Friday, May 12
Palomino Club — Full Bar, Full Nude, Hottest Stage Show in Vegas
At Palomino Club (club review / club website) the dancers get naked — all dancers, all the way, all night long — both on stage and in the private VIP & bedroom shows. And the stage show here is the wildest in Vegas, like a naked Cirque show, with beautiful babes flying around the stripper poles, girls undressing other girls, and all kinds of erotic fun. Sit in the front row with a fistful of dollars and you’ll have a ball.
At peak hours, you’ll find 130+ gorgeous dancers here, all looking for guys who want to have more intimate fun. This is the only strip club in Vegas with a full bar and totally naked girls.
Topless lap dances are available for $20, and private dances in the club’s one-on-one private curtained booths start at 10 minutes for $100. Bring your wife or girlfriend. The dancers are couples-friendly.
Check out some pics that were shot inside Palomino Club on a typical night: Lilith and Fiona’s Girl-on-Girl Show, Pole Dancers of Palomino Club, and Palomino Club dancer Renee, our February Dancer of the Month.
Groups of two or more can get free admission to Palomino (a $30 savings for each member of your party) by calling 702.327.7258 for the club’s free limo. (You can also text the club at that number.) Out-of-towners who arrive in their own cars get in free before 8 pm or pay $10 after. Check out the club review and website for other free limo/free admission deals. You may be charged a two-drink cover at the door at peak hours.
Note: Palomino is a popular club that gets packed at peak hours, so arrange for limo pick-up by 9:00-9:30 pm–or buy a package at the club website–to make sure both a limo and a good table will be available. Although dancers only have to be 18+, you must be 21+.
Sapphire is the World’s Best Lap Dance Orgy, Tonight Porn Star Dani Jensen
Sapphire (club review / club website), the World’s Largest Gentlemen’s Club, has uncountable hundreds of gorgeous lap dancers at peak hours (think stacked 9’s and 10’s), and that’s more bare titties than any man can handle. Just bring a pocket full of twenties and make your lap available.
Vegas doesn’t have a no-touching law, so these are in-your-face, in-your-hands, in-your-lap lap dances that may shock the uninitiated.
The friendly guys in coats are hosts, not bouncers, and they’re there to keep the guests happy. If there’s a special type of girl you’d like in your lap, (whether you’re a boob man, a butt man, a leg man, whatever), just talk to a host and he’ll steer your type to your table.
Tonight (Friday, May 5), starting at around 11:30 pm, porn star Dani Jensen will be the featured performer. Dani, star of Teens Like It Big and Boffing the Babysitter, will be hanging around the audience between her stage sets hoping to find guys who want an up-close-and-physical experience with her in Sapphire’s VIP room or even one of the club’s luxurious private Skyboxes.
You can reserve a seat at Dani’s private tables (with a two-hour open bar) for $135 online here. Or get a solo-guy VIP package here starting at $65 (includes a $50 drink card plus a free shot) and enjoy the club’s lap dance orgy while you wait to take Alexis to the VIP.
Other club packages are available for groups and couples. All packages include free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table, host service and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in town. The package is worth it for the VIP table alone—it can be hard to find a place to sit down at this club if you don’t have a reserved seat.
Set up your fun online here (or call 702-869-0003 and have them send the free club limo).
Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $45 entry fee.
“Theme Sets” Tonight at Little Darlings
Friday night is Theme Set night at Little Darlings (club review / club website), where the dancers get fully nude on stage and in all private shows. It’s the only club in Vegas where even $20 lap dances are fully nude and take place in a private room. And the club’s nude private-bedroom dances, on full-size beds, start at 15 minutes for $125. That’s less than most clubs in Vegas charge for 10 minutes in the group VIP.
A “theme set” means the dancer comes out on stage dressed up in a costume before she gets naked. Finally, the return of striptease!
You can also expect 2-for-1 lap dance specials and quickie dollar dances throughout the night. If you like younger girls and you like them naked and you can do without alcohol, you get a lot of turn-on bang for your buck at Little Darlings. Customers and dancers only have to be 18+ here.
The cover charge here is $15 for locals and $35 for out-of-towners, but out-of-towners can get in for $15 if you arrive by the free club limo. Call 702-366-1141 or text LDLV to 702-767-8118 to reserve your ride.
It’s Free Champagne Friday at Sapphire Pool and Day Club
The weatherman says it’ll be a cool 92°F in Vegas today, which means it’s a perfect day to spend the afternoon at the Sapphire Pool & Day Club (pool review/pool website). Sapphire’s topless pool is one-of-a-kind — like a strip club in the sunshine — the best place in town to kick back with a cold drink and watch topless girls go-go dancing and playing titty-ball in the pool. This is where the Sapphire dancers come to party, flirt and work on their tans.
