Friday, April 7
Palomino Club — All Nude, Full Bar, Wildest Stage Show in Town
Renee Dances at Palomino Club
Palomino Club (club review / club website) is a wild scene on Friday and Saturday nights. This is also the only nude club in Vegas that serves alcohol. The stage show is like a naked Cirque show, with dancers flying around the stripper polls, girl-on-girl shows, and crazy striptease. Women enjoy the show as much as men, so bring your wife or girlfriend.
At peak hours, there are 100-130+ dancers flirting and trying to find guys (or couples) who want to fool around. Those skimpy outfits are there for you to take off in the private VIP rooms, where the dancing is also fully nude. With all one-on-one private curtained booths in the VIP, you can focus on the dancer you’re with and she can focus on you.
Check out some pics that were shot inside Palomino Club on a typical night: Lilith and Fiona’s Girl-on-Girl Show, Pole Dancers of Palomino Club, and Palomino Club dancer Renee, our current Dancer of the Month.
Groups of two or more can get free admission to Palomino (a $30 savings for each member of your party) by calling 1.702.327.7258 for the club’s free limo. (You can also text the club at that number.) Out-of-towners who arrive in their own cars get in free before 9 pm or pay $10 after. Check out the club review and web site for other deals.
Note: Palomino is a popular club that gets packed at peak hours, so arrange for limo pick-up by 9:30-10:00 pm–or buy a package at the club website–to make sure both a limo and a good table will be available. Although dancers only have to be 18+, you must be 21+.
Erotic Naked Theme Sets and Nude Lap Dances at Little Darlings
Serenity Dances at Little Darlings
Photo by Hew Burney
Friday nights at Little Darlings (club review / club website) are fun because the dancers do “theme sets.” Expect to see crazy costumes and a lot more playful striptease than you’ll ever see in the topless clubs. And when the costumes come off at Little D’s, they come all the way off. The stage show is full nude and you’ll have 60+ cute young girls to watch.
If you like watching dancers close up, sit on the rail. Your tips go a long way here. The girls like to get in your face if your dollars show you’re interested.
Fully-nude $20 lap dances take place in private rooms, not out on the floor, so you can concentrate on the naked girl you’re with instead of some guy across the room. And the club’s nude private-bedroom dances start at 15 minutes for $125. That’s less than most clubs in Vegas charge for 10 minutes in the group VIP.
There’s no alcohol served here, but soft drinks start at $4, with a good selection of slushies and even fresh coconut milk in the coconut.
The focus in this club is on the sumptuous feast of young flesh. Most of the dancers are under 21 and many are just starting out in the business, so always be gentle and polite.
The cover charge here is $15 for locals and $35 for out-of-towners, but out-of-towners can get in for $15 if you come in the free club limo. Call 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride.
Sapphire — 400 Lap Dancers and Playmate/Porn Star Spencer Scott
Oshun Is a Sapphire Gem
When it’s physical contact you need, and especially when it’s physical contact with a hot topless babe, it’s time to go to Sapphire (club review / club website), the world’s largest gentlemen’s club. Sapphire offers the highest-mileage lap dance orgy in town. It’s a night of unending fun if you’ve got a wad of twenties. Don’t waste ’em at the crap tables.
The deliciously sexy women here have perfected the art of close-up teasing and Vegas doesn’t have a no-touching law.
Sapphire features 400+ dancers on the floor at peak hours — a beautiful selection of women with hot bodies looking for guys who want to get acquainted with their breasts.
Sapphire also sets the standard for first-class service in a strip club. The friendly guys in coats are hosts, not bouncers, and it’s their job to keep you happy. If there’s a special type of girl you dream about (busty, big booty, cute and perky, whatever), just talk to a host and he’ll steer those girls to your table.
Tonight (Friday, April 7), starting at around 11:30 pm, former Playboy Playmate, porn star Spencer Scott will be performing on stage throughout the night, and doing more intimate performances for her fans, one-on-one, when she’s not on stage. Spencer has appeared in some of porn’s raunchier flicks, like Girly Girls Like It Rough and My Pussy Ain’t Gonna Lick Itself. Take her into the VIP. She’s uninhibited and she’s worth it.
You can reserve a seat at Spencer’s private tables (with a two-hour open bar) for $135. You can take her into Sapphire’s VIP room or even reserve a steak, lobster and champagne dinner date with her in a Sapphire Skybox for $1600. Set up your fun online here (or call 702-869-0003).
A solo-guy VIP package (available here) starts at $65 (and includes a $50 drink card plus a free shot). Other club packages are available for groups and couples. All packages include free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table, host service and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in town. The package is worth it for the VIP table alone–it can be hard to find a place to sit down at this club if you don’t have a reserved seat.
Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $45 entry fee.
Saturday, April 8
Deja Vu Showgirls Features a 4-Hour Open Bar for UFC 210
Shelby Dances at Deja Vu
Photo by Hew Burney
If you’re a UFC fan, Deja Vu Showgirls (club review / club website) is the best place to watch the fights in Vegas. It’s way better than a sports book, because sports books don’t have topless girls who will sit in your lap when you get lonely.
