Friday, September 30
Palomino Club — Full Bar, Full Nude, Wildest Stage Show in Vegas
Palomino Club (club review / club website) is the only strip club in Vegas with both a full bar and fully-nude dancers (yes, the g-strings come off) — both on stage and in the private VIP rooms. It’s also the only strip club in Vegas with a full bar where the dancers only have to be 18+.
Palomino’s all nude stage show is far and away the wildest and most erotic stage show in Vegas. Palomino’s dancers in full naked flight around the stripper poles are like a naked Cirque show. Plus they get down and dirty on stage with girl-on-girl shows, audience contact, striptease out of costumes, and a bunch of other stuff you’ve probably never seen anywhere else.
For a sneak preview of some of Palomino’s dancers on stage and in the club’s private rooms, see Pole Dancers of Palomino Club, Lilith and Fiona’s girl-on-girl show and TVO’s Dancer of the Month, Scarlett.
If you like sitting and talking with dancers, this is the place where you won’t be expected to fork over big bucks for the dancers’ drinks — partly because a lot of them can’t drink (well, coca cola)! And if you take a dancer into Palomino’s VIP room for a private nude show, you won’t be charged an additional bar tab in the VIP. Just bring your drink with you. Palomino features $6 drafts and $8 domestics all night long for locals and out-of-towners alike.
There’s no other strip club in Vegas like Palomino Club. With 100+ dancers at peak hours, you’ll see why the legendary Palomino Club was chosen by the Playboy Channel to be featured in their hit series, The King of Clubs.
Bring your wife or girlfriend. The dancers at Palomino are couples-friendly and they love entertaining their female fans.
Groups of two or more can get free admission to Palomino (a $30 savings for each member of your party) by calling 1.702.327.7258 for the club’s free limo. Locals who arrive in their own cars are free, out-of-towners who arrive in their own cars pay $10, but if you arrive late on a busy night, you may be hit with a tab to cover two drinks up front. The club also offers packages that are a good deal for couples and groups.
Do not take a cab here, or you will pay a $30 cover charge. If you do take a cab, have the cabby drop you off at Jerry’s Nugget casino across the street. Walk across the street to the club and your admission will be only $10.
Palomino’s $60 “Flying Solo” package gets you free round-trip transportation by the club limo, free admission, a line pass and two drinks–or roughly $90 in value. Don’t waste your money on cab fare and cover charge. You can get a lap dance with what you save. (And yes, that’s free round-trip transport.) This package is only available Sundays through Thursdays.
Note: Palomino is a popular club that gets packed at peak hours, so arrange for limo pick-up by 9:30-10:00 pm–or buy a package at the club website–to make sure both a limo and a good table will be available. Although dancers only have to be 18+, you must be 21+.
Sapphire – World’s Wildest Lap Dance Orgy
Sapphire is Las Vegas’s largest, most elegant, and most erotic strip club if you’re a guy who likes tits in your face and you prefer a big selection of never-ending boobies.
If there’s a type of girl you prefer — from slim to thick, top heavy to bottom heavy — one of the hosts will be happy to steer your type to your table. Sapphire’s club policy is to treat all guests like VIPs. (Your host won’t ask you for a tip, but if he treats you righteous, be a sport.)
Bring twenties, however many you haven’t already blown in the casinos, and you will have a hands-on night to remember.
Porn Stars Darcie Dolce and Noelle Easton on Stage and Available for Private Physical Encounters Tonight Only
The lusty busty star of Oral Damnation, Cum Glazed 5, Deep Throat This 61, Face Painters, Lollipop, and Man Eaters 2 – Raven Bay – will be featured live on stage throughout the night, starting around 11 – 11:30 pm. If you’re brave enough to take Raven into Sapphire’s VIP room – and she wants you to ask her, that’s why she’s here – this will be the highlight of your Vegas trip.
You can reserve a seat at Raven’s private table (with a two-hour open bar) for $135, and if you’d like an unforgettable only-in-Vegas experience, you can even reserve a steak and lobster dinner date and private show with her in a Sapphire Skybox for $1600, online here.
Other package deals are available as well, all of which include free limo transport to the club, a line pass, free admission and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in town. For more information and a schedule of porn stars to come, see Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire.
If you’re going mainly for the lap dances, the VIP65 package for solo guys and packages for couples/groups (available here) get you not only the amenities above, but also extra value on drinks and a reserved table – very important at this club, where it can be hard to find a place to sit down on the weekends.
