This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, October 7

Palomino Club — Full Bar, Nude Dancers, Wild Wild Stage Show

Reagan Reilly Palomino Club

Reagan Reilly Will Be Dancing Nude at Palomino Club Saturday Night

At Palomino Club (club review / club website) the g-strings drop all night long. It’s the only club in Vegas with a full bar where dancers get fully naked on stage and in the private VIP shows. If you like your women naked, if you think pussies are just too damn beautiful to cover up, go to Palomino. You may never go to another Vegas club.

Palomino’s all nude stage show is the most erotic stage show in Vegas. Watch the best pole dancers in Vegas wearing nothing but their platform fuck-me shoes, getting down and dirty on stage, doing naked splits (just inches in front of your eyes if you sit on the rail), flying around the poles like nympho gymnasts, improvising steamy girl-on-girl shows, and basically doing things that would probably get them busted wherever you come from.

For a sneak preview of some of Palomino’s dancers on stage and in the club’s private rooms, see Pole Dancers of Palomino ClubLilith and Fiona’s girl-on-girl show and TVO’s Dancer of the Month, Scarlett.

If you like sitting and talking with dancers, this is the place where you won’t be expected to fork over big bucks for the dancers’ drinks — partly because a lot of them can’t drink (dancers only have to be 18+ here)! And if you take a dancer into Palomino’s VIP room for a private nude show, you won’t be charged an additional bar tab in the VIP. Just bring your drink with you. Palomino features $6 drafts and $8 domestics all night long for locals and out-of-towners alike.

There’s no other strip club in Vegas like Palomino Club. With 100+ dancers at peak hours, you’ll see why the legendary Palomino Club was chosen by the Playboy Channel to be featured in their hit series, The King of Clubs.

Bring your wife or girlfriend. The dancers at Palomino are couples-friendly and they love entertaining their female fans.

Groups of two or more can get free admission to Palomino (a $30 savings for each member of your party) by calling 1.702.327.7258 for the club’s free limo. Locals who arrive in their own cars are free, out-of-towners who arrive in their own cars pay $10, but if you arrive late on a busy night, you may be hit with a tab to cover two drinks up front.  The club also offers packages that are a good deal for couples and groups.

Do not take a cab here, or you will pay a $30 cover charge.  If you do take a cab, have the cabby drop you off at Jerry’s Nugget casino across the street.  Walk across the street to the club and your admission will be only $10.

Palomino’s $60 “Flying Solo” package gets you free round-trip transportation by the club limo, free admission, a line pass and two drinks–or roughly $90 in value. Don’t waste your money on cab fare and cover charge. You can get a lap dance with what you save. (And yes, that’s free round-trip transport.)  (This package is only available Sundays through Thursdays.)

Note: Palomino is a popular club that gets packed at peak hours, so arrange for limo pick-up by 9:30-10:00 pm–or buy a package at the club website–to make sure both a limo and a good table will be available.  Although dancers only have to be 18+, you must be 21+.


Sapphire — Get Physical with 400 Topless Babes in Vegas’ Wildest Lap Dance Orgy

sapphire las vegas is famous for high mileage lap dances

Jessica Ann Is a Sapphire Gem

If you like “Vegas-style” lap dancing (topless, hands-on, with beautiful female flesh in your face, in your lap and all over your bod), Sapphire (club review / club website) is the place to be on a Friday night for guys who would like to immerse themselves in booby heaven.

Sapphire is Las Vegas’ largest and most elegant strip club, with uncountable hundreds of dancers in skimpy lingerie filling every nook and cranny and lap of the club at peak hours.  If there’s a type of girl you prefer — blond with big titties, petite Asian, flashy seniorita — one of the hosts will be happy to steer your type to your table. Sapphire’s club policy is to treat all guests like VIPs. (Your host won’t ask you for a tip, but if he treats you righteous, be a sport.)

Bring twenties, however many you haven’t already blown in the casinos, and you will have a night to remember.

Get Porn Star Heather Vahn in Your Lap Tonight

Heather Vahn, the busty star of Gag Reflex and Cuties in Captivity, will be featured live on Sapphire’s stage throughout the night, starting around 11 – 11:30 pm. If you’d like to get this cutie into captivity yourself tonight, you can take her into Sapphire’s VIP room for a private show you’ll never forget.

You can also reserve a place at Heather’s private table (with a two-hour open bar) for $135, and if you’d like an unforgettable only-in-Vegas experience, you can even reserve a steak and lobster dinner date and private show with her in a Sapphire Skybox for $1600, online here.

Other package deals are available as well, all of which include free limo transport to the club, a line pass, free admission and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in town.  For more information and a schedule of porn stars to come, see Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire.

If you’re going mainly for the lap dances, the VIP65 package for solo guys and packages for couples/groups (available here) get you not only the amenities above, but also extra value on drinks and a reserved table – very important at this club, where it can be hard to find a place to sit down on the weekends.

