This Weekend in the Vegas Strip Clubs

Friday, May 5

Get Alexis Texas in Your Lap at Sapphire’s Lap Dance Orgy

Sapphire (club review / club website) has 400+ lap dancers at peak hours (think stacked 9’s and 10’s), and that’s more bare titties than any man can handle. Just bring a pocket full of twenties and make your lap available.

Vegas doesn’t have a no-touching law, so these are in-your-face, in-your-hands, in-your-lap lap dances that may shock the uninitiated.

The friendly guys in coats are hosts, not bouncers, and they’re there to keep the guests happy. If there’s a special type of girl you’d like in your lap, (whether you’re a boob man, a butt man, a leg man, whatever), just talk to a host and he’ll steer your type to your table.

Tonight (Friday, May 5), starting at around 11:30 pm, porn star Alexis Texas will be the featured performer. Alexis, the notorious star of Buttwoman, is widely considered to have the finest ass in porn. She’ll be hanging around the audience between her stage sets hoping to find guys who want an up-close-and-physical experience with her in Sapphire’s VIP room or even one of the club’s luxurious private Skyboxes.

You can reserve a seat at Alexis’ private tables (with a two-hour open bar) for $135 online here. Or get a solo-guy VIP package here starting at $65 (includes a $50 drink card plus a free shot) and enjoy the club’s lap dance orgy while you wait to take Alexis to the VIP.

Other club packages are available for groups and couples. All packages include free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table, host service and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in town.  The package is worth it for the VIP table alone—it can be hard to find a place to sit down at this club if you don’t have a reserved seat.

Set up your fun online here (or call 702-869-0003 and have them send the free club limo).

Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $45 entry fee. 

 

Free Admission & Free Tacos at Little Darlings’ Cinco de Mayo Bash

Little Darlings Las Vegas Dancer

Vallerina Dances at Little Darlings

If you show up before 9 pm in a sombrero tonight, Little Darlings (club review / club website) will waive your cover charge and serve you free tacos for their Cinco de Mayo party.  In the past, these have been excellent tacos, so come hungry.

Little Darlings is a no-alcohol club, but the dancers get fully nude on stage and in all private shows.  This is the only club in Vegas where even $20 lap dances are fully nude and take place in a private room.  And the club’s nude private-bedroom dances, on full-size beds, start at 15 minutes for $125.  That’s less than most clubs in Vegas charge for 10 minutes in the group VIP.

Friday is also “theme set” night, which means the girls come out on stage dressed up in costumes before they get naked. That’s always a fun show, with the dancers especially playful.

You can also expect 2-for-1 lap dance specials and quickie dollar dances throughout the night. If you like younger girls and you like them naked and you can do without alcohol, you get a lot of turn-on bang for your buck at Little Darlings. Customers and dancers only have to be 18+ here.

If you don’t have a sombrero or you arrive after 9 pm, the cover charge here is $15 for locals and $35 for out-of-towners, but out-of-towners can get in for $15 if you arrive by the free club limo. Call 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride.

 

It’s Champagne Friday at Sapphire Pool and Day Club

Sapphire Pool Dancer

Pink Wristband = Sapphire Dancer at Sapphire Pool

The weatherman says it’ll be 100°F in Vegas today (a dry heat!), which means it’s a perfect day to spend the afternoon at the Sapphire Pool & Day Club (pool review/pool website). Sapphire’s topless pool is one-of-a-kind — like a strip club in the sunshine, the best place in town to kick back with a cold drink and watch topless girls go-go dancing and playing titty-ball in the pool.  This is where the Sapphire dancers come to party and work on their tans.

On Fridays, ladies get free champagne from 4 – 6 pm. The party today is hosted by Avion Tequila and Perrier Jouet, so there will be drink specials all afternoon. This is a great pool party for couples, so bring your wife or girlfriend.

