This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, August 12

Sapphire Gentlemen’s Club – the Wildest Lap Dance Orgy in Vegas

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Bella Is a Sapphire Gem

Sapphire (club review / club website) is the World’s Largest Gentlemen’s Club, and with 400+ dancers at peak hours, it’s also the greatest number of hot babes you’ll ever encounter in one place. Why are you in Vegas if not to see uncountable hundreds of sexy dancers walking around in high heels and flimsy lingerie just looking for an excuse to take their tops off?

If you prefer a specific type of girl – brunette, top-heavy, bottom-heavy, whatever – just talk to one of the club’s hosts and he’ll do his best to steer your type to your table. Sapphire has a club policy of treating all guests like VIPs.  (You’re not required to tip hosts for taking care of you, but a tip is always appreciated.)

Tonight – Porn Star Adriana Chechik

Adult film performer Adriana Chechik, star of The Maniac Masseuse, will be featured live on stage at Sapphire tonight.  She will also be available for you to get all to yourself in a private show. Get Adriana topless in your lap and she’ll be your best Vegas vacation memory.

You can reserve your place at Adriana’s private table (with a two-hour open bar) for $135, or – when she’s not on stage – take her into Sapphire’s VIP room and get some personal attention lavished on you. And if you’d like to treat yourself to an unforgettable only-in-Vegas experience, you can reserve a one-hour dinner date and private show with Adriana in a Sapphire Skybox for $1600, online here.

Other package deals are available as well, all of which include free limo transport to the club, a line pass, free admission and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in town.  For more information and a schedule of porn stars to come, see Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire.

If you’re going mainly for the lap dances, the VIP65 package for solo guys and packages for couples/groups (available here) get you not only the amenities above, but also extra value on drinks and a reserved table – very important at this club, where it can be hard to find a place to sit down on the weekends.

You can also get free admission by driving yourself or calling for the free club limo at 702-869-0003. Do not take a cab or commercial limo or you will be charged the $35 entry fee. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle–a no-brainer.)

 

The Sapphire Pool and Day Club – Like a Strip Club in the Sunshine

SapphirePool WThere is no other pool in Vegas (or anywhere else) like the Sapphire topless pool. That’s because the Sapphire Pool (pool review /pool website) is where the Sapphire dancers come to party and flirt and work on their tans.

It’s also the only pool in Vegas where you can take a break from catching rays and get a private high-mileage topless dance in the Sapphire VIP. All of the girls wearing a pink wristband (see pic) are Sapphire dancers. They’re there to party with you, so don’t be shy.

The pool is open every Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, from noon to 6 pm, all summer long. For more information, see How to Do the Sapphire Pool in Style.

Call for the free club limo at 702-869-0003.  Packages are available here that include limo transport to the pool, a line pass, free admission, a reserved lounge chair, and $50 in food and beverages, all for $70.

 

Saturday, August 13

Palomino Club – Naked Girls, Full Bar, Wildest Stage Show in Vegas

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Scarlett Dances at Palomino Club

If one of the main reasons you come to Las Vegas is to see naked girls, then you should know that the only club in Vegas where you can drink alcohol and see fully-nude girls is Palomino Club (club review / club website). At Palomino, naked means naked. In the casino showrooms and strip clubs that serve alcohol, naked means almost naked, except for the most important part of what naked means.

Simply stated: Palomino is the only strip club in Vegas with a full bar where the g-strings drop.

Palomino features the best erotic pole dancing, girl-on-girl shows, and up-close floor work in Las Vegas – and it’s all nude.  Plus, the dancers know how to deliver a high-contact fully-nude tease in the VIP as well.  To get an idea of what you’ll see in the club, see Lilith and Fiona’s girl-on-girl show and TVO’s Dancer of the Month, Scarlett for pix of Palomino’s dancers on stage and in the club’s private rooms.

Bring your wife or girlfriend. The dancers at Palomino are couples-friendly and they love their female fans. With 100+ dancers at peak hours, it’s one of the best parties in Vegas.

Palomino features $6 drafts and $8 domestics all night long for locals and out-of-towners alike.

