This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, December 2

Sapphire — Las Vegas’ Hottest Lap Dance Orgy (with Porn Star Darcie Dolce)

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Jessica Ann Is a Sapphire Gem

Sapphire (club review / club website) is where you go in Vegas if your idea of fun is a never-ending series of nearly naked hot babes in your lap, in your face, and in your hands. If you’re a breast man, at least once in your life, you owe it to yourself to experience Sapphire on a Friday or Saturday night.

With 400+ lap dancers looking for vacant laps, at the rate of 20 lap dances per hour, it would take you 20 hours to get one lap dance each from every one of them. No man has yet accomplished this feat, though many have had a hell of a lot of fun trying. Shouldn’t you go for the record?

Take my advice:  Bring twenties, get a seat, and let the titties come to you. These girls have bods to die for and they are generous about sharing. There’s no sit-on-your-hands law in Vegas.

Darcie Dolce at Sapphire Saturday Night

Darcie Dolce at Sapphire Saturday Night

Newcomer porn star, Darcie Dolce, will be performing on stage throughout the night starting around 11:30. She’ll be available for private VIP shows when she’s not on stage. If you’ve fantasized about getting alone with a porn star, here’s your golden opportunity.

You can reserve a seat at Darcie’s private tables (with a two-hour open bar) for $135. You can also take her into Sapphire’s VIP room for some topless personal attention, or even reserve a steak, lobster and champagne dinner date with her in a Sapphire Skybox for $1600.  You can set up your fun online here (or call 702-869-0003).

You can also get a solo-guy or group VIP package here  starting at $65 (includes a $50 drink card plus a free shot) and enjoy the stage show and lap dancers. All club packages include free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in town.  If there’s a particular type of girl you prefer — hot blonde, big booty, Asian nymph, whatever — one of the hosts will be happy to direct your fantasy girls to your table. Sapphire’s club policy is to treat all guests like VIPs. (Your host won’t ask you for a tip, but if he treats you righteous, be a sport.)

Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $35 entry fee. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle–a no-brainer.)

For more information and a schedule of porn stars to come, see Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire.

 

Palomino Club — Full Bar, Fully-Nude Dancers & Wildest Stage Show in Town

Reagan Reilly

Reagan Reilly in Palomino’s Red Room

Palomino Club (club review / club website) is the only place in town to go if you prefer to see completely naked dancers while you’re enjoying a drink. At all the other strip clubs in Vegas, if they serve booze, the g-strings stay on. It’s the law. Thank heavens, Palomino Club has an exemption from that law. If you like pussy, you’ll like Palomino.

Palomino features 100+ dancers at peak hours, all of whom get naked on stage in the wildest, sexiest, most over-the-top erotic show in Vegas.  This isn’t just a few babes twerking.  This is naked nymphets in flight around the stripper poles and causing grown men to gape at their sizzling girl on girl acts.

For $100 you can also get any of these girls naked for a one-on-one show in the private, curtained VIP rooms. Isn’t it about time you were alone with a naked girl who isn’t your wife, fiancée, or girlfriend? And there’s no extra bar tab required in Palomino’s VIP. With $6 drafts and $8 domestics for locals and visitors alike, just bring your drink with you and spend your mad money on the girls.

Check out some pics that were shot inside Palomino Club on a typical night:  Pole Dancers of Palomino ClubLilith and Fiona’s Girl-on-Girl Show and TVO’s Dancer of the Month, Scarlett.

If you’re thinking of introducing your wife or girlfriend to strip club entertainment for the first time, Palomino is the perfect place to do it. The dancers are so talented and the stage show so exhilarating that women often become the biggest tippers. The dancers are couples-friendly and they love entertaining their female fans. Add a new level of erotic to your relationship.

Groups of two or more can get free admission to Palomino (a $30 savings for each member of your party) by calling 1.702.327.7258 for the club’s free limo. Locals who arrive in their own cars are free, out-of-towners who arrive in their own cars get in free before 9 pm or pay $10 after, but if you arrive late on a busy night, you may be hit with a tab to cover two drinks up front.  The club also offers packages that are a good deal for couples and groups.

Do not take a cab here, or you will pay a $30 cover charge. 

Palomino’s $60 “Flying Solo” package gets you free round-trip transportation by the club limo, free admission, a line pass and two drinks — or roughly $90 in value. Don’t waste your money on cab fare and cover charge. You can get a lap dance with what you save. (And yes, that’s free round-trip transport.)  (This package is only available Sundays through Thursdays.)

Note: Palomino is a popular club that gets packed at peak hours, so arrange for limo pick-up by 9:30-10:00 pm–or buy a package at the club website–to make sure both a limo and a good table will be available.  Although dancers only have to be 18+, you must be 21+.

