This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, December 16

Sapphire — World’s Largest Gentlemen’s Club and Lap Dance Orgy

Sapphire Las Vegas Dancer

Oshun Is a Sapphire Gem

Every once in a while, a man needs a hot topless babe in his lap. And sometimes, he needs two babes, or three, or a dozen in succession. Sometimes a man needs an entire evening immersed to his eyeballs in beautiful bare boobs.

Sapphire (club review / club website) understands men’s needs. This club has put together a lap dance scene the likes of which the world has never seen. If you’re in Vegas this weekend, and you’ve never been to a lap dance orgy, go to Sapphire.

Sapphire is the world’s largest gentlemen’s club, with 400 lap dancers looking for laps at peak hours. It’s like a lap dance just walking to your table through the wall-to-wall women. These girls have bods to die for and they are generous about sharing. There’s no sit-on-your-hands law in Vegas, so be careful or you may OD on titties.

My advice is to get a solo-guy VIP package here starting at $65.  It includes a $50 drink card plus a free shot, and like all club packages includes free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in town.  Group package deals are available as well at that link if you are coming with your buddies.

Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $45 entry fee. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo. Sapphire’s limos are in service 24/7.


Crazy Horse III 2-Hour Open Bar for Locals

Crazy Horse III (club review) has a “12 Days of Christmas” promotion for locals only. Each night, for 12 consecutive days until Christmas, there will be an open bar for locals from 10 pm till midnight, with free drinks provided by that night’s liquor sponsor. Here are the sponsors for each remaining night until Christmas: Thu Dec 15 SL Vodka; Fri Dec 16 Malibu Rum; Sat Dec 17 Three Olives Vodka; Sun Dec 18 Zing Vodka; Mon Dec 19 Bud Light; Tue Dec 20 Absolut Vodka; Wed Dec 21 Skyy Vodka; Thu Dec 22 Effen Vodka; Fri Dec 23 Ciroc Vodka; Sat Dec 24 Belvedere Vodka; Sun Dec 25 Grey Goose Vodka.   Topless. Full bar. 21+


Hustler’s Fuso Lounge Naughty XXXmas Party

Fuso, the rooftop lounge at Hustler Club (club review), is having an “everything 80s” Naughty XXXmas Party, with a live performance by the Spazmatics. Full bar. 21+


Saturday, December 17

Palomino Club — Full Bar and Fully Nude Dancers

Palomino Club Las Vegas Dancer

Scarlett Dances at Palomino Club

Palomino Club (club review / club website) is the only club in Vegas with a full bar where the dancers get naked — completely naked, all of them, every night, on stage and in the private VIP shows (which start at $100).

And Palomino’s beautiful naked dancers put on the sexiest, wildest stage show in town – like a naked Cirque show – with nymphets flying around the stripper polls, pulling off each other’s g-strings, and doing sizzling striptease. To get an idea of what you’re in for, check out some pics that were shot inside Palomino Club on a typical night:  Pole Dancers of Palomino ClubLilith and Fiona’s Girl-on-Girl Show and TVO’s Dancer of the Month, Scarlett.

Palomino’s VIP room is all private curtained booths, not a group VIP room with little privacy.  In Palomino’s VIP room, where the dancer performs utterly bare, you and the dancer can only see each other.  Plus there’s no extra bar tab required in the VIP. Just bring your drink with you.

Palomino features 100+ dancers at peak hours. A draft is $6, a domestic $8, for locals and out-of-state alike.

If you’re thinking of introducing your wife or girlfriend to strip club entertainment for the first time, Palomino is the perfect place to do it. The dancers are so talented and the stage show so sexy and entertaining that women often become the biggest tippers. The dancers are couples-friendly and they love entertaining their female fans.

Groups of two or more can get free admission to Palomino (a $30 savings for each member of your party) by calling 1.702.327.7258 for the club’s free limo. Locals who arrive in their own cars are free, out-of-towners who arrive in their own cars get in free before 9 pm or pay $10 after, but if you arrive late on a busy night, you may be hit with a tab to cover two drinks up front.  The club also offers packages that are a good deal for couples and groups.

