This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, March 10

Palomino Club — Full Bar, Naked Girls, Wild Show

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Rene Dances at Palomino Club

If you’re in a mood to see young, beautiful, healthy, athletic women — dancing naked — you can see them tonight at Palomino Club (club review / club website), where the stretched-out, in-shape, acrobatic dancers perform on stage in twos. Sit on the rail only if you dare, but if you dare, get a fistful of dollars to make it interesting.

The girls will not disappoint you. When not on stage, dancers circulate through the crowd in lingerie, looking to flirt and ask for company for a lap dance or a trip to the VIP room. There are 100+ first-rate dancers at Palomino Club at peak hours. 

Palomino is the only club in Vegas with a full bar where the girls get nude both on stage and in the private VIP shows. Check out Renee, our current Dancer of the Month. Wouldn’t you kinda like to see her teasing you one-on-one? 

At peak hours on Friday and Saturday night, you’ll have your pick of 100+ girls, all beautiful, fun and flirty, and ready to take it all off in a private show in Palomino’s VIP room. The VIP at Palomino is all one-on-one curtained booths, so you can focus on the girl you’re with and she can focus on you.

And unlike most Vegas strip clubs, at Palomino there’s no extra bar tab required in the VIP. Just bring your drink with you. Palomino has $6 drafts and $8 domestics for locals and out-of-state visitors alike.

Palomino also has private theme rooms with beds or sofas where you can control the lighting and sound. (See The Best Private VIP Rooms in Vegas.)

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Bethany on the Pole at Palomino Club

Palomino’s stage show is hands-down the wildest and sexiest in Vegas—think Cirque du Soleil, only naked and all girls. No other Vegas strip club or casino show even comes close on the erotic scale. This is a great place to bring your wife or girlfriend for an erotic date. Women love the show and the dancers are couples-friendly.

Check out some pics that were shot inside Palomino Club on a typical night:  Lilith and Fiona’s Girl-on-Girl ShowPole Dancers of Palomino Club, and TVO’s Dancer of the Month, Scarlett.

Groups of two or more can get free admission to Palomino (a $30 savings for each member of your party) by calling 1.702.327.7258 for the club’s free limo. Palomino also now has a direct text option on their website) . Out-of-towners who arrive in their own cars get in free before 9 pm or pay $10 after, but if you arrive late on a busy night, you may be hit with a tab to cover two drinks up front.  The club also offers packages that are a good deal for couples and groups. 

Do not take a cab here, or you will pay a $30 cover charge. Call the club and talk to them about package deals that include transportation.

Palomino’s $60 “Flying Solo” package gets you free round-trip transportation by the club limo, free admission, a line pass and two drinks — or roughly $90 in value. Don’t waste your money on cab fare and cover charge. You can get a lap dance with what you save. (Again, that’s free round-trip transport.)  (This package is only available Sundays through Thursdays.)

Note: Palomino is a popular club that gets packed at peak hours, so arrange for limo pick-up by 9:30-10:00 pm–or buy a package at the club website–to make sure both a limo and a good table will be available.  Although dancers only have to be 18+, you must be 21+.


Sapphire — The Ultimate Vegas Lap Dance Orgy

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Jessica Ann Is a Sapphire Gem

There’s a reason why men come from all over the world to see Sapphire (club review / club website). The world’s largest gentlemen’s club has a rep for being the world’s wildest gentlemen’s club. This is where you go in Vegas for up-close-and-physical hands-on fun with gorgeous women. 

Sapphire boasts 400+ dancers on the floor at peak hours — think nines and tens with hot bodies, all looking for men who want to help them out of their tops. Vegas doesn’t have a no-touching law, so the mileage is off the chart.

Sapphire also sets the standard for first-class service in a gentlemen’s club. The guys in coats are hosts, not bouncers, and it’s their job to keep the customers happy. If there’s a special type of girl you lust after (blonde, brunette or redhead, top-heavy, bottom-heavy, or sweet and petite), just talk to a host and he’ll steer those girls to your table.

Kissa Sins

Kissa Sins at Sapphire Friday Night

Tonight (Friday, March 10), Sins of Life star, Kissa Sins, will be on stage making guys sweat, then coming down from the stage to see if any guys want to sweat a lot more up close. You may have seen Kissa in Pornstar Paradise, Happy Endings or Oil Overload 14. The main thing Kissa Sins is known for is sinning. If you like watching hot women committing sins, you’ll love Kissa. She will be sinning her ass off.

You can reserve a seat at Kissa’s private tables (with a two-hour open bar) for $135. You can take her into Sapphire’s VIP room or even reserve a steak, lobster and champagne dinner date with her in a Sapphire Skybox for $1600. Set up your fun online here (or call 702-869-0003). Make reservations early, as Kissa has a big following.

A solo-guy VIP package (available here) starts at $65 (and includes a $50 drink card plus a free shot). Other club packages are available for groups and couples. All packages include free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table, host service and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in town.

Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $45 entry fee. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo. Sapphire’s limos are in service 24/7. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle – a no-brainer.)

For more information on upcoming porn star appearances, see:  Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire.


