This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, November 18

Enjoy a Lap Dance Orgy with Busty Bondage Queen Jelena Jensen at Sapphire

Every once in a while, a man must give in to his primal needs. Has it been too long since you’ve had a hot young babe in your lap? When was the last time you had a porn star alone for an up-close and personal performance?

If any of your primal needs involve female breasts, Sapphire (club review / club website) is the club you don’t want to miss on this Vegas trip. The club is a tit man’s dream in terms of quality and sheer numbers, and there’s no sit-on-your-hands rule in Vegas, so be gentle but have a ball.

This is an elegant club, so bring lots of twenties and dress nice. These girls have bods to die for and are generous about sharing them.

If you like your women tied up and struggling, you’ll love porn star Jelena Jensen, who will be performing on stage throughout the night, starting around 11 – 11:30. Jelena is a former Playboy model and Penthouse Pet who’s made all kinds of bondage flicks. Or perhaps you’re a fan of her foot fetish masterpiece, Savor My Socks. This is your chance to play with her lovely feet for hours.

You can reserve a seat at her private tables (with a two-hour open bar) for $135. You can also take her into Sapphire’s VIP room for some topless personal attention, or even reserve a steak, lobster and champagne dinner date with her in a Sapphire Skybox for $1600.  You can set up your fun online here (or call 702-869-0003).

Sapphire Las Vegas Dancer

Addison Is a Sapphire Gem

You can also get a solo-guy VIP package here  starting at $65 (includes a $50 drink card plus a free shot) and enjoy the stage show and Sapphire’s uncountable hundreds of  lap dancers. All club packages include free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in town.  If there’s a particular type of girl you prefer — hot blonde, big booty, Asian nymph, whatever — one of the hosts will be happy to direct your fantasy girls to your table. Sapphire’s club policy is to treat all guests like VIPs. (Your host won’t ask you for a tip, but if he treats you righteous, be a sport.)

Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $35 entry fee. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle–a no-brainer.)

For more information and a schedule of porn stars to come, see Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire.

 

Palomino Club — All Nude, Full Bar, and Wildest Stage Show in Vegas

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Reagan Reilly in Palomino’s Red Room

Palomino Club (club review / club website) is the only club in Vegas for guys who prefer to be with beautiful women who are completely naked. If you think dancers should just ditch the panties and g-strings and show off the bods they were born with, go to Palomino. It’s the only club in Vegas where you can drink booze and see pussy simultaneously.

The Palomino dancers get totally nude both on stage and in the private VIP rooms. For $100 you can get any of them naked for an up-close and personal show in the private, curtained VIP rooms. Isn’t it about time you were alone with a naked girl who isn’t your wife, fiancée, or girlfriend?

Palomino has 100+ dancers at peak hours and is also one of the best deals in Vegas, with $6 drafts and $8 domestics for locals and visitors alike.  And Palomino has the wildest stage show in Las Vegas, with the country’s top pole dancers flying around the poles like a naked Cirque show.

Check out some pics that were shot inside Palomino Club on a typical night:  Pole Dancers of Palomino ClubLilith and Fiona’s Girl-on-Girl Show and TVO’s Dancer of the Month, Scarlett.

At Palomino, you won’t be charged an additional VIP bar tab. Many clubs charge $40, $80, $100+ depending on how long you’re in there. At Palomino, just bring your drink with you.

The dancers at Palomino are couples-friendly and they love entertaining their female fans. If your wife or girlfriend likes strip clubs or always wanted to see a strip club, hey, you’re in Vegas. Do it. Other couples will be there and having fun. The dancers are talented and charming entertainers.

Groups of two or more can get free admission to Palomino (a $30 savings for each member of your party) by calling 1.702.327.7258 for the club’s free limo. Locals who arrive in their own cars are free, out-of-towners who arrive in their own cars get in free before 9 pm or pay $10 after, but if you arrive late on a busy night, you may be hit with a tab to cover two drinks up front.  The club also offers packages that are a good deal for couples and groups.

Do not take a cab here, or you will pay a $30 cover charge. 

Palomino’s $60 “Flying Solo” package gets you free round-trip transportation by the club limo, free admission, a line pass and two drinks — or roughly $90 in value. Don’t waste your money on cab fare and cover charge. You can get a lap dance with what you save. (And yes, that’s free round-trip transport.)  (This package is only available Sundays through Thursdays.)

Note: Palomino is a popular club that gets packed at peak hours, so arrange for limo pick-up by 9:30-10:00 pm–or buy a package at the club website–to make sure both a limo and a good table will be available.  Although dancers only have to be 18+, you must be 21+.

