This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, March 31

Palomino Club — Full Bar, Nude Dancers, Dangerously Erotic Stage Show

Palomino Club Las Vegas Dancer

Scarlett Dances at Palomino Club

Palomino Club (club review / club website) has a full bar and mesmerizing nude dancers. You will not see a stage show as sexy anywhere else in Vegas. I love this club on Friday and Saturday nights when the party gets going. The dancers get naked (g-strings off) both on stage and in the private VIP shows.

These are beautiful young girls who can actually dance, doing gymnastics and teasing mercilessly. Plus, Palomino Club has the best pole dancing you’ll see anywhere in the world. Women enjoy this show as much as men, so bring your wife or girlfriend.

Sit on the rail and tip and the stage dancers will be right up close—gorgeous young women with beautiful bodies.  At peak hours, there are 100-130+ dancers circulating through the crowd in skimpy outfits, looking for guys who’d like to flirt or fool around. Those skimpy outfits are there for you to take off, so don’t be shy.

The VIP room at Palomino is all one-on-one curtained booths, so you can focus on the girl you’re with and she can focus on you. And unlike most Vegas strip clubs, at Palomino there’s no extra bar tab required in the VIP. Just bring your drink with you. You’ll find $6 drafts and $8 domestics all night long for locals and out-of-state visitors alike. The dancers with the plastic wristbands are under 21 and cannot drink alcoholic beverages. If you have a passion for younger girls (18+), they’re well-marked in this club.

Palomino Club Dancer

Bethany Dances at Palomino Club
Photo by Michael Maze

Palomino also has private theme rooms with beds or sofas where you can stretch out with the naked girl of your choice. (See The Best Private VIP Rooms in Vegas.)

Check out some pics that were shot inside Palomino Club on a typical night:  Lilith and Fiona’s Girl-on-Girl ShowPole Dancers of Palomino Club, and TVO’s Dancer of the Month, Scarlett. And check out Palomino Club dancer Renee, our current Dancer of the Month.

Groups of two or more can get free admission to Palomino (a $30 savings for each member of your party) by calling 1.702.327.7258 for the club’s free limo. (You can also text the club at that number.) Out-of-towners who arrive in their own cars get in free before 9 pm or pay $10 after, but if you arrive late on a busy night, you may be hit with a tab to cover two drinks up front.  The club also offers packages that are a good deal for couples and groups.

Do not take a cab here, or you will pay a $30 cover charge. Call the club and talk to them about package deals that include transportation.

Palomino’s $60 “Flying Solo” package gets you free round-trip transportation by the club limo, free admission, a line pass and two drinks — or roughly $90 in value. Don’t waste your money on cab fare and cover charge. You can get a lap dance with what you save. (Again, that’s free round-trip transport.)  (This package is only available Sundays through Thursdays.)

Note: Palomino is a popular club that gets packed at peak hours, so arrange for limo pick-up by 9:30-10:00 pm–or buy a package at the club website–to make sure both a limo and a good table will be available.  Although dancers only have to be 18+, you must be 21+.

 

Sapphire — a Lap Dance Orgy with Porn Goddess Kleio Valentien

Sapphire Las Vegas Dancer

Brittnay Is a Sapphire Gem

Sapphire (club review / club website) is where you go for a night of high-contact virtual make-out sessions with an unending series of deliciously sexy women.  Sapphire offers the highest-mileage lap dance orgy in town.  This is a great place to be with a wad of twenties.  These girls have perfected the art of close-up teasing (and Vegas doesn’t have a no-touching law). Be slow and gentle and you’ll be in heaven.

Sapphire features 400+ dancers on the floor at peak hours — a beautiful selection of women with hot bodies looking for guys who want to get acquainted with their breasts.

Sapphire also sets the standard for first-class service in a strip club. The friendly guys in coats are hosts, not bouncers, and it’s their job to keep you happy. If there’s a special type of girl you dream about (busty, big booty, cute and perky, whatever), just talk to a host and he’ll steer those girls to your table.

Tonight (Friday, March 24), starting at around 11:30 pm, tattooed beauty Kleio Valentien will be performing on stage throughout the night, and doing more intimate performances for her fans, one-on-one, when she’s not on stage. Take her into the VIP, guys. That’s what she’s here for. Porn stars are uninhibited women.  She’s worth it.

Kleio is known for her sensitive portrayals of a naive young girl looking for meaning in life, especially in such heartrending films as BBQ Titmasters, Drill Her Ass, and No Panties Allowed. 

You can reserve a seat at Kleio’s private tables (with a two-hour open bar) for $135. You can take her into Sapphire’s VIP room or even reserve a steak, lobster and champagne dinner date with her in a Sapphire Skybox for $1600. Set up your fun online here (or call 702-869-0003). Make reservations early, as Kleio has a big following.

A solo-guy VIP package (available here) starts at $65 (and includes a $50 drink card plus a free shot). Other club packages are available for groups and couples. All packages include free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table, host service and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in town.  The package is worth it for the VIP table alone–it can be hard to find a place to sit down at this club if you don’t have a reserved seat.

Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $45 entry fee. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo. Sapphire’s limos are in service 24/7. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle – a no-brainer.)

For more information on upcoming porn star appearances, see:  Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire.