Palomino’s $60 “Flying Solo” package gets you free round-trip transportation by the club limo, free admission, a line pass and two drinks–or roughly $90 in value. Don’t waste your money on cab fare and cover charge. You can get a lap dance with what you save.

Groups of two or more can get free admission to Palomino (a $30 savings for each member of your party) by calling 1.702.327.7258 for the club’s free limo. Locals who arrive in their own cars are free, but if you arrive late on a busy night, you may be hit with a tab to cover two drinks up front.  The club also offers packages that are a good deal for couples and groups. Do not take a cab here, or you will pay a $30 cover charge.

Note: Palomino is a popular club that gets packed at peak hours, so arrange for limo pick-up by 9:30-10:00 pm–or buy a package at the club website–to make sure both a limo and a good table will be available.  Although dancers only have to be 18+, you must be 21+.

 

Sapphire Features Porn Star Nikki Delano on Stage & Available for Private Shows

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Nikki Delano at Sapphire This Weekend

Just once in your life, as a reward to yourself for being alive after all the shit you’ve been through, take a wad of twenties and go to Sapphire (club review / club website) on a Saturday night and lap dance the night away. If you like tits, you’ll love Sapphire.

The featured performer tonight is Nikki Delano, who you will definitely remember from her epic performance in Butthole Barrio Bitches 3. Nikki will be live on stage striking many of the same poses you remember from that film. Then you can buy her a drink when she comes down from the stage. And yes, she’ll be happy to go into the VIP room with you. If you’d like her alone in a Skybox, perhaps with dinner and champagne, you can do that too. Reserve a place at Nikki’s private table or get one of the VIP packages to have more personal fun with her online here.

With Sapphire’s other package deals (available online) you get a discount on drink prices, plus free limo transport and admission, a line pass and a reserved VIP table – a real value because seats are hard to come by at peak hours and it’s hard to get a lap dance if you don’t have an available lap.

If you’re alone, the VIP65 ($65) package gets you a reserved table and provides extra bang for your buck, all expenses considered. 

You can also get free admission by driving yourself or calling for the free club limo at 702-869-0003.   Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo or you will be charged the $35 entry fee. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle – a no-brainer.)

 

Sapphire Comedy Hour

The Sapphire Showroom is a 300-seat theater with table seating and the crowd is mostly couples. There’s a full bar and cocktail service throughout the show. This is a great place to bring your wife or girlfriend for a comedy show before erotic entertainment.

The $20 tickets are a bargain – most of the casino showroom comedy show tix are in the $50 – 100 range. The entry fee gets you into Sapphire’s main room for no extra charge when the comedy show is over.

Watch some of today’s top standup comics try out new material and experiment with edgier humor. The Sapphire Comedy Hour is the Vegas hot spot for up-and-coming comics to get crazy and let loose.

You can also get a $65 VIP ticket to the Comedy Hour, which includes limo transport and admission, plus an open bar from 8 – 9:30 pm.

Top working comics (tonight Adee McCovoy and emcee Donny “Dat Dude” Johnson), plus a classy burlesque dancer, Kalani Kokonuts, and a unique magician, the Shocker, make this a great way to get your wife or girlfriend into a strip club.

There’s also a dinner option in the Showroom (gourmet Mexican from the El Dorado Cantina–great food) before or during the show. Showroom doors open at 7 pm. The show starts at 8 pm.

Call 1.702.869.0003 for the club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon.

Sapphire Pool and Day Club – with Porn Star Adriana Chechik

On Saturday, porn star Adriana Chechik (see Friday above) will be partying at the Sapphire Pool (pool review /pool website). If you missed getting Adriana into the VIP room last night, you’ve got a second chance today. She’ll be partying at the pool from noon to 6 pm, and she’s there to have fun. If you ask her for a private show, she’ll say yes, assuming you’re a gentlemen, because she’s also there to make money by entertaining her fans.

The weatherman says the temp today will be 107°F. If you want to escape the heat, this is the only pool in Vegas where you can sneak into an air-conditioned VIP room to cool off with a topless lap dance. Is there another pool like this anywhere in the world?