This is a great party for couples on Fridays, because ladies get free champagne from 4 – 6 pm. The party today is sponsored by Stoli Vodka and Bud Light, so there will be drink specials all afternoon.
The Sapphire Pool is open every Friday, Saturday and Sunday from noon to 6 pm through October. This is the only pool in Vegas where you can take one the club’s bathing beauties into a VIP room for some personal fun out of the sun. Just look for the girls wearing pink wristbands. Those are the Sapphire dancers.
Pro Tip: Come early to grab a lounge chair at either end of the pool for the best girl-watching in the shower-fountains or transparent wading pool. Pool packages are available here that include limo transport to the pool, a line pass, admission, a reserved lounge chair for the day, and $50 in food and beverages, all for $70. Or you can call for the limo, or a package, a cabana at the pool, or anything else at 702-869-0003.
The Flipside Follies “Singing/Shakin” Striptease on the Baobab Stage
It’s burlesque night on the Baobab Stage, with the Flipside Follies. Emcee Kyle Petersen hosts Farash the Desert Siren, Molly Boom Boom, Veronica Manhattan, Suwasit Fly, Katie Kenner, Tana the Tattooed Lady, Pendu and Sindy Sands.
This show is mostly Vegas amateurs reviving the art of traditional striptease.
The Baobab Stage Theatre is located at 6587 Las Vegas Blvd S (in Town Square across from the Yardhouse. Doors 8 pm, Show 9 pm. Tickets $25 at the door.
Saturday, May 13
UFC 211 Viewing Party and Open Bar at Deja Vu Showgirls
UFC 211 boasts two championship fights — the Heavyweight Championship bout between Miocic and dos Santos, and the Women’s Strawweight Championship match between Jędrzejczyk and Andrade.
Deja Vu gets a good mix of hot dancers on weekends. See Jade of Deja Vu, TVO’s May Dancer of the Month, who will be dancing this weekend.
If you like high-mileage private shows, the Vu has elegant private bedrooms, with real doors you can close, where you can stretch out with a topless angel. The bedroom dances start at $150 for 15 minutes, or roughly what other Vegas clubs charge for 10 minutes in the group VIP.
Cover charge is $45 if you arrive by cab (or Uber or Lyft or a casino’s house limo), but if you call for Deja Vu’s free limo, your cover charge is waived and you even get a free drink for when the open bar is over. Call 702-308-4605 to reserve your free ride, or text SGLV to 702-767-8118.
Sapphire — 400+ Lap Dancers and the Kayden Sisters
Sapphire (club review / club website) is widely known as the world’s largest gentlemen’s club and it is a tit man’s paradise. Bring a pocketful of twenties and get ready for a smorgasbord of breasts. There’s no sit-on-your-hands law in Vegas strip clubs, so be a gentleman and have a ball.
In addition to the club’s lap dance orgy, porn’s favorite sister act, the Kayden Sisters, will be the featured stars tonight. Kendall Kayden is best known for her marathon sex romp in My Tender Ass. Her sister, Kayla, gives slut lessons to girls who are trying to learn the basics in The Girl Next Door Likes It Dirty. When they come down from the Sapphire stage, they’ll be looking for guy who’d like it dirty in private.
The Kayden Sisters’ stage performances start around 11:30 pm and continue throughout the night. You can reserve a seat at their tables (with a two-hour open bar) for $135, invite either one or both into the VIP room for a romp, or reserve a one-hour steak and lobster dinner date and private show with either of them in a Skybox for $1600 (includes $500 for champagne). Other packages are available online here. Don’t be shy about asking these babes for some private time in the VIP. That’s why they’re here!
Or get a solo-guy VIP package here starting at $65 (includes a $50 drink card plus a free shot) and bliss out with the uncountable hundreds of lap dancers at the club.
All club packages include free admission, free limo transport, a line-pass, a reserved VIP table and the royalty treatment at the most elegant gentlemen’s club in town. The packages are worth it for the reserved VIP table alone, as it can be hard to get a seat in this club at peak hours without one.
Note: Do not take a cab or commercial limo to Sapphire or you will be charged a $45 entry fee. Drive yourself or call for the free club limo. Sapphire’s limos are in service 24/7. (There’s a $15 reservations fee for the limo, waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon or bottle – a no-brainer.)
Play with Dani Jensen in the Sapphire Pool This Afternnon
If you missed porn star Dani Jensen performing on Sapphire’s stage on Friday night, she’ll be hanging out at Sapphire’s topless pool (pool review/pool website) on Saturday afternoon from noon to 6 pm.
The Sapphire Pool & Day Club is the only pool in Vegas where Sapphire’s dancers hang out in the daytime to flirt, splash around in the water, and work on their tans. They are also available for pool guests who want to fool around in Sapphire’s VIP room, accessible through a secret back entrance to the club. The Sapphire dancers wear pink wristbands. Dani Jensen will also be available for private fun in Sapphire’s VIP.
