This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, September 9

Sapphire – Playmate Nicolette Shea Hosts the Best Lap Dance Orgy in Vegas

Nicolette Shea

Nicolette Shea Hosts Party at Sapphire Friday Night

Playmate Nicolette Shea will be hosting the party tonight at Sapphire (club review / club website).

Sapphire is the world’s largest gentlemen’s club, with more than 400 dancers on the floor at peak hours, alllooking for guys who want them to take their tops off and get in their faces, hands and laps. All it takes is a twenty. But don’t stop there. 400 girls means 800 breasts and so far you’ve sampled only two of them. Bring a wad of twenties and make up for lost time.  Sapphire is a unique Las Vegas experience. Isn’t this what you’re here for?

If you prefer a specific type of girl – long-legged blond-haired honey, steamy olive-skinned senorita, big booty urban lass, whatever gets you off – just talk to one of the club’s hosts and he’ll do his best to steer your type to your table. Sapphire has a club policy of treating all guests like VIPs.  (You’re not required to tip hosts for taking care of you, but a tip is always appreciated.)

In Your Lap Tonight – Porn Queen Selena Santana

In addition to Nicolette Shea, adult star and “bad girl” Selena Santana will be featured live on stage at Sapphire tonight. You may remember her from “Bad Girls 8.” She’ll also be available for one-on-one private shows in Sapphire’s VIP room. When is the last time you had a really bad girl topless in your lap? Tonight could be the night.

You can reserve your place at Selena’s private table (with a two-hour open bar) for $135, and if you’d like an unforgettable only-in-Vegas experience, you can even reserve a one-hour steak and lobster dinner date and private show with Selena in a Sapphire Skybox for $1600, online here.

Other package deals are available as well, all of which include free limo transport to the club, a line pass, free admission and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in town.  For more information and a schedule of porn stars to come, see Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire.

If you’re going mainly for the lap dances, the VIP65 package for solo guys and packages for couples/groups (available here) get you not only the amenities above, but also extra value on drinks and a reserved table – very important at this club, where it can be hard to find a place to sit down on the weekends.

You can also get free admission by driving yourself or calling for the free club limo at 702-869-0003. Do not take a cab or commercial limo or you will be charged the $35 entry fee. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle–a no-brainer.)

 

Last Weekend for the Sapphire Pool and Day Club

This is your last chance this year to attend the best topless pool party in Vegas. After this weekend, we’re all back to waiting for May.

There is no other pool in Vegas (or anywhere else) like the Sapphire topless pool. That’s because the Sapphire Pool (pool review /pool website) is where the Sapphire dancers come to party and flirt and work on their tans.  It’s a girl-watcher’s paradise.

The weatherman says the temp today will be 100°F today (and that’s a dry heat). That’s perfect for getting girls at pools to show a lot of skin. If you want to pick out a girl and escape the sun for a while, this is the only pool in Vegas where you can sneak away from the deck into a dark, air-conditioned VIP room to chill with a topless lap dancer. All of the girls wearing a pink wristband are Sapphire dancers. They’re there to party with you, so don’t be shy.

The pool is open every Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, from noon to 6 pm, all summer long. For more information, see How to Do the Sapphire Pool in Style.

Call for the free club limo at 702-869-0003.  Packages are available here that include limo transport to the pool, a line pass, free admission, a reserved lounge chair, and $50 in food and beverages, all for $70.

 

Hustler Club’s 6th Anniversary Bash – with Porn Stars (and Buckcherry on the Roof)

Hustler Club (club review) is celebrating its Vegas club’s 6th Anniversary all weekend. Porn stars Kaylani Lei, Teagan Presley, and Allie Haze will be performing on stage and at 1 am (tonight only), Buckcherry will be doing a live set up on the roof. 6007 Dean Martin Dr, Las Vegas. Full bar, 21+

 

Burlesque at Baobab

The Baobab Stage will be taken over by burlesque performers tonight. Hosted by Blanche DeBris, featuring: Lovey Goldmine, Miss Katalin, Deneen Farasha Millner, Kishema Pendu, Sugar Shagmore, Miz Charlamay , Pony Winterhart, Lolita Haze, and stage kitten Ilissa Mayrose. Baobab Stage is located in Town Square (way south on Las Vegas Blvd). Tickets: $25 at the door.

 

Saturday, September 10

Palomino Club – the G-strings Drop and the Corks Pop!

Palomino Club Las Vegas Dancer

Riley Dances at Palomino Club

Palomino Club (club review / club website) is the only strip club in Vegas where you can drink an adult beverage with dancers who take it all off – on stage and in the VIP rooms and theme rooms. Get yourself a seat on the rail and a fistful of dollars and you’re in for a treat – the wildest, most erotic stage show in Vegas, with dancers who can really dance flying around the stripper poles, getting down and dirty in girl on girl shows, generally egging each other on. The dancers get so close to you, so naked, your heart may stop. Don’t panic. Take a sip of whatever booze you’re drinking and keep your eyes open. This will happen again and again. It’s Vegas, baby. This is why you’re here!

