This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, January 13

Sapphire — World’s Largest Gentlemen’s Club & Lap Dance Orgy

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Sapphire (club review / club website) has made Las Vegas the Lap Dance Capitol of the world. First, there’s the uncountable hundreds (400+ at peak hours) of hot babes in skimpy lingerie looking for guys who want them to doff their tops and settle in for some naughty playtime.

Couple this sheer number of gorgeous women seeking fun with the fact that Las Vegas doesn’t have a sit-on-your-hands law and you’ve got the world’s  biggest and wildest lap dance scene.

If you’re in Vegas this weekend, and you’ve never been to Sapphire on a Friday night, take however many twenties you haven’t already wasted in the casinos and have a ball. You will go home with Vegas memories that will inspire your dreams and fantasies long after you’ve left town.

Tonight, Friday, January 13, sweet petite porno queen Tia Cyrus will be the featured performer, appearing on stage throughout the night, then hanging around the club to do private shows for her fans.

Tia has often been typecast as a teenage slut in such films as Boffing the Babysitter, Candy Lickers, Barely Legal, Schoolgirl Stories, Teens in Trouble, Fresh Outta High School, She’s So Cute, and Worship My Schoolgirl Ass.

Tonight, you can worship little Tia’s schoolgirl ass alone and topless in Sapphire’s VIP room. She starts her stage performances around 11:30 pm, and when she’s not on stage, she’ll be looking for guys who want to get physical with her.

Here’s your chance to get up-close-and-personal with a scrumptious, uninhibited porn star, so don’t be shy. She’s here to make money by having fun with her fans. Make reservations early, as Tia has a huge following.

You can reserve a seat at Tia’s private table (with a two-hour open bar) for $135. You can take her into Sapphire’s VIP room or even reserve a steak, lobster and champagne dinner date with her in a Sapphire Skybox for $1600. Set up your fun online here (or call 702-869-0003).

A solo-guy VIP package (available here) starts at $65 (and includes a $50 drink card plus a free shot). Other club packages are available for groups and couples. All packages include free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table, host service and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in town.  If there’s a particular type of girl you like in your lap, just talk to a host and he will steer them to your table.

Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $45 entry fee. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo. Sapphire’s limos are in service 24/7.

For more information on upcoming porn star appearances, see:  Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire.


Burlesque at Baobob

This month’s Burlesque show features a Wassa Wear fashion show, as the ladies walk the runway in Wassa’s beautiful creations. Then Las Vegas’ own Blanche DeBris will be hosting the show, featuring Buttercup Delight, Farasha the Desert Siren, Kitschy Koo, Lolita Haze, Mirela, Miss Mishelle Bell, Miz Charlamay, Ms. Tina Cione and Stephane and Lina. Anita Brassiere will be the stage kitten.

Burlesque at Baobob is a show by Vegas locals who are keeping alive the art of traditional striptease.  Baobab Stage is located in Town Square (way south on Las Vegas Blvd) across from the Yardhouse. Tickets: $15 at the door. Full bar. 21+


Saturday, January 14

Palomino Club — Full Bar, Girls Who Lose Their G-Strings, and the Icing on the Cake — Reagan Reilly

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Palomino Club has the Wildest Stage Show in Vegas

Palomino Club (club review / club website) is where you go if you really like pussy. Sure, girls look cute in their panties, but they look a helluva lot cuter when they drop their panties and dance the way God intended them to dance.

In Vegas, Palomino is the only strip club with a full bar and dancers who perform in the raw, both on stage and in the private VIP shows. At other Vegas gentlemen’s clubs that serves booze, the g-strings must stay on. That’s the law in Vegas for every club except Palomino.

Palomino also puts on the wildest and most erotic stage show in town, with 100+ dancer nymphets at peak hours flying around the poles, helping each other out of their g-strings in sizzling girl-on-girl shows, and doing heart-stopping, leg-spreading floor work. Check out some pics that were shot inside Palomino Club on a typical night:  Pole Dancers of Palomino ClubLilith and Fiona’s Girl-on-Girl Show and TVO’s Dancer of the Month, Scarlett.

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Reagan Reilly in Palomino’s Red Room

Special tonight (Saturday Jan 14), Reagan Reilly will be in the house, on stage and available for intimate private shows. If you like your women not only naked but with a body to die for, don’t miss Reagan Reilly. She’s a lusty tease and award-winning pole dancer who appears as a feature performer in clubs all over the country. She lives here in Vegas and Palomino is her home club, but she doesn’t perform every weekend. When she does, I never miss her.

Palomino boasts friendly neighborhood prices, with $6 drafts and $8 domestics for locals and out-of-state visitors alike.  And in Palomino’s VIP room, with all curtained private booths, prices start at $100.  Plus there’s no extra bar tab required in the VIP, so just bring your drink with you.

This is also a perfect club to introduce your wife or girlfriend to strip club entertainment for the first time. The dancers are so talented and the stage show so sexy and entertaining that women love it. The dancers are couples-friendly and they love entertaining couples in the VIP.

Groups of two or more can get free admission to Palomino (a $30 savings for each member of your party) by calling 1.702.327.7258 for the club’s free limo. Out-of-towners who arrive in their own cars get in free before 9 pm or pay $10 after, but if you arrive late on a busy night, you may be hit with a tab to cover two drinks up front.  The club also offers packages that are a good deal for couples and groups.

