: 8 pm Thur/Fri/Sat; 5 pm Sun. Tickets are $24.80 online. Get tickets here.

The Onyx Theatre is located at 953 East Sahara Ave, Suite 16B, (in the same mall as Lotus of Siam, on the northeast corner).


Saturday, July 23

Sapphire Pool and Day Club – with Porn Star Diamond Kitty

On Saturday (noon to 6 pm), porn star Diamond Kitty (see Friday above) will be partying at the Sapphire Pool (pool review /pool website). The weatherman says the temp today will hit 113°F. That’s hot. Party at a pool where you can sneak into an air-conditioned VIP room to cool off with a topless lap dance.

This is the best pool party in Vegas if your idea of a pool party means lots of topless babes in thongs and flip-flops, catching rays, playing titty ball in the water, and getting into spur-of-the-moment squirt gun fights.  If a girl is wearing a pink wristband, she’s a Sapphire dancer and she’s available for private dances in the Sapphire VIP (she can lead you there through a secret back entrance). An only-in-Vegas pool party. Sapphire provides an abundance of hot go-go dancers, beach balls, sunglasses, and squirt guns at no extra charge. Fun for singles, couples, and groups, this party’s a blast.

Packages are available here that include limo transport to the pool, a line pass, free admission, a reserved lounge chair, and $50 in food and beverages, all for $70.


Sunday, July 24

Sapphire Pool & Day Club  –  Special Sunday Deal for Visitors Leaving Today

Sapphire Pool & Day Club (pool review /pool website) is open today, Sunday, from noon – 6 pm.

See Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire and How to Do the Sapphire Pool in Style.

This is the pool where the Sapphire dancers party – the ones wearing the pink wristbands are available for VIP dances (they will take you into the VIP through a secret back entrance to the club).

On Sundays, the Sapphire Pool has a special deal for Vegas visitors who are flying out on Sunday evening. Sapphire will pick you up at your hotel in their limo, transport you and your luggage to the pool, store your luggage while you party at the pool, then give you a ride to the airport later that afternoon in time for your flight.

No charge for this service (but be a sport and tip the limo drivers). Call for the free club limo at 702-869-0003. Packages are available here that include limo transport to the pool, a line pass, free admission, a reserved lounge chair, and $50 in food and beverages, all for $70.


Bikini Bull-Riding at Gilley’s

If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). The 11 pm Bikini Bull-Riding contest is actually pretty sexy–amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.


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