 

Saturday, November 19

Sapphire — 400+ Lap Dancers, Plus Porn Star Nina Elle

Sapphire (club review / club website) features porn star Nina Elle on the main stage tonight, and ready for action in the VIP. You’ve seen Nina in such art film classics as Epic Tits, Pussy Crazy 2, and Finger Lickin Girlfriends 3.

She’ll be performing on stage throughout the night starting at 11 – 11:30 pm, and will also be available for more intimate topless fun in Sapphire’s VIP room or one of their totally private luxurious Skyboxes.

Reserve a seat at Nina’s tables (with a two-hour open bar) for $135, or reserve a one-hour steak and lobster dinner date and private show with her in a Skybox for $1600. Other packages are available online here. Early reservations are advised. Don’t be shy about asking her for some private fun time. That’s why she’s here.

For more information and a schedule of porn stars to come, see Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire.

If you’d prefer to just spend the night sampling Sapphire’s uncountable hundreds of lap dancers, helping as many of them as you can to get out of their tops and into your lap, my advice is to get a solo-guy VIP package here starting at $65 (includes a $50 drink card) and enjoy the stage show and Sapphire’s unmatched selection of gorgeous topless girls. Again, Vegas does NOT have a sit-on-your-hands law. Be gentle and generous and your hands will be busy.

All club packages include free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in town.

Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $35 entry fee. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo. Sapphire’s limos are in service 24/7. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle – it was $18 or $19 last time I checked, but worth it – a no-brainer.)

 

Sapphire Comedy Hour — Every Saturday Night

The Sapphire Showroom is a 300-seat theater with table seating and the crowd is mostly couples. There’s a full bar and cocktail service throughout the show. This is a great place to bring your wife or girlfriend for a comedy show before erotic entertainment. The Sapphire Comedy Hour was just awarded the Gold Award for Best Comedy Show in Las Vegas by the Las Vegas Review-Journal.

The $20 tickets are a bargain – most of the casino showroom comedy show tix are in the $50 – 100 range. The entry fee gets you into Sapphire’s main room for no extra charge when the comedy show is over.

Watch some of today’s top standup comics try out new material and experiment with edgier humor. The Sapphire Comedy Hour is the Vegas hot spot for up-and-coming comics to get crazy and let loose.  Headlining tonight is Jeremy Flores, plus topless comedian Janell DiMaggio, magician The Shocker, and a classy burlesque dancer, Kalani Kokonuts.

You can also get a $65 VIP ticket to the Comedy Hour, which includes limo transport and admission, plus an open bar from 8 – 9:30 pm.

There’s also a dinner option in the Showroom (gourmet Mexican from the El Dorado Cantina–non-GMO, organic) before or during the show. Showroom doors open at 7 pm. The show starts at 8 pm.

Call 1.702.869.0003 for the club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon.

 

Hustler Club Screening Kovalev vs Ward

Boxing fans can watch the Kovalev vs Ward combined (WBA, IBF and WBO) light heavyweight world championship at Hustler Club (club review) on PPV. This fight has a 2:30 pm start time and takes place at T-Mobile Arena in Las Vegas. Tickets at T-Mobile run from $119 (bring binocs) to $3713 (watch out for splattering blood). See it at Hustler for a lot less (and no need for binocs or rain gear): Locals $10, visitors $50.

 

Nerdlesque Night! Les Femmes Fatales!

If you like girls in glasses — and that’s always been my weakness — and you especially like them when they’re taking their clothes off — another of my weaknesses — you’ll like Nerdlesque Night at the Artifice, where nerdy girls become Femmes Fatales.

Performances by:  Allie Sparks, Gigi LeMew, La Rosa Muerta, Loon A Tik, Mae Du Luc, and May Blush, and from Scotland (yes, tonight only, nerdy Scottish girls taking their clothes off) Lou-Leigh Blue and Roxy Stardust. The Artifice Bar is located at 1025 First Street, Las Vegas. $10 cover. Starts 8 pm. Full bar. 21+

 

Sunday, November 20

Vegas Strip Clubs Screening Sunday Night Football

Some of the Vegas strip clubs screen Sunday night games, which, like the big Monday night games, also kickoff at 5:30 pm. Don’t expect the big crowds or free eats, but if you like watching football with topless girls available, these are the clubs that have announced Sunday Night Football viewing parties:

Crazy Horse III (club review)
Deja Vu Showgirls (club review)
Spearmint Rhino (club review)

 

Bikini Bull-Riding at Gilley’s

If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). The 11 pm Bikini Bull-Riding contest is actually pretty sexy–amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.
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