Plus, at Deja Vu, there’s an open bar for domestics and wells from 6 pm till 10 pm. That means free drinking through the first couple hours of preliminary bouts, the main event, and a good hour or so after the fights are over, while you’re flirting with the pretty girls. When you find the one who’s perfect for you, Deja Vu’s private bedroom dances start at $150 for 15 minutes, or roughly what other Vegas clubs charge for 10 minutes in the group VIP.
Cover charge for locals is $10 and it’s $20 for out-of-staters if you drive yourself. But don’t drive yourself. If you call for Deja Vu’s free limo, your cover charge is waived and you even get a free drink when the open bar is over. If you take a cab (or Uber or Lyft, or casino’s house limo), you will be charged a $45 entry fee, so don’t do it. Call 702-308-4605 to reserve your free ride, or text SGLV to 702-767-8118.
This club has been drawing good crowds for the UFC events and that usually means a good selection of dancers will be on hand to entertain you.
This is the best fight night party in Vegas. Free pizza to go with the open bar.
Sapphire — Las Vegas’ Wildest Lap Dance Orgy, plus Busty Porn Babe Richelle Ryan
Sapphire (club review / club website) is the number one lap dance scene in Vegas (and probably anywhere in the world).
In addition to the uncountable hundreds of lap dancers, deliciously top-heavy Richelle Ryan will be acting naughty as hell on stage. And when she comes down into the audience after her act, she’ll be looking for guys who want to see what a porn star is like in private.
Richelle was featured in the tender xxx-rated love story Dirty Rotten Mother Fuckers 9, as well as the internationally acclaimed documentary about the trials and tribulations of an innocent young girl trapped in a sex bomb’s body – There Will Be Cum.
Richelle’s stage performances start around 11:30 pm and continue throughout the night. You can reserve a seat at her tables (with a two-hour open bar) for $135, invite her into the VIP room, or reserve a one-hour steak and lobster dinner date and private show with her in a Skybox for $1600 (includes $500 for champagne). Other packages are available online here. Don’t be shy about asking Richelle to get naughty with you. That’s why she’s here!
If you’d prefer to just spend the night sampling the hot bodies of Sapphire’s lap dancers, helping as many of them as you can to get out of their tops and into your lap, my advice is to get a solo-guy VIP package here starting at $65 (includes a $50 drink card plus a free shot). There’s no sit-on-your hands law in Vegas. Be gentle and generous and your hands will have a fine time.
All club packages include free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in town.
Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $45 entry fee. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo. Sapphire’s limos are in service 24/7. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle – a no-brainer.)
Sapphire Comedy Hour — Every Saturday Night
The Sapphire Comedy Hour was recently awarded the Gold Award for Best Comedy Show in Las Vegas by the Las Vegas Review-Journal.
This is a great way to introduce your wife or girlfriend to strip club entertainment by starting with a risqué comedy show where much of the audience is couples.
The Sapphire Showroom is a 300-seat theater with table seating, a full bar and cocktail service throughout the show.
Headlining the comedy tonight is Diaz Mackie, plus Melvin Washington and Lynn Yafchak, emceed by Donny “Dat Dude” Johnson. Plus, there’s a classy burlesque dancer, Kalani Kokonuts, and a lunatic magician, the Shocker. This is the Vegas hot spot for up-and-coming comics to get crazy and let loose.
The $20 tickets are a bargain – most of the casino showroom comedy show tix are in the $50 – 100 range. Plus, the entry fee gets you into Sapphire’s main room for no extra charge when the comedy show is over.
Showroom doors open at 7 pm. The show starts at 8 pm.
Call 1.702.869.0003 for the club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon.
Other Vegas Clubs Screening UFC 210
Crazy Horse III (club review) has a $50 package that includes limo transport, admission, and a $60 drink voucher. There will be free pizza and beer bucket specials throughout the fights. Topless, full bar, 21+
Hustler Club (club review) is also screening UFC 210 and advertising an open well bar from 4 to 6 pm. Hustler is free for locals with a Locals VIP card ($10). Out-of-state $50. Topless, full bar, 21+
Karnival Variety Show at Charlie’s Bar
Every second Saturday of the month see the Karnival at Charlie’s Bar. This is a circus-themed show featuring burlesque and boylesque (male striptease), so be warned. Produced by Miz Charlamay. Showtime 10 pm. Charlie’s Bar is located at 5012 Arville St, Las Vegas. No Cover, 21+
Sunday, April 9
Burlesque Roulette at Artifice
Tonight (Sunday, March 12) at the Artifice Bar, it’s Burlesque Roulette (review), another popular locals’ show emceed by Miss Miranda Glamour and featuring Charlie Starling, Meka La Creme, Miz Charlamay, Penni Piper, and Sin City Pearl.
This is a crazy burlesque show where the performers have to spin a wheel to determine what song they’ll strip to. If you’ve never seen a girl peel it off to Woodie Guthrie’s “This Land Is Your Land,” this may be the show for you. The Artifice Bar is located downtown at 1025 First Street, Las Vegas. $10 cover. Starts 8 pm. Full bar. 21+
Bikini Bull-Riding at Gilley’s
If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). The 11 pm Bikini Bull-Riding contest is actually pretty sexy–amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.
