This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, March 24

Sapphire — A Lap Dance Orgy with Porn Newcomer Darcie Dolce

Sapphire Las Vegas Dancer

Lola Is a Sapphire Gem

Sapphire (club review / club website) is famous for being the world’s largest gentlemen’s club.  It’s a wild, only-in-Vegas scene that you absolutely must experience if you like high-contact lap dances.

With 400+ dancers on the floor at peak hours — nines and tens with hot bodies looking for guys who want to get acquainted with their breasts — Sapphire is Las Vegas’s ultimate lap dance orgy. Note:  Vegas doesn’t have a no-touching law.

Sapphire also sets the standard for first-class service in a strip club. The friendly guys in coats are hosts, not bouncers, and it’s their job to keep you happy. If there’s a special type of girl you dream about (busty, big booty, cute and perky, whatever), just talk to a host and he’ll steer those girls to your table.

Darcie Dolce at Sapphire Friday Night

Tonight (Friday, March 24), porn newcomer Darcie Dolce will be on stage acting like a wanton hussy, then coming down from the stage to see if any guys want to experience what a hussy is like up close and physical. Darcie’s recent films include The Fetish Diaries, My First Lesbian Taste, and Escape from Planet Pleasure. This could be your night to help Darcie find Planet Pleasure in the VIP room.

You can reserve a seat at Darcie’s private tables (with a two-hour open bar) for $135. You can take her into Sapphire’s VIP room or even reserve a steak, lobster and champagne dinner date with her in a Sapphire Skybox for $1600. Set up your fun online here (or call 702-869-0003). Make reservations early, as Natalia has a big following.

A solo-guy VIP package (available here) starts at $65 (and includes a $50 drink card plus a free shot). Other club packages are available for groups and couples. All packages include free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table, host service and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in town.  The package is worth it for the VIP table alone–it can be hard to find a place to sit down at this club if you don’t have a reserved seat.

Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $45 entry fee. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo. Sapphire’s limos are in service 24/7. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle – a no-brainer.)

For more information on upcoming porn star appearances, see:  Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire

 

Palomino Club — Full Bar, Full Nude, and Busty Blonde Bombshell Reagan Reilly

Palomino Club Vegas Dancer

Renee Dances at Palomino Club

Palomino Club (club review / club website) is the only strip club in Vegas with a full bar and dancers who get naked (g-strings off) both on stage and in the private VIP shows.

Many studies have shown that sexual arousal increases a man’s level of testosterone (google it). Other studies have shown that increased testosterone leads to stronger bones (google that too).

So, Palomino is the most bone-strengthening therapy on the planet. It’s 100% natural. No prescription required. And all men love that bone-strengthening feeling.

Palomino has the wildest stage show in Vegas, bar none. Think completely naked, beautiful young girls who can actually dance, doing gymnastics and teasing mercilessly, plus the best pole dancing you’ll see anywhere in the world. Women enjoy this show as much as men, so bring your wife or girlfriend.  

Sit on the rail if you want personal attention. Tip generously and you’ll be so close to these naked angels you’ll think you’re in heaven.

At peak hours, there are 100+ dancers circulating through the crowd in skimpy outfits, looking for guys who’d like to fool around. Those skimpy outfits are there for you to take off, so don’t be shy.

The VIP room at Palomino is all one-on-one curtained booths, so you can focus on the girl you’re with and she can focus on you. And unlike most Vegas strip clubs, at Palomino there’s no extra bar tab required in the VIP. Just bring your drink with you. You’ll find $6 drafts and $8 domestics all night long for locals and out-of-state visitors alike. 

Palomino also has private theme rooms with beds or sofas where you can stretch out with the naked girl of your choice. (See The Best Private VIP Rooms in Vegas.)

This Weekend – the Smoldering Hot Reagan Reilly

Talk about bone-strengthening, Reagan Reilly — one of the hottest bodies in the western hemisphere — will be burning up Palomino’s stage both Friday and Saturday night. Reagan is an award-winning feature dancer who performs in topless clubs all over the country. Lucky for us, this weekend she’s back in her home club, the only club where you can see her dance naked, then take her to the VIP for a private show.

Here’s Reagan at the Exotic Dancer Invitationals last year in Florida:

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Check out some pics that were shot inside Palomino Club on a typical night:  Lilith and Fiona’s Girl-on-Girl ShowPole Dancers of Palomino Club, and TVO’s Dancer of the Month, Scarlett. And check out Palomino Club dancer Renee, our current Dancer of the Month

Groups of two or more can get free admission to Palomino (a $30 savings for each member of your party) by calling 1.702.327.7258 for the club’s free limo. (You can also text the club at that number.) Out-of-towners who arrive in their own cars get in free before 9 pm or pay $10 after, but if you arrive late on a busy night, you may be hit with a tab to cover two drinks up front.  The club also offers packages that are a good deal for couples and groups. 

Do not take a cab here, or you will pay a $30 cover charge. Call the club and talk to them about package deals that include transportation.

Palomino’s $60 “Flying Solo” package gets you free round-trip transportation by the club limo, free admission, a line pass and two drinks — or roughly $90 in value. Don’t waste your money on cab fare and cover charge. You can get a lap dance with what you save. (Again, that’s free round-trip transport.)  (This package is only available Sundays through Thursdays.)

