This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, July 29

Palomino Club – Full Bar and Fully-Nude Dancers – the Perfect Combo

Reagan Reilly

Reagan Reilly Dances at Palomino Club

There are many perfect combos in this world – burger and fries, Beavis and Butthead – but none quite so perfect as a full bar and completely naked girls.

Palomino (club review / club website) is the only strip club in Vegas with a full bar and 100+ naked dancers (at peak hours), both on stage and in the VIP room.

There is the club where you’ll find the best erotic pole dancing, girl on girl shows, and up-close floor work in Las Vegas all night long–and all of it is naked.  If you are a man who likes pussy, Palomino is the place for you.  Plus, the dancers know how to deliver a high-contact fully-nude tease in the VIP as well.  To get an idea of what you’ll see in the club, see Lilith and Fiona’s girl-on-girl show and TVO’s Dancer of the Month, Scarlett for pix of Palomino’s dancers on stage and in the club’s private rooms.

Bring your wife or girlfriend. The dancers at Palomino are couples-friendly and they love their female fans. I love this club on Friday nights. It’s one of the best parties in Vegas.

Palomino features $6 drafts and $8 domestics all night long for locals and out-of-towners alike.

Palomino’s $60 “Flying Solo” package gets you free round-trip transportation by the club limo, free admission, a line pass and two drinks–or roughly $90 in value. Don’t waste your money on cab fare and cover charge. You can get a lap dance with what you save.

Groups of two or more can get free admission to Palomino (a $30 savings for each member of your party) by calling 1.702.327.7258 for the club’s free limo. Locals who arrive in their own cars are free, but if you arrive late on a busy night, you may be hit with a tab to cover two drinks up front.  The club also offers packages that are a good deal for couples and groups. Do not take a cab here, or you will pay a $30 cover charge.

Note: Palomino is a popular club that gets packed at peak hours, so arrange for limo pick-up by 9:30-10:00 pm–or buy a package at the club website–to make sure both a limo and a good table will be available.  Although dancers only have to be 18+, you must be 21+.

 

Sapphire – Uncountable Hundreds of Dancers and the Wildest Lap Dance Scene in Vegas

Sapphire Las Vegas Dancer

Cory is a Sapphire Gem

Sapphire (club review / club website) is the World’s Largest Gentlemen’s Club and the wildest lap dance orgy in Las Vegas. At least once in your life, you have to experience 400+ gorgeous babes wearing little and looking for naughty fun. Bring twenties and have a one-of-a-kind Vegas night.

If you prefer a specific type of girl – blonde, busty, redhead, leggy, thick or thin – just talk to one of the hosts and he’ll do his best to steer your type to your table. Sapphire has a club policy of treating all guests like VIPs.  (You’re not required to tip hosts for taking care of you, but a tip is always appreciated.)

Get Porn Star Darcie Dolce in Your Lap Tonight

The busty Darcie Dolce – a newcomer to porn who just made her first x-rated film this year – will be the featured performer at Sapphire tonight, dancing on stage and available for private shows. Darcie is so pretty and has such a dynamite body that when you see her you’ll hardly believe you can get this uninhibited girl in your lap tonight.

You can reserve your place at Darcie Dolce’s private table (with a two-hour open bar) for $135, or – when she’s not on stage – take her into Sapphire’s VIP room and get some personal attention lavished on you. And if you’d like to treat yourself to an unforgettable only-in-Vegas experience, you can reserve a one-hour dinner date and private show with Darce in a Sapphire Skybox for $1600, online here.

Other package deals are available as well, all of which include free limo transport to the club, a line pass, free admission and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in town.  For more information and a schedule of porn stars to come, see Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire.

If you’re going mainly for the lap dances, the VIP65 package for solo guys and packages for couples/groups (available here) get you not only the amenities above, but also extra value on drinks and a reserved table – very important at this club, where it can be hard to find a place to sit down on the weekends.

You can also get free admission by driving yourself or calling for the free club limo at 702-869-0003. Do not take a cab or commercial limo or you will be charged the $35 entry fee. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle–a no-brainer.)