The Sapphire Pool is open every Friday, Saturday and Sunday from noon to 6 pm through October. This is the only pool in Vegas where you can take one the club’s bathing beauties into a VIP room for some personal fun out of the sun. Just look for the girls wearing pink wristbands. Those are the Sapphire dancers.

Pro Tip:  Come early for a lounge chair at either end of the pool for the best girl-watching in the shower-fountains or transparent wading pool.  Pool packages are available here that include limo transport to the pool, a line pass, admission, a reserved lounge chair for the day, and $50 in food and beverages, all for $70. Or you can call for the limo, or a package, a cabana at the pool, or anything else at 702-869-0003.

 

Deja Vu Showgirls — 4-Hour Open Bar and Tequila Specials for Cinco de Mayo

Deja Vu Showgirls Las Vegas Dancer

Mariah Dances at Deja Vu Showgirls

Deja Vu Showgirls (club review / club website) has an open bar for domestics and wells from 6 pm till 10 pm for locals and tourists alike.  You won’t find a drink deal like that at any other strip club in Vegas, especially on a Friday night. Plus, tonight (May 5), in honor of Cino de Mayo, you can get $6 shots of Patron and $6 Coronas all night long after the open bar closes. Oh, yes, if you wear a thong tonight, you get free admission.

The club has been getting a good mix of hot dancers on weekends. See our pic of busty bombshell Mariah at left taken last Saturday night.  When she came on stage, half the guys in the club jumped out of their chairs and started tipping.  Or see Jade of Deja Vu, TVO’s May Dancer of the Month, who will also be dancing this weekend.

If you like high-mileage private shows, the Vu has elegant private bedrooms, with real doors you can close, where you can stretch out with a topless angel. The bedroom dances start at $150 for 15 minutes, or roughly what other Vegas clubs charge for 10 minutes in the group VIP.

Cover charge is $45 if you arrive by cab (or Uber or Lyft or a casino’s house limo), but if you call for Deja Vu’s free limo, your cover charge is waived and you even get a free drink for when the open bar is over. Call 702-308-4605 to reserve your free ride, or text SGLV to 702-767-8118.

 

Other Vegas Strip Clubs with Cinco De Mayo Specials

Hustler Club (club review) has porn star Vanessa Veracruz performing on stage tonight and tomorrow (Fri & Sat), plus $5 tequila shots and $100 tequila bottles. Topless. Full bar. 21+

Spearmint Rhino (club review) has $5 Coronas, Modelos, and shots of Patron tonight. Topless. Full bar. 21+

Crazy Horse III (club review) has free shots of Patron before 8 pm. Topless. Full bar. 21+

Play It Again Sam (club review) is serving $5 Cuervo margaritas all night.  Topless. Full bar. 21+

Babes (club review) has $25 buckets of Corona or Dos Equis tonight, plus 2-for-1 shots of Cuervo or Avion. Topless. Full bar. 21+

 

Giggles and Jiggles — Comedy/Burlesque at the Stratosphere

Giggles and Jiggles is a new comedy/burlesque revue produced by Alex JustAlex and Ricardo Montalbum at the LA Comedy Club inside the Stratosphere Casino.  It features four comics interspersed with four burlesque dancers.

The lineup tonight includes Kitschy Koo, Lolita Haze, La Rosa Muerta, Lily LaRue, Bruce Purcell, Kristine Levine, and Sam Tallent. Showtime: 11:30 pm. $25 at the door. Full bar, 21+ [There will be a repeat of this show tomorrow (Saturday, May 6) at 1:30 pm—a comedy/burlesque matinée.]

 

Saturday, May 6

Palomino Club — Full Bar, Full Nude, plus the Voluptuous Reagan Reilly

Reagan Reilly Palomino Club Vegas

Reagan Reilly Dances at Palomino Saturday Night

Palomino Club (club review / club website) has a full bar and fully nude dancers, both on stage and in the private VIP shows. This is the only club in Vegas where you can drink booze while having fun with totally naked girls — 130+ of the most beautiful dancers on the West Coast at peak hours.