Note: Palomino is a popular club that gets packed at peak hours, so arrange for limo pick-up by 9:30-10:00 pm–or buy a package at the club website–to make sure both a limo and a good table will be available.  Although dancers only have to be 18+, you must be 21+. 

 

Saturday, March 25

Sapphire — 400+ Lap Dancers and Porn Sweetheart Mia Malkova

Mia Malkova

Mia Malkova at Sapphire Saturday Night

Sapphire (club review / club website), the Vegas lap dance scene to end all lap dance scenes, is Hot Body Heaven on a Saturday night.

In addition to more lap dancers than you could feel up in fifty trips to Vegas, porn heartthrob Mia Malkova, an adorably cute girl-next-door type, will be making men sweat both on stage and when she comes down into the audience, looking for guys who want to sweat big time in private.

Mia was “Twisty’s Treat of the Year” (2013), then won AVN’s “Best New Starlet” award (2014) and developed a specialty in bondage flicks when she discovered she loves getting tied up with her clothes off! Some of her most memorable films are: Mia’s Bondage Lesson, I’m All Tied Up & I Can’t Get Loose, Bare! Bound! Beautiful!, and Halloween Bondage Treats.

Mia’s stage performances start around 11:30 pm and continue throughout the night. You can reserve a seat at her tables (with a two-hour open bar) for $135, invite her into the VIP room, or reserve a one-hour steak and lobster dinner date and private show with her in a Skybox for $1600 (includes $500 for champagne). Other packages are available online here. Early reservations are advised. Don’t be shy about asking Mia to get naughty with you. That’s why she’s here!

For more information and a schedule of porn stars to come, see Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire.

If you’d prefer to just spend the night sampling Sapphire’s uncountable hundreds of lap dancers, helping as many of them as you can to get out of their tops and into your lap, my advice is to get a solo-guy VIP package here starting at $65 (includes a $50 drink card plus a free shot). Be gentle and generous and your hands will have a fine time.

All club packages include free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in town.

Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $45 entry fee. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo. Sapphire’s limos are in service 24/7. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle – a no-brainer.)

 

Sapphire Comedy Hour — Every Saturday Night

The Sapphire Comedy Hour was recently awarded the Gold Award for Best Comedy Show in Las Vegas by the Las Vegas Review-Journal.

This is a great way to introduce your wife or girlfriend to strip club entertainment by starting with a risqué comedy show where much of the audience is couples.

The Sapphire Showroom is a 300-seat theater with table seating, a full bar and cocktail service throughout the show. 

Comedy tonight is by Brandon Gooch Hahn and Anderi Bailey, emceed by Donny “Dat Dude” Johnson. Plus, there’s a classy burlesque dancer, Kalani Kokonuts, and a lunatic comedy-magician, the Shocker. This is the Vegas hot spot for up-and-coming comics to get crazy and let loose.

The $20 tickets are a bargain – most of the casino showroom comedy show tix are in the $50 – 100 range. Plus, the entry fee gets you into Sapphire’s main room for no extra charge when the comedy show is over.

You can also get a $65 VIP ticket to the Comedy Hour, which includes limo transport and admission, plus an open bar from 8 – 9:30 pm.

There’s also a dinner option in the Showroom (gourmet Mexican from the El Dorado Cantina–non-GMO, organic) before or during the show. Showroom doors open at 7 pm. The show starts at 8 pm.

Call 1.702.869.0003 for the club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon.

 

Burlesque at the Boom Boom Room

It’s a sports-themed burlesque show tonight (Saturday, Mar 25) at Boomers Bar.

The show will be hosted by Las Vegas’ own Sultan of Swing, the Count of Monte Disco, and will feature performances by Jessabelle Thunder, Charlie Starling & Sweetie Bird (duet), Nadia Lotte, Kitschy Koo, Lolita Haze, Molly Boom Boom, Mae Du Luc, Jeffrey Xerxes Brice, Veronica Manhattan, Buttercup Delight, and sports poetry by Ricardo Montalbum.  The Boom Boom Room burlesque show is Vegas locals devoted to the art of traditional striptease (think gowns, boas and gloves), with some neo-burlesque thrown in for fun.

Show is $20 and starts at 9 pm (8:30 pm doors) at Boomer’s Bar, 3200 W Sirius Ave, Las Vegas. Full bar, 21+ Plenty of free parking, and cheap drinks.

 

Crown Royal Party at Babes

Tonight only, Babes (club review) is advertising $2 off all Crown flavors, $200 Crown bottles, $25 Coors Light buckets and lots of free Crown swag to give away. Topless, full bar, 21+

 

Sunday, March 26 

Sinful Sunday at the Sand Dollar Lounge

Sinful Sunday returns to the Sand Dollar Lounge on March 26th.  This is one of Las Vegas’ funniest burlesque shows featuring an all-female cast of Sin City’s finest stripteasers.

The Sand Dollar Lounge (normally one of Las Vegas’ best blues bars, so I’m guessing blues before and after the show) is located at 3355 Spring Mountain Rd, Las Vegas. Southern-style menu and full bar. No cover, 21+

 

Bikini Bull-Riding at Gilley’s

If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). The 11 pm Bikini Bull-Riding contest is actually pretty sexy–amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.
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