You can also get free admission by driving yourself or calling for the free club limo at 702-869-0003. Do not take a cab or commercial limo or you will be charged the $35 entry fee. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle–a no-brainer.)
Wet T-Shirt Contest at Red Rock Harley- Davidson
This weekend is the Las Vegas Bikefest, with all kinds of events and parties for the motorcycle obsessed among you. One event you don’t want to miss, even if you don’t ride a motorcycle, is the big wet t-shirt contest at Red Rock Harley-Davidson.
The Red Rock HD party — with live music, food trucks, and lots of cool bikes on display — runs from 2 pm – 6 pm. The wet t-shirt contest is at 4 pm. Red Rock Harley is located at 2260 S rainbow Blvd, Las Vegas. More info about Bikefest here.
Saturday, October 1
Porn Star Abigail Mac Heats Up the Stage (and Your Lap!) at Sapphire
The featured performer at Sapphire (club review / club website) tonight is Abigail Mac. Abigail has starred in such film classics as Horny Lesbian Sisters, Naked Bondage Dreams and Porn Star Fantasy 2. She’s ready to be your private porn star fantasy in Sapphire’s VIP room tonight. If you’d like to get her alone in a Sapphire Skybox, perhaps with dinner and champagne, she’s open for that too. Reserve a seat at Abigail’s private table or get one of the VIP packages to have more personal fun with her online here.
With Sapphire’s other package deals (available online) you get a discount on drink prices, plus free limo transport and admission, a line pass and a reserved VIP table – a real value because seats are hard to come by at peak hours and it’s hard to get a lap dance if you don’t have an available lap.
If you’re alone, the VIP65 ($65) package gets you a reserved table and provides extra bang for your buck, all expenses considered.
You can also get free admission by driving yourself or calling for the free club limo at 702-869-0003. Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo or you will be charged the $35 entry fee. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle – a no-brainer.)
Sapphire Comedy Hour
The Sapphire Showroom is a 300-seat theater with table seating and the crowd is mostly couples. There’s a full bar and cocktail service throughout the show. This is a great place to bring your wife or girlfriend for a comedy show before erotic entertainment.
The $20 tickets are a bargain – most of the casino showroom comedy show tix are in the $50 – 100 range. The entry fee gets you into Sapphire’s main room for no extra charge when the comedy show is over.
Watch some of today’s top standup comics try out new material and experiment with edgier humor. The Sapphire Comedy Hour is the Vegas hot spot for up-and-coming comics to get crazy and let loose. Headlining tonight is Tommy Tallarino, plus a classy burlesque dancer (Buttercup Delight) and a weird one-of-a-kind magician, The Shocker.
You can also get a $65 VIP ticket to the Comedy Hour, which includes limo transport and admission, plus an open bar from 8 – 9:30 pm.
There’s also a dinner option in the Showroom (gourmet Mexican from the El Dorado Cantina–non-GMO, organic) before or during the show. Showroom doors open at 7 pm. The show starts at 8 pm.
Call 1.702.869.0003 for the club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon.
Amberjoy’s 3rd Annual Pin-Up Pageant
This is a beauty pageant featuring local girls in traditional evening gowns and gloves at the Fremont Country Club (601 E. Fremont St., Downtown). Amberjoy’s is a local vintage clothing shop specializing in Rockabilly and the 1950s–expect lots of taffeta and pin-up girl poses. People will start gathering at 7 pm, but the official pageant starting time is 8 pm. Tickets start at $15.
Sunday, October 2
Vegas Strip Clubs Screening Sunday Night Football
Some of the Vegas strip clubs screen Sunday night games, which, like the big Monday night games, also kickoff at 5:30 pm. Don’t expect the big crowds or free eats, but if you like watching football with topless girls available, these are the clubs that have announced Sunday Night Football viewing parties:
Burly-Q Revue at the Double Down Saloon
Tonight (Sunday, October 2) at the Double Down Saloon, Miranda Glamour will be emceeing the Burly-Q-Revue (local dancers doing traditional burlesque), with live music by Johnny Zig and the Highlighters.
The Double Down Saloon is a locals’ hangout known for burlesque, comedy, novelty acts, hot local bands, and weird drink concoctions. Try the Bacon Martini or the Ass Juice–both house specialties.
If you want to get out of the tourist trap and see where the locals hang out, the Double Down Saloon is located at 4640 S Paradise Rd, Las Vegas. No cover. Starts 9 pm. Full bar. 21+
Bikini Bull-Riding at Gilley’s
If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). The 11 pm Bikini Bull-Riding contest is actually pretty sexy–amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.