 

The Sapphire Pool and Day Club – Like a Strip Club in the Sunshine

SapphirePool UThere is no other pool in Vegas (or anywhere else) like the Sapphire topless pool. That’s because the Sapphire Pool (pool review /pool website) is where the Sapphire dancers come to party and flirt and work on their tans.  It’s also the only pool in Vegas where you can take a break from catching rays and get a private high-mileage topless dance in the Sapphire VIP. All of the girls wearing a pink wristband (see pic) are Sapphire dancers. They’re there to party with you, so don’t be shy.

The pool is open every Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, from noon to 6 pm. For more information, see How to Do the Sapphire Pool in Style.

Call for the free club limo at 702-869-0003.  Packages are available here that include limo transport to the pool, a line pass, free admission, a reserved lounge chair, and $50 in food and beverages, all for $70.

 

Saturday, July 30

Porn Queen Asa Akira at Sapphire

On Saturday night at Sapphire (club review / club website), the lap dance orgy continues. Bring twenties, get a seat, and have fun.

The featured performer tonight is Asa Akira, a world-renowned culinary expert, star of such gastronomic masterpieces as Sperm Diet, Sloppy Head 5, Ass Cream Sandwich, Blow Me Sandwich 15,and Down Your Throat 7.

With Sapphire’s other package deals (available online) you get a discount on drink prices, plus free limo transport and admission, a line pass and a reserved VIP table – a real value because seats are hard to come by at peak hours and it’s hard to get a lap dance if you don’t have an available lap.

If you’re alone, the VIP65 ($65) package gets you a reserved table and provides extra bang for your buck, all expenses considered. 

You can also get free admission by driving yourself or calling for the free club limo at 702-869-0003.   Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo or you will be charged the $35 entry fee. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle – a no-brainer.)

Sapphire Comedy Hour

This comedy show is a great place to bring your wife or girlfriend. The Sapphire Showroom is a 300-seat theater with table seating and the crowd is mostly couples. There’s a full bar and cocktail service throughout the show.

The $20 tickets are a bargain – most of the casino showroom comedy show tix are in the $50 – 100 range. The entry fee gets you into Sapphire’s main room for no extra charge when the comedy show is over.

Watch some of today’s top standup comics try out new material and experiment with edgier humor. The Sapphire Comedy Hour is the Vegas hot spot for up-and-coming comics to get crazy and let loose.

You can also get a $65 VIP ticket to the Comedy Hour, which includes limo transport and admission, plus an open bar from 8 – 9:30 pm.

Top working comics (tonight Tommy T, guest comedians Rob Morocco and Vinnie Copola), plus a classy burlesque dancer, Kalani Kokonuts, and a unique magician, the Shocker, make this a great way to get your wife or girlfriend into a strip club.

There’s also a dinner option in the Showroom (gourmet Mexican from the El Dorado Cantina–great food) before or during the show. Showroom doors open at 7 pm. The show starts at 8 pm.

Call 1.702.869.0003 for the club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon.

Sapphire Pool and Day Club – with Porn Star Darcie Dolce

On Saturday (noon to 6 pm), porn star Darcie Dolce (see Friday above) will be partying at the Sapphire Pool (pool review /pool website). The weatherman says the temp today will hit 107°F. That’s hot in some parts of the world, but kinda cool in Vegas. But if you want to escape the heat, party at a pool where you can sneak into an air-conditioned VIP room to cool off with a topless lap dance.

This is the best pool party in Vegas if your idea of a pool party means lots of topless babes in thongs and flip-flops, catching rays, playing titty ball in the water, and getting into spur-of-the-moment squirt gun fights.  If a girl is wearing a pink wristband, she’s a Sapphire dancer and she’s available for private dances in the Sapphire VIP (she can lead you there through a secret back entrance). An only-in-Vegas pool party. Sapphire provides an abundance of hot go-go dancers, beach balls, sunglasses, and squirt guns at no extra charge. Fun for singles, couples, and groups, this party’s a blast.