Giggles and Jiggles at the Stratosphere

Is the Vegas burlesque scene finally emerging from the dive bars and makeshift theaters? Giggles and Jiggles, a new show produced by Alex JustAlex and Ricardo Montalbum, will be performed this weekend at the LA Comedy Club inside the Stratosphere on the Strip. The show features four comics interspersed with four burlesque dancers.

Headlining is Aya Fontaine. Showtime: 11:30 pm. $25 at the door. Full bar, 21+ [There will be a repeat of this show tomorrow (Saturday, Apr 1) at 2 pm—a comedy/burlesque matinée.]

 

Saturday, April 1

Sapphire — The Final Four, Heather Vahn and 400 Lap Dancers at Your Service

Sapphire Las Vegas Dancer

Oshun Is a Sapphire Gem

Sapphire (club review / club website) will be screening the final four games today at 3:00 and 5:30 and there will be dancers on duty. If you’re at a hotel and you like your games with a side of tits, Sapphire has 24-hour complimentary limo service.

This is the number one lap dance scene in Vegas (maybe anywhere), Hot Body Heaven on a Saturday night.

In addition to all the lap dancers, busty porn vixen Heather Vahn will be exceptionally immodest both on stage and when she comes down into the audience, looking for guys who want to see what immodest looks like in private.

Heather gave a dynamite performance in Cuties in Captivity, but she’s been praised by film critics worldwide for her sensitive portrayal of a young girl with an eating disorder in Gag Reflex.

Heather’s stage performances start around 11:30 pm and continue throughout the night. You can reserve a seat at her tables (with a two-hour open bar) for $135, invite her into the VIP room, or reserve a one-hour steak and lobster dinner date and private show with her in a Skybox for $1600 (includes $500 for champagne). Other packages are available online here. Early reservations are advised. Don’t be shy about asking Heather to get naughty with you. That’s why she’s here!

For more information and a schedule of porn stars to come, see Private Dinner Dates and VIP Dances with Adult Film Stars at Sapphire.

If you’d prefer to just spend the night sampling Sapphire’s uncountable hundreds of lap dancers, helping as many of them as you can to get out of their tops and into your lap, my advice is to get a solo-guy VIP package here starting at $65 (includes a $50 drink card plus a free shot). There’s no sit-on-your hands law in Vegas. Be gentle and generous and your hands will have a fine time.

All club packages include free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in town.

Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $45 entry fee. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo. Sapphire’s limos are in service 24/7. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle – a no-brainer.)

 

Sapphire Comedy Hour — Every Saturday Night

The Sapphire Comedy Hour was recently awarded the Gold Award for Best Comedy Show in Las Vegas by the Las Vegas Review-Journal.

This is a great way to introduce your wife or girlfriend to strip club entertainment by starting with a risqué comedy show where much of the audience is couples.

The Sapphire Showroom is a 300-seat theater with table seating, a full bar and cocktail service throughout the show.

Headlining the comedy tonight is Brandon “Buffet” Jackson, emceed by Donny “Dat Dude” Johnson. Plus, there’s a classy burlesque dancer, Kalani Kokonuts, and a suave magician, MonDre. If you remember Lance Burton when he started out at the Trop — never speaking a word but enrapturing people with his doves and cigarettes — that’s MonDre, and he is smooth with this style of magic. If you miss Lance, check out MonDre. This is the Vegas hot spot for up-and-coming comics to get crazy and let loose.

The $20 tickets are a bargain – most of the casino showroom comedy show tix are in the $50 – 100 range. Plus, the entry fee gets you into Sapphire’s main room for no extra charge when the comedy show is over.

You can also get a $65 VIP ticket to the Comedy Hour, which includes limo transport and admission, plus an open bar from 8 – 9:30 pm.

There’s also a dinner option in the Showroom (gourmet Mexican from the El Dorado Cantina–non-GMO, organic) before or during the show. Showroom doors open at 7 pm. The show starts at 8 pm.

Call 1.702.869.0003 for the club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon.

 

Other Vegas Clubs Screening the Final Four Games

Crazy Horse III (club review), Hustler Club (club review), and Spearmint Rhino  (club review) are all screening the Final Four at 3:00 pm and 5:30 pm.

 

Comedy/Burlesque Matinée at the Stratosphere

Giggles and Jiggles, a new show produced by Alex JustAlex and Ricardo Montalbum, is at the LA Comedy Club inside the Stratosphere on the Strip. The show features four comics interspersed with four burlesque dancers. Headlining is stripper Aya Fontaine. Showtime: 2:00 pm. $25 at the door. Full bar, 21+

 

Sunday, April 2

Burly-Q Revue at the Double Down Saloon

It’s Burly-Q’s one-year anniversary party tonight. Expect craziness.

There will be burlesque performances by Aurora Australis, Kerry N’ Fuego, Penni Piper, and Salem Embers. The show will be emceed by Miss Miranda Glamour, with live music by Johnny Zig and the Highlighters.

The Double Down Saloon is a locals’ hangout known for burlesque, comedy, novelty acts, hot local bands, and weird drink concoctions. The Bacon Martini and the Ass Juice are two house specialties. The show starts at 9 pm. The Double Down Saloon is located at 4640 Paradise Rd, Las Vegas. No cover charge. Full bar, 21+

 

Bikini Bull-Riding at Gilley’s

If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). The 11 pm Bikini Bull-Riding contest is actually pretty sexy–amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.
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