Brooke Evers at Crazy Horse III

Bikini Model/DJ Brooke Evers will be doing a DJ set at Crazy Horse III (club review) tonight. Crazy Horse has a $50 package that includes limo transport, admission, and a $60 drink voucher.  Topless, full bar, 21+


Free Drink for NASCAR Fans at Centerfolds

Get your first drink free at Centerfolds (club review) by showing your NASCAR stub every night this weekend, Fri/Sat/Sun. Full bar, 21+


Burlesque at Baobab

There is a monthly burlesque show at the Baobab Stage Theatre and tonight is the night. No details provided in the announcement, other than the show time 9 pm, tix $25 at the door. Full bar, 21+


Saturday, March 11

Sapphire — 400+ Lap Dancers, plus the Busty Gianna Michaels

Gianna Michaels

Gianna Michaels at Sapphire on Saturday

One hundred men were surveyed in Sapphire (club review / club website) on a recent Saturday night. Why are you here in Vegas? Number one answer: “I’m here for the tits.”

Sapphire is setting the standard for the Vegas-style lap dance. Vegas-style means there’s no “sit-on-your-hands” law, so your hands on her body become a part of the dance. Be gentle and caressing, and you will have a fine time in Vegas tonight.

Porn star Gianna Michaels will be acting like a real slut on stage, then looking for guys who think they can handle her and want to mess around with her in private when she comes down from the stage. Gianna has featured in such immortal classics as Welcome to Boobsville, Ass Masterpiece 4, and I’m Here for the Gangbang 2. If you’re a breast man, don’t miss the one and only Gianna Michaels.

Gianna’s stage performances start around 11:30 pm and continue throughout the night. You can reserve a seat at her tables (with a two-hour open bar) for $135, invite her into the VIP room, or reserve a one-hour steak and lobster dinner date and private show with her in a Skybox for $1600 (includes $500 for champagne). Other packages are available online here. Early reservations are advised. Don’t be shy about asking Gianna to get naughty with you. That’s why she’s here!

For more information and a schedule of porn stars to come, see Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire.

If you’d prefer to just spend the night sampling Sapphire’s uncountable hundreds of lap dancers (400+ at peak hours), helping as many of them as you can to get out of their tops and into your lap, my advice is to get a solo-guy VIP package here starting at $65 (includes a $50 drink card plus a free shot) and enjoy the stage show and Sapphire’s unsurpassed selection of gorgeous topless girls. Be gentle and generous and your hands will have a fine time. Sapphire is Las Vegas’s wildest lap dance orgy.

All club packages include free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in town.

Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $45 entry fee. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo. Sapphire’s limos are in service 24/7. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle – a no-brainer.)


Sapphire Comedy Hour — Every Saturday Night

The Sapphire Comedy Hour is a great way to introduce your wife or girlfriend to strip club entertainment by starting with a risqué comedy show where most of the audience is couples.

The Sapphire Showroom is a 300-seat theater with table seating, a full bar and cocktail service throughout the show. This show was recently awarded the Gold Award for Best Comedy Show in Las Vegas by the Las Vegas Review-Journal.

The $20 tickets are a bargain – most of the casino showroom comedy show tix are in the $50 – 100 range. Plus, the entry fee gets you into Sapphire’s main room for no extra charge when the comedy show is over.

Watch some of today’s top standup comics try out new material and experiment with edgier humor. Tonight, host Donny “Dat Dude” Johnson presents Vince Royale as the feature performer, and guest comic Rock the Comedian. Plus, there’s a lunatic magician, the Shocker, and a classy burlesque dancer, Lou Lou D’Vil.  This is the Vegas hot spot for up-and-coming comics to get crazy and let loose.

You can also get a $65 VIP ticket to the Comedy Hour, which includes limo transport and admission, plus an open bar from 8 – 9:30 pm.

There’s also a dinner option in the Showroom (gourmet Mexican from the El Dorado Cantina–non-GMO, organic) before or during the show. Showroom doors open at 7 pm. The show starts at 8 pm.

Call 1.702.869.0003 for the club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon.


Karnival — a Variety Show at Charlie’s Bar

Every second Saturday of the month see the Karnival at Charlie’s Bar. This is a circus-themed show featuring burlesque and boylesque, so be warned. Produced by Miz Charlamay; Showtime 10 pm. Charlie’s Bar is located at 5012 Arville St, Las Vegas. No Cover, 21+  


Sunday, March 12 

Burlesque Roulette at Artifice Bar

Tonight (Sunday, March 12) at the Artifice Bar, it’s Burlesque Roulette (review), another popular locals’ show emceed by Miss Miranda Glamour and featuring: Dirty Merkin, Fifi Switchblade, Lil Miss Firefly, Mr. and Mrs. F*cksmart, and Salem Embers.

This is a crazy burlesque show where the performers have to spin a wheel to determine what song they’ll strip to. If you’ve never seen a girl peel it off to Woodie Guthrie’s “This Land Is Your Land,” this may be the show for you. The Artifice Bar is located at 1025 First Street, Las Vegas. $10 cover. Starts 8 pm. Full bar. 21+


Bikini Bull-Riding at Gilley’s

If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). The 11 pm Bikini Bull-Riding contest is actually pretty sexy–amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.


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