Do not take a cab here, or you will pay a $30 cover charge. Call the club and talk to them about package deals that include transportation.

Palomino’s $60 “Flying Solo” package gets you free round-trip transportation by the club limo, free admission, a line pass and two drinks — or roughly $90 in value. Don’t waste your money on cab fare and cover charge. You can get a lap dance with what you save. (Again, that’s free round-trip transport.)  (This package is only available Sundays through Thursdays.)

Note: Palomino is a popular club that gets packed at peak hours, so arrange for limo pick-up by 9:30-10:00 pm–or buy a package at the club website–to make sure both a limo and a good table will be available.  Although dancers only have to be 18+, you must be 21+.


Sapphire — Party with Porn Queen Raven Bay

Tonight Sapphire (club review / club website) features the painfully adorable porn star Raven Bay on the main stage and ready for action in the VIP.

Raven’s luscious lips have starred in such features as Oral Damnation, Cum Glazed 5, Deep Throat This, Face Painters, Lollipop, and Man Eaters 2. When she comes down from the stage,  she’ll be trying to convince guys in the crowd to get a more intimate, private show with her.

Her stage performances start at around 11:30 pm. You can reserve a seat at Raven’s tables (with a two-hour open bar) for $135, get frisky with her in the VIP, or reserve a one-hour steak and lobster dinner date and private show with her in a Skybox for $1600. Other packages are available online here. Early reservations are advised. Don’t be shy about asking her for private time. That’s why she’s here.

For more information and a schedule of porn stars to come, see Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire.

If you’d prefer to just spend the night sampling Sapphire’s uncountable hundreds of lap dancers, helping as many of them as you can to get out of their tops and into your lap, my advice is to get a solo-guy VIP package here starting at $65 (includes a $50 drink card plus a free shot) and enjoy the stage show and Sapphire’s unsurpassed selection of gorgeous topless girls. Vegas does NOT have a no-touching law. Be gentle and generous and your hands will have a fine time.

All club packages include free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in town.

Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $35 entry fee. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo. Sapphire’s limos are in service 24/7. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle – it was $18 or $19 last time I checked, but worth it – a no-brainer.)


Sapphire Comedy Hour with Topless Comedienne Janell Dimaggio

The Sapphire Showroom is a 300-seat theater with table seating, a full bar and cocktail service throughout the show. This is a great place to bring your wife or girlfriend for a comedy show before erotic entertainment. The Sapphire Comedy Hour was recently awarded the Gold Award for Best Comedy Show in Las Vegas by the Las Vegas Review-Journal.

The $20 tickets are a bargain – most of the casino showroom comedy show tix are in the $50 – 100 range. The entry fee gets you into Sapphire’s main room (lap dance central) for no extra charge when the comedy show is over.

Watch some of today’s top standup comics try out new material and experiment with edgier humor. Tonight, Diaz Mackey is the feature performer, plus topless comedienne (really!) Janell Dimaggio, lunatic magician The Shocker and classy burlesque dancer, Buttercup Delight.  The Sapphire Comedy Hour is the Vegas hot spot for up-and-coming comics to get crazy and let loose.

You can also get a $65 VIP ticket to the Comedy Hour, which includes limo transport and admission, plus an open bar from 8 – 9:30 pm.

There’s also a dinner option in the Showroom (gourmet Mexican from the El Dorado Cantina–non-GMO, organic) before or during the show. Showroom doors open at 7 pm. The show starts at 8 pm.

Call 1.702.869.0003 for the club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon.


Live Burlesque in Las Vegas Presents “Women of 007” at Boomers Bar

It’s the women of Bond, James Bond, tonight, that will leave you shaken & stirred! Molly Boom Boom is emcee with Krotch Bandikoot as stage kitten! Tonight’s show features: Salem Embers, Penni Piper, May Blush, Lolita Haze, Mae du Luc, and Lily Star. $15 cash at the door. Doors open 8:45 pm, show starts 9:00 pm.

This is traditional striptease out of bustles, gowns, boas and gloves by Vegas locals who are reviving the art. Boomers Bar is located at 3200 W Sirius, Las Vegas. Full Bar, 21+ only.


Sunday, January 15

CelebriTease Burlesque at Boomers Bar

Tonight (Sunday Jan 15) is the return of CelebriTease, Las Vegas’ only celebrity impersonation burlesque show, hosted by Zombie Burlesque’s Enoch Augustus Scott.

Performers tonight will be Lolita Haze & Jack O’Hartz as Scarlett Johansson & Chris Evans; JP Nomi Malone as Reba McEntire, La Rosa Muerta & Gigi LeMew as Siegfried and Roy, Miz Charlamay as Liza Minnelli, Neon as Michelle Obama, Michelle Bellhoop as Olivia Wilde, Stephanie Danderson as Bette Midler, and naughty poetry by Ricardo Montalbum!

There are some real comic talents in this group.

The show starts at 8 pm (7:30 pm doors) at Boomer’s Bar – 3200 W Sirius Ave – Las Vegas. $15 cover. Full bar. 21+


Bikini Bull-Riding at Gilley’s

If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). The 11 pm Bikini Bull-Riding contest is actually pretty sexy–amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.


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