You can also get free admission by driving yourself or calling for the free club limo at 702-869-0003. Do not take a cab or commercial limo or you will be charged the $35 entry fee. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle–a no-brainer.)


Circus of Whore-ers at Little Darlings

Little Darlings (club review) is advertising a haunted house and some kind of motion simulation ride to celebrate Halloween now through Oct 31. The haunted house is $14 and the ride is $5, or get a combo ticket for $18. In honor of Breast Cancer Awareness Month, $1 of each cover charge benefits “Making Strides Against Breast Cancer.” No alcohol, nude dancers, 18+.


Saturday, October 8

Sapphire Features Porn Queen Alexis Monroe

The featured performer at Sapphire (club review / club website) tonight is Alexis Monroe. Alexis has starred in such film classics as Angelic Asses, Buns of Anarchy, and Beyond the Call of Booty 5. If you’d like to check out her angelic ass a bit closer in Sapphire’s VIP room, or even get her alone in a Sapphire Skybox, perhaps with dinner and champagne, all you have to do is ask. Reserve a seat at Alexis’ private table or get one of the VIP packages to have more personal fun with her online here.

With Sapphire’s other package deals (available online) you get a discount on drink prices, plus free limo transport and admission, a line pass and a reserved VIP table – a real value because seats are hard to come by at peak hours and it’s hard to get a lap dance if you don’t have an available lap.

If you’re alone, the VIP65 ($65) package gets you a reserved table and provides extra bang for your buck, all expenses considered. 

You can also get free admission by driving yourself or calling for the free club limo at 702-869-0003.   Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo or you will be charged the $35 entry fee. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle – a no-brainer.)

Sapphire Comedy Hour

The Sapphire Showroom is a 300-seat theater with table seating and the crowd is mostly couples. There’s a full bar and cocktail service throughout the show. This is a great place to bring your wife or girlfriend for a comedy show before erotic entertainment.

The $20 tickets are a bargain – most of the casino showroom comedy show tix are in the $50 – 100 range. The entry fee gets you into Sapphire’s main room for no extra charge when the comedy show is over.

Watch some of today’s top standup comics try out new material and experiment with edgier humor. The Sapphire Comedy Hour is the Vegas hot spot for up-and-coming comics to get crazy and let loose.  Headlining tonight is Roger Rodd, special guest comic Ray Love, plus a classy burlesque dancer (Buttercup Delight) and a weird one-of-a-kind magician, The Shocker.

You can also get a $65 VIP ticket to the Comedy Hour, which includes limo transport and admission, plus an open bar from 8 – 9:30 pm.

There’s also a dinner option in the Showroom (gourmet Mexican from the El Dorado Cantina–non-GMO, organic) before or during the show. Showroom doors open at 7 pm. The show starts at 8 pm.

Call 1.702.869.0003 for the club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon.

Live Burlesque in Las Vegas at Boomer’s Bar

“The Freaks Come Out At Night” is the theme tonight, emceed by Molly Boom Boom. Featured performers: LaRosa Muerta, Neon, Salem Embers, Miss Karla Joy, Kerri N’ Fuego, and SinSity Pearl.                                                    

Doors: 8:30 pm; Show: 9:00 pm. $15 cash at the door. Boomers Bar is located at 3200 W Sirius Ave, Las Vegas. 21+ Full bar.


Vegas Strip Clubs with UFC 204 Viewing Parties

The main event at UFC 204 is for the middleweight title, Bisping vs Henderson. Prelim bouts will be screened starting at 5 pm or 6 in most clubs, with the main event sometime around 8 pm.

Crazy Horse III (club review)
Deja Vu Showgirls (club review)
Hustler Club (club review)


Sunday, October 9

Burlesque Roulette at Artifice

I never thought I’d see a striptease to Woodie Guthrie’s “This Land Is Your Land,” but that’s what you get some times when you play burlesque roulette. This is the burlesque show that gets surreal in the second half, when the strippers have to disrobe to music chosen randomly by spinning a wheel.

Miranda Glamour will emcee tonight, with performances by Fifi Switchblade, Loon-A-Tik, Penni Piper, Krotch Bandikoot, Neon, and SpiderElla.

The Artifice is located at 1025 First Street, Las Vegas. 8 pm. $10. Full bar. Must be 21+.


Vegas Strip Clubs Screening Sunday Night Football

Some of the Vegas strip clubs screen Sunday night games, which, like the big Monday night games, also kickoff at 5:30 pm. Don’t expect the big crowds or free eats, but if you like watching football with topless girls available, these are the clubs that have announced Sunday Night Football viewing parties:

Crazy Horse III (club review)
Deja Vu Showgirls (club review)
OG (club review)
Spearmint Rhino (club review)


Bikini Bull-Riding at Gilley’s

If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). The 11 pm Bikini Bull-Riding contest is actually pretty sexy–amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.


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