The stage show here is the wildest in Vegas, with naked babes doing crazy pole tricks, girl-on-girl acts, and acrobatics.  Sit in the front row with some dollars to tip if you’re feeling brave.

Plus, tonight (Sat May 6), the luscious Reagan Reilly will be performing on stage and available for lap dances and private shows. Reagan is an award-winning feature dancer who has appeared in clubs all over the USA. Lucky for us, Palomino is her home club. If you’re in Vegas this weekend, don’t miss her.

Reagan is a TVO contributor. See Reagan Reilly Competes in the Exotic Dancer Invitationals 2016, Reagan Reilly Goes Double DD, and Reagan Reilly, Dancer of the Month.

Topless lap dances are $20, and fully-nude private dances in the club’s one-on-one private curtained booths start at 10 minutes for $100. Bring your wife or girlfriend. The dancers are couples-friendly.

Check out some pics that were shot inside Palomino Club on a typical night:  Lilith and Fiona’s Girl-on-Girl ShowPole Dancers of Palomino Club, and Palomino Club dancer Renee, our February Dancer of the Month.

Groups of two or more can get free admission to Palomino (a $30 savings for each member of your party) by calling 702.327.7258 for the club’s free limo. (You can also text the club at that number.) Out-of-towners who arrive in their own cars get in free before 8 pm or pay $10 after.  Check out the club review and website for other free limo/free admission deals. You may be charged a two-drink cover at the door at peak hours.

Note: Palomino is a popular club that gets packed at peak hours, so arrange for limo pick-up by 9:00-9:30 pm–or buy a package at the club website–to make sure both a limo and a good table will be available.  Although dancers only have to be 18+, you must be 21+.

 

Sapphire — 400+ Lap Dancers and Porn Queen Jessica Drake

Sapphire (club review / club website) is widely known as the world’s largest gentlemen’s club and it is a tit man’s paradise. Bring a pocketful of twenties and get ready for a smorgasbord of breasts. There’s no sit-on-your-hands law in Vegas strip clubs, so be a gentleman and have a ball.

In addition to the club’s lap dance orgy, porn megastar Jessica Drake will be the featured star tonight. Jessica, star of 300+ xxx films including Rocki Whore Picture Show and Seriously Slutty, will be getting seriously slutty on stage throughout the night.  And when she comes down from the stage, she’ll be looking for a guy who’s interested in seeing what seriously slutty looks like in private.

Jessica’s stage performances start around 11:30 pm and continue throughout the night. You can reserve a seat at her tables (with a two-hour open bar) for $135, invite her into the VIP room, or reserve a one-hour steak and lobster dinner date and private show with her in a Skybox for $1600 (includes $500 for champagne). Other packages are available online here. Don’t be shy about asking Jessica for some private time in the VIP. That’s why she’s here!

Or get a solo-guy VIP package here starting at $65 (includes a $50 drink card plus a free shot) and bliss out with the uncountable hundreds of lap dancers at the club.

All club packages include free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in town.  The packages are worth it for the reserved VIP table alone, as it can be hard to get a seat in this club at peak hours without one.

Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $45 entry fee. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo. Sapphire’s limos are in service 24/7. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle – a no-brainer.)

 

Boxing Legend Roy Jones Jr Hosts the Canelo/Chavez After-Party at Sapphire

sapphire las vegas is famous for high mileage lap dances

Jessica Ann Is a Sapphire Gem

If you’re a boxing fan, Roy Jones Jr will be hosting the big after-party for tonight’s Canelo/Chavez matchup, which you can watch on the big screens at Sapphire (club review / club website). The fight will be screened in the club’s 300-seat Showroom and starts at 6 pm. Sapphire will be serving up their excellent buffet.

Locals $20. Out-of-staters can get a $100 package that includes limo transport, admission, buffet, and a $50 drink card. Other package deals including open bar packages and group packages are available online here. Plus, when the fight’s over and the after-party is winding down, you exit right into Sapphire’s main room where uncountable hundreds of lap dancers will be waiting to entertain you.