This is the best pool party in Vegas if your idea of a pool party means lots of topless babes in thongs and flip-flops, catching rays, playing titty ball in the water, and getting into spur-of-the-moment squirt gun fights.  If a girl is wearing a pink wristband, she’s a Sapphire dancer and she’s available for private dances in the Sapphire VIP (she can lead you there through a secret back entrance). An only-in-Vegas pool party. Sapphire provides an abundance of hot go-go dancers, beach balls, sunglasses, and squirt guns at no extra charge. Fun for singles, couples, and groups, this party’s a blast.

Packages are available here that include limo transport to the pool, a line pass, free admission, a reserved lounge chair, and $50 in food and beverages, all for $70. Other packages include group packages, bottle packages, cabana packages, etc.

See also: How to Do the Sapphire Pool in Style.

 

Live Burlesque in Las Vegas at Boomers

It’s the Jigglewatts’ (from Austin, TX) “Pasties in Paradise” tour, described as “a glamorous romp through the tropics and beyond,” tonight at Boomers Bar.

Feature performers include: Layna D’Luna, Something Blue, and two winners of the Miss Tiki Oasis crown, Ruby Joule Burlesque (2014) and Jolie Goodnight (2015) plus La Rosa Muerta.

Doors 8:30 p.m. Show starts at 9:00.  Boomers Bar is located at 3200 W Sirius Ave, Las Vegas. Tickets: $20 (Advance tickets available here.

 

Babes Maui Wowie Party

Babes (club review), a locals’ topless joint out on the border of Henderson, is having a Hawaiian-themed party Saturday night featuring 2-for-1 sex-on-the-beach cocktails and dancers doing the hula and losing their grass skirts.

 

Bikini Bike Wash at Harley-Davidson on the Strip

The girls from Crazy Horse III will be scrubbing motorcycles on Saturday from 11 am to 3 pm in the Harley-Davidson parking lot, located at 5191 Las Vegas Blvd S. Get your bike cleaned for just five bucks. All proceeds go to the Douglas J Green Memorial Foundation, an all-volunteer organization that provides comfort and support to US military service members and their families. There will be chow available from Bubu’s Mexican Gourmet food truck, and sounds by DJ Black Smoke. Sounds like a good party.

 

Sunday, August 14

Sapphire Pool & Day Club – with Porn Star Nikki Delano

Nikki Delano, who performed on Sapphire’s stage on Saturday night, will be relaxing getting wet at the Sapphire Pool & Day Club (pool review /pool website) today, Sunday, from noon – 6 pm.

This is the pool where the Sapphire dancers party – the ones wearing the pink wristbands are available for VIP dances (they will take you into the VIP through a secret back entrance to the club). That means you have another shot at getting Nikki Delano into a Sapphire VIP room. (Just ask her. That’s why she’s at the pool, guys.)

Great Sunday Deal for Visitors Flying Home This Evening

On Sundays, the Sapphire Pool has a special deal for Vegas visitors who are flying out on Sunday evening. Sapphire will pick you up at your hotel in their limo, transport you and your luggage to the pool, store your luggage while you party at the pool, then give you a ride to the airport later that afternoon in time for your flight.

No charge for this service (but be a sport and tip the limo drivers). Call for the free club limo at 702-869-0003. Packages are available here that include limo transport to the pool, a line pass, free admission, a reserved lounge chair, and $50 in food and beverages, all for $70.

See also How to Do the Sapphire Pool in Style.

 

Burlesque Roulette at Artifice

This is the burlesque show that gets surreal in the second half, when the strippers have to disrobe to music they choose randomly by spinning a wheel. If you’ve never seen a striptease to Woody Guthrie’s “This Land is Your Land,” here is your big chance.

Miranda Glamour will emcee tonight, with performances by Loon-A-Tik, Krotch Bandikoot, Mae du Luc, Penni Piper, Reni Flux, and SinCity Pearl.

The Artifice is located at 1025 First Street, Las Vegas. 8 pm. $10. Full bar. Must be 21+.

 

Bikini Bull-Riding at Gilley’s

If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). The 11 pm Bikini Bull-Riding contest is actually pretty sexy–amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.
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