Friday, January 6
Palomino Club — Full Bar, Full Nude, Hottest Stage Show in Town
If you’re in Vegas this weekend for the Consumer Electronics Show, let me hip you to a locals’ secret about a one-of-a-kind Vegas strip club that you don’t want to miss. Palomino Club (club review / club website) is the only gentlemen’s club in Vegas with a full bar and fully-nude dancers. The dancers get naked both on stage and in the private VIP shows.
At every other strip club in this town that serves booze, the g-strings must stay on. That’s the law in Vegas for every gentlemen’s club except Palomino.
Palomino is different in other ways too. How about $6 drafts and $8 domestics, for locals and out-of-state visitors alike? How about a VIP room that’s all curtained private booths (prices start at $100) where you can be alone with a dancer?
At peak hours, Palomino has 100+ dancers and they put on the wildest and most erotic stage show in town — flying around the stripper polls, pulling off each other’s g-strings, and doing sizzling, leg-spreading floor work. Check out some pics that were shot inside Palomino Club on a typical night: Pole Dancers of Palomino Club, Lilith and Fiona’s Girl-on-Girl Show and TVO’s Dancer of the Month, Scarlett.
Plus there’s no extra bar tab required in the VIP, so just bring your drink with you.
If you’re thinking of introducing your wife or girlfriend to strip club entertainment for the first time, Palomino is the perfect place to do it. The dancers are so talented and the stage show so sexy and entertaining that women often become the biggest tippers. The dancers are couples-friendly and they love entertaining their female fans.
Groups of two or more can get free admission to Palomino (a $30 savings for each member of your party) by calling 1.702.327.7258 for the club’s free limo. Out-of-towners who arrive in their own cars get in free before 9 pm or pay $10 after, but if you arrive late on a busy night, you may be hit with a tab to cover two drinks up front. The club also offers packages that are a good deal for couples and groups.
Do not take a cab here, or you will pay a $30 cover charge. If you must take a cab, have the cabby drop you off across the street at Jerry’s Nugget casino. That way your admission fee is the same as if you drove yourself.
Palomino’s $60 “Flying Solo” package gets you free round-trip transportation by the club limo, free admission, a line pass and two drinks — or roughly $90 in value. Don’t waste your money on cab fare and cover charge. You can get a lap dance with what you save. (Again, that’s free round-trip transport.) (This package is only available Sundays through Thursdays.)
Note: Palomino is a popular club that gets packed at peak hours, so arrange for limo pick-up by 9:30-10:00 pm–or buy a package at the club website–to make sure both a limo and a good table will be available. Although dancers only have to be 18+, you must be 21+.
Sapphire — Uncountable Hundreds of Lap Dancers and Vegas’s Wildest Lap Dance Orgy
After a long day of wrapping your brain around high-tech gadgets and gizmos at CES, aren’t you ready to unwind by focusing on tits?
Sapphire (club review / club website) is home to Las Vegas’ biggest and wildest lap dance scene, with 400+ gorgeous women in skimpy lingerie looking to get topless in your lap, face and hands. Las Vegas doesn’t have a sit-on-your-hands law, so bring plenty of twenties and go home with some Vegas memories that will inspire your dreams and fantasies long after you’ve left town.
Tonight, Friday, January 6, porno queen Jynx Maze, featured in such classic films as Beyond the Call of Booty and Anal Acrobats, will be performing on stage and making herself available for private VIP lap dances.
Jynx starts her stage performances around 11:30 pm and will perform numerous times throughout the night. When she’s not on stage, she’ll be looking for guys who want to get physical with her. Here’s your chance to get up-close-and-personal with a voluptuous, uninhibited porn star with a body to die for, so don’t be shy. She’s here to make money by having fun with her fans. Make reservations early, as Jynx has a huge following.
You can reserve a seat at Jynx’s private table (with a two-hour open bar) for $135. You can take her into Sapphire’s VIP room or even reserve a steak, lobster and champagne dinner date with her in a Sapphire Skybox for $1600. Set up your fun online here (or call 702-869-0003).
A solo-guy VIP package (available here) starts at $65 (and includes a $50 drink card plus a free shot). Other club packages are available for groups and couples. All packages include free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table, host service and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in town.
Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $45 entry fee. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo. Sapphire’s limos are in service 24/7.
For more information on upcoming porn star appearances, see: Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire.