Do not take a cab here, or you will pay a $30 cover charge.

Palomino’s $60 “Flying Solo” package gets you free round-trip transportation by the club limo, free admission, a line pass and two drinks — or roughly $90 in value. Don’t waste your money on cab fare and cover charge. You can get a lap dance with what you save. (And yes, that’s free round-trip transport.)  (This package is only available Sundays through Thursdays.)

Note: Palomino is a popular club that gets packed at peak hours, so arrange for limo pick-up by 9:30-10:00 pm–or buy a package at the club website–to make sure both a limo and a good table will be available.  Although dancers only have to be 18+, you must be 21+.


Christmas Party at Sheri’s Ranch

Sheri's Ranch Courtesan

Perla Is a Courtesan at Sheri’s Ranch

Sheri’s Ranch (brothel review) annual Christmas Bash will be on Saturday, December 17 this year. The party starts at 8 pm. Cover charge is $10, or just bring a new, unwrapped toy. Door proceeds go to benefit Toys for Tots.

There will be free food, drink specials, and music by DJ Cass. Door prizes include a 50″ TV, a laptop, and a Samsung Galaxy Tablet.

This is a great opportunity for you to check out the place, get a tour, and meet and chat up the ladies in a relaxed social scene where everyone’s just there to eat, drink, flirt and have fun. And who knows what might happen if you meet the right girl? It could be your most memorable holiday party ever.

Sheri’s Ranch is located in Pahrump, about an hour west of Vegas. If you’re driving, just take Hwy 160 (Blue Diamond Rd) west to Pahrump. Turn left on Manse Rd, then left on Hafen Ranch Rd, then left on Homestead Rd. Sheri’s is located at 10551 Homestead Rd.

At Sheri’s website, you can check out which ladies are available and get a lot more info about the place and how it all works.

Sheri’s offers round-trip transport to the brothel 24/7. Call (866) 820-9100 to reserve your ride at least one hour in advance.

Sheri’s also offers a hotel and restaurant apart from the brothel, so you can spend the night. Both the hotel and brothel are handicap-accessible.

For more info on Vegas area brothels, see:  Las Vegas Area Brothels and Escorts — A Guide.


Hustler’s Fuso Lounge Trip Ink Tattoo Holiday Party

Trip Ink Tattoo is hosting a holiday party at Fuso, the rooftop lounge at Hustler Club  (club review). DJ L Boogie spinning wax and a live performance by Conflict of Interest. Hustler Club is a topless club. Fuso on the roof is a nightclub. Both have a full bar. 21+


Nerdlesque Presents Horror Night at the Artifice Bar

Nerdlesque is just what it sounds like. Burlesque performed by nerds for an audience of nerds. You don’t have to be a nerd to go to this show, so long as you think it’s fun to watch nerds. And how often do you really get to see nerds doing traditional striptease?

In keeping with holiday tradition, the theme tonight (Saturday, Dec 17) will be horror.

Nerdlesque will be emceed by JP Nomi Malone, and features Dahlia Dark, Jack O’Hartz, Loon A Tik, Mitzy Mayhem, Neon, Penni Piper, and Brandy Snifter (from LA).

Doors open at 7:30 pm. Show starts at 8:00. The Artifice Bar is located downtown near the Fremont Street Experience at 1025 First Street, Las Vegas. $10 cover. Full bar. 21+


Sunday, December 18

Vegas Strip Clubs Screening Sunday Night Football

Some of the Vegas strip clubs screen Sunday night games, which, like the big Monday night games, kickoff at 5:30 pm. Don’t expect the big crowds or free eats, but if you like watching football with topless girls available, these are the clubs that have announced Sunday Night Football viewing parties:

Crazy Horse III (club review)
Deja Vu Showgirls (club review)
Spearmint Rhino (club review)


Bikini Bull-Riding at Gilley’s

If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). The 11 pm Bikini Bull-Riding contest is actually pretty sexy–amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.


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