 

Blac China and Alexis Texas Splashing Around in the Sapphire Pool

Sapphire Pool Las Vegas

Look for the Pink Wristbands

If you missed porn star Alexis Texas performing on Sapphire’s stage on Friday night, she’ll be hanging out at Sapphire’s topless pool (pool review/pool website) on Saturday afternoon, along with model and video vixen Blac Chyna, from noon to 6 pm.

The Sapphire Pool & Day Club is the only pool in Vegas where Sapphire’s dancers hang out in the daytime to flirt, splash around in the water, and work on their tans. They are also available for pool guests who want to fool around in Sapphire’s VIP room, accessible through a secret back entrance to the club. The Sapphire dancers wear pink wristbands. Alexis Texas will also be available for private fun in Sapphire’s VIP.

Pool packages are available here that include limo transport to the pool, a line pass, admission, a reserved lounge chair for the day, and $50 in food and beverages, all for $70. Or you can call for the limo, or a package, a cabana at the pool, or anything else at 702-869-0003.

 

“Heroes and Heels” — a Mostly Marvel-Themed Burlesque Show at Boomers

It’s comic-book character night in the Boom Boom Room. Emceed by Zombie Burlesque’s Enoch Augustus Scott, the lineup features Viva La Muerta, Illy Rose, Musetta Ivy, Veronica Manhattan, Naughty Lee Wood, Justin Bishop, Scarlett Letter, Caramel Knowledge, Lolita Haze, Jack O’Hartz, and Blanche Bourgeous.

This is a fun show of mostly Vegas amateurs reviving the art of traditional striptease with some weird twists. Boomer’s Bar is located at 3200 W Sirius Av, Las Vegas. $20 at the door. Doors 8:30 pm, Show time 9 pm. Full bar. 21+

 

Sunday, May 7

Jessica Drake Hosts the Sapphire Pool Party

Sapphire Pool Las Vegas

Look for the Pink Wristband

If you missed porn megastar Jessica Drake performing on Sapphire’s stage on Saturday night, she’ll be hanging out at Sapphire’s topless pool (pool review/pool website) on Sunday afternoon from noon to 6 pm.

The Sapphire Pool & Day Club is the only topless party pool in Vegas where there’s an equal number of women and men.  That’s because this is the pool where Sapphire’s dancers come to party and work on their tans.

Pool guests who want to go further with the dancers than a squirt gun fight or game of titty ball can invite them into Sapphire’s VIP room, accessible through a secret back entrance to the club. The Sapphire dancers wear pink wristbands. (And, yes, Jessica Drake will also be available for private VIP shows.)

On Sundays,  if your flight out isn’t leaving until evening, Sapphire will pick you up at your hotel and store your luggage while you enjoy the pool, then take you to the airport in time to catch your flight. There’s no charge for this service (but be a sport and tip the driver both ways).

Pool packages are available here that include limo transport to the pool, a line pass, admission, a reserved lounge chair for the day, and $50 in food and beverages, all for $70. Or you can call for the limo, or a package, or a cabana at the pool, or anything else at 702-869-0003.

 

Burly-Q Revue at the Double Down Saloon

The Burly-Q Revue features performances this month by Lil Miss Firefly, Mr and Mrs F*cksmart, and Pistol Holliday, emceed by Miss Miranda Glamour, with live music by Johnny Zig and the Highlighters.

The Double Down Saloon is a locals’ hangout known for burlesque, comedy, novelty acts, hot local bands, and weird drink concoctions. The Bacon Martini and the Ass Juice are two house specialties. The show starts at 9 pm. The Double Down Saloon is located at 4640 Paradise Rd, Las Vegas. No cover charge. Full bar, 21+

 

Bikini Bull-Riding at Gilley’s

If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). The 11 pm Bikini Bull-Riding contest is actually pretty sexy–amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.
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