Packages are available here that include limo transport to the pool, a line pass, free admission, a reserved lounge chair, and $50 in food and beverages, all for $70. Other packages include group packages, bottle packages, cabana packages, etc.

See also: How to Do the Sapphire Pool in Style.

 

UFC 201 Viewing Party at Sophia’s

Las Vegas’ newest topless club, Sophia’s (club review), is the only strip club advertising a viewing party for UFC 201 on Saturday night. The club is advertising free food during the fight (7 – 9 pm) and an open bar before  (4-7 pm) and after (10 – midnight). Open bar includes Heineken, 50Bleu, Belvedere and Patron. Cover: $40. Full bar, 21+

 

Melody Sweets’ Call of the Wild! Jungle Burlesque

Melody Sweets

Melody Sweets
“Call of the Wild” Jungle Burlesque

Every few months, Melody Sweets, the singing stripper of Absinthe (show review), gets together with other Absinthe loonies and some of the crazy and unique performers from other Vegas shows to put on a wacky cabaret /carnival-style show in the Absinthe circus tent in front of Caesars Palace.

“Call of the Wild! Jungle Burlesque” will be one of these special performances. Most of the general public won’t know about this show. These are Vegas’ most magnetic and interesting performers doing their own thing for their local fans.

Call of the Wild! will be presented on Saturday night, July 30, at midnight, in the Absinthe circus tent in Caesars’ Roman Plaza.

This show will be one night only. If you snooze you lose. Tickets for this show are $25 or $40 (VIP) if purchased in advance online from BrownPaperTickets.com. Must be 18+. (All proceeds from this show go to Siegfried and Roy’s  SARMOTI Foundation for protecting big wild cats.)

See also: Melody Sweets’ “Call of the Wild! Jungle Burlesque”

 

Burlypicks Competition at Boomer’s

The 2016 Burlypicks Nevada Regionals will take place this Saturday, July 30, in the Boom Boom Room at Boomer’s Bar. Doors open at 8:30 pm, contest starts at 9:00.

The competition is open to “Stripteasers, Dancers, Musicians, Magicians, Aerialists, Jugglers, Clowns, Comedians, Ventriloquists, Sideshow acts, and Drag acts” according to the promo. (It’s too late to sign up to compete, incidentally. The acts have been chosen.)

The MC for Saturday’s competition is Vegas’ own Ricardo Montalbum, who frequently emcees the burlesque nights at Boomer’s.

Burlypicks is an annual competition that takes place in dozens of cities throughout the U.S., culminating in a national finals competition, this year in Pittsburgh, Sept 8, 9, and 10. The winners of the Nevada Regionals will be going to Pittsburgh in September.  Judges pick winners by audience applause.

Admission is $15 at the door. Boomer’s is located at 3200 W Sirius Ave, Las Vegas. Full bar. 21+ only.

 

Sunday, July 31

Sapphire Pool & Day Club – with Porn Star Asa Akira

Asa Akira, who performed on Sapphire’s stage on Saturday night, will be relaxing (and raising naughty hell) at the Sapphire Pool & Day Club (pool review /pool website) today, Sunday, from noon – 6 pm.

This is the pool where the Sapphire dancers party – the ones wearing the pink wristbands are available for VIP dances (they will take you into the VIP through a secret back entrance to the club).

On Sundays, the Sapphire Pool has a special deal for Vegas visitors who are flying out on Sunday evening. Sapphire will pick you up at your hotel in their limo, transport you and your luggage to the pool, store your luggage while you party at the pool, then give you a ride to the airport later that afternoon in time for your flight.

No charge for this service (but be a sport and tip the limo drivers). Call for the free club limo at 702-869-0003. Packages are available here that include limo transport to the pool, a line pass, free admission, a reserved lounge chair, and $50 in food and beverages, all for $70.

See also How to Do the Sapphire Pool in Style.

 

Bikini Bull-Riding at Gilley’s

If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). The 11 pm Bikini Bull-Riding contest is actually pretty sexy–amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.
EndGirl0

One Response to “This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs”

Comments

  • (will not be published)