 

Hustler Club’s “Chicks and Chaps” for NFR

The National Finals Rodeo is here and Hustler Club (club review) is having some “Chicks and Chaps” specials from Dec 1 – 10. If you show your NFR stub you can get a free Jack Daniels cocktail or a Bud beer. Jack Fire shots are $3 throughout. Topless, full bar, 21+

 

Saturday, December 3

Fetish Queen Rubber Doll Gets Physical with Her Fans at Sapphire

Rubber Doll

Rubber Doll at Sapphire Saturday Night

Tonight Sapphire (club review / club website) features the kinky, busty porn star Rubber Doll on the main stage and ready for action in the VIP. Rubber Doll is a highly sought after fetish model who specializes in squeezing into skintight rubber and latex outfits. Tonight, you can watch her squeezing out of those outfits.

She’ll be performing on stage throughout the night starting at 11 – 11:30 pm, and will also be available for more intimate topless fun in Sapphire’s VIP room or one of their totally private luxurious Skyboxes.

Reserve a seat at Rubber Doll’s tables (with a two-hour open bar) for $135, or reserve a one-hour steak and lobster dinner date and private show with her in a Skybox for $1600. Other packages are available online here. Early reservations are advised. Don’t be shy about asking her for some private fun time. That’s why she’s here.

For more information and a schedule of porn stars to come, see Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire.

If you’d prefer to just spend the night sampling Sapphire’s uncountable hundreds of lap dancers, helping as many of them as you can to get out of their tops and into your lap, my advice is to get a solo-guy VIP package here starting at $65 (includes a $50 drink card) and enjoy the stage show and Sapphire’s unmatched selection of gorgeous topless girls. Vegas does NOT have a sit-on-your-hands law. Be gentle and generous and your hands will have a fine time.

All club packages include free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in town.

Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $35 entry fee. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo. Sapphire’s limos are in service 24/7. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle – it was $18 or $19 last time I checked, but worth it – a no-brainer.)

 

Viva Vulgarity Burlesque at Boomers Bar

Ricardo Montalbum presents “Viva Vulgarity,” a burlesque show dedicated to being raunchy. Blanche Debris emcees the show featuring Miss May (Los Angeles), Nikita Bitch Project (Japan), Sweetie Bird (Sao Paulo, Brazil), Lolita Haze (The Nymphet of Burlesque) w/Jack O’Hartz, DeeDee Cupcake (Miss Rockin Bettie 2016), SinSity Pearl, Neon, and JP Nomi Malone.

This show is put on by Vegas locals who are dedicated to reviving the art of traditional burlesque.  The dancers range from dishes to grannies, but they all know how to shimmy and tease.

Boomers Bar is located at 3200 W Sirius, Las Vegas. Full Bar, 21+ only. $15 GA, $22 VIP. Doors 8:30, Show 9:00.

 

Sunday, December 4

Vegas Strip Clubs Screening Sunday Night Football

Some of the Vegas strip clubs screen Sunday night games, which, like the big Monday night games, also kickoff at 5:30 pm. Don’t expect the big crowds or free eats, but if you like watching football with topless girls available, these are the clubs that have announced Sunday Night Football viewing parties:

Crazy Horse III (club review)
Deja Vu Showgirls (club review)
Spearmint Rhino (club review)

 

Brunchlesque at Boomers

Brunchlesque – A Winter Waffleland is a show for anyone who thinks the main problem with going out for breakfast is that there won’t be enough girls in the restaurant taking off their clothes. Ricardo Montalbum solves this problem by serving breakfast in a bar and featuring burlesque dancers as entertainment, notably:  Nikita Bitch Project (Japan), Miss May (Los Angeles), Gypsy Louise (Burlesque Legend), Lolita Haze (The Nymphet of Burlesque), Sweetie Bird (Sao Paulo, Brazil), Kitschky Koo, Strawberry Tallcake, Darby Fox, Molly Boom-Boom, Miz Charlamay, Isabella Ivy, Daniel Howard and Rob Steiner. Emceed by Enoch Augustus Scott (from Zombie Burlesque).

Ticket price includes breakfast with scrambled eggs, bacon, sausage links, fruit, pastries, and waffles. Boomers Bar is located at 3200 W Sirius, Las Vegas. Doors at 11:30 am, show starts at noon. Tickets are 22.50. Full bar, 21+

 

Burly-Q Revue at Double Down Saloon

Femcee Miranda Glamour hosts the Double Down’s monthly burlesque bash, featuring tonight:  Auzzy Blood, Dee Dee Cupcake, Krystal Lawrence, and Little Miss Gumby, with music by Johnny Zig and the Highliters. The Double Down Saloon is a locals’ hangout known for burlesque, comedy, novelty acts, hot local bands, and weird drink concoctions. The Bacon Martini and the Ass Juice are two house specialties. The Double Down Saloon is located at 4640 S Paradise Rd, Las Vegas. No cover. 9 pm. Full bar, 21+ only.

 

Bikini Bull-Riding at Gilley’s

If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). The 11 pm Bikini Bull-Riding contest is actually pretty sexy–amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.
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