Pool packages are available here that include limo transport to the pool, a line pass, admission, a reserved lounge chair for the day, and $50 in food and beverages, all for $70. Or you can call for the limo, or a package, a cabana at the pool, or anything else at 702-869-0003.
Sapphire Comedy Hour — Every Saturday Night
The Sapphire Comedy Hour was recently awarded the Gold Award for Best Comedy Show in Las Vegas by the Las Vegas Review-Journal. This is a great way to introduce your wife or girlfriend to strip club entertainment by starting with a risqué comedy show where much of the audience is couples.
Headlining the comedy tonight is Tommy Lama, with Rock the Comedian and Mike Jenkins. Plus, there’s a classy burlesque dancer, Kalani Kokonuts, and a suave magician, MonDre, who does miracles with cigarettes, silks and doves.
There’s a full bar and cocktail service throughout the show and you can order food from El Dorado, the gourmet Mexican restaurant on site.
The $20 tickets are a bargain – most of the casino showroom comedy show tix are in the $50 – 100 range. Plus, the entry fee gets you into Sapphire’s main room (normally a $45 admission) for no extra charge when the comedy show is over.
Showroom doors open at 7 pm. The show starts at 8 pm. Call 1.702.869.0003 for the club limo – the $15 reservations fee will be waived if you purchase a buy-1-get-1-free drink coupon.
Bikini Car Wash and Bar-b-Que at Hustler Club
Hustler Club (club review) will be having a Bikini Car Wash and Bar-b-Que today, with an open bar from 11 am till 8 pm. Topless. Full bar. 21+
Other Vegas Strip Clubs Screening UFC 211
Hustler Club (club review) will be screening the UFC 211 fights with an open well bar until 6 pm and free PBRs until 8 pm. Topless. Full bar. 21+
Crazy Horse III (club review) is also screening UFC 211, with a $50 package that includes limo transport, admission, and a $60 drink voucher. Topless. Full bar. 21+
Karnival Variety Show at Charlie’s Bar
Every second Saturday of the month Charlie’s Bar presents the Karnival, a circus-themed show featuring burlesque, boylesque (that’s hunk striptease) and novelty acts, produced by Miz Charlamay. Show time is 10 pm. Charlie’s Bar is located at 5012 Arville St, Las Vegas. No cover. Full bar, 21+
Sunday, May 14
The Kayden Sisters Host the Sapphire Pool Party
with DJ Fabe Doing a Set Today
If you missed porn’s Kayden Sisters performing on Sapphire’s stage on Saturday night, they’ll be hanging out at Sapphire’s topless pool (pool review/pool website) on Sunday afternoon from noon to 6 pm.
And DJ Fabe will be doing a set this afternoon as well.
The Sapphire Pool & Day Club is the only topless party pool in Vegas where there’s an equal number of women and men. That’s because this is the pool where Sapphire’s dancers come to party and work on their tans.
Pool guests who want to go further with the dancers than a squirt gun fight or game of titty ball can invite them into Sapphire’s VIP room, accessible through a secret back entrance to the club. The Sapphire dancers wear pink wristbands. (And, yes, the Kayden Sisters will also be available for private VIP shows.)
On Sundays, if your flight out isn’t leaving until evening, Sapphire will pick you up at your hotel and store your luggage while you enjoy the pool, then take you to the airport in time to catch your flight. There’s no charge for this service (but be a sport and tip the driver both ways).
Pool packages are available here that include limo transport to the pool, a line pass, admission, a reserved lounge chair for the day, and $50 in food and beverages, all for $70. Or you can call for the limo, or a package, or a cabana at the pool, or anything else at 702-869-0003.
Burlesque Roulette at Artifice
Tonight (Sunday, May 14) at the Artifice Bar, it’s Burlesque Roulette (review), another popular locals’ striptease show emceed by Miss Miranda Glamour and featuring Betty Noir, Blyre Cpanx, Mae du Luc, Mitzy Mayhem, Scarlett Storm and Viva La Muerta.
This is a crazy burlesque show where the performers have to spin a wheel to determine what song they’ll strip to. If you’ve never seen a girl peel it off to Woodie Guthrie’s “This Land Is Your Land,” this may be the show for you. The Artifice Bar is located downtown at 1025 First Street, Las Vegas. $10 cover. Starts 8 pm. Full bar. 21+
Bikini Bull-Riding at Gilley’s
If you like cheap beer, shit-kickin’ country music, and girls in their underwear, Sunday night is always fun at Gilley’s (inside Treasure Island). The 11 pm Bikini Bull-Riding contest is actually pretty sexy—amateurs, mostly in their skivvies, trying to stay on that mechanical bull to win real money. No cover charge. You must be 21+.