Melania Trump Lookalike on Stage at Little Darlings
Little Darlings (club review) has a Melania Trump lookalike performing nude on stage tonight and tomorrow night (Fri & Sat, Jan 6 & 7). All I can say is I’m glad Trump won the election, otherwise they’d be having a Hillary lookalike nude on stage and I don’t even want to think about that visual. No alcohol. 18+
Porn Stars on Stage at Hustler Club This Weekend
Hustler Club (club review) has porn stars Cindy Starfall and Kaylani Lei on stage this weekend. You can get free admission if you show your CES badge. Topless. Full bar. 21+
You can get free admission to Centerfolds (club review) this weekend if you show your CES badge. Topless. Full bar. 21+
Saturday, January 7
Sapphire Features Busty Porn Star Nikki Delano on Stage and in Your Lap
Tonight Sapphire (club review / club website) features the kinky porn star Nikki Delano on the main stage and ready for action in the VIP. Nikki was unforgettable in Butthole Barrio Bitches 3, and she’ll be even more unforgettable if you get her into your lap in Sapphire’s VIP room.
She’ll be performing on stage throughout the night starting at around 11:30 pm, and will also be available for more intimate topless fun in Sapphire’s VIP room or one of their totally private luxurious Skyboxes.
Reserve a seat at Nikki’s tables (with a two-hour open bar) for $135, or reserve a one-hour steak and lobster dinner date and private show with her in a Skybox for $1600. Other packages are available online here. Early reservations are advised. Don’t be shy about asking her to get naughty with you in private. That’s why she’s here.
For more information and a schedule of porn stars to come, see Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire.
If you’d prefer to just spend the night sampling Sapphire’s uncountable hundreds of lap dancers, helping as many of them as you can to get out of their tops and into your lap, my advice is to get a solo-guy VIP package here starting at $65 (includes a $50 drink card plus a free shot) and enjoy the stage show and Sapphire’s unmatched selection of gorgeous topless girls. Bring twenties, as many as you haven’t squandered in the casinos, and get some real value for your vacation dollars. Vegas does NOT have a no-touching law. Be gentle and generous and your hands will have a fine time.
All club packages include free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in town.
Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $35 entry fee. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo. Sapphire’s limos are in service 24/7. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle – it was $18 or $19 last time I checked, but worth it – a no-brainer.)
Sapphire Comedy Hour Is Back
The Sapphire Showroom is a 300-seat theater with table seating, a full bar and cocktail service throughout the show. This is a great place to bring your wife or girlfriend for a comedy show before erotic entertainment. The Sapphire Comedy Hour was recently awarded the Gold Award for Best Comedy Show in Las Vegas by the Las Vegas Review-Journal.
The $20 tickets are a bargain – most of the casino showroom comedy show tix are in the $50 – 100 range. The entry fee gets you into Sapphire’s main room (lap dance central) for no extra charge when the comedy show is over.
Watch some of today’s top standup comics try out new material and experiment with edgier humor. Tonight, Tommy Savitt is the feature performer, plus topless comedienne (really!) Janell Dimaggio, magician Mon Dre and classy burlesque dancer, Kalani Kokonuts. The Sapphire Comedy Hour is the Vegas hot spot for up-and-coming comics to get crazy and let loose.
You can also get a $65 VIP ticket to the Comedy Hour, which includes limo transport and admission, plus an open bar from 8 – 9:30 pm.
There’s also a dinner option in the Showroom (gourmet Mexican from the El Dorado Cantina–non-GMO, organic) before or during the show. Showroom doors open at 7 pm. The show starts at 8 pm.
Call 1.702.869.0003 for the club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon.
It’s the 50th Birthday Party for SinSity Pearl tonight in the Boom Boom Room. Hosted by Lili VonSchtupp with performances by SinSity Pearl (duh), Banana Fosters, Dirty Merkin, La Rosa Muerta, Anita Brassiere, Sugar Shagmore, Kitty Coco Butter, Sheila Starr Siani, songstress Sheila Wright, comedian Justin Bishop, and magic by Georgette Dante.
This is traditional striptease out of bustles, gowns, boas and gloves by Vegas locals who are reviving the art.
Tix are $10 at the Door!! FREE PIZZA and CAKE! Doors at 8:30, Show starts at 9 pm. Boomers Bar is located at 3200 W Sirius, Las Vegas. Full Bar, 21+ only.
Sunday, January 8
Burlesque Roulette at Artifice
Tonight (Sunday, January 8) at the Artifice Bar, it’s Burlesque Roulette (review), another popular locals’ show emceed by Miss Miranda Glamour and featuring Aurora Australis, JP Nomi Malone, Little Miss Gumby, Lolita Haze, Sweetie Bird, and Kerri N Fuego.
This is a crazy burlesque show where the performers have to spin a wheel to determine what song they’ll strip to for their second act. If you’ve never seen a girl peel it off to Woodie Guthrie’s “This Land Is Your Land,” this may be the show for you. The Artifice Bar is located at 1025 First Street, Las Vegas. $10 cover. Starts 8 pm. Full bar. 21+
Bikini Bull-Riding at Gilley’s
If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). The 11 pm Bikini Bull-Riding contest is actually pretty sexy–amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.