With 100+ dancers at peak hours, all of whom take it all off, Palomino is a pussy man’s wet dream come true. Men come to Vegas from all over the world to see Palomino’s show. If you’re a strip club aficionado, you’ve got to check this place out.

To get an idea of what you’ll see in the club, see Lilith and Fiona’s girl-on-girl show and TVO’s Dancer of the Month, Scarlett for pix of Palomino’s dancers on stage and in the club’s private rooms.

Palomino’s VIP room dances are the only VIP shows in town that are fully private (in curtained booths), with naked dancers and no extra bar tab (you can bring your booze from the main room with you). This place is so customer friendly.

Bring your wife or girlfriend. The dancers at Palomino are couples-friendly and they love entertaining their female fans.

Palomino features $6 drafts and $8 domestics all night long for locals and out-of-towners alike.

Palomino’s $60 “Flying Solo” package gets you free round-trip transportation by the club limo, free admission, a line pass and two drinks–or roughly $90 in value. Don’t waste your money on cab fare and cover charge. You can get a lap dance with what you save.

Groups of two or more can get free admission to Palomino (a $30 savings for each member of your party) by calling 1.702.327.7258 for the club’s free limo. Locals who arrive in their own cars are free, but if you arrive late on a busy night, you may be hit with a tab to cover two drinks up front.  The club also offers packages that are a good deal for couples and groups. Do not take a cab here, or you will pay a $30 cover charge.

Note: Palomino is a popular club that gets packed at peak hours, so arrange for limo pick-up by 9:30-10:00 pm–or buy a package at the club website–to make sure both a limo and a good table will be available.  Although dancers only have to be 18+, you must be 21+.

 

Sapphire Features Porn Legend Jessica Drake On Stage (and in Your Lap)

Sapphire Las Vegas Dancer

Brittnay Is a Sapphire Gem

The featured performer at Sapphire (club review / club website) tonight is porn legend Jessica Drake. She’s starred in such memorable films as Massage School Dropouts, Hot for Teacher, and Killer Sex and Suicide Blondes. Jessica will perform live on stage, and you can have a drink with her when she comes down from the stage.

She’ll also be happy to go into the VIP room with you if you want to experience her charms more closely, in a darker, more private space … And if you’d like her alone in a Skybox, perhaps with dinner and champagne, you can do that too. Reserve a place at the Jessica’s private table or get one of the VIP packages to have more personal fun with her online here.

With Sapphire’s other package deals (available online) you get a discount on drink prices, plus free limo transport and admission, a line pass and a reserved VIP table – a real value because seats are hard to come by at peak hours and it’s hard to get a lap dance if you don’t have an available lap.

If you’re alone, the VIP65 ($65) package gets you a reserved table and provides extra bang for your buck, all expenses considered. 

You can also get free admission by driving yourself or calling for the free club limo at 702-869-0003.   Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo or you will be charged the $35 entry fee. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle – a no-brainer.)

 

Sapphire Pool and Day Club  – Like a Strip Club in the Sunshine

This is the last Saturday of the year that this pool will be open. Don’t miss this party. Selena Santana (see Friday night at Sapphire above) will be partying at the Sapphire Pool (pool review /pool website) from noon to 6 pm. If you missed getting Selena into the VIP room last night, you’ve got a second chance today. She’ll be partying at the pool all afternoon and she’s there to have fun. If you ask her for a private show, she’ll say yes, assuming you’re a gentlemen, because she’s also there to make money by entertaining her fans.

This is the best pool party in Vegas if your idea of a pool party means lots of topless babes in thongs and flip-flops, catching rays, playing titty ball in the water, and getting into spur-of-the-moment squirt gun fights.  If a girl is wearing a pink wristband, she’s a Sapphire dancer and she’s available for private dances in the Sapphire VIP (she can lead you there through a secret back entrance). An only-in-Vegas pool party. Sapphire provides an abundance of hot go-go dancers, beach balls, sunglasses, and squirt guns at no extra charge. Fun for singles, couples, and groups, this only-in-Vegas party is a blast.

Packages are available here that include limo transport to the pool, a line pass, free admission, a reserved lounge chair, and $50 in food and beverages, all for $70. Other packages include group rates, bottle packages, cabana packages, etc.

See also: How to Do the Sapphire Pool in Style.

 

Sapphire Comedy Hour

The Sapphire Showroom is a 300-seat theater with table seating and the crowd is mostly couples. There’s a full bar and cocktail service throughout the show. This is a great place to bring your wife or girlfriend for a comedy show before erotic entertainment.

The $20 tickets are a bargain – most of the casino showroom comedy show tix are in the $50 – 100 range. The entry fee gets you into Sapphire’s main room for no extra charge when the comedy show is over.

Watch some of today’s top standup comics try out new material and experiment with edgier humor. The Sapphire Comedy Hour is the Vegas hot spot for up-and-coming comics to get crazy and let loose.

You can also get a $65 VIP ticket to the Comedy Hour, which includes limo transport and admission, plus an open bar from 8 – 9:30 pm.

Top working comics (tonight Jeremy Flores) plus a classy burlesque dancer (Kalani Kokonuts) and a unique magician (The Shocker), hosted by comedian Donny “Dat Duse” Johnson, make this a great way to get your wife or girlfriend into a strip club.

There’s also a dinner option in the Showroom (gourmet Mexican from the El Dorado Cantina–great food) before or during the show. Showroom doors open at 7 pm. The show starts at 8 pm.

Call 1.702.869.0003 for the club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon.

 

Hustler Club – 6th Anniversary Party Continues with Porn Stars & UFC 203 Viewing Party

Hustler (club review) is celebrating its Vegas club’s 6th Anniversary all weekend. Porn stars Kaylani Lei, Teagan Presley, and Allie Haze will be performing on stage tonight. If you’re in the club early, MMA stars Miesha Tate and Brian Caraway will be hosting the UFC 203 fights. Full bar, 21+

 

UFC 203 at Crazy Horse III

Crazy Horse III (club review) will be screening UFC 203. They have a $50 package that includes limo transport, admission, and a $60 drink voucher. The pizza is free and there will be beer bucket specials throughout the fight (4 domestics $20). Crazy Horse usually gets a good crowd for UFC fights. Locals like the no cover, free pizza, and discount beer buckets.

 

Live Burlesque in Las Vegas Presents “Totally 80s” at Boomer’s

The tubular era of mall bangs, neon clothes and shoulder pads gets the bump-and-grind treatment at “Totally 80s” presented by Live Burlesque tonight (Sat, Sept 10) in the back room at Boomer’s Bar. Performances based on music, movies, TV shows and fashion trends of the 80s.

Featuring:  LaRosa Muerta & Gigi LeMew, Jeffrey Xerxes Brice (drag king), Pistol Holiday (TX), Lily Star, and Missy Miss.

Doors: 8:30 pm; Show: 9:00 pm.  $15 cash at the door. $12 for advance tickets at: paypal.me/liveburlesquelv/12

Boomers Bar is located at 3200 W Sirius Av, Las Vegas. Full bar, 21+

 

Sunday, September 11

Sapphire Pool & Day Club – with Jessica Drake

Jessica Drake, who performed on Sapphire’s stage on Saturday night, will be relaxing in the sunshine and getting wet and wild at the Sapphire Pool & Day Club (pool review /pool website) today, Sunday, from noon – 6 pm. (And she’s available for private VIP dances! Just ask.)

This is the pool where the Sapphire dancers party – and the ones wearing the pink wristbands are available for VIP dances (they will take you into the VIP through a secret back entrance to the club).

Great Sunday Deal for Visitors Flying Home This Evening

On Sundays, the Sapphire Pool has a special deal for Vegas visitors who are flying out on Sunday evening. Sapphire will pick you up at your hotel in their limo, transport you and your luggage to the pool, store your luggage while you party at the pool, then give you a ride to the airport later that afternoon in time for your flight.

No charge for this service (but be a sport and tip the limo drivers). Call for the free club limo at 702-869-0003. Packages are available here that include limo transport to the pool, a line pass, free admission, a reserved lounge chair, and $50 in food and beverages, all for $70.

See also How to Do the Sapphire Pool in Style.

 

Hustler Club – 6th Anniversary Party Continues with Kaylani Lei, Teagan Presley, and Allie Haze

Hustler (club review) is celebrating its Vegas club’s 6th Anniversary all weekend. Porn stars Kaylani Lei, Teagan Presley, and Allie Haze will be performing on stage tonight. Full bar, 21+

 

Burlesque Roulette at Artifice

I never thought I’d see a striptease to Woodie Guthrie’s “This Land Is Your Land,” but that’s what you get some times when you play burlesque roulette. This is the burlesque show that gets surreal in the second half, when the strippers have to disrobe to music chosen randomly by spinning a wheel.

Miranda Glamour will emcee tonight, with performances by Anita Brassiere, Lolita Haze, Penni Piper, Ron Dez Vous, and Zosa Pistola.

The Artifice is located at 1025 First Street, Las Vegas. 8 pm. $10. Full bar. Must be 21+.

 

Bikini Bull-Riding at Gilley’s

If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). The 11 pm Bikini Bull-Riding contest is